Friday, March 27, 2026

Takeover Season has Arrived

Thank goodness there's a curfew in effect!

  • A large teen gathering in downtown Chicago descended into chaos Wednesday night—prompting a curfew enforcement order and intensifying the debate over how to stop repeat takeovers in the Loop.

    The activity centered on State and Lake streets, where witnesses described crowds of young people running through the area, climbing on vehicles and engaging in fights.

    Alderman Brian Hopkins said conditions escalated quickly before officials intervened.

Wait....the kids actually read a clock? And instituted the mayhem BEFORE the curfew? Congrats to the Chicago Teachers Union for learing [IYKYK] the children how to tell time! 

  • Chicago police confirmed multiple enforcement actions tied to the gathering, including eight juvenile arrests and 24 curfew violations.

    According to police, seven juveniles, ranging in age from 13 to 16, were each charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct. One of those teens, a 15-year-old boy, also had an outstanding warrant.

    Another 16-year-old boy faces more serious charges, including three felony counts of aggravated assault of a peace officer, along with a misdemeanor reckless conduct charge and a citation for riding a bicycle on the sidewalk.

Yowie....eight arrests and twenty-four curfew violations, not a single oen of which will result in fines or restitution for damaged property. And a fifteen year old who - SURPRISE! - already has a warrant. What a future this one has, eh? Probably an astronaut or something.

But don't demonize....Conehead says it's bad and crime is down anyway. 

UPDATE: SCC reader, commentator and mayoral hopeful Ja'Mal Green throws his two cents worth behind the Tribune paywall:

  • Let’s stop pretending we don’t know what’s going on. 

    These “teen takeovers” downtown, such as the one on Wednesday, aren’t just harmless get-togethers. They’re organized disruptions — planned online, carried out in large groups and allowed to spiral out of control because the city has been too slow and too hesitant to respond. 

    That needs to change. 

    Here’s the truth nobody wants to say out loud: If you don’t control your public spaces, you lose your city. 

Read it all if you know a way around the paywall. If he ain't running for office, he's pushing for a spot in the next administration.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

2nd district also had a teen trend that night what a shit show

3/27/2026 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I said that here 3yrs ago. Jamal will be mayor. He will. It’s all empty talking points on his end don’t think for a second he would do anything less than blame police and DJT if he were mayor tomorrow. He would be the first one regurgitating a false narrative about how they’re bored, need more social programs and how employers need to take chances on the future doctors. He’ll never speak the truth. He will never state the obvious.

3/27/2026 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what demographic the teens were? I’m sure we can all guess!!!! Same old bs every year. Maybe we need to do our own takeover and beat the shit out of these yutes. Maybe they wouldn’t come back then!!

3/27/2026 03:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Four Horseman have arrived and the CPD is filling out blue cards.

3/27/2026 03:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait for Summer!

3/27/2026 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Coneheads Office says...
The public does not need to know the answer to this hypothetical question. Thus, it should not be asked again.

3/27/2026 03:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The King of the Hegewisch Gypsies says...
The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubricated....

3/27/2026 03:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dogs, water cannons, wood shampoos are the only answers.

3/27/2026 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still think it's tied to dropping property values so the current group of gangsters can swoop in when the selling goes crazy.

3/27/2026 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those damn Naperville kids!

3/27/2026 05:52:00 AM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

This whole thing is awful, and it isn't even summer yet. Conehead, Prickster and these Demoncrat politicians are on a one way trip to you know where.

3/27/2026 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Ja'Mal " Baby Ears " Green. Maybe the police could care less what these kids are doing because as soon as they put their hands on people and enforce the law they get held accountable for any little allegation of misconduct. If the parents of these children don't care where their children are or what they are doing then why should the police care.

3/27/2026 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you dare state the obvious.....that's RACIST!

3/27/2026 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are all those paid violence interrupters?

3/27/2026 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should start a business that streams the “teen takeovers” . The service should charge $0.13 for the event. I’m sure people would not hesitate to watch.

3/27/2026 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if those kids were from Edison Park or Amish

3/27/2026 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The City is already lost

3/27/2026 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ja'Mal has been very busy on X (formally Twitter), and he's definitely running for some office, which is a good thing because he'll be the only person on the debate stage with the guts to say what he's been posting on X, what everyone knows about his "community" but are terrified to say.

How the progressives/media handles the truth he'll be laying down will be a wonder to behold.

3/27/2026 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Amos Yoder said...

Yes I'm ashamed to say it was my brethren the Amish once again...

3/27/2026 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back the gas teams.

3/27/2026 08:21:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

That is profound.

3/27/2026 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here’s Jamal’s letter.
It’s all good……right up until enforcement.

Ja’Mal Green: Don't surrender Chicago to 'teen takeover' chaos
By Ja'Mal Green
UPDATED: March 26, 2026 at 2:32 PM ET

Let’s stop pretending we don’t know what’s going on. 
These “teen takeovers” downtown, such as the one on Wednesday, aren’t just harmless get-togethers. They’re organized disruptions — planned online, carried out in large groups and allowed to spiral out of control because the city has been too slow and too hesitant to respond. 
That needs to change. 
Here’s the truth nobody wants to say out loud: If you don’t control your public spaces, you lose your city. 
Downtown Chicago isn’t just another neighborhood. It’s our front door. It’s where our economy thrives, visitors get their first impression and small businesses either survive or close down. When downtown feels unsafe, the damage doesn’t stay there — it spreads across the entire city. 
So no, this isn’t about being “anti-youth.” It’s about being pro-Chicago. 
I’ve spent years working with young people. I understand what drives some of this — boredom, lack of options and the influence of social media. But let’s be clear that being young doesn’t give you a free pass for breaking the law. 
You can’t shut down streets just because it’s trending. 
You can’t intimidate families and tourists just because you show up in numbers.
You can’t turn downtown into a viral moment at everyone else’s expense. That has to stop now.
It’s time for Mayor Brandon Johnson to truly lead in this moment. Real leadership doesn’t choose between compassion and order — it delivers both. Here’s what that really looks like:
• Stop the chaos before it starts. The city should actively monitor social media for planned mass gatherings and coordinate with schools, parents and community leaders when something is brewing. These events don’t come out of nowhere — we’re just choosing to react instead of prepare.
• Lock down key downtown areas when needed. Millennium Park, the Riverwalk, Michigan Avenue — these are not open for takeover. Strategic curfews, CTA coordination and a visible presence at key entry points make it clear: You’re welcome here, but you won’t take it over.
• Respond quickly and early — not after things escalate but before they do. Dedicated rapid response teams should be ready to break up large crowds before situations become dangerous.
• Bring parents back into the equation. If your child is downtown in the middle of the night causing trouble, you should get a call — and there should be consequences. Accountability doesn’t stop at the street.
• Give young people places to go. Late-night gyms, rec centers, organized events — real options, not just press releases. If we don’t create space for our youth, they’ll create their own. Right now, that space is downtown.
But let me be clear about one thing: Opportunity is not a substitute for accountability. We need both. 
Chicago can’t afford leaders who are afraid to enforce basic order. When the city looks out of control, it doesn’t just hurt our reputation — it hurts our people. 
Jobs vanish. Businesses leave. Investment dries up. All because we refused to draw a line. 
Well, here it is: Chicago is open — but it’s not up for grabs. 
If we want a city that works for everyone, we have to be willing to protect it.

3/27/2026 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep 100%

3/27/2026 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awe come on. It's their version of rumspringa. They're taught for generations and since birth how to cause destruction.

3/27/2026 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Restrict the trains. Under 18 you need an adult. Past 8 pm you need to be 21 or older. Can’t do this? Then bypass stops. There’s enough cameras on the subway system to see a massive influx of shitbirds flocking to one area, bypassing certain stops could be very easy.

3/27/2026 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Ha!

3/27/2026 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These kids need resources. Let's get some more DCOs out there!!!

3/27/2026 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meanwhile several more businesses have decided to fold up shop and move to the suburbs. Nice job conehead. If your plan was to come to Chicago and ruin everything, then your administration has been a smashing success. (pun intended)

3/27/2026 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Here in Chicago said...

I have wondered why only one of them gets to ride in on a black horse. Seems racist. Chicago values at their finest.

3/27/2026 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m sure it was all police and firemen’s kids

3/27/2026 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can these teens at least be held at a station lockup until a parent/legal-guardian comes to collect them?

And said parent/guardian signs forms to the effect of being legally & financially responsible for the teens subsequent appearance at court?

3/27/2026 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell that to the assessores office.

3/27/2026 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s a Ja’mal? What’s it short for?
Or is this the extended version?
What does ithe word Ja’mal mean and where did it come from…?

3/27/2026 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to ship these miscreants causing teen takeovers to the Andy Home. This behavior is a public nuisance. The fighting, jumping on cars, running in the streets…general mayhem is unacceptable.
The cause…no home training. Acting a fool has to stop.
Mayor Brandon Johnson time to open your mouth and grow a pair. You wouldn’t put up with this in your classroom.Why allow this in our city?

3/27/2026 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Getting tired of hearing how these south and west side kids have nothing else to do. It’s not the government’s job to entertain your children.

3/27/2026 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead believes that he is doing such a good job in office. His reckoning is coming.

3/27/2026 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News Nation ran a special on the death of San Francisco. They have hit bottom but I don't think the political class enabled by the progressive voters has the guts to do what is necessary to turn it around. Chicago is in the same situation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyq3FE3QFR8

3/27/2026 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How bout this all the cpd out there just stand back don't do shit let them tear the loop apart it's just a friendly gathering who gives a shit. Then when the guns come out and the shootings start just wait and pick up the bodies because u know that's coming next. Fuckin savages destroyed their neighborhoods now it's the loops turn

3/27/2026 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The youth detention center in St Charles is still there and seems unoccupied whenever I drive by. Might be a good place to put these “teens” for 2-12 months to think about their actions.

3/27/2026 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the liberal news does not care about those "teen disturbance" things when they can show the mayor bragging about naming a plow truck "abolish ice" right after an 18-year-old girl was murdered by an illegal immigrant

3/27/2026 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then put them on the green line, which joined the one downtown. Great choice, gold stars.

3/27/2026 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - but many people have never heard of Neville Roy Singham. George Soros is almost a piker compared to this guy's involvement in the destruction of America and Western civilization. Huge, expertly researched and written, multi-part series on foxnews.com.

China's American Mao: Inside Singham’s blueprint to ‘wage war' for a 'new world order'

At a Shanghai conference blessed by the Communist Party of China, Neville Roy Singham emerged as China's new American Mao, tapping an 'International Revolutionary Front' to crush US 'hyperimperialism'

The 71-year-old Singham funds his activism and lifestyle in Shanghai with a fortune estimated at nearly a billion dollars made on the 2017 sale of his American tech company, Thoughtworks.

Since his 2017 celebrity-filled "Revolutionary Love" wedding in Jamaica to Jodie Evans, the co-founder of a fiery activist group, CodePink, Singham has built a transnational network of nonprofits, media platforms and activist groups designed to operate across borders while appearing independent.

[The] narrative aligns with Singham’s rejection of the Western system.

"The ‘rules-based international order’ means the same thing as the ‘civilising mission’: submit or be destroyed."

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/part-5-international-revolutionary-front-shanghai-features-singhams-treatise-how-wage-war

One of the many comments of Fox is - "American capitalism made him a billionaire, yet he calls it fascism and calls for it to be abolished? Got it."


3/27/2026 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone trust dumb as a stone completely delusional idiotic Democratic Brandon Johnson now he wants to mess with the pension!
https://chicago.suntimes.com/2026/03/26/johnson-devising-strategy-to-tackle-pension-crisis-that-includes-deferred-retirement-option

3/27/2026 01:53:00 PM  
Blogger Jaye Ryan OD said...

State and Lake St….

Sounds like another Red Line CTA invasion .

Why can t CTA and CPD simply stop these invasion Red Line Trains South of Sox Park ?

3/27/2026 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you are wrong but with the ignorant public he probably will.

3/27/2026 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats up with the Desk Dolly shooting the mirror in the weight room in 6. We have a range for that

3/27/2026 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A10 warthogs, strafing runs with follow on wings with napalm.

3/27/2026 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He doesn’t care, there not his problem anymore.

3/27/2026 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But how quickly we forget that he was the one pushing for the firing of several officers who were doing their jobs

3/27/2026 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha. You’d have the entire district down waiting for mama to show up.

3/27/2026 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Might be time to turn one of the empty school buildings into a detention center. Lock these fools up so they can’t run around ruining the downtown area. No one should put up with this nonsense. Brandon, wake up and do something for the residents of the city.
At least the empty schools can be put to good use for once.

3/27/2026 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a plan to stop all that. I will go out and gather up thousands of job applications and the next time those yoots are demonizing downtown I will swoop in and start handing them out, then watch how they scatter

3/27/2026 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like someone was nervous about quals and attempted to practice- God help us!

3/27/2026 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be nice the FB and the like could be sued over the destruction of a city, like the $3M they just lost in court. $3M to FB is nothing, but a few more suits....

3/27/2026 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have definitely released the hounds on their enemies.
Gonna chase them crazy bald heads out of town

3/27/2026 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And instituted the mayhem BEFORE the curfew? Congrats to the Chicago Teachers Union for learing [IYKYK] the children how to tell time!

They were Somalian yutes

3/27/2026 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a tact team during the first Bulls riot, we were assigned to Chicago and Pulaski to protect the stores. Within minutes of the Bull's victory all hell broke loose. Looters were everywhere pillaging, plundering, raping, gunshots rang out and the burning of cars and building were prevalent. I notified the deputy that we had lost the street and requested additional units for support. 15 minutes later two large prisoner vans arrived. The rear doors opened 40 SOS officers stormed out swinging batons and screaming. Within 30 minutes the street has absent of any criminal activity. I observed them re-enter the vans and asked a young P/O where were they going. With a huge grin he said Madison street,if you need us to return just call. This has been my best day on the job. No arrests no CR's

Sorry to all of my brothers and sisters presently abandoned by your department.

3/27/2026 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget Prickwinkle !!!

3/27/2026 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J'mal means "I'm sick" in French. Sick in the head, most likely.

3/27/2026 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I said the same. The morons in this city will keep electing dumber and dumber because they fit the look. He will be mayor and elected by the Church ladies and white young and old liberals. Doesn't matter that this fool bought a house in Beverly he couldn't afford. Johnson couldn't pay water bills. Green cannot pay a mortgage. Let's elect him to handle a multi billion dollar budget.

3/27/2026 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck at call back

3/27/2026 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always an old rich guy who benefited from capitalism who hates it. My firm belief is people like this guy and Soros are self-loathing narcissists who have sado/masochist tendencies and God complexes.

3/27/2026 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They got to clear out downtown for building more AI Data Centers. There's no way the private investors and equity firms are letting those empty office buildings go to waste

3/27/2026 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True dat.

3/27/2026 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CTA (Crime Train Authority) has been secured according to Cone Head. He has assured the public because the voices in his head told him. So, what's the problem.

3/27/2026 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone sounds like they believe jamballs green would actually do something about anything he bitches about. First order of business wold be to blame the police for anything and everything.

3/27/2026 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your verbal diarrhea will quickly be turned against the police the first time they take “proactive “ steps. It will become ‘bad police’ , why did the police do that, yadda , yadda, yadda. You’re not fooling anyone j’



3/27/2026 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did someone forget who said “Don’t be demonizing our yutes”?

3/27/2026 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All these people that talk about creating programs for the youths are overlooking one detail, that some people are just assholes.

3/27/2026 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cut her some slack, she was in the wrong place at the wrong time and got startled by her own reflection.

3/27/2026 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody know how Jamal "An'twon" Green's (lil' JAG's) community center is coming along?

3/27/2026 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beat the shit out of them? Sure thing. I support you and I will be the first to put $20 in your commissary account when you arrive at your new address.

3/27/2026 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kid had no family and no future. Throw away , send him away to a boot camp for six months. It might save his life.

3/27/2026 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring in the parents? C'mon Ja'mal. You cannot be that naive. We'd have to put up wanted posters for them!

3/27/2026 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Safest time in the city was during red lobster ne construction and the south side was cut off from the loop. The good old days.

3/27/2026 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s the same POS who praised the Dallas Tx police shooter. He then lead an anti police rally where he was arrested for spitting in cops faces & resisting. But of course his clout & buddy State A. Got it tossed! So again I say- FU@K J.GREEN!

3/27/2026 10:07:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Spilled my coffee!

3/27/2026 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt Cinta will Ja”mal’s Stupid-in-ten-dent.

3/27/2026 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep. He pushed them to the train and they went right downtown to 001. How he didn’t get yelled at for that move was beyond me.

3/27/2026 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is this facebooks fault?

3/28/2026 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was a whole bunch of nothing! Find the ones who advertise/start this fine & jail all involved! Fuck "ja'mal" he's part of the problem! Fuck you if you support him!

3/28/2026 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Give young people places to go. Late-night gyms, rec centers, organized events — real options, not just press releases."

-3/27/2026 08:24:23 AM"

When I turned 16, I had a "place to go." It was called "WORK."

Found it all by myself, too. Bought a paper, opened it to the "Help Wanted" section and circled a few in red pencil, then paid my 35 cents for an IC ticket and went downtown.

When I returned home that evening I had a job.

So there.


3/28/2026 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems to me these yutes don’t want any organized activities. They crave the chaos and mayhem. Whether on a downtown Chicago street, or a cruise ship, or Disney World, or Six Flags, or a Daytona Beach, it’s all chaos and mayhem. No matter HOW much you invest into their lives- and it’s been plenty- chaos and mayhem continues.

3/28/2026 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jamal was a lighthead favorite pet .. remember my hood my City.. B.S
Doesn't matter who is the next mayor.. Conehead's $292 Million bond offering didn't get any buyers. Big money knows brando is finished
City maintenance has disappeared; lane markers are worn out , same for cross walks . Cleaning of sewer drains gets cleaned after water backs up

3/28/2026 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are the four horsemen?

3/28/2026 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

35 cents for an IC ticket? 30 years ago it was 6.60 round trip to go to Randolph.

3/28/2026 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The four horsemen are Moe, Larry, Curly and Jamal.

3/28/2026 11:30:00 PM  

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