fbi = Fondling Boners Indecently?
A retired FBI supervisory special agent from Colorado is being held in Cook County after prosecutors accused him of sexually soliciting a 16-year-old boy in the steam room of a Logan Square health club.
At about 10 p.m. on September 30, the boy’s father dropped him off at the gym in the 2400 block of North Elston Avenue to work out after he finished his homework, prosecutors said in a detention filing for Jeffrey Green, 59. After exercising, the boy went to the steam room and sat on an upper level with Green and another person. The witness noticed Green masturbating and went to get security, according to the filing.
Left alone with the boy, Green began walking toward him while continuing the sexual act, prosecutors alleged. Green told the boy, “Don’t worry,” in what prosecutors described as a “sexual tone.” Standing in front of the teenager, Green then asked if he wanted to perform a sex act on him, prosecutors said. The boy, who had never seen Green before, replied, “F*** no. Go away,” or words to that effect, according to the filing. He then sat in shock, prosecutors said.
You look at a lot of these supervisory agents and you just think, "What a beat off this guy is." Turns out, you might be right.
Plus, we have inside info from The Keesing Bandit that his little black book has entire chapters of "contacts" contained within.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
66 Comments:
FBI agent Jeffrey Green.....Now that's a hand job waiting to happen....
Don't bring down the "bandit" for a creepy federal law enforcement agent touching his Patel. He's marine if he tried that in other hoods?? He would have ended up smoked W/ his little Hoover cut off & jammed in his ass kissing hole.
Joey, ever seen a grown man naked? :
https://youtu.be/u7OJXBBOF3M?is=z_fiBKEHrA5aDX4n
sounds like a classic DEI
Maybe he should’ve been dropped off at some midnight basketball
What a jag off
Disgusting man. Yet, this stuff is pushed on society as if it's ok. Glad he was caught and glad it's very much not ok. Bet he gets a slap on the butt and goes free.
So pedo traveling around from Colorado to here in pedo capital where alphabet stupidity is celebrated, wonder how many other children he traveled to abuse? Throw him in general population!
He looks just like a sick fuck would too.
fbi not FBI
Heard this guy worked on the unaBoner case. He was and is a hands on guy!
He'll be the new director with that street creed.....
It’s true, the WC folks on Roosevelt are full of such characters.
Nothing will happen. He will just claim that because of all the steam he thought it was Obama sitting there.
wow, that guy sounds like a stroke
Since he was an agent, how many other children did he do it to when he was on the job and told them don’t tell he will have them arrested a piece of shit a piece of shit
Do you like watching gladiator movies?
Not defending dude, but, it was after curfew (dad drops him off at 10pm and he spent time working out ?) and being late, probably assumed dude was of atleast legal age to be out.
Yes. There is that.
Woohoo.
Too bad the 16 year old didn’t kick this freak in the balls.
Spank-tastic.
What a great dad, takes his 16 year old to a gym at 10 at night to work out and use the steam room. What could go wrong.
Excuse me, but I never approach men in a steam room. They approach me.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
So a teen gets dropped off to work out at 10 PM on a school night at one of the sketchiest gyms around? And then gets into the steam room with adults? Great parenting.
It’s TIMMY not Joey lol
C'mon now. The fbi pedophile was just grooming and cultivating a tender age Confidential Human Source (CHS). Just trying to introduce him to the ways of a premier police agency hands on approach to law enforcement.
I heard this guy was supposed to teach a Google class at HQ to detectives!
An fbi white shirt or possibly a white skirt? Looks like he gonna get registered as a Predatory Criminal Sexual Assault offender. Annual registration not the preferred anal penetration. And think about the fbi covering up the whole Jeffery Epstein thing and losing file evidence. Remember no evidence of a sex ring, just evidence of dozens of powerful democrat socialist connected men getting pleasured but underage girls.
Just another Minor Attracted Person (MAP) in power in government. One has to wonder if the Supervisory fbi creep sniffs little boys hair before groping and then committing a non-consensual sexual act with his soon to be registered rape tool.
dei shithead yet again
kid should have kicked him in the fucking balls right there...
The gym needs to install rape whistle stations like fire extinguishers in prominent locations throughout the gym
We see the violent crimes up north. Now man on boy rapes in protected safe spaces such as steam rooms. Maybe the gym needs to install flock cameras in its facility. You know NAMBLA or the North American Man/Boy Love Association which identifies itself as a civil Right Organization would object to any intrusions into its members private activities.
Or for a semon from Phfather Phfaker.....
Yep...That's what the kid said....
Were any....reach arounds offered.....
Asking for the Kessing Bandit....
J. Edgar Hoover started all this.
Do you like movies about gladiators?
68 obama center employees trying to unionize do to unsafe working conditions, harassment, low pay, no job security, broken promises by management
Weirdest part honestly is that someone would retire and then move TO Chicago, and not far the fuck away from it.
He had entered his Boy Scout team in the midnight basketball tournament coming up. I hope he can still coach.
And manhandled the epstein files on his days off.
He should enjoy the circle jerk pizza parties at the county!
There's always been all sorts of shenanigans at that gym, including dope and steroids. I don't know why anyone would drop their kid off there – let alone at 10 o'clock at night. And the steam room? Holy fuck.
Recall the Larry Eyler/Danny Bridges case. And now "they" want this accepted , embraced, and normalized???
Yeah I thought the same thing. Dad needs to wise up and turn on his "city switch".
Yeah mom & dad deserve a demerit in the parenting dept.
Some bs in this story what parent drops off kid 16 yoa at a gym at 10 pm ? Ridiculous
And he gets to keep his pension.
@ 10/10/2026 08:25:26 AM
Starts with “not defending dude”, then proceeds to defend the dude. Check this guys hard drive, out here publicly defending pedophiles. What a garbage human being you are. Both you and Ol Jeffery need to go straight into the wood chipper.
Huh? What in the world are you blabbering on about?
That gym is shady af. Has been for years.
What parent drops off their kid to workout at 10pm??
Another idiot:
https://www.police1.com/arrests-sentencing/former-ind-officer-featured-on-live-pd-accused-of-sending-threatening-messages-to-current-officers
Um, did you bother to click on the article and view the mugshot?
Probably married with a couple of kids in college and travels to get his freak on
Is her related to Rick and Tony Green? Both boners! Lol
Look it up
... Danny Bridges was found in eight garbage bags in a dumpster in Chicago. Following a jury trial in the circuit court of Cook County, the defendant, Larry Eyler ...
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
SOme suburban coppers still think the FBI are good guys..lol
Northsider.
Search his home computer and phones and search history
I was at the ME's office when Danny Bridges was being pieced back together, and it haunts me even today. He was branded with a fireplace poker in the shape of a star. Bridges was a 15 y/o male pros. and Eyler was a gay serial killer. Stay out of bath houses, and never let your kids patronize them.
"Ya dad", don't worry. " I know some guys there, I'll be safe".
“Northsider” once again he yells from the trailer park.
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