Paging Tommy Dart

For some reason, he's not answering though:

• Two national sheriffs organizations are asking the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn Cook County’s ban on AR-15s and similar semiautomatic rifles, arguing that the weapons can be important for self-defense when police cannot arrive quickly enough.

  The National Sheriffs’ Association and Western States Sheriffs’ Association filed a legal brief on August 31 supporting the challenge to Cook County’s assault weapons ordinance. The case, Viramontes v. Cook County, has been consolidated with a similar challenge to Connecticut’s statewide ban, and the Supreme Court agreed in June to hear both cases.

  The groups, which say they collectively represent thousands of sheriffs nationwide, start their argument with a basic reality of police work: cops cannot be everywhere at once.

  “Response times may vary from a few minutes to half an hour depending on manpower and geographical area,” the organizations wrote. “And a violent crime, especially a home invasion, can occur in seconds.”

Hell, those response times are typical in Chicago with manpower shortages, hiring deficits and backlogs. But Dart doesn't seem to be tossing his hat in with the National Sheriff's Association for some reason. 

On the brighter side though, a new survey says that there are currently sixty-million AR platform rifles currently owned by Americans which more than qualifies it as "in common use," meaning Porkulous's ban might be on it's last breath shortly.