Saturday, May 23, 2026

Larritorious at the City Club

From this past Wednesday

Didn't announce he was leaving.

Didn't announce he was running for office.

Did shock many of the attendees by echoing Trump Administration officials regarding taking responsibilities for "teen takeovers":
  • Chicago Police Superintendent Larry Snelling did not mince words about teen takeovers when speaking with the City Club of Chicago on Wednesday.

    “We have to get parents involved,” he said. “We have to get adults involved. It’s not parent-shaming to say that you should know where your children are at 10, 11, 12 o’clock at night when you have a 12-year-old or a 13-year-old. They’re vulnerable. When they go into these environments, they can be harmed. They can even be killed, and that has happened.”

    Snelling told the crowd that accountability should not end with adults.

    “I think it’s an insult to young people, especially young inner city kids, which I was one, to say that they shouldn’t be held accountable for this because of their circumstances and their conditions,” the CPD boss added. “Because what we’re actually saying is, is that they don’t have the intellect to be able to determine right from wrong.”

Parental involvement. "Know where your kids are." The racism of lowered expectations. 

Larry sounds so....so....Republican.

Maybe he is running for office. 

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97 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ill be dating my self but larritorious is nothing more than greg brady in the johnny Bravo episode. The suit happened to fit and larritorious was right place right time. He makes semi coherent speeches and looks professional in the uniform. Other than that has no actual power to run the department since its all done by city hall and someone else. Anyone that thinks he'd be a good mayor doesn't really know him and are probably the same people that voted for j cat.

5/23/2026 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If SCC endorses.
I vote!

5/23/2026 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is mama going to get involved when she is too busy getting her nails and hair did, then goin out clubbin lookin for another potential baby daddy, leaving grandma-ma to raise the kid?
Perhaps start charging the demonized youths as adults, or maybe take taxpayer financed freebies away, when that free shit goes bye-bye, that may give them incentive to make their spawn act somewhat civilized.

5/23/2026 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another shit show going on! Lost all respect for all the city officials in the upper bosses.

5/23/2026 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send those kids to a one year sentence out in the Mohave desert. Hardish labor. Stay in tents, no ac or any electronics at all. No parole. Do like the WPA or ccc during the depression. Fresh air and exercise, a hearty dinner, school work for couple hours then write a letter back home to baby momma. Rinse and repeat. Sunday's off, mandatory some kinda religious stuff just to get in the habit. Try to escape or get caught with drugs get another year,no probation or ankle bracelets and keep the lawyers and protesters away with miles of gravel roads to travel there with no services or wifi. If nothing else it will give the public a guaranteed one year vacation from the demon seed.

5/23/2026 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the "It's 10PM, do you know where your kids are?" commercials? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

5/23/2026 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'd be a great running mate with Henyard

5/23/2026 03:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"several options to address teen takeovers," WGN How long do they need to think about teen takeovers? Are they still pondering what the root cause of crime is as that great thinker, BLM Brandon. To stop it they need to back up the police and then arrest the thugs. Worrying about the parents at this time is a waste of time.

5/23/2026 03:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Im tired of hearing about this black and white shit from people trying to take advantage of white guilt and poor black kids.
Time to think about the people and doing whats right.
Socialist Democrats have used racism to prey on people's guilt and fuel the greed of those too lazy and dishonest to work for their American dream.
Dishonest and opportunistic
Democrats have brought America to this point.
Wake up and make your voice matter do not throw away your voice throw away the crap Illinois Democrat leaders have created a d represent
Durbin, Pritzker, Johnson, Preckwinkle, all represent failure to you and your kid's.

5/23/2026 03:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember those old commercials decades again on TV, "Do you know where your kids are?"

Now idiot Politicians like Brandon Johnson say. that is "oppressive and racists" to demonize those yutes and then cry when their 12 year old is doing shootings at 0200 hours somewhere!

Unqualified Mayor Johnson is!

5/23/2026 04:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For everyone looking for more information on the brutal brass knuckle attack.

https://cwbchicago.com/2026/05/cpd-officer-may-be-unable-to-eat-solid-food-for-months-after-mckinley-park-attack.html

Also Superintendent Snelling is delusional saying that morale is up. That is a lie. More officers are leaving the job earlier than ever. The bosses ruined the job.

5/23/2026 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretzel logic.

Fifty years or more of this coy, delicate step-around-the-observable-facts.

You mean "parent." Approximately 70% of black households are fatherless.

The Communist school system has taken over many functions of the nuclear family it's taxpayer-subsidized to destroy.

Do they still have subsidized "safety workers" in fluorescent vests to walk the kids - the ones they can find - through the unceasing hail of urban musketry to a vastly expensive, nearly empty but fully-staffed "school" which cannot teach arithmetic or reading, but can provide a subsidized breakfast, a subsidized lunch - everything the now-dissolved family used to provide.

"Taking responsibility?" More like taking care of Number One.

Kid runnin the alleys at all hours?

"'S' aw right. I took in-surance out on him.

"He get shot, I gon' get paid."

Pastor, mentor, minister, advisor, social worker, program, center, bullhorn, sign, hat, T-shirt, happy meal.

Spare us.

Hundred Man March. Thousand Man March. Million Man March. Even a Black Lives Matter.

Turn off this old 8-track.

The Yummy Factory rolls right along.

5/23/2026 04:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Running for mayor as a Republican???!!!

5/23/2026 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The big question is why is tac teams working 12 hour shifts this weekend and cancelled days off in some districts and not others?

5/23/2026 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead won’t like this at all. He must be looking to get fired to file civil suit against city.

5/23/2026 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so sick of the race card excuses. Grow up and behave. Which races are doing the most violence? Which race's children are doing wild rumspringa violence all year long? Many races grow up in poverty, but they aren't running around entitled to destroy everything and everyone they see.

Me thinks lattorius had his arm twisted or perhaps a family member's car jacked or purse snatched? He's talking scary common sense. What happened to him? Oh maybe retiring and not being able to order the PD to protect is butt or grovel when he passes it is affecting him? Hope he's not ruining er running for any office. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

5/23/2026 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Learned behavior from where they be stayin

5/23/2026 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous #metoo said...

I was very proud of him from the small snipet i heard

5/23/2026 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Translation -

“Shame and legal liability on the one parent who could care less where its offspring are at 10, 11, 12 o’clock at night - likely in a distant suburb searching for the vulnerable to assault and rob and tugging at every door handle in sight.

"You have a 12-year-old or a 13-year-old in a stolen car, banging off stolen full-automatic weapons and smashing the cars into storefronts to loot the businesses and eventually force them to shut down - creating the myriad "food deserts" and "pharmaceutical genocides" of song and story.

They’re illiterate, vicious, gang-indoctrinated - often through generation after generation of their "family" - and have no regard for human life. Their moral compass has been taught by violent "drill music" and by Nike™ shoes - "Just Do It."

"When they go into these environments, decent people will be harmed or even killed, and that happens all day and all night.”

Nothing further.

5/23/2026 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will be a bunch of Command changes coming. Does anyone have the list?

5/23/2026 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then over here, they are passing a new law two speeders and they’re gonna be monitoring plus GPS starting January January 1 first 2020 28 and then you gotta pay $30 a month yet they let the criminals they could have 50-50 arrest and they are out and now they’re gonna go after the taxpayers

https://legiscan.com/IL/bill/HB4948/2025

5/23/2026 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. Does anyone remember when Sheri Mecklenburg was general counsel to Phat Phil? She’s now been removed from her post on the Senate Judiciary Committee after being accused of misconduct as lead prosecutor in the Broadview Six case.

5/23/2026 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He just said the opposite of the dumbest mayor in American history, Johnson. And what he said is just plain common sense which Johnson doesn’t have. In just under a year this idiot will no longer be mayor. Can Chicago survive?

5/23/2026 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, we like JCat warts and all. Snelling has made policy and morale worse.

5/23/2026 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen. An adult cb# at 17 is a piece of the pie that the liberals did away with.

5/23/2026 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The commercial was 10:30......

5/23/2026 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

true dat!

5/23/2026 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because those commanders implemented that. The department only canceled those teams 1st day off, and that’s a normal tour of duty, not 12hrs.

5/23/2026 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OR....he could, like a former Dalton mayor, checked out by FBI, run to Georgia and run as a Republican! No punishment for these folks!

5/23/2026 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheri used to strut around headquarters wearing a gold star. Cosplaying the police. UGH.

5/23/2026 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His explanation of what he has done during his career was Not impressive at all. As a Police Officer what is his greatest accomplishment that led him to lead CPD ?

5/23/2026 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Leaders" have been saying the same shit for forty years. It ain't changing, it's generational now and will continue.

5/23/2026 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree , The parents ? yea OK they are the same Crap.

5/23/2026 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It smells racist to me.

5/23/2026 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, options. Idiots.

Lock up as many as you can, tow the cars, mandatory fines. Suspend DL for a year for the first time. Three years for the second time. Permanent DL loss for the third time.

5/23/2026 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better hope he doesn't get a second term.

5/23/2026 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fine the parent $50 when jr out after curfew. I’m sure that will solve all the problems. Arrest the parent, now who’s going to watch jr? The problem is what led to jr in the first place.

5/23/2026 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold Grandma accountable - take away her EBT, Section 8, LiHEAP, etc - and you will see this nonsense get corrected FAST.

5/23/2026 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a reason why recent immigrants from Africa refuse to associate with African-Americans, and move as far to the northside as they can afford.

5/23/2026 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent.

5/23/2026 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I pity the people who must read your reports.

5/23/2026 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suicidal Empathy: Dying to be Kind. Coming to book stores soon.

5/23/2026 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A perfect crew.

5/23/2026 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t think for yourself huh

5/23/2026 10:30:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Johnny Bravo kicked butt.

5/23/2026 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Street lights come on then your home or at least in front of the house.

5/23/2026 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If these parents don't care about where their kids are then why should anyone else. The CPD is not a baby-sitting service.

5/23/2026 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not really. Snelling has been fine. Especially after the debacle that was David Brown

5/23/2026 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go back to the watch crybaby. Or are you afraid of writing paper?

5/23/2026 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't put Money on it

5/23/2026 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should of beat that asshole down, give him a nice wagon ride all the way to the station, then another wagon ride to emergency room. He would be unrecognizable before he got released back in the day.

5/23/2026 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Mama sends her 8-year old out the door wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with the word "BEAST," does that constitute "demonization?"

Mom herself owns a pair of black sweatpants with "GLOCK 19" printed down the outside of the leg - and who is that 350-pound male loitering by the currency exchange, in the 8XXXL black hoodie which announces "FELON" front and back?

...and people make fun of Todd and Muffy wearing matching golf sweaters...

5/23/2026 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...leaving grandma-ma to raise the kid?
5/23/2026 12:29:09 AM"

An era is coming to an end. The last generation of God-fearing, churchgoing grandmas who worked their fingers to the bone and took all the overtime they could get to buy that little bungalow - soldering phone connections at Western Electric or wrapping candies at Curtiss - are leaving us now, just as all the industries have departed.

No more place to dump off various offspring, no more someone else's bank account to drain.

Chicago stories...

5/23/2026 12:53:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Get the parents involved?

C'mon now!!! Everyone knows the ghetto culture is a huge drain to society. It's a bottomless pit of moral decay and welfare that breeds more jailbirds.

Time to build mega prisons in Alaska and ship out all these felons till they die.
All the juvie criminals get their "centers" in the middle of the Arizona desert.

5/23/2026 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shame on everyone especially the academy hyping him up. Saying he will protect officers etc. ALL FOR SHOW! Look at the police board site he agrees with COPA to terminate every officer. Promoted all his drivers merit Sgt etc. This department needs to change

5/23/2026 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retire already!!!!! Larry is a puppet & nothing more.

5/23/2026 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are you trying to say?

5/23/2026 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yoda, is that you?

5/23/2026 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic: The lead federal prosecutor for the Broadview 6 was Sheri Mecklenburg, former lead city lawyer for the police department when Fat Phil was still sitting on the throne. The bitch loved fucking coppers over more than anything else. She took a run at me but Dick Devine saved me.

5/23/2026 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, she was as treacherous as they come. Circa 2003-2007.

5/23/2026 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kid, if the entire system aggregates you so much you are doing it all wrong! Hit them where it hurts the most and start looking at their salty faces every day when you start winning. The whole promotional system and job is rigged but you always hold the Joker in your pocket, use it.

5/23/2026 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep. She was DEI before it was fashionable. I have no idea who her clout was. A crying Beeotch and as useless as tits on a bull.

5/23/2026 05:52:00 PM  
Blogger Over said...

Well written - shades of Box Chevy Phantom

5/23/2026 05:58:00 PM  
Blogger Over said...

Alaska doesn’t want the hood rats. West Texas would be a nice area for their centers. Nothing like a juvie center on barren desert land that 114 degrees in the shade.

5/23/2026 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agree. He was also raised in da hood (englewood).

5/23/2026 06:25:00 PM  
Blogger Greg G said...

All demo scum supporting this bill. 75% of the ghetto drivers have no license anyway! They will continue to drive.

5/23/2026 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember the commercial that said, "When you need help call a friend. Call a cop!" Yep, anyone else?

5/23/2026 07:36:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Ghetto is as ghetto does.

5/23/2026 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t they all do that? Remembers Clines driver got transferred to narcotics one month before the merit choices came out and he was the choice from narcotics

5/23/2026 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent post!

5/23/2026 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lamont Sanford and Ont Esther……

5/23/2026 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JCat! Get off the interwebs!!!!

5/23/2026 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every Superintendent is a puppet, that’s why the big bucks.

5/23/2026 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That brings up this question in my mind, is Safe Savage still a thing for before and after school?

5/23/2026 09:15:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Imagine a world without hoodrats?

5/23/2026 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We do not like JCrap. R u insane?? Snelling for mayor? We could do worse. All the candidates suck.

5/23/2026 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will this be another law that denizens of the ghetto will be exempt from?

5/23/2026 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah kid! The stress of the job! I’m going to say that Snelling is bad with no data backing it just to regurgitate what old timers say. He’s DEI, but better at life than me kid!

5/23/2026 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine being a world class PD and you can’t even tell the truth you can’t say what it really is you have to pretend the emperor isn’t wearing clothes you have to ignore the elephant in the room you gotta say things like “curfew” and “parents” everyone has to pretend to not notice what the problem is. All these Marxist terms; flash mobs, teen takeovers. When in reality it’s [blank] being [blank]. How do you defeat or mitigate an enemy when you can’t even address it? Florida did. Florida has no issue calling it what it really is.

5/24/2026 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The D-Unit supplementing patrol ! Not financially smart paying an officer at a higher rate for scare crow policing ! City hall pulling the wool over the tax payers eyes !

5/24/2026 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

35th St Insideer here. The Sup is not retiring. He will be taking over Director Of Public Safety for the Mayor. Dana O Malley will be the new Sup. And before the Frys come in that she is a civilian. Tish, the Commish for NYPD is a Civilian, never sworn. So the Mayor will use that as an excuse to justify it.

5/24/2026 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DEI? For midgets?

5/24/2026 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

America knows the type, the ages, their violent records, the ghetto homes and neighborhoods, their hatred of decent people, know their lack of morals, and their primitive nature throughout history. Yet democrats protect them as does the media. I hope President Trump can help us and our once vibrant cities that have been ruined by communists/democrats. There ultimate goal is to destroy our constitutional nation by any means. On this Memorial Day we honor the true heroes who never signed up for the mayhem here, yet sacrificed everything for our rights. We must win the mid-terms or our country is finished.

5/24/2026 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"When you need help call a friend. Call a cop!" Phone number PO5 1313

5/24/2026 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am tired of some black leadership and black racists constantly crying about the " neglected black areas of the city". Neglected by whom ? Neighborhoods do not grow and thrive from government money but from private investment. No one has ever produced facts and figures about the amount of government investment in black areas versus white areas of the city and county. Private money does not want to go into black areas of the city because of the violent and property crime as it is a losing venture ( Walgreens, grocery stores, etc). Little Village would be a black slum today if it was not for Hispanic investment, which has moved North right up until Ogden Ave. No vacant stores on 26th St.

5/24/2026 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buy an island in the Caribb and build a new American Devils Island.

5/24/2026 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The " bosses" just went along with the elected powers so they could advance and keep their position. And, of course, most of the gold stars are merit flunkies who could not manage a McDonalds.

5/24/2026 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! Right on . I like this statement.

5/24/2026 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not signed into law as of today and I expect many legal challenges to this outrageous law. This seems like a run up to forcing people to put millage detectors on their cars so they can tax your miles driven which has been proposed around the country.Big Brother is here. Many communities have cameras at every entrance street to their community that reads the license plated and send the information to a private company that has access to records at the SOS. They instantly know if a plate or license is suspended and relay that information to the police.

5/24/2026 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone see a video???? How the fuck does this happen to the officer? Did everyone drive away what happened?

5/24/2026 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The data is general orders with his signature on it. He has made the job dangerous to the safety of officers. He had signed the discipline recommendations siding with COPA for nonsense, but then approving discipline reductions for the connected. That’s the data.....his signature.

5/24/2026 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"When you need help call a friend. Call a cop!" Phone number PO5 1313
5/24/2026 09:19:40 AM"

Fire? FI7-1313.

Can't think of the weather report or time check numbers right now, but I sure remember my home number. The old keyed-to-a-word exchange, like MAstodon 1-2345.

*

5/24/2026 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this city is that stupid, then it is what it is. I will not have officers enforce laws as they are racist and authoritarian. See you next election

5/25/2026 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There has never been a legitimate or independent superintendent Never. They all work for the Mayor

5/25/2026 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see how Channel 7 News described the big party where 5 officers were run over It was in the Old Italy neighborhood

5/25/2026 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since he's speaking to Chicago residents, he sounds more like someone with nothing left to lose. Now he's able to state what is common sense to civilized people but "racist" to democrats / socialists. He might be rehearsing for a position in Florida or Texas.

5/25/2026 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldnt know...I dont watch ch 7 or any other Fake news station

5/28/2026 07:18:00 AM  

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