Tuesday, June 23, 2026

Mini-Quick Hits

Anyone surprised by this one?

  • The rapper whose album release party in River North last summer preceded the deadliest mass shooting in Chicago history is now being held in the Cook County Jail after Chicago police allegedly found a stolen handgun beneath her driver’s seat during a traffic stop last week.

    Melanie “Mello Buckzz” Doyle, 25, was detained on felony weapons charges after officers stopped her vehicle in the Lower West Side on June 15.

A rapper with a stolen gun....who'd have thunk it?

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Wicker Park serial killer?

  • A Wicker Park man accused of killing and torturing a series of kittens, then replacing each one with a look-alike purchased through Craigslist, avoided prison Monday by accepting a resurrected plea deal moments before jury selection was set to begin.

    Thomas Martel, 25, pleaded guilty to one count of animal torture and one count of aggravated cruelty to animals after Cook County Judge Sharon Kanter said she would honor a previous plea offer of 54 months, even though prosecutors had withdrawn it. With credit for more than 1,000 days spent on electronic monitoring and Illinois’ standard 50% sentence reduction, Martel will not serve any time in prison.

The Garrido people are justifiably outraged at this, as most normal people ought to be.

Anyone know if this psycho has a history of arson? Once you see his picture over at the CWB site, you'll just assume the bed-wetting attribute and put him directly into the serial killer category.

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41 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Martel should have done real jail time. The rapper should, too.

6/23/2026 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will he have to register?
https://cookcountysheriffil.gov/animal-abuser-registry/

6/23/2026 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There really is zero deterrent in this county for committing crime. What boggles my mind is that the judge straight up ignored the fact the prosecutors withdrew their plea. Since when can judges do that? The judges constantly blame the prosecutors for their lack of wanting to push cases since they can’t try a case without a prosecution. So now suddenly the judge can do what she wants, ignore the prosecutors and wrap it up? The fuck is wrong with this county…

6/23/2026 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s gonna be the head of the new gun violence plan

6/23/2026 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This sounds like a coerced plea: plea guilty and don't go to jail. Fight the charge and risk getting a longer sentence.

It's all legit.

6/23/2026 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is / was the convict acquainted with in his life named "Shelby," and is he / she still alive?

6/23/2026 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is sickening how the fawning media breathlessly reports on these loser rappers as if they are legitimate. They are criminals, yet media glorifies them.

6/23/2026 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me guess, the cat killer's mom's name is "Shelly" ? 😺🐱😸😺

6/23/2026 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear God! This POS had a girlfriend?!?!? What's her problem? She sticks around as he tortured and killed at least four kittens? Unbelievable!

6/23/2026 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So 1000 days credit for being on ankle monitoring is now like prison or jail time. Such punishment!!!!!!!!! The criminal justice system in Crook County is an abject failure. The judges, prosecutors & defenders have no shame for what they do on a daily basis. Complete failures on every level, They would fired in the business, finance or medical worlds.

6/23/2026 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little like Jeffrey Dahmer and his kitchen shenanigans....a microwave, really?????

6/23/2026 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is going to result in a nasty sequel for someone in the near future.

6/23/2026 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the State's Attorney withdrew the plea, how can a judge make it? Something stinks of judicial corruption! Operation Greylord II.

6/23/2026 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I couldn't even finish the kitten article.

6/23/2026 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess if the father is a gun runner, the rest of family is a gun runner?
Sounds like we are back in the swamp were they make moonshine and fentanyl and the entire family carries a pistol or shotgun.
But I do love the music.

6/23/2026 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geezus, what a sick fuck. Should get what he gave to those defenseless cats...

6/23/2026 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just when you thought you heard it all...Wonder if his Mom's name was Shelley? You're right, cats first, then a few garages torched, then it's the nightlife districts or DePaul campus ....

6/23/2026 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he has a VERY punchable face.

6/23/2026 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kitty cat killer resembles Jeffrey Dahmer. This is a guy that definitely needs be monitored.

6/23/2026 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s the new scam. Draw the case while you are on EM and when you get convicted or a plea deal you time will have been served without a day behind bars

6/23/2026 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The two most dangerous jobs in the world:
#1 Rapper
#2 Aspiring Rapper

6/23/2026 07:42:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Woohoo!

6/23/2026 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karma. Please find this creep.

6/23/2026 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This only happens in DemoRatic states...let the criminals run free.

6/23/2026 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Psycho's make the best couple

6/23/2026 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cat Lives Matter

6/23/2026 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully he gets placed with a Cholo who has an abuela who adores gatos and loves dearly. And decides to punish the PUTO.

6/23/2026 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully, the same thing he did to the kittens falls upon him.

6/23/2026 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago police allegedly found a stolen handgun beneath her driver’s seat during a traffic stop last week.

In Chicago that weapon comes standard with that make and model of car.

6/23/2026 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a creepy story on that animal killer. Were going to hear more about this one in the future. He fits the profile of a serial killer in the making, if he hasnt started already. Remember, CPD and the local media doesnt like using the term "serial killer" so you wont get the full story in the news until the Feds step in. You will read about a killer with a "troubled past" and "difficult childhood" That this guy even has a girlfriend creeps me out. Her name must be Wednesday Addams. Lets hope that they dont reproduce. That child could grow up to be like Michael Meyers.

6/23/2026 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

…and the Judge will suffer no repercussions whatsoever.

6/23/2026 10:35:00 AM  
Blogger Discobobby said...

That guy is going to kill many humans, if he hasn’t already. The ASA and judge must be complete morons. Or democrats.

6/23/2026 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me neither...

6/23/2026 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy should get what he gave. Or feet first into a wood chipper - that'll work too. No reason for these evil fucks to be around and yet Democrats let them run free...

6/23/2026 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is the rapper east coast or west coast ? was the weapon used to murder rapper biggie smalls?

6/23/2026 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There should have been a mental health assessment at least because sooner or later this sick fuck will be in the news again for something much, much worse!!! Mark my words...

6/23/2026 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They usually are very committed.

6/23/2026 08:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Place bets early How long before he kills or severely beats her half to death. Another case from the let them go democratic judges. 1000 day onEM. Totally Ridiculous on a simple case. Not surprised

6/23/2026 09:01:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Rappers are nothing but ghetto gang banging trash.

6/23/2026 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always knew you were fond of the academia SCC, nice knowledge of the criminal triad.

6/24/2026 02:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice job on the illegal windshield tint stop!

6/24/2026 03:23:00 AM  

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