Monday, April 20, 2026

Meanwhile, in 010

A mountain goat of some sort:


 
 

An emailer says this is a regular problem child:

  • This guy is a well known neighborhood trouble maker, Antonio Hammond. Practically every 010th District Officer has either locked him up, had a TRR with him, or dealt with him in some way dating back decades. Hes got a faded CPDK tattoo on his forehead. In the past, he's parked one of his random shitbox cars on the sidewalk blocking the station entrance, has covered himself with feces while in the lockup, and has copa on speed dial.

And CWB knows him, too - all the way back in February of 2024:

  • On the list of unexpected crimes, this one certainly ranks highly: Federal prosecutors have charged a man with burglarizing the FBI’s Chicago field office headquarters on the Near West Side.

    Incredibly, officials say Antonio Hammond managed to breach the compound’s security perimeter twice in a matter of hours.

    In a newly filed complaint, a Federal Protective Service inspector said Hammond, 37, first scaled the bureau’s outer fence around 6:50 p.m. on October 22 and then climbed onto the roof of a building within the complex at 2111 West Roosevelt.

    Dispatchers sent the inspector to the scene. He allegedly found Hammond still on the roof, yelling that the FBI owed him money and he was going to get it. The agent said he recognized Hammond and Hammond’s voice because he cited him several months earlier for disturbing the peace at the Kluczynski Federal Building in the Loop.

A few regular taser applications might alleviate this behavior since medical care doesn't seem to be working.

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93 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Definitely a waste of space. He and many others like him are part of the problem that is always overlooked. He needs to be put away forever and castrated so that he cannot infect society anymore than it already is. There is a small percentage of jagoffs here that we know about and if they were taken care of this city would be a great place to live

4/20/2026 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Antonio will never die
He’s destined to haunt the 010 district forever

4/20/2026 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As long as he keeps voting Democratic he can do what he wants. He's part of a protected species. If you mess with him you get a ticket from DNR.

4/20/2026 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You don't know what they're going to do because they don't even know what they're going to do."

This deinstitutionalization wasn't such a good idea, huh?


4/20/2026 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...has covered himself with feces while in the lockup..."

Now THERE is a job for the "social workers"...

4/20/2026 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are those windows on the desk anti spitter & bad breath shields? Have been gone for 15 years and never saw them in other districts. Also what’s with the Farsi writing in the floor?

4/20/2026 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“ Incredibly, officials say Antonio Hammond managed to breach the compound’s (FBI) security perimeter twice in a matter of hours.”

How embarrassing that this half wit was able to penetrate the Nation’s premier law enforcement agency. Why isn’t he in a Federal prison or detained in a nut house?

The Federal Government knows there are 1,800 terrorists in the Country. The terrorists are probably licking their chops after seeing how easy it will be when they emerge to do their deeds

4/20/2026 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Taser the guy, he then falls off and dies. Family sues for 20 million. FUCK IT.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nypd-cops-disciplined-in-nude-taser-slay/

4/20/2026 03:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been retired for 5 years.
How many stations have bullet resistance glass now?

4/20/2026 03:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that flatfoot sporting an empty revolver holster?

4/20/2026 04:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Gopped up on the goop

4/20/2026 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, that looks like the city's notorious waste of cash called the 1% for art crap, where 1% of the budget to build the place goes to an alleged artist. You know, like the rusted junk metal outside the front of 024!

4/20/2026 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same here, been gone 10.
008 didn’t have anything like that!!!

4/20/2026 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a special place in Elgin with a white jacket for him.

4/20/2026 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone else notice, since we started BWC. There are large groups of persons in the City that the City, Corporation counsel and CPD are afraid to take action against?
As in arrest, physiologically evaluate and then prosecute.
Instead the same person plays the games with a list of Federal, state and local agencies only to be out the next day and doing the same thing all over again? While prior to the BWC there were always some of these same persons that understood the wagon was coming for them. And they straighten up really fast. Because they were about to get an ass whoopin or relocation to another County. We are victims to this BS! BWC made us Fetal. Safety act made us targets! And now the street people are controlling the everyday actions of the city. Just trying to get a Ghetto Lottery payout.
I guess the Democrats got what they wanted?

A neutered police department fearful of doing the job!

4/20/2026 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another nut job. Probably got by all the barriers due to the smell factor. It's a huge distraction.

4/20/2026 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder what the floor designs spell? We shall overcome and the usual nonsense praise statements?

Great observation!

4/20/2026 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zeus Juice or Leadacillin?

Decisions, decisions...

Flip a coin.

Get rid of it permanently or the roach keeps coming back.

4/20/2026 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired guy here, when did they add all of the glass around the desk? Did they do this to all stations?

4/20/2026 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah who is the empty holster with a sweater and fresh haircut? Full background please, is he military special ops?

4/20/2026 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was in 019 the Commander stated that we were supposed to be one of the first districts to get those at the desk but still dont have them since I guess theres no money for them anyore...gee, wonder why. Any police station built should have bullet proof protectors in their lobby...try to even get into a suburban station..you need to get buzzed in and they have protection around them...not like us, any joe schmoe walks in off the street and does anything they want...just like this idiot in 010.

4/20/2026 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mine shaft in Utah……

4/20/2026 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh relax. He’ll come down when he’s hungry.

4/20/2026 07:07:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

One of the million reasons Chicago is a shithole.

4/20/2026 07:07:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Yes, he's been trained never to need a service pistol.

4/20/2026 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the "experts" at the FBI deal with him.

4/20/2026 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can only pray for a future heroin overdose.

4/20/2026 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A long, long, long time ago, men would have taken care of this problem and the problem never would be seen again. How long before those days return?

4/20/2026 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s a Red Sox fan. There you go.

4/20/2026 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been looking to test out my Byrna with some hard projectiles and mace rounds will get him down. Empty the station, turn off the electric and let me at him.
Retired guy here.
lol

4/20/2026 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Money well spent

4/20/2026 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bullet resistant hahahahahahahaha

4/20/2026 07:52:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

He's a good Democrat.

4/20/2026 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad to see Jim Shorts a Jim Shorts quip

4/20/2026 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hell they have bullet proof glass at the bank of america!!

4/20/2026 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And he votes multiple times every election.

4/20/2026 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know how they got him down? I gotsta know

4/20/2026 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suppose they mean "covered himself with feces" more than normal.

4/20/2026 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need to install pigeon spikes next!!!!

4/20/2026 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That animal needs to be put down.

4/20/2026 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope someone ordered an immediate tow on his ride

4/20/2026 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if they just ignored him...?

4/20/2026 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like a job for some violence interrupters

4/20/2026 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in the day, when grownups were in charge, this fella would have been an amusement. Something to be laughed at over a gin at the cop bar. He would have been hooked up not because he was a criminal but a nut. He would have been sent to the hospital and kept there until he was safe to release. Now the cops and the community have to live with him until he finally commits a crime and some judge sends him to jail where the staff is ill equipped to deal with him. What a fucked up system that doesn’t have to be like this.

4/20/2026 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can taser him from down there

4/20/2026 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do Not Resisatate

4/20/2026 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He seems to be quite the climber.

4/20/2026 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a shit show, no pun intended!!!

4/20/2026 09:24:00 AM  
Blogger Smashmouth360 said...

Like an Ernest T. Bass built from fecal matter.

4/20/2026 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 CFD pumper and 1 fireman. Flush this POS to the sewer

4/20/2026 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The crazy thing is, he never got the COVID shot and survived!!

4/20/2026 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the white shirt wearing the sweater has an empty holster. What's next, call 311?

4/20/2026 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this fool scales the FBI's gulag chicken coup fencing as armed premier law enforcement take cover in atomic bomb proof shelters. The FBI HQ security guards are clueless and seek help via CPD's actual law enforcement professionals. The FBI is a complete joke along with their ability to defend themselves. And this crazy breached the feds perimeter not once but twice! A national embarrassment by the top law enforcement organization.

The Feds routinely prosecute lesser police with their book smart knowledge and lack of hands on experience, but somehow can't perform the simplest law enforcement duties. They are the experts I have been told. Being cowards in your very own big house speaks volumes and no way to go throughout your career. The Feds are petrified of being caught on body worn cameras when shit hits the fan. But the looked down on Chicago Police Professionals risk it all protecting the elite carrying firearms pussy-cat kitty agents peeking out from behind the blinds.

Maybe they are scared of their own civil rights division that exclusively prosecutes police with a glee in their eyes. Or a federal agent investigated by a no limits "civilian" COPA ACLU-aligned democrat party rouge state-security agency. The feds certainly don't want to be subjected to a soviet style NKVD anti police COPA, one sided investigation. Hey feds, put yourself in CPD's shoes for once. Walk the walk before you do the talk. CWB Chicago is the premier news organization doing the reporting other mainstream news organization won't. Thanks CWB! The truth is out there.

https://cwbchicago.com/2024/02/feds-charge-man-with-breaking-into-chicago-fbi-headquarters.html

4/20/2026 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the Mayor and BLM?

4/20/2026 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its just a matter of time before the this Crisis Intervention involved crazy seriously hurts or kills someone. This crazy needs to be seriously medicated in a padded cell. Someone need to acknowledge his ability to challenge authority and his historical track record of identified acts of violence . And these quarter of million dollars a year democrat party judges need to do their job. And courtroom government mental health authorities too. Get him off the streets before he permanently impacts some decent law abiding family with a death or permanent debilitating injury of a loved one. I fear one of of Heroes in blue is gonna be overpowered and disarmed by this crackpot with some tragedy that could be have been totally avoided. The whole court system from the black robe on the bench to the court appointed public defender need to do their job and do it courageously putting public safety first.

4/20/2026 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The second picture needs the caption “ can you hear me now ?”

4/20/2026 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toss a cooler at him

4/20/2026 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But he votes democRat so he is safe

4/20/2026 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Front runner to replace Mayor Johnson.

4/20/2026 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I worked in 005 we would drive the nuts to somewhere near ohare and kick them out of the wagon. We didn’t have to worry about them for awhile then. Ur that was before gps. It just used to be an assist citizen transport.

4/20/2026 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe if you ignore him he will go away!!

4/20/2026 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully he isn’t there for a few days to establish residency. Than he needs to be evicted

4/20/2026 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and people still don't believe liberalism is an actual mental illness

4/20/2026 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah that’s Farsi The ctu is teaching it to the students and they decorate public buildings It says death to america and stuff like that.

4/20/2026 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

🫣😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

4/20/2026 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arthur Itis Says:
Bring back the Old School CPD Cops. They knew how to handle nonsense like this, quickly and efficiently, with a resounding 19-Paul.

4/20/2026 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the police have elf on a shelf,,,, those have doof on a roof

4/20/2026 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your question triggered me, now it's nap time.

4/20/2026 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This illustrates the power of the cell phone in society.

4/20/2026 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are we constantly putting up with this shitbird? Get him some the St. George Floyd of fentynal hookup. All it takes is a fake 20 dollar bill. Then blame poleeces when you can’t breath. BLM. Yea, right.

4/20/2026 08:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would vote for this nut if he ran for mayor, although he may be over qualified.

4/20/2026 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone opened a can of cat food and he came down and had lunch with the commander.

4/20/2026 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hes posting on Instagram Lookame!

4/20/2026 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coffee 5 bucks and a report

4/20/2026 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get the K9 on him problem solved DUH oh but wait do we even have common sense to use the dog ever?

4/20/2026 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who flung poo in 009 back in the day???

4/20/2026 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody remember a guy named Paul Lynde in 015?
He would call for a car and try and lock the officer in his apartment. Just wanted company.

4/20/2026 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can go about it two ways you see, you can light a fire, or jab him with a long pointy stick. Light the fire, smoke him out, jab at em with that stick good.

4/21/2026 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them." - E. W. Howe

4/21/2026 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gut check is in 20 minutes.

4/21/2026 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Assigned to lockup for the day?

4/21/2026 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha. Neither did I. Suckers.

4/21/2026 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think only a handful of stations have the glass around the front desk. 001 district has it.

4/21/2026 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take him to Union Station and get a one-way ticket to San Francisco, give him Pelosi's address and tell him he can go to her mansion once he arrives. Watch him to be sure he stays on the train until it leaves.

4/21/2026 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haven’t heard about this one

4/21/2026 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should have put a balogna sammitch on a fishing line...I mean everyone likes to spend a day fishing!

4/21/2026 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's Hammer Time!

4/21/2026 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you made me laugh like hell. sorry about the sarge in nypd though.

4/21/2026 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn’t he the gay guy on Hollywood Squares?

4/21/2026 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about a Taser

4/21/2026 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are you picking on this guy. He is a reliable Democrat voter who votes often on election day. When CPS graduated him first in his 8th grade class and most likely to succeed, they knew what they were doing. Why if Obama had a son, he would be, .......oh never mind. He is living the dream and making us "Chicago Proud". Thank you for your attention to this matter.

4/21/2026 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is he still up there? He have a right to charge his phone, you know...

4/22/2026 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I watched a guy crossing the streets whose clothes quite literally had disintegrated on his body, including his underwear (what was left of it). It was black, grey and shredded like a paper thin wafer, flapping in the breeze. I'm not even sure how long you have to go without washing or changing your pants for that to happen. If you are that incapable of self care, if you cannot remember to eat, find clothing, bath in a sink, what day it is, what hour it is, when you are walking in a city populated with millions of people, you are incapable of taking care of yourself. Deinstitutionalization wasn't compassionate, it's plain cruel.

4/23/2026 12:38:00 AM  

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