Another Conehead Corpse
Police found a gunshot victim lying dead in a vacant lot in South Chicago on Saturday morning, apparently hours after he was killed. Exactly when the murder occurred is not known because nobody called 911 to report the gunfire, and Mayor Brandon Johnson disconnected the city’s ShotSpotter network in September 2024.
Police responded to a report of a person down in the 8000 block of South Marquette Avenue at about 11:47 a.m. Saturday. Officers found a male who appeared to be in his late teens lying face down in a vacant lot with gunshot wounds to his chest and flank, according to Chicago police.
No one called 9-1-1 and the body laid there for around ten hours....half of it during daylight.
We get the feeling it's going to be an entertaining summer of bodies.
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
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“ No one called 9-1-1 and the body laid there for around ten hours....half of it during daylight.”
Ten hours? If that would have happened in Feb, he would turned into a Conehead corps-sickle.
8000 S Marquette is residential and nobody heard shots, amazing!
How about the body in the 20th district lot? Nobody called to report gunshots a d it wasnt discovered until an on duty was going home.
If a body falls in Chicago, does anybody hear it?
https://www.foxnews.com/media/trump-takes-aim-pope-leo-xiv-meeting-useless-chicago-mayor-brandon-johnson-vatican#
Let’s Go Brandon!!!
and this in turned saved my taxpayer dollars for his free medical care
No one called 911, because no one cares.
One less you'll eventually meet.
What’s the hurry? Saves money, no ambulance, no emergency room, no wailing relatives looking for answers.
Has it dawned on unproductive “citizens,” that nobody gives a shit about them?
Late teens and his parents had no idea where he was, what savages.
Can the on duty put in for overtime?
Conehead said it was just very expensive racist microphones mounted on poles.
Self-Cleaning oven is working overtime in the 'hoods.
Bullet holes in the flank? Sounds like a gunfight. One offender was just a better shooter. The other shooter, or one that discovered the body may have taken the alleged victims weapon. I hope the crime lab tested for GSR on the found body. They probably rifled the body for drugs and cash too. Chicago values.
BINGO! Winner, winner, Chicken Dinner!
Who cares, they certaintly don't so why should we. I dgaf
Birds circling over a spot on the ground is a dead giveaway for locating bodies.
Don't forget that unbearable burden that Chalkie bears of how a life was recently erased.
Time for a new device, introducing CorpseSpotter. Works on smell of decaying flesh.
No and who cares
and people were excited when the new pope was announced as one of chicagos very own, sorry folks this guy is pathetic & will not bring anyone back sunday mass
Isn't this the second Brandon Bodies in two weeks and same hood? Ie 13 yo carjacker or am I mistaken.
Where was Shannon?
it's a daily occurrence , nobody GAF
Why has no one mentioned that a prominent Chicago attorney who has made a living off of suing the City and CPD for multi millions was a guest of the mayor on his trip to Rome ??? How is that not a conflict of interest - as this person is hob nobbing with the mayor and aldermen who ultimately have to vote on these settlements. ?
I assume that you are referring to Anthony Rommanuci? I thought the same thing. He's made a career out of soaking Chicago Taxpayers and Conehead brings him to the Vatican.
84 dead bodies tied directly to Brandon's hands. Shameful.
And I care why?
come on Elvis, sing it,,,, and his momma cried,,,,,,
BFLM Brandon's family lives matter . heck yea 100 plus bodyguards for hid family BLEXIT,FLIP VHICAGO RED already
Bwahahaha
To the Pope commenter , you’re dead wrong. No pun intended.
Our new Pope is great snowflake and from Chicago makes him awesome
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