Tuesday, June 09, 2026

Firework Suicide?

Deliberate?

  • Authorities now know what happened on the Eisenhower Expressway last Thursday, leading to a bomb squad response and shutting down the interstate for hours.

    It was a firework mortar that went off inside the SUV being driven by 47-year-old Jorge Vaca from west suburban Cicero. A senior law enforcement official with direct knowledge of the case told NBC Chicago the fireworks rocket was ignited inside Vaca's vehicle and shot into his chest.

    It wasn't a bomb, and nobody did it to him, they said. The question is, still, why did it happen?

    Heavy fireworks are supposed to be blown off in open spaces - for obvious reasons - or into the sky, well away from people.

    But that is not what happened inside the SUV being driven westbound on the Eisenhower Expressway.

There were also a bunch of reports regarding shell casings scattered around the crime scene, but seeing as how it's the Ike, what neighborhoods it runs through and what happens there on a daily basis, these were probably just left over from one of the usual eight or ten weekly shootings.

UPDATE: Based on the descriptions of the wounds, it seems likely that the deceased was attempting to "fire" the mortar out of a moving vehicle, whether in celebration of some unknown event or at someone who he was trying to intimidate / wound / kill. 

Darwinism in action.

Shell casings - either as we said before (leftovers from another shooting) or maybe the target was armed also?

Pretty soon, we'll have grenade attacks like much of Scandinavia. 

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Caught on video:

https://youtu.be/NuAKnbIr6TE?si=USUdCSXQvYBBH_BJ

6/09/2026 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will it be an open casket?

6/09/2026 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But, why no fire? This as believable as:" Swamp Gas from a weather balloon, trapped in a thermal pocket, reflected the light from Venus."

6/09/2026 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the deceased had a glock with a switch and an extended magazine. When the fireworks went off it may have exploded the ammunition. (unlikely) Or the deceased was a shooter and just had numerous shell casings in his vehicle from doing drive bys which were scattered by the fireworks detonation. Or maybe someone did a drive by on his ass on the highway, and inadvertently ignited the fireworks. Why is there so little information on this incident? I hate having to guess...

6/09/2026 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous NavySealRanger12 said...

Was his mother-in-law in the passenger seat or in the rear seat when he lit the fuse? (I've been stuck in traffic with mine and I've thought of doing the same thing.) Otherwise, there seems to be a lot more to this story than what we are being told. I guess this is our 2026 "Sox Park shooting in the bleachers" gaslighting story.

6/09/2026 03:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You think this guy could’ve did this in his garage. The expressway was shut down in both directions over fireworks 🤪

6/09/2026 04:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dudes left arm and torso were gone. Either a funky way to off yourself or he was trying to use a makeshift rpg on another vehicle. No shell casings were present. My bro was at the scene with the CCSPD Bomb unit

6/09/2026 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical. No money for food, car insurance, rent, utilities, but has money to spend thousands on fireworks and probably 4 dogs and six cats. And I’m sure the government gave him plenty of money to buy those fireworks so it’s their fault. Every night it sounds like navy pier fireworks in these neighborhoods. I’m glad there is so much money to blow off and they are able to celebrate their nation

6/09/2026 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm..Just doesn't make sense yet...how did a mortar land in is chest while driving? Why in a car and not in an open space somewhere? A car just happens to stop right where there are shell casings? What are the chances of that happening...still too many questions and not enough answers..still say there is something else not being told.

6/09/2026 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't know if he had a job or not. You did however let everyone know you're ignorant! Good job dickhead

6/09/2026 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a coincidence that shell casings are surrounding the vehicle? C’mon now.

6/09/2026 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well. here we go..The state is currently posting new signs on the expressway at taxpayers expense..NO MORTARS PERMITTED

6/09/2026 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big bang theory

6/09/2026 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't believe a word the media tells us. Dude was bringing an explosive device to Blues Fest.

6/09/2026 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Old Guy said...

No self respecting Alpha Male would have six cats, let alone one!

6/09/2026 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, If thats what had happened then are the firework shells considered deadly. So when there is a street take over with vehicles driving all crazy doing donuts inside a gasoline ring of fire and lighting firework shells and throwing them at the police its considered what ??? Where do artillery shells appear on the "use of force" chart ? How about looking up the guy that died in NADDIS. Whatever information pops up in NADDIS should be summsrized and shared with area LEO's. What a crazy backwards job.

6/09/2026 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"A man of Mexican descent named Abdul Rama Abdul , a supporter of Palestinian causes has inadvertently detonated a hand grenade that he purchased from an Army Surplus store in Wisconsin for his family's Fourth of July celebration. He purchased the military grade C4 found in the truck on Ebay.. ..", nothing to see here, keep moving..

6/09/2026 08:15:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

I guess ICE won't be looking for him.

6/09/2026 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont get why people spend so much money on fireworks either. Having lived in several neighborhoods now, there is always one house that shoots off fireworks nightly for about a month around July every year. We live in weird times. There are adults that have Legos collection's worth thousands today. Yes, Lego's plastic bulding blocks...Some people collect athletic shoes from the 80's and 90's. Some of those pairs of shoes can go for over 5 thousand dollars. These are probably also people that are also "broke" have maxxed out credit cards and always complaining about how expensive things are. George Carlin called these people dumb Americans and said "you can put up a sign that says "Stupid shit sale" and people will go to that sale and buy stupid shit!" spending money they dont have on things they dont need.

6/09/2026 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. This story is too fishy. I am still going with the sudden appearance of a Terminator from the future. Hopefully it is only a T-800 and not one of those shape shifting T-1000s. Keep a low profile Sarah Connor.

6/09/2026 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about going out with a bang...

6/09/2026 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those fireworks were supposed to be used after the midnight basketball games for entertainment!

6/09/2026 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave the cats and dogs alone. If you don’t like animals then you have issues.

6/09/2026 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just like epstein,,, it was a suicide

6/09/2026 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A case of road rage? His car must have been stopped in traffic, otherwise he would have crashed. Another car opened fire on him and a round hit the mortar, causing it to explode? Witnesses? Suicide seems unplausible.

6/09/2026 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I attended a bomb squad/ fireworks seminar by ccspd. Very informative.I remember a manilla envelope sent to the CEO of a Chicago Heights chemical factory. And there was the exploding pipe bomb set off by a party popper designed to go off when a guy's girlfriend opened her car door. CCSPD is very capable.

6/09/2026 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A witness was yelling for water and ice, but the illegals in traffic scurried away.

6/09/2026 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This waste of protein cost my wife an extra two hours of travel time. Fuckin animal.

6/09/2026 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was probably a raiders fan too he looks dumb enough to cheer them on. Go Raiders !!!

6/09/2026 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Raiders Fan doing stupid shit, man they are some dumb asses I swear.

6/09/2026 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Livestock is exempt

6/09/2026 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a self inflicted roman candle that slayed the cow.

6/09/2026 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully the serial numbers will reveal the murderers.

6/09/2026 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or upset that the Melchada Fest was cancelled again.

6/09/2026 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad to see ICE is still around..in 016 today..car chase ended with a crash at olcott and grace street...hope they can clear out more in 016.

6/09/2026 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those poor kids didn’t get their promised entertainment so they had to jump on cars instead

6/09/2026 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BASTARD Democrat should have died 47 years earlier.

6/09/2026 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this related to TVL vs… what’s that other gang? -1100IDA

6/09/2026 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, none of the unlicensed auto repair "businesses" run by Venezuelans out of alley garages in 010 seem the least concerned. Maybe the EPA can bust them for all their old tires & dirty motor oil left behind for Streets & San to landfill?

6/10/2026 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another " Hold My Cerveza" moment in Chicago.

6/10/2026 07:25:00 AM  

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