This is Some Kind of Stupid
We got this from a couple different people (click for larger version):
Are you f#$%ing serious?
Some copper actually fronted this ghetto mutt over $300, probably in an effort to avoid doing actual paperwork....and it bit them in the ass, BIG TIME.
But don't worry, their co-workers found out and proceeded to do one of the more amsuingr ball-bustings we've seen in quite a long time:
Well done.
Labels: un-fucking-fucking-believable
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
235 Comments:
insaneeee
Ok, I didn't think these stories would make me laugh anymore.
Thanks buddy...
I love copper humor...
Lot of worst things a cop can do sounds like the cops were raised right have some humanity in them this is a non story in my opinion. Omg really this happened ? Who cares coppers have a good heart.
What the hell is the CPD hiring?! How stupid can this officer be?!
CAPS Commander in the making, hey by the way I'm going to be going downtown for dinner & I don't think my dial up service works on a cellphone so if I could just request officer friendly to me around last call & pay for my meal?
At least they "de-escalated" the situation.
Dear SCC. Comrade will there be a go fund me for the victim PO? Inquiring minds would like to know.
First off people (folks) on welfare shouldn’t be dining out at the sugar factory, downtown or anywhere for that matter but I guess feeling like “you got it like that” for a couple hours is more important than being broke by next week. Second…. Never underestimate the power of lust. He wasn’t being a Good Samaritan. The objective was to get contact info. Which leads to a thank you text which leads to mild banter and exchange which leads to flirting and escalation which leads to the shitrat hitting him up for money which leads to “what do I get” and a little transactional understanding is established on the side. If I’m lying I’m dying.
Haven’t had a great laugh in a while. This new generation of policing is umatched. Hahahah
Two fucking tools.
Rehire EA: you are not going to be in a white shirt. Grieve it all you want and hire Johnny Cochran too. GFYS
This a joke, right?
How stupid can you be? In my approximately 15 years, maybe on 2 occasions I’ve bought a hype $2 worth of chips or a pop so he’d keep it moving, while I was already buying myself something. And you can say I’m stupid for doing that, and I wouldn’t even argue with you. Not a fucking chance I’m giving some mutt my PayPal info, and paying a $300+ tab for him.
There isn’t a good team in that place. They are all softballs.
Damn EA posting on the blog again. Faster with his keyboard than his fishing rod.
How many puns I can make?
No good deed goes unpunished
Let the buy be beware
A sucker is born ever minutes
Embarrassing. The copper deserves it.
I was going through one of the mandatory training days two years ago at the academy and the instructor suggested paying for a shoplifter if you don’t want to do the report or arrest. The job has been stuck on goofy for awhile now.
OT
Currently on its website, Brady United explains: “Why Police violence is gun violence … As we work to tackle the gun violence epidemic in America, we cannot ignore police violence or its devastating effects.”
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/gun-controls-endgame-no-guns-anyone
Just goes to show there are some people who should not be on this job.
Where can I find him to engage in a game of three card monte?
Bleeding hearts always get punched in the face eventually
Four police officers on the scene and none of them knew what the proper police procedure was? Take the five minute report, be polite, explain the remedies, take action if needed, be polite, but never become involved in the situation. WTF is going these days on the job?!!
Neither a borrower nor lender be…Hamlet,,,think he worked in 014 cause they said it was Shakespeare
Joe Batters should be turning over in his grave.
What a fucking idiot.
This is what you get when college educated officers deal with reality.
I promise I’ll repay you by check…what’s your home address so I can send it to you.
If you stop by my apartment I’ll give you cash, my address is 1060 W. Addison, 2nd floor. My phone number is 312-765-1313.
what is wrong with these tac kids
What a fucking lack of judgement on the PO's part. How could anyone possibly think this would end well.
Dumbasses
He’s probably loaded from his parents & definitely, definitely, most definitely from the suburbs
Ot 2 p.os shot in 005 where is our commander? No where to be found .
Now that is funny, I guess copper fell for the ruse!
Did the 1863 team stop the offender’s car and search 5 times that day?
Is this 018 ? Some cops are strait up retarded.
The restaurant didn't take PayPal, well be use they read the terms and conditions of use. The po will never the money. She was never going to pay for the meal, it was all a scam from start to finish.
They should’ve made her washed the dishes.
Did he really give her his account information?
And who was the supervisor approving this report?
Because the entire list of officers in the report was bad enough to get to the SCC blog!
But we need to know who the supervisor is to put the cherry on top of the incompetence by this Department?
Then someone needs to recycle and teach these young officers what police work is and how to handle a failure to pay for a meal at a restaurant in Illinois?
Just looking at the photo should have been enough information that the offender in this event was the reason for the 911 call to begin with?
Grow a pair officers.
No good deed goes unpunished...LoFUCKINGL!
Unreal…
The old 1863 team wouldn’t let this happen! Ask Barz
It’s like coppers have no heart or soul. The negative comments are insane. So many miserable people on here. Doing the right thing can back fire of course. How many of yall want to do your job but get jammed up? You thought it was the right thing to do but now you’re in call back or stripped or took days. Like come on.
The police find every way for the public to have them. This story is not one of them.
This is what the city wants. You make good money, pay for the “needy”.
stfu
This has "haw?" written all ovuh it.
Lol lol lmao this is the result of the department over the years hiring Libtard coppers. The policemen hired these days are not even worthy of sitting in the same room as the policemen of the 90's. Oh and before you so called hard charger hair gel coppers start sounding off...No you really don't know what it's like to be a hard charger. In fact the female coppers of the 90's would run circles around most male coppers of today.
My thoughts exactly 💯
This transaction would have worked if the PO accepted Zelle instead of PayPal . With PayPal one could take the funds back
That IS the Big Tuna's grandson..
HOLY SHIT.
Retired 3 years ago, the idiots that have come on the job in the last 10 years is mind boggling.
When in doubt lock them up. Ask the manager if he's signing complaints if not escore them out. Name check them and on their way. Its a ghetto game. Wake up officers.
Be The Change
In G-d we trust, everyone else pays cash.
You do realize who that officer's grandfather was ???
If it was 35 years earlier someone would be found in a trunk.
Grandpa never taught him anything 🤣
Maybe he was trying to make some juice on da deal.
100%
Do actual paperwork that’s the worst written report I’ve ever seen that copper deserves to lose that money friggin moron, but that’s what’s on the job today,
With Lockwood Castle gone and lots of inflation ...no way $300 ???
Future exempt
"Lot of worst things a cop can do sounds like the cops were raised right..."
What the Hell is wrong with you? NEVER get personally involved in disputes over money with a citizen while on duty. This officer's decision to "help" was stupid in the extreme.
I remember back in the day, coppers bailing out females, locking up there man, going back after work for a personal
Thank you. It never works out well……
It's awlays good to have compassion. However, as a police officer you should know the difference between someone who genuinely needs help and is a decent person having a rough time in life and a bullshit artist/scammer who ate at a restaurant and never had intentions of paying the dinner bill when she entered the restaurant.
All of these are just sayings and not puns, so I guess the answer is zero
It’s called SLUMMING IT and it’s a real phenomena on this job. My old partner hated I mean hated the usual suspects who inhabit Austin area but he sure liked to hook up with ghetto hood rat thot types pay their cell phone bills give them money to get their hair did in exchange for a few tricks. Even women on the job like to hook up with cons, gangbangers and local lowlifes on the side. It’s like a reverse eroticism. The thrill of the taboo.
It’s this simple. Pay the bill or go to jail.
That’d be raciss.
that's not just dumb that's MILLENIAL dumb
then he called Area 3 dicks and they told him it was a civil matter?
Sp every day you learn about LEOs pitching in to help and do something good. Sadly, these ferals ruin good. Yet another scam on decent people. Is this the new "I'm a outta gas" scam or "baby needs diapers or food" scam?
Sadly true.
Sounds like he might go straight to deputy chief.Surprised he didn’t take her and the family out for a movie after he bought dinner.Officer probably should be given a midnight foot post at
Division and Clark for a couple of months.
I’m beginning to think 70 percent of the country has ZERO common sense. Sad, but true.
Caps has commanders?
It isn't a crime, he voluntarily gave her the money, he's gonna have to sue to get it back, what a dummy.
Don’t know how long you have been retired, but the last 20 years everything has been turned upside down.
You must be a DEI ghetto mutt yourself. But I’m impressed that you know how to use a “comprudder” yourself and access SCC!
If that officer can't see a scammer right in front of him, he/she doesn't deserve to wear a badge. That scammer just was trying a way to figure out how to burn the restaurant owner when the dim-witted officer walked in. The scammer just found a new way to burn someone for a free meal.
We live in a world where people constantly send money to Go Fund me accounts and send contributions to You-Tubers for doing nothing but talking. "A fool and his money are soon parted"
Lick him up for theft of services. But I smell a rat and copper was in on it.
I’ve been working VSWO for a few years now and have had similar actions done by ghetto partners on the tour. The psychology of the newer ghetto police and ultra liberal police is very BAD. This is normal activity for them.
The mindset is that it would have been better to pay the convenient store $20 for the fake George Floyd bill, rather than have to use for and ruin your career over it.
These are the types of simpletons that are on this job now. The politicians have made the police total pussys with this bull shit training and hands off approach to this job.
No good deed goes unpunished
Let a few offenders bum a cigarette so they’d leave the house. Better than doing paperwork.
It seems like the roll call should be teaching a bit more to some of these nitwits that are out there nowadays. Make tact guys sit in on some of these teaching moments as well. And yes this is a case where no good deed goes unpunished
Officer tried to help out the situation….obviously the officer still has faith in people. Unfortunately, it’s a lesson learned. God Bless him/her for trying to make things correct.
When are you going to stop doing the job with humanity when faced with ghetto rats? Balls and strikes...pay the bill or go to jail...no emotion. Kids present..don't care. In the words of Henry Hill....FU PAY ME
I think the copper meant well and wasn't trying to get out of paperwork, but he sure did learn a good lesson from a ghetto-ass shit bird about how they roll !
Commander at the hospital all night and on furlough
Bwahahahahahaha
POs kids huh.
You certainly didn’t attend CPS, well done
Signed…. A Liberal
Lazy ass 1861 team. Could have just locked her up? But thanks to 1863 scandal, nobody doing shit besides paying for shithead’s dinner LOL
Good Lord. was her paypal was not linked to child's father(who apparently was also broke), but somehow linked to the P.O....?! GFY
Dumb ass that was not the point of the post. Go back into your caps cubicle.
lol u dummy stfu gtfo gfy a heart? Try a brain 🧠
All they did was prove to the perp that the scam was alive and well.
A good heart will get your career, partner or reputation killed- Good Luck with that
J-Cat here....
Ok...Let's not rush to judgement till the food truck gets back.
Cash Only.
You need to see a psychiatrist immediately.
Paypal pulls this bullshit scam all the time. To guard against it, you need to have a savings account at the bank where you have the checking account paypal is linked to.
When the $$$ comes in from paypal, immediately sweep all but $5 to the savings account.
Then if paypal wants to claw it back for some kind of fraud complaint, there's insufficient funds and they have to come to YOU to get it rather than just *yoink* taking it and forcing YOU to come to them for your money.
Wow.
Dial up service hah, but a good strong relationship with law enforcement is essential so let unveil a new plan. Consumer Alternative Paying Services
You're incredibly naive. Those people never intended to pay. They played a game until there was a favorable result. If those scumbags had "humanity in them" then why dispute the charge? Your comment is incredibly reckless because this is a cautionary tale, FOOL!
Surely you jest? Did you see her mugshot? Seek help.
Wtf some libtard copper , I’d make the report and advise a warrant . Like ya all said If ya don’t have the money 💰 stay home n cook . Ghetto be itch stiffed po po
Liberals are on cpd
If commander doesn’t respond , should be demoted immediately.
Showing my age PO5 1313 FI5 1212
...she then filed a complaint with COPA for being forcefully fed under police threat inferior food that resulted in food poisoning rendering her incapable of ever holding employment resulting in a lifetime of poverty. Loevy and Loevy have announces a fifty million dollar lawsuit against the City of Chicago for future lost wages since her future career in which she has studied in quantum physics is no longer possible due to her incessant runs to the toilet to relieve her now distressed bowels. The corporate counsel has vowed to vigorously fight this lawsuit and states the city will not settle " ..for a penny OVER forty million dollars.."
Nothing wrong with spending a couple dollars on a junkie
Absolutely!!!
Some tried and true traditions will NEVER die. Good to see the old " Dine and Dash" lives on , its just gone a little hi- tech..
This had SCAM written all over it! What's the ghetto doing running up a $300 dollar food bill in the first place..Must be related to Conehead, You know, The ones that can't pay bills.
Seems to me there's a good reason that restaurant refuses to accept PayPal.
To quote some cartoons,
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
and
What a Maroon!!!!!!!!
Dipshit!
I agree
I just dont know with these retards on this job anymore. 2018 I witnessed a PO allow gays to squirt a water gun in his mouth at pride parade. Thought that was insane as well.
OT: The funniest part of Chikko aka The Karate Kid making Sgt, is that 542 is allowing her to work OT on the weekends since training is M-F. Wasn’t OT supposed to be cut?
Actually you’d be surprised
Wow! Just Wow!
What this naive young officer didn't realize is that these types are "Hustling" 24/7...They will lie, cheat and steal at the drop of a hat. They will turn their brother in for a reward and conceal drugs in their babies' diapers and use their kids for sympathy and as a tool to deceive the unwitting. She was running a scam on the restaurant when the officer walked in, and they were too stupid to know it. She was also likely running a scam for the next day because that's what these people do. Theres not a shred of morality in them. When I was in Chi-town, I donated to the food pantry and told everyone to seek help there. It made me feel better about refusing drug addicts and alcoholics help.
So, this is what the city's Elite Tactical Teams have become? lol! You're lucky you got away with the shirt on your back kid.
How could this officers partner let them get scammed like this?
This is some dumbassery on the part of the police here...
Apparently not Mrs Shumaker...
Initial job was prob coded out since idiots paid for the scam crew. Case was made later when idiot discovered issues with PayPal. Any sgt had to approve this case. What’s embarrassing these four idiots or some of them actually decided to document all this on a case report.
Copper is a naive moron
I hope you’re not the police
I abandoned Paypal years ago because this scam had become so prevalent on ebay. The receiver has almost zero recourse beyond small claims court.
Copper has no common sense
And mom raised you to be a naive idiot
She was at the hospital. I heard her come over the air. Where did you want her to be?
If it doesn't involve attorneys or BIA, they got off with a cheap lesson but,
"Ward, I think you need to have a talk with the Beaver."
This generation getting stupider every academy class!
April Fools day is April1st. Not March 14!!
Hold on, give some credit to the P.O. for being a decent human. I don't see how this was a problem for the police. The way I see it, it was a problem for the business. Either way, it is unfortunate the P.O.got burned for trying to help.
Who is the commander there now ?
I have never seen any restaurant take PayPal , or Apple Pay for the exact same reason.
And if you don't have change, use your PayPal.
I pay strippers with cashapp all the time and never once did I ever think of canceling the payment. Some hoes have no honor
Moron
It was all a scam from the start. I hope you’re not on the job
Perp?
I have a big screen tv filled with rocks for only 500.He also might be interested in.
That’s not “the right thing”.
The right thing to do is the case report, code it out, or arrest if necessary.
To insert yourself as a player into a blatant theft of services situation is ridiculous. This isn’t someone down on their luck trying to feed a starving child. It’s a rat being a rat.
Lot of worst things a cop can do sounds like the cops were raised right have some humanity in them this is a non story in my opinion. Omg really this happened ? Who cares coppers have a good heart.
The officer was stupid!
I heard little JV was there stop and frisking the manager of sugar factory so he could lock him up for a ccl violation. Gotta get those numbers up little jv!
$ 329.00 WTF!!!
It’s one thing to help out a homeless or struggling person with some food or whatever, but fronting a 300 dollar dining bill should’ve raised some alarms.
Being stupid SHOULD hurt.
There’s a difference between being a good human and being a dumbass. The fact you don’t know the difference tells me which one you are.
Forrest Gump had it correct: Stupid is as stupid does
If you want to help like that, become a social worker.
Either code it, document it with a report, or arrest.
Those are your options.
It’s not hard.
Financially inserting yourself into the situation isn’t a part of the job description, it’s not what the city hired you to do, and it’s not what your supervisors expect of you.
The officer should rethink if this is the career path for him. He literally responded to a theft in progress and willingly made himself a victim. He can’t protect himself, how the F is he trusted to protect others.
👆🏽So you are saying common sense doesnt run in the family
I’ve been on eBay for years using PayPal and have never been scammed. But of course, I’m careful about who I interact with.
Starting a Go Fund Me account to help this kind Officer out.
Theft of services- please look it up….
Don't Ass-u-Me!!!
1 year on and on the 1861 team? Explain that
Most of the people on this blog are under 50.
They don't even know ANYTHING about his grandfather.. "The Big Tuna" aka: "Joe Batters". Sad
lawyer? For what? he took the Sgt test when he wasn’t employed here. Eat shit.
doubt it..his grandson is approx 60 years old
“Haw?!?” “You say Who?!?” Literally the anthem of those types.
You are correct my era in thinking
Problem for the business?? This ghetto trash scammed the restaurant and the stupid officer!
and the A/3 dicks are still laughing!
Do you blame them?
This is NOT a case of 'do the right thing.'
This is a case of 'do a stupid thing.'
The PO is not a decent human. The PO is a dumb, naive, chump.
This PO will get another cop or himself hurt/killed.
Never trust anybody about anything!
It’s not like perp was short on a $15 lunch during a December snowstorm. This is a $300+ Date Night Dinner we’re talking about here… harshing on the sucker CPD officer seems warranted.
What's a perp?
That's too good to be true.
We are the Police NOT Liam officers! If she can’t pay lock her up for theft of services! Both po’s and the Sgt that approved this report should be fired if this is true!
You're wrong. It's 90 percent.
No good turn ever goes unpunished!
Empathy is fine. Suicidal empathy is not.
Amen to that brother, you just can't fix stupid.
Next these idiot play police will be buying that fat ho babies pampers
Heard Conehead axed them to pay his water bill.
So dumb copper worked a tour of duty for nothing. Dumb fuck.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Kid will be deputy chief of organized crime before Roti made it there
The problem should be for the patron who didn't pay her bill, and don't doubt for a second that she knew what she was doing when she walked into that restaurant.
$1 was my limit for a pack of skittles to keep a hype from getting dope sick long enough to get him into lockup
Hilarious as this is, this officers is going to be able to laugh at this one day too. Probably shrug off being scammed out of $330 dollars. It’s just money. He’ll make a lot more, and he’ll move on. The ugly pos that scammed him will still be crying that ain’t no one be helping. You’ll all still need people that aren’t afraid to follow their heart and fall just to feel better about yourselves.
It is a civil matter.
Momo would have seen this coming from a mile away. Doubt there's any relation.
bro aced community policing but failed street smarts
In the 90s the water department had 3 Anthony accords working as laborers. All three were nephews . They were jaws,
sticks and Lil Tony lol. Showing respect for the patriarch. This accardo p o is probably a great grandson. The city that works hasn't changed in decades
We are laughing at all these comments. 🤣🤣
New de-escalation tool is a pre-paid city card for situations like this
as always you can't fix STUPID it's forever
It is a bad idea to reward stupidity
Momo would have seen this coming from a mile away. Doubt there's any relation
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Momo was Sam Giancana KID.
He’s in the wrong line of work if he has ‘faith in people.’
People will disappoint or shit on you every time.
He got burned and he learned a valuable lesson. I’ve paid for people’s gas before, bought food for others and even paid for a homeless persons items at a dollar tree, we weren’t called there for a theft either. You cold blooded assholes are some of the reasons a lot of Americans became so anti police. I can just tell by your comments on here you were straight up assholes dealing with the public. Nothing wrong with having empathy and sympathy for others. I will say, I would have not paid that much myself for her bill. I would have give her the option to either pay now or you will be arrested if the business signs a complaint. Also for all you assholes complaining he’s not a good officer or think he shouldn’t be on the job fuck off and I don’t even know the officer.
GOFUNDME?
That PO obviously voted for Brandon Johnson.
Fuck you. Done patting yourself on the back? We've all paid for things for citizens and helped people. The difference you jag, is that she was a scam artist the minute she walked in and never intended tp pay.
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