Wednesday, June 03, 2026

Criminals Can't Read Signs

Doesn't this mean anything????

We guess not:

  • An armed man fired a shot during a robbery attempt aboard a Green Line train last week, prosecutors said.

    The victim, a 26-year-old man from Ohio, was riding the train southbound near 47th Street when 19-year-old Marquise Smith approached him around 1:15 a.m. on May 28, prosecutors said.

    “Do you want to die?” Smith allegedly asked the victim, who immediately moved to the other end of the train car. But officials said Smith pulled out a handgun and pushed him from one end of the car to the other while trying to take his camera at gunpoint.

    The victim crossed between cars while the train was moving and then blocked Smith by closing the door behind him and using his body weight to hold the door shut, prosecutors said. Smith, standing between the two train cars, allegedly fired a shot into the air, and the victim quickly activated the train’s emergency signal, alerting the train operator.

We're just going to say it - if you ride the CTA without a means of self defense, you're soft. 

It's obvious no one is checking the criminals, so why would you worry about being checked?

HeyJackass.com has a section for "2026 Self Defense" 


 Three total incidents? That number is far too low:

  • 2025 was 4 dead, 9 wounded
  • 2024 was 8 dead, 19 wounded
  • 2023 was 8 dead, 15 wounded 
  • 2022 was 9 dead, 16 wounded

Make Self Defense Great Again - boost those numbers. 

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28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Passing between cars, that's 2 ANOV's, can I go home early?

6/03/2026 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That sign means little. Few of us left carry Barettas

6/03/2026 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paging Mr. Bernard Goetz....white courtesy phone on the Green Line Please....

6/03/2026 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprised the victim wasn’t charged with crossing between cars. See CTA Rule # 13, Crossing between cars, transit Chicago.com Being chased by a crazed gunman is no excuse for crossing between cars!!!!!!

6/03/2026 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“ Doesn't this mean anything????”

Yes, no auto pistols, all other firearms are allowed!

6/03/2026 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CTA is just a moving crime scene. Riders beware, rider at your own risk!

6/03/2026 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Green line at 1 am WTF is the matter with you . Call an uber dumbass

6/03/2026 03:39:00 AM  
Blogger Was that a SPEEDBUMP?! said...

I always took that sign as no "Beretta Brigadiers". You know, Riggs' Lethal Weapon sidearm.

6/03/2026 04:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The numbers are obviously being cooked! How do you have a reduction without any action being taken?

6/03/2026 04:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead of suicide by cop it will be suicide by CTA.

6/03/2026 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are rookie numbers.

6/03/2026 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That symbol would make a great shirt. Just like the ghostbusters shirts back in the 80’s

6/03/2026 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Criminals Cant Read Period!! Welcome to CPS!

6/03/2026 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most Criminals come from CPS. Congrats.

6/03/2026 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem with this scenario is that an otherwise law abiding citizen catches a charge of having and discharging a firearm where you are not supposed to (whatever the legal term is). Not even CCW permit will save you on this.

6/03/2026 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well as I look at the sign it says no Beretta 92 pistol, nothing about other brands or wheel guns, am I wrong?

6/03/2026 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was just funnin. It's not like he was carrying hammers threatening to kill white people or dousing someone with gasoline and lighting them on fire or stabbing someone to death while filming the incident with his phone. The CTA assumes no liability, ride at your own risk.

6/03/2026 06:54:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Ohio tourist? He may not be coming back.

6/03/2026 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'do you want to die?'.. *bang bang* *thump*

no, i don't...

guess i need a new jacket now though, this pocket's blown out.

6/03/2026 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It had a pic of a Beretta 92. Other handguns are OK.

6/03/2026 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they be cps honor roll graduates that can't read, why put up signs?

6/03/2026 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always leave my gun in the car if I see that sign.

6/03/2026 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great shirt? ... How about IL's new state flag.

6/03/2026 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm hoping he's able to recover his pictures he took of the new Obumma museum ...

6/03/2026 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea soft for not carrying on the CTA but a lot of cops would love a gun pinch and judges would throw the book at whitey for carrying a pistol on CTA and you know it. You tend to forget that in a lot of your analyses, SCC.

6/03/2026 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Death Wish was on the movie channel last night. The Ohio man should have prepared himself for Chicago, Like Paul Kersey did.

6/03/2026 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I give president Trump and Tom Homan and ICE any credit for crime reduction in American cities. A lot of riff raff has been deported. These democrats are just glomming on and taking credit for it. Brand Dumb doesnt have a plan or a clue or you would hear it at roll calls. It would be called a mayors summer crime intitiative or something.

6/03/2026 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll have an interesting story for the folks back home, at least.

6/03/2026 03:03:00 PM  

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