Wednesday, October 14, 2026

Crazy Suburban Crime

Yeah it's the burbs and it has a Chicago connection, but damn, this story is crazy:

  • Officials released new details on the Chicago woman charged after a deadly shooting at Oakbrook Center mall last month.

    A judge denied the pre-trial released of Chance Jamerson, 29, on Tuesday. Prosecutors accuse her of orchestrating an armed robbery with Justin Hill, the man who died in the shooting. Jamerson faces three counts of attempted armed robbery in connection to the shooting at Oakbrook Center mall on September 30.

    Prosecutors say she was in a black Mercedes with three other people in the parking lot of the mall, after acquiring a number of Swatch watches. That's when police say a man, now identified as Hill, pulled up behind them in a Nissan Rogue, blocking in their vehicle. Hill then allegedly walked up with a firearm and said he was robbing them.

    Prosecutors believe this was a set up orchestrated by Jamerson and Hill. "The driver of the Mercedes began wrestling with Hill over the gun," DuPage County State's Attorney Robert Berlin said. "While he was wrestling the defendant in this case chance Jamerson began to fight the driver this is what made the driver of the Mercedes believe that chance had set him up."

    That's when prosecutors say the driver shot and killed Hill and shot Jamerson in her abdomen.

So she set up a fake armed robbery with her primary accomplice, and the guy who was supposed to be the unknowing accomplice managed to disarm the fake robber, shoot and kill him, then gut shot her.

Everyone else got RWOC, and somehow, she got detained.

Like we said, crazy. 

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35 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Synchronize Swatches!

10/14/2026 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notice: their photos never appear. Bet if the evils were a different race, photos would be everywhere.

10/14/2026 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Post the name and address of the shit head that tried to robbery- drown the old lady at Old Orchard yesterday. So you know we can go have a protest bang drums and hold space for her an shit. What the actual fuck.

10/14/2026 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those oak brook residents cause too much trouble!!

10/14/2026 04:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they need midnight basketball in the suburbs also!!

10/14/2026 04:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only way this story could get better is if Chance Jamerson was given a one way ticket to boneyard city. Rest in piss Justin Hill. 🪦

10/14/2026 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Swatch watches still exist?!

10/14/2026 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Used to be a safe place but the hood rats have arrived and it ain’t no mo

10/14/2026 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn...the driver should be on a Wheaties Box!

10/14/2026 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That used to be a great mall before shit heads discovered it.

10/14/2026 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol I loved that show.

10/14/2026 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were just funnin..the robbery went off with a bang.

10/14/2026 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More black on black crime...no one cares.

10/14/2026 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So everyone wins.

10/14/2026 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Google Swatch Group. They own some high-end Swiss lines, as well as the venerable Hamilton brand.

10/14/2026 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that's hard to follow. Let's start at the beginning but slower this time.

10/14/2026 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As always there is more info on the auto's....ban black chicken foot emblem cars and rouges now.

10/14/2026 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like ole girl Chance ran out of chances. Hope she's deucing into a bag for the rest of her life.

10/14/2026 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Chicago style fun in an affluent suburb.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

10/14/2026 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep....That's what I'm talking about...

10/14/2026 08:57:00 AM  
Blogger Food for thought said...

About time the suburban Karens are starting to see what they continue to vote for, these suburban clowns vote libtards/communists into office, praise the Criminal Safe T Act and leave the rest of the law-abiding society to reap their electoral choices. 90% of the suburban Karens voted for Kamala Always Drunk Harris.

10/14/2026 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget That all went down in DuPage, not Cook. They often hand out justice in DuPage.

10/14/2026 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A robbery offender driving a Mercedes...only in the US where Somali pirates drive similar or more expensive vehicles. The local food bank by me gives free food to people that drive way better cars than me as well.

10/14/2026 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

great work by the oak brook pd n oak brook terrace pd

10/14/2026 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't she be eligible for a Felony Murder charge, or does that not get charged in Illinois?

10/14/2026 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But the reporter saw fit to tell us the Mercedes was black.

10/14/2026 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget those little POS Smart Cars were originally Swatch cars.

10/14/2026 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are so right. Oak Brook Mall used to be the flag ship of malls for years. I happen to know several Oak Brook Police Officers who states that the mall is a crime mecca. Theft of Autos, theft from autos are common place. The OBPD hates the Christmas season, the crime is almost out of control

10/14/2026 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm still confused what a bad time to stop smoking weed.

10/14/2026 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't know if I agree with that: I'm sure that we taxpayers are already footing the bill for most of her life. I don't want to have to pay any more money to care for her sorry ass.

10/14/2026 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe Felony Murder was done away with in Illinois during the same legislative session in which the "Safe-T Act" was passed

10/14/2026 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They'll never make the connection. They are too stupid.

10/14/2026 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still believe that at the core of this incident is a drug deal gone bad.

10/15/2026 05:34:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

Don't say Karens.

10/15/2026 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone said "Yakatty Sax" (Benny Hill theme song) was playing on loud speakers when this occurred.

10/18/2026 09:39:00 PM  

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