What a Way to Go
The comedy has started up over the botched Tennessee execution with the Babylon Bee leading the way - Ten Surefire Ways to Execute Criminals.
Number Five is Illinois' contribution:
- Place them between JB Pritzker and a hamburger: Oof. What a way to go.
Go read it all for the full amusement.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
11 Comments:
Is that whats meant by the BIG MAC ATTACK??
I'll add another one. Play Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic handgun.
He’s obviously on Ozempic. Jokes don’t apply anymore.
The suggestion that you put the soon to be dearly departed between illinois Governor Jelly Belly Pigster and a hamburger would be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
So funny, especially the endless loop of the view
The McRib (c) will be available soon, sure fire way to replace a hamburger.
SCTV Morning Farm Report with John Candy had the best idea of them all...
Heh heh... Do ya think she'd blow up? Heh heh... Oh yeah, she'd blow up good... real good... do it...
*pushes button* BAAAAAA BLAMO!
Woooooooooie! She blowed up, she blowed up realllll good!
Thanks for watchin the mornin Farm Report ya'll!
You mean get between Jabba & an Ozempic pen.........
just let her walk on the westside or southside of Chicago carrying a quart of Old English beer and a full pack of cigarettes, she won't last 10 minutes
The French don't do many things right, but Madam Guillotine has never failed.
So fat boy slim is out? Asking for a friend.
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