Exempt Movement on Tap
Our spies tell us of a couple moves as Larritorious heads for the door:
- 1. Deputy Chief BCT to Chief of BCT.2. Commander 005 to Deputy Chief of Academy3. Deputy Chief of Academy to Deputy Chief A/54. Lieutenant of Detail Unit to Commander5. Commander CCG to Deputy Chief CCG
We don't have names to go with the moves. Readers can add them in the comments.
A few more are supposed to be on tap for 04 April.
Now the BIG question - does Larritorious delay the moves because word has leaked out? Or does he let them move forward and just admit that people can't keep secrets any more?
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Not one of these bosses ever did anything for the department. Not one of them came up with an original idea. They are all a waste being in high management position.
I wouldn’t follow any of these incompetent bosses anywhere. The upper command is a joke.
The sooner the rank and file figure out the whole thing is a scam and just a job the morale will improve.
What’s a bct?
What’s a ccg?
Apocalypse
Deputy Chief of Academy to Deputy Chief A/5: DC Bulnes has single handedly messed the department up more than anyone else on the job. She deserves the award of idiot boss of a lifetime. She messes up every place she was assigned to and moves on as if nothing happened. How can we respect an idiot.
God help whoever ends up with that idiot Connolly. Did you know he’s a lawyer? The original “too much college, not enough high school” guy.
Lt mark Kochan commander 004
D Hamilton 004 caps to be head of A/2 dogs
Morale is in the toilet and all of these bosses have contributed to it. Nothing will change. Things will continue to get worse. Just continue to be in survival mode while trying to make retirement.
A bunch of over paid clowns.
P Rosas from 004 to be head caps coordinator
Keesing bandit commander of midnight basketball
Lieutenant of area one prt back to 8 district tact.
In my 12 years I seen many supervisors come and go. The quality of the supervisors keeps getting worse. To say nothing is to say everything about supervision.
Will all the academy front office bimbos follow her ?
I wonder if he’s going to tap the Area One Detective’s Watson? She keeps saying she’s getting promoted, although she got him named in a lawsuit. She’s been hanging around the 5th floor a lot lately.
Why would the CCG need a commander? It is two districts, each district having two commanders.
Pops to Chief of BOC is already a done deal. He's the acting chief right now. To say he doesn't know much about police work is an understatement. How this guy has moved up is a head scratcher to say the least. The word is he doesn't get along with Hein at all. I highly doubt JW moves up to DC of BOC. Pops keeps JW in the dark about everything. He actively works against him. JW is a strange character (some say he's bi polar, I wouldn't doubt it) but not a bad guy. He knows a whole lot more than Pops about how to do pro active police work.
More clout how do 8 replace the lieutenant in the detail unit
We just completed our first week in the detective training class. I made it by merit selection. Some other officers who made it via scoring well look down on us. Don't blame me for using the political system to my advantage. All I did was volunteer my time and hours off duty to help out some politicians for their community and election events.
Time and effort that resulted in a promotion. The same path is available to you.
Who cares anymore..its just shifting the chairs on the titanic. These mutts shift to a different spot, then bring in their own people...wash, rinse and repeat. What good does any of these changes do besides nothing!
Just more thievery of the pension. Thanks Pal.
That’s what wrong with this department.He’s looking to “take care of” someone. When he should be prioritizing and enhancing accountability and true reform.
If more bosses faced accountability and the possibility of a demotion, this department would be in a better position. The possibility of a demotion would lead to significant improvements among our leadership. It would positively impact our overall work environment. It would send a clear message that everyone, irrespective of their rank, is responsible for their actions and decisions.
These days, an individual can be promoted after having 68 CR’s, 10 which are open, 5 pending lawsuits, no honor or respect in your current position/ rank and no leadership skill whatsoever.
Oh, it’s promotion season. I was wondering why the BIA was excessively closing long and drawn out sham investigations after so many years.
Officers with EEOC complaints against bosses are being called down to the BIA for 3 minute interviews to have their complaints administratively closed or Unfounded, just so that the boss can be promoted again. The BIA is issuing bosses clean records for promotion.
Thank god they’re moving Williams from 002 to the academy
So what. Clout does what it does. Takes care of the clouted.
So much waste!
The more the merrier.
Clown show.
So many unnecessary positions...just a money grab from the pension. Greedy dastardly with no conscience.
Secrets have allowed these people to operate in the shadows for too long. Don't be afraid to name names and call out the erased/forgotten scandals.
CPD brass = League of Shadows
Captain of 017 to Commander of 050.
Maybe the detail unit Lt can get a haircut and get rid of the mullet. Start acting professional for a change.
WTH is a head caps coordinator??
Does it threaten you? Leave dude alone he’s one of the best bosses still around.
You will undoubtedly be the greatest detective you’ve ever met
What! No Deputy Chief of crossing guards?
Literally every single copper I know is in completely fetal survival mode, counting the weeks months years until retirement. How long can this continue for? Has morale ever been this low?
Explain what she’s messed up? Give details… easy to throw out insult with nothing to back it. We’ll wait. Go ahead.
04 would be in big trouble
Cinta has no other choice but to ride Bulnes’ coat tails. Clueless Sgt and definitely shouldn’t be in the academy around recruits especially since she’s on the Brady list.
Hey Clara…. Why the long face?!
This guy is real popular here!!
BK to commander of 050
Great choice
Yeah, probably not.
Sorry he’s making you do something more than traffic stops.
Miss Cleo says....
I see Baby...I see NO Merit promotion for you .....
Connolly.....another handjob given,... Not earned ...white shirt from the bottom of the top...geeeezzzzzz
Relax....Take in a few games of ...Midnight Basketball, ....You'll be alright.
So you say the hand job today.....Is a reach around tomorrow ?
Your a real tool.....
But they are our clowns.....
That's what I'm talking about......
The citizens of Chicago were worried about a brain drain of the top of CPD gold badges resulting in dysfunctional law enforcement. Thankfully its just lateral damage and not collateral damage.
Modern day Peter principle.
The mullet is a good look.
Nobody cares about 004
Sonny, nobody cares, nobody cares! He’s going to the FBI academy, too. He was Bird’s guy.
Bulnes has to be the dumbest human being on this planet. Cant formulate a coherent sentence and ruined morale throughout the whole unit. Good riddance, take the dummies with you too.
Just get your blue cards.....
He been a jag off for the twenty years I known him....Thinks he is A I ,
a real fuck wad
Everyone gets a piece of the pie....
I happily accept, as long as I get to monitor those sweaty young men in the shower afterwards.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Hahaha. The guy is pure misery.
Sorry buddy, NOT going anywhere. Embrace the change or GET OUT.
Bureau of Counter Terrorism
Central Control Group
D.C. of A/2 Senora Ben is retiring in July. She already made the announcement at last years Xmas party. A lot of people thought Karla Johnson was getting her spot…
A real cop never would have said that.
can someone post the top 100 results of Lieutenants test ? When will CPD promote Lt.’s?
Rumored that Conehead wants a Captain on every Watch and they will rotate to shake things up.
The whole northwest side is led with these useless promotions. They can't even control the blue line that runs on tracks. You can't delegate from your home/office. Zero accountability but I blame the aldermen for allowing this clown show to happen.
So deep in the list that none of you really deserve the promotion.
You're not required to respect her personally, just her rank. "We salute the rank, not the man".
"CPD ain't ready for reform".
Detective is an assignment, not a promotion. You're just a blue shirt wearing a cheap suit. When you kiss enough political ass to get a white shirt, then you can consider yourself promoted.
You're kidding, right?
If you were CPD, you'd know.
Thank you for explaining how merit actually works on the CPD
They should get rid of the detail unit. Don’t get out of the car and work a short day. The rest of us are getting hammered. It’s not hard, watch them come and go from the first district lot.
Oh God please! God rid of them all
You forgot little to no (real cause perfect attendance, dnc don't count;) awards or honorable mentions
Ask those haters how long they were allowed to study during a tour, while in a unit or office, etc... and the 376er's how soon they were transferred to a 'district' just before the list came out to appear lie-git. So F them and their score unless they were pushing a beat car or doing all the office/unit work and not allowed hours upon hours, days at a time to study during their tour. Let's not forget the medical/IOD personnel off just in time to study for days/weeks/year before test was given. Rank score don't mean sh!t
She’s an ignorant individual.
who has detail unit
Do you think you’re super smart and are the only one to have figured it out? Really? Welcome to the party, we all figured it out long ago.
Who is the XO in 017 and where is Spiro going too???
…let’s not forget being MIA when one of her officers were killed in the line of duty during her time in OCD as a Sgt.
You my friend are an idiot but the great thing about America, freedom of thought & speech (nonetheless still an idiot). Get outta your mom’s basement and go do something positive.
Not even close. In his prayers (probably daily) but never-ever-happening.
God willing that idiot Sgt CC goes with her (until she makes Lt in about 18-24 months).
Josh Wallace is $1m in debt. He’s clueless and alienates himself from his betters because he tries to make it all about HIM. he can’t run a major event and can barely run Narcotics. If he’s promoted, he’ll be a street boss as that’s the only place they could truly dumped him to open up the bureau of counter terrorism spot..
He’s the only supervisor in 4 that knows what he is doing
It ain’t Williams bro. Lol
Rumor has it Sgt McGrew from 4 is going to be pushed up to commander of 4. He is very knowledgeable and would make an excellent commander.
That’s a good spot
My sources tell me that’s correct. Commander KM to be a/2 deputy chief
The only thing these bosses did was kiss somebody’s behind.
The Gold Stars are into themselves and their friends.
It has become a paycheck for me.
She is a tool.
Well said. The bosses 100% messed this place up…….
They need to get rid of the Gold Braid Pension. No body should get higher than a LT Pension.
The supervisors don’t really care about the workers or the operations. They are into themselves.
Parham getting promoted to Chief of IAD he’s the real deal . Best boss ever just ask him.
Totally agree!
That’s a wig.
Central Control Group. Downtown
The Commander of 050 is Greek. He is not going anywhere cause Pap is getting promoted. He got the Greek spot.
KB to be Chief of Detectives. Useless and far left Ursetti being moved.
Yes. They will be. They were told as much
This is a done deal- and boy are they in store for something. PRT LT is gone, so is the admin SGT. God help that area holy fuck.
She came into operations at the academy and said “it’s too white there” and nuked it. She only plays well with Puerto Ricans and females. Good luck area five.
A5 PRT LT from A5 to the 025 Sallyport. LT of oil changes and tire rotations until retirement.
I think Bureau of Counterterrorism
I heard that Lt m duignan from 022 was going to get commander of 4. He was there as Lt before and knows the district
I’m waiting for Southwest Airlines to promote pilots meritoriously. What do you mean that will never happen? Well, then maybe I’ll apply for a merit spot at Christ Hospital as a Surgeon. That would be easier than ringing door bells for the democratic crime party.
It is being replaced
What’s a bct? Thank you to those who answered me. To the smart ass, I'm retired 15 yrs. We didn't have as many alphabet units then. I read the blog for entertainment.
Ok kats
Thank you. As I stated in the above post, I'm retired 15 yrs. We didn't have as many alphabet spots then. Stay safe.
Hey Clara…. Why the long face?!
3/14/2026 10:25:04 AM
“She’s got a face for radio”.
Absolutely useless.
Wants to be famous, but doesn’t put in any work.
Oh, she stays around just to make some bullshit OT. But never puts in any actual work. About as dumb as a box-o-rocks.
Studying instead of working.
Good luck to whatever watch she lands on as an Lt.
Because JW is about one million in debt.
He’s not smart enough to stop pissing money away, yet people think he’s “qualified” for something?
He shouldn’t be allowed to make a decision past what socks to put on, more or less anything at a Commander level.
Anonymous
Detective is an assignment, not a promotion. You're just a blue shirt wearing a cheap suit. When you kiss enough political ass to get a white shirt, then you can consider yourself promoted.
3/14/2026 12:56:15 PM
Haha. Is that why most white shirts, when asked a question by their Officers, go "Duh, I don't know, call the area and ask the Dets." Sorry you are not smart enough to make Detective.
Alderpersons at city council are even worse. Can’t imagine that is possible, but it’s true.
She should have never been anything above a LT!!!
Had to hit the medical (freaked the fuck out after her boyfriend broke up with her) for around a year as a Commander (of the Academy). Then she gets PROMOTED?
Obviously can’t handle Commander rank, so they push her up?
Complete idiot.
Kj is as racist as it comes. Her picks as followed. An officer on the Brady list. The other officer is on snap chat firing rounds from her gun hammered at a wedding.
Lt. K.G. He’s pretty good.
It seems to me all the experts are the wannabes all the butt hurts are very opinionated. It hurts them to see others doing well obviously you’re very insecure arm chair quarterbacks to post things straight up underachievers of course it’s everyone else’s fault
That’s why you’re not bosses
Useless Ursitti has ruined the D Unit with the moron bosses she has brought in under her. She had to go on “stress leave “ from her inside spot at the academy. Now she’s Chief of Dets. Seriously?
What we need are demotions, Larry.
Rumors are LT JH is going to be the next Commander of Narcotics and Gangs.
Senora, before you retire can you hook me up with a copy of the next Lts test like you had.
Yeah ok cant tell by the proactive stops and arrests still being made
3/14/2026 02:50:16 PM
Do you think you're super smart as well... we know you are daf because most are still proactive .. just look at the Qs and crime is at a record low hahaha you clown
“ Detective is an assignment…”
Keep telling yourself that.
Unless it has changed, if massive layoffs were to hit the department it is by reverse seniority. All POs would go before they begin with detectives.
OT: SM and his XO in 001 worry about not spending overtime rather than manning the severely understaffed POs on 2nd watch. Nameless PO went to a missing person job 99 and got severely injured by the missing mental (heard his knee went in the reverse position). XO complains that POs do nothing while on overtime yet he's # 2 on WORKED VOLUNTARY REGULAR DAY OFF in his district! Why does an XO need to work on his day off?!
Just shut up
Can we get a 10 year block of just rank list promotions and all merit having their arrest numbers, only box 1 and 2, complimentary history, medical history and disciplinary history all having weight in their selection. And published. So if you had Sharon Price, Dana Starks sister inlaw, put up for merit sgt, you would see she did nothing ever as a PO. One of the laziest and dumbest ever to be given the special treatment while at the academy, wink wink, you know the special one on one testing so they can miraculously pass. But this is chicago, the creator or DEI, so of course she is a sgt.
Not happening.
001 & 018 aka Work & Play
Thanks for asking and to the kind ones answering. To the snarky: Hope your day is better.
I also wondered. LEO supporter here.
It’s the Chicago way. Barely at work and sleeping with her subordinates who brag about having influence in her decision making. There’s plenty of us who feel this way
it's just gold stars making up more spots for more gold stars
Why no movement in the BOD? Nobody worth promotion?
Shuffles!
I know some great Merit Sgt’s and also Rank Sgts.
Some rank sgts think this job is for real…. The Merit guys get it.
Once again it comes down to the simple fact that nothing is perfect.
If u don’t like COD then quit and see how you like it in Schaumburg IL.
The entire Dept is cutting OT…
If u want money then work CTA
JW also likes to call female expemts "honey," so he probably fits right in with Snelling's plans.
Pretty sure that's under EQ. Safe, because we don't have crossing guards at CPD anymore, so she isn't running anything.
Damn straight! Poor
kid is crippled. Hypocrisy!
Lets see about her- she got dumped from Detective Division, Constitutional Policing, a d the Academy. She was unqualified for all these spots. Now she's going to A5. Oh and she was a no show Sgt when an officer on her team was killed executing a SW. She is ignorant trash
Let’s not forget her juvenile peace circles and $50 credit cards for juveniles. Far left wing nonsense.
Good riddance.
Officers respond to Missing calls 99 on every watch, including 1W.
You are provided with information to begin with. Gather more info and continue assessing the situation when you find out you are dealing with a violent missing Zebra.
Get another unit if you cant handle it. Don't blame others for your lapses, we are all trained to defend ourselves and use force when necessary.
You guys can’t decide what you want. Policemen? They get Cars and law suits. Not policemen? Then you get clean bosses that have never done a thing. Pick your poison. I’ll take someone who has done the job
KB has been passed up by PK, he will be the next chief. Besides KB is leaving when he gets the age.
Him and Hein really jumped off a burning ship just in time. Left the rest holding the bag for their mistakes.
Good. Maybe BIA can clear up how her gun ended up being used in a murder.........pass the popcorn please......hi Eddie Johnson...hope retirement is going well.....say hi to your wife for me please....is she still seeing her boss at the area ?!?!?
Merit for LT is in progress. Bosses not picking the people that deserve it based on their hard work and resume. They are picking their buddies instead of the most qualified. Same old/same old. What’s the point? Get rid of merit all together.
If true maybe he can take his bipolar incompetent admin sergeant with? Oh and to the Goober talking about traffic stops yeah no one is doing much these days.
How about the irony of the DC of the Academy failing the state test multiple times when she was a recruit. You can't make this shit up. Ask any copper in the 98-3 class she was a worthless turd. Who had to have a special study group to pass the a test where if you listened in class had the answers.
I’ve came in here a few times, I’ll say it again, with 22 years on. Merit has ruined this department. Yes not everyone who scores well is the best. But look at the merits. It is awful. Not only do they get one merit, they get multiple. They are so smart but can’t pass the test or put in the time to study. It’s pathetic. All DEI
Cinta… the smartest in the room, just ask her! Whoever gets her as a LT good luck. Start practicing how to fill out a par form now.
commander postonn back to choo choo trains
Ursitti isn’t going anywhere yet.
“She brought in” ??? Yea, ok. You assume chiefs have power to just promote and bring people in. Exempt promotion decisions are made at a way higher level than her.
Stop hating and get a life tool
J Hamilton is a HOOOOOOT Mess
She's vindictive jealous and envious of the decent looking females that do NOT kiss her ass.
She argued with a female Officer about her decision not to vote. J Hamilton became irate going Bach and forth with the officer.
I'm telling you that if J Hamilton gets narcotics be prepared to put a lot of fires out because she's not a fair person but more of an evil wicked unfair fake deceptive, sneaky liar.
Who agrees??????
You again? Get a life you miserable loser.
I would work for that man any day. He knows his stuff
Take that ghetto Flores desk dolly with you. What an embarrassment
When Clara Cinta was in 008 as a sergeant she was okay. Her man was in fugitive years ago, I don’t know if he’s still there. So her man might be her actually clout. I’m not hating on her tho. Hate the game don’t hate the player.
Reward for all the fine work tact in 18 did.
Calling someone an idiot in the middle of an incoherent mess is quite humorous.
Hopefully the copper rest and takes his/her time on Tod till fully healed, IOD’s furloughs, promotions, and retirements the watch will shrink to 2 cars a sector. Also get your fucking asses to union meetings and raise the concern of officer safety and don’t just bitch on here
He acts like OT is paid out of his own Deferred Comp but pays himself OT on his RDO's consistently. Word on the street is he'll do anything for a gold star. Including ruining a well functioning unit decades in the making.
Enjoy retirement. 15 years ago was the beginning of the end for a once great department, you got out at a perfect time, nor was anything a “Bureau of ….”. Keep pulling those pension checks!
Real funny!! Keep it up and I’ll get you guys back for messing with me.
He would clean up 4 and it would be the best district in the city He has all the experience necessary to be a great boss
The only head he will be is di&kh£@d. What a waste of space he is!!!
Been in 004 for 12 years and I've never seen this McGrew.
Please take MA with you , we hated him on first watch. Even the sergeants in ALL of the watches can’t stand him. He was known as “Icehouse” in 024 for leading the tact team in drinkers arrests!
(What’s a bct? Thank you to those who answered me. To the smart ass, I'm retired 15 yrs. We didn't have as many alphabet units then. I read the blog for entertainment.
3/14/2026 05:40:47 PM)
Amen, Brother. 12 yrs here. Probably comment from some suburban kid with a year on.
I worked for Connolly back in 2024 and found him to be a good guy. Not sure why all the hate here.
Let her have it.
Very much so. Then and only then will things get better.
KJ has never attended court. She has no idea what Brady list is.
They need somebody like Dashae’ Blanton to clean that place up.
Seamus has become a company man. He and the Capt made hundreds of thousands in OT and now they won’t let anyone make money. Please get rid of them and the idiot Lts we have here
Whoever typed this is a real ass clown. I've been promoted by test score more than once. I have an open CR and have dozen's more that are closed (zero suspension days). I've made or been part of thousands of arrests and countless search warrants. I've been sued and money has been paid out even when me and my fellow officers did nothing wrong. I have awards on top of more awards for going the extra mile and taking initiative to do active investigations and do pro active police work. I'll take that all day over some house mouse who has never done anything other than study orders and Monday morning QB what others have done. When I see an officer who doesn't have any CR#s or lawsuits, I see a COWARD!!!! The problem with the promotional process is that there should be activity standards to qualify for promotion. Illinois doesn't have a quota to keep your job but it should have a variety of activity metrics to get promoted. The biggest problem with CPD is all the do nothings who move up the ranks.
“Including ruining a well functioning unit decades in the making.
3/15/2026 03:28:58 AM”
Decades in the making? That’s where we all know you’re a hand job!
Listen asshats,
If your working in the academy and it’s too tough for you, write a to-from and end your detail. Yeah let’s rip on the only boss here who has a spine and knows what she’s talking about. Take a test, pass it, get promoted if you can do better. You signed up to go to work and handle emergencies, not work in a modified college atmosphere. At any time head to a district and maybe you can get a pinch better than a recruit with fake dope. Furthermore to the sgt there, you know who you are, put himself in for a DC for having civilians conduct scenarios, you’re what’s wrong with this department. End rant, this is why I left the academy
Never and I mean never respond 99 to any mental call or most any other if you can avoid it, fuck it, let them wait, typical bottom feeders who hate you and contribute nothing but want extra special service because , you knows, uh huh
Great picks by Snelling and Heineken take care of your friends and family asshats.
The only place KM is going is straight into retirement. Haltek and the other minions screwed him over by stealing overtime from the city.
Shuffle the deck some more. No one cares anymore. Might as well back the Titanic up and take another run at the iceberg
Nobody deserves merit. You’re an absolute clown if you’re trying to get merit LT on a resume and work. Everyone took the same test. Improve your score, theyre doing test every 3 years. You have no excuse now.
Worked for Cinta in 008, honestly one of the better sergeants. Made OT, took care of us, wouldn’t say she was she was dumb at all. Not like some of those other jags like Brittain. Thank God the Lt’s hate him as much as we do.
Couldn’t be more spot on.. Hamilton is a mean, useless, incompetent person.. more than one time she “left” summer mobile/ CST and took off home while the rest of us were redeployed downtown to fight over the remains of stores and other burning establishments.. she would tell her officers “go find Sgt…. They will watch you” complete shithead ..
"if massive layoffs were to hit the department it is by reverse seniority". Correct. But your seniority does not change when you become a detective.
It must be great to be in charge and have so many minions to screw with.
That should be published about the merit promotions.
Many are screw ups
Who’s BK and where is Spiro going ?
Bet your last $200 that the mutt that scored 64% on multiple choice is merit in the first class of Lt.
Commander of 5 needs to get dumped
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