Monday, October 05, 2026

Conehead Corpse Count Climbs

Once again, a dead body lying around, this time for TEN HOURS:

  • A 23-year-old man found fatally shot in Grand Crossing on Friday morning apparently went undiscovered for more than 10 hours before someone called 911, according to Chicago city records.

    The man was found in an area previously monitored by the city’s ShotSpotter gunfire-detection network, which automatically alerted police to suspected gunfire even when no one called 911. Mayor Brandon Johnson ended the city’s ShotSpotter contract in 2024.

This is number ninety-five.

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19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Caps office not fully staffed in 024.

10/05/2026 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good. no need for taxpayers to cut a check for trauma surgery, bambulance, post op care, disability, etc ...

10/05/2026 12:08:00 AM  
Blogger Do you see me? said...

How or why did this issue get on the election ballot for the Nov 3 election? This and all of Brandon’s efforts to raise taxes so he can give the unqualified teachers raises for being the worst education system in the country.

10/05/2026 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet he was ripe!

10/05/2026 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can’t wait to vote a new mayor into office.

10/05/2026 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just curios and date on dead bodies before shot spoter

10/05/2026 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh no,,, no emergency room bill to be paid by the taxpayers

10/05/2026 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ain't No Pity in Donkey City"

10/05/2026 07:29:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Keep the line moving.

10/05/2026 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody cares! I firmly believe that we should just put a toe tag on these corpses and call Streets & San for a pickup. We all know that the dicks won't ever solve any of these cases that are murders so why bother. Oh yeah; Squad, give me lunch.

10/05/2026 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If you see something, say something." If you hear something, mind yo' own dammmmn biznez.Mmmmmmhhhmmm I hear dat!

10/05/2026 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should double the staff It an intricate part of policy we cannot do without them

10/05/2026 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

conehead will be reelected mayor michael obama will be the next president the us is in bad shape demographics demographics my friends

10/05/2026 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead needs shot spotter money to pay for his dermatologists. What a Ball sack

10/05/2026 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you are right. Racist sissy dandy insecure mayor.

10/05/2026 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Not Rocky Biddle said...

Good point

10/05/2026 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the the 70 year old White guy killed in the alley looking for houses to flip. Dead for 10 hours before being found.

10/05/2026 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Demographics demographics my ass - you know Blacks are just 14% of the overall US population, right? Too many tours on the West or South side have gotten into your head.

10/06/2026 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Made for good compost!

10/08/2026 07:27:00 AM  

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