Root Beer Battery
Hey look! You CAN get multiple felony charges approved in Cook County:
- Prosecutors have charged a suburban man with two felonies after he
allegedly threw a Big Gulp on Cook County State’s Attorney Kim Foxx
during an argument near her Flossmoor home.
William Swetz “had no idea” who Kim Foxx was when he crossed paths with her as he drove in the 800 block of Sterling Avenue on Friday morning, Assistant Public Defender Catherine Stockslager said during his initial appearance this afternoon.
Foxx was on her morning walk when Swetz, 34, encountered her while driving his GMC pickup truck around 10:30 a m., officials said.
Of course, he was released on his own recognizance in spite of multiple felony charges. CWB helpfully reminds readers about multiple cases of Aggravated Battery (including a stabbing with a cooperative victim) that were only charged as misdemeanors.
But if you don't even know who the asshole is on the other side of the argument, you can get felony charges like ::SNAP:: that!
Labels: county, un-fucking-believable
posted by SCC at 6:31 AM
128 Comments:
sad what a complete piece of shit kim Fox is. Arrogant.
Is there a gofundme for this guy’s defense- i would love to add a few bucks into it!!!!
Why is she on her morning walk at 10:30am on a workday in Flossmoor??? Shouldn’t she have been in her office?
Let me guess- the offender was whitey.
Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!
Refreshing. Now he and DJT are felons, they say.
Waste of a good Slurpy. On the other hand, she probably steps in her butt-licking office once a week.
We'll see what he gets sentenced to.
Earlier this spring, Foxx’s office claimed that CPD did not ask them to charge the juveniles with felonies, where two people were attacked and the mother lost her baby.
Anyone starting a GoFundMe for his attorney??! I would be happy to chip in!
I understand the double standard here, but what kind of jerk throws a soda at a woman.
next time a first responder gets hit with a bottle or brick will this qualify for a felony charge or just the misdemeanor charge?
What a crock. As in everything else in Crook County it isn't whether or not the law is broken...it's who you are and who you know. We don't have a "justice" system in this County.
You go girl....
Is there a GoFundMe for this alleged attacker? I'd contribute for his legal fees and to replace his drink. Because as they always say in Felony Review "if there isn't security video or body worn camera video of the incident..it didn't happen."
Don’t you know who I be?
Good thing it was a brown drink and not a white drink or a racial charge would have leveled too.
Her morning walk at 10:30am on a weekday? Works from home I guess. Explains a lot
would love to hear the words and the throwing...
ghetto talk fer sur
threw a Big Gulp.....take that shit to McDonalds....not around here
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I hope everyone now understands what the rules are, good luck.
Guarantee Kimmy was acting Cabrini green ghetto in order to get a big gulp shower.
Her hair did got undone.
On her morning walk around 10:30 am on Friday, presumably a working day?
Does she even bother to "phone it in" for her job?
Was she walking off bad vibes from once again beating her husband?
I don’t know the fact is the case,
But I know she deserved it!
She gave him the finger and he gave her the big gulp. Sounds like a fair trade, 19p, continuing investigation.
Out for her “morning walk” on a Friday morning at 10am?
Those are great work hours. Not even near 26/cal.
Soda can be dangerous
Think stooges squirting seltzer at each other
The guy is a douche, pooch, menace ahole-- or at least his actions were of that ilk.
BUT WTF--felony charges, when much more violent crimes are denied...nonsense bs crap.
she is leaving office--doesnt care about optics, never has.
"Mutual combatants" comes to mind.
#1, why is the sex offender Holmes walking along CPD as they escorts a dangerous suspect into the station??
I remember reading an admin message saying cpd has cut ties with this sexual assault offender ... yet there he is, buisness as usual.
#2 what the heck kind of hair cut is that PO wearing ... looks like the 90s musician SNOW, or better yet a wana be gangster. This profession is gone to poop
See for yourself
https://postimg.cc/47Rys3JW
I'll buy this man beers for life.
Why is she out for a walk at 10:30 a.m. on a work day?
So if someone throws a soft drink on a police officer they get charged with multiple felonies as well? C’mon get real. That is not even simple battery. What’s up with the officers who arrested the guy? There is no way I would have made that arrest. I would have told her to go get a summons.
Rules for thee, not for me! Now go away, Peasant!
So the couple who got jumped downtown a few weeks back and even had a miscarriage, *that* was a misdemeanor… but throwing a soda on someone means multiple felonies…. What a joke.
The real question is… did they still have to call FR? Or did she just approve it on the spot? smh.
Such a Class act to flip the guy off. Even a public defender should be smart enough to seek a change of venue.
Big Gulp? Was that Lil Kim's introduction to politics?
Root Beer?? I could see it if the drink was grape or orange, u know!!
Good for this guy!
This is IMO the right amount of force for some worst ever, BLM, cult marxist, Antifa - "let the B Brothers riot, shop lift, loot push narcotics, Fentanyl Floyd was / is a Saint" George Soros funded child of the Devil DA Kim Foxx.
I strongly recommend any SCC writers, readers study Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals" for those racial activists that are out of power.
In Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals" he presents very practical ways to use force to target specific real flesh and blood adversaries "Make the conflict PERSONAL" that is one of RFR main points. Don't do the same old, same old 100 years of Conservative failure of just bitching and moaning about impersonal, supposedly all powerful, nameless institutions like
"The Liberals, the media, Hollywood, East Coast/Left coast elites, the Masons, the Democrats, the Bankers or even The Blacks or the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWs"
Make the conflict personal and use appropriate force - not Conservative gun revolutionary fantasies dreaming about AR15 GUNS GUNS GUNS the are never used and if they were used against a real adversary/enemy like Soros funded BLM DA crazy Kim Foxx this gun force would be extremely counter productive - the anti American, anti White "powers that be" would make another martyr saint out of her like they did MLK Jr and Saint Fentanyl Floyd, Saint Emmett Till, Saint Trayvon Martin.
Nope.
Yeah, throw a big gulp root beer at her, try do so so anonymously. Throw water balloons with foul smelling liquids at her and those like her - such as Chicago local TV News editors who NEVER include the names, photos, personal information of rioting, murderous "Youths" .
When Saul Alinksky and his radical activists were targeting Eastman Kodak for the companies poor treatment of Blacks and other workers, they bought up lots of tickets to classic music concerts attended by one specific Eastman Kodak executive - then they got their activists to eat a lot of beans and then do yeah, Blazing Saddles Bean fart*** scene.
There really isn't any practical law against far****ing public but, well, it does have an effect.
If our radicals were targeting the likes of crazy "Let the Black brothers riots, loot, car jack and kill" Kim Foxx and eating a lot of beans, far**** where ever she and her entourage went, this would have a strong odor, effect.
Folks
We need to think and act out of the same old, same old Conservative Sandbox that have given us one 100 years of failure.
We need to get out of the Conservative Sand Box of just resting the problem, bitc***ing and moaning about supposedly all powerful, but nameless institutions.
We're out of power now, nothing much that was once good about 1950s America is now ours too Conserve.
Look at once wholesome, Pro American, pro Christian and other American family values Disney Movie Studios. Look who runs Disney, Lucas Films, MCU studios:
Bob Iger, Kathleen Kennedy - feminist, homosexual, BLM cult marxists desecrating classic Disney like Snow White, Peter Pan, Star Wars, Marvel Comics.
Did anyone see SouthPark's take on Kathleen Kennedy's Disney/Lucas Films:
"Put a Chick in it and make her Gay".
SouthPark (two W Guys) have taken the fight personally to Kathleen Kennedy and they are having great effect. Disney is going under - we can realistically hope that the likes of Kathleen Kennedy will be taken out, taken down like Harvey Weinstein.
We live in difficult but interesting times. Let's all try to get out of the Conservative sand box that's been pooped in for over 100 years it's kitty litter.
Jaye R
Left-behind outside of Hyde Park Chicago
The Cabrini Queen must be protected. This was an affront to her greatness.
wow, how close society came to having a better America
sounds like abuse of power
aggravated battery felony approved for kimmie but not for real victims of violent crimes or by offenders possesing ghost guns,guns with seriel numbers removed
we really can't feel sorry for any victim or families that voted for FJB,JB,BJ,KF,TP,or any other city,county,State or federal democrat.
When we were teens, at the end of our mcjob shift, we'd fill cups of root beer and ride around throwing them at people we passed. why? because we were bored kids looking for laughs. why root beer? it was the stickiest pop.
Holy Bat Shit....
The offender was heard exclaiming, “Hey I want a soda, give me a grape or an orange, but none of that stinkin root beer.”
……Must have been one of the Hanson brothers.
Retired in Texas……
SERIOUSLY!!!!!????!!!
That’s a miss-doe-meener Kim-bo…
My guess is she was walking in the middle of the street as if she owned the road.
The hilarious part is fox said it was root bear because some of it landed in her mouth which means you had your pie-hole open talking shit.
Have a good day all!!!
Kimmy the Punisher will get her revenge on the dude who did not recognize and acknowledge the portly and drab looking State's Attorney. Even with her jowls drooping, she looked like a nobody. Not a smart move by the dude but a double felony, old sweet checks will get her revenge for sure. All this while Kimmy cuts loose/downgrades local killers, thugs and an assortment of illegals brutalizing the public.
So it sounds like Crimesha makes it a habit to walk down the middle of the road like the entitled princess she imagines herself to be instead of staying on the sidewalk like a normal person. She’s lucky some Chardonnay-swilling leftie female driving her BMW while texting didn’t drive her car right over her. Instead a dude in a truck tells her to stop walking in the middle of the street and gets flipped off for his trouble. Still keeping it classy, Crimesha.
It that happed to us COPA would strip us for causing an altercation
Its all about law and order and empowering the victim only when the elected officials are the victims.
Hypocrisy of the highest order in cook county.
What ever happened when Kimmy slapped her husband & he called the police to report this Domestic Battery? Should she have been stripped of her powers & see a Anger Management Consular, just like the CPD officers, before they are placed back to their ranking & have their police powers reinstated? Just asking!!
I can't wait until they name the special prosecutor.
If it had been on the sidewalk the interaction would never have occurred. Chicken strutting in the street seems to be a common practice. If you floorboard the pedal and steer in their direction, there is an immediate epiphany ...
Oh look. We finally found an offender who will get the book thrown at him by this soros piece of shit. It's too bad this guy didn't get his money's worth if he's one of the only ones gonna face real, actual punishment.
Big Gulp Vigilante yelled “This is MAGA country” while swinging a noose.
oh boy,,,, big international news,,,,, a black female democRAT politician has a drink thrown on her and it's a tragedy,,,,, but when 2 white females are raped and murdered by illegals the liberal news is silent
How long until someone gets accused of planting rootbeer on an offender?
Call copa!
This just racist. He should get reparations.
Talk about selective prosecution for the connected! When people attack/batter/physically harm a police officer they often know they are the police. And Kim Foxx very often doesn’t approve a felony. It’s happened to me. It’s said this guy didn’t even know it was Foxx. If this happened to a regular lowly non privileged citizen, does anyone believe the offender would be charged with a felony or anything for that matter? HELL NO! What an absolute joke
Some of us get "more equal" protection under the law.
Just like the DC demorats . Cook County Demorats can do whatever they want.
Didn't someone try to throw a pie at Governor Pritzker's face, but he just opened his mouth and swallowed it whole?
she doesn't give two f--ks about citizens of Chicago, police officers ,firefighters or senior citizens that are real victims of violent crimes committed by her gang banging voters
she's a terrible, incompetent person
how many of her own people were murdered because she failed to do her job??
Going for her morning walk? On a Friday at 1030am? Must be nice not to have to actually be at work during what most people call normal working hours. A morning walk for most people is 6am before their 9 to 5. Does Foxx even go to the office? Or does she wake up at 10 in the afternoon and go for her "morning walk"? Useless thug living like a useless thug.
Well that’s odd, something can't be right. Her A&A attendance sheets show her working at that time. She’s listed as starting work at 8am….hummmmm how is it possible that she is on her daily 10:30 am walk in flossmor
Meanwhile if a copper gets run over by a crackhead…meh.
Charges only when Cook County political lordship and/or ladyship are offended. Guy is lucky he didn't encounter Brandon with his 150-man cavalry of bodyguards.
On her morning walk at 10:30 am. What time does she start work?
when big gulps are outlawed only outlaws will have big gulps
Feel like starting a go fund me
I thought Chicago politicians were against authority flipping the bird at citizens? Oh wait, that rule only applies to police officers.
Who does that song "move bitch get out the way" Ludicrous right?
Why Kim Foxx doing her"morning walk" on a friday at 10:30 am shouldnt she be at work?
Thats better than bankers hours!! Did ahe have a late night at the club?
I have so many questions. Why Foxx walking in the middle of the road was she protesting something? Story says she stepped off the road and got on the parkway when the truck backed up
Foxx thinks the brown drank was root beer because some of it got in that big fat mouth of hers so she was prolly.mouthing off at the time lucky it wasnt a brown drink like some people throw at cops.
Finnally they toss in this was a safety concern because of the COVID and so how do you get the brown drink in your mouth if your wearing your COVID mask following the good doctor falsy orders huh? Yeah!
Queue that old louden Wainwright tune "Dead Skunk In The Middle of the Road" so much Privileged
Poor guy probably thought she was just another ghetto rat walking in the street like the ghetto rats on the south and west sides do, even though there is a perfectly good sidewalk available.
Next on Jerry Springer -- Swallower or Spitter?
Billy "Root Beer" Swetz
Vs
Kimmie "Big Gulp" Foxx
Big Gulp? By the look of ‘er, that outta be ‘er street name.
Other than the abundant supply of pun and meme materials to work with, a few being:
Big Gulp cup
Root Beer
Some of it landed in her mouth
Her morning walk (stroll)
Made a hand gesture (a vigorous hand gesture)
She stepped out of the road
It's not safe (said the judge) citing, (of all things) the COVID pandemic
A mutual exclamation (ejaculation) of frustration
stayed in the driver’s seat as the two engaged in a further confrontation (copulation)
one wonders just how fat an ass has our kimi to be obstructing traffic upon the amply wide streets of the loverly Flossmoor.....
(Oh, add floss more to that pun/meme materials list.....)
Feds will be doing a no knock raid on the guys home. He may have a dangerous root beer float lab in his kitchen!
Come out with boxes of military style plastic spoon utensils gallon of vanilla ice cream and boxes of A&W on the evening msm
Do you think she was foaming at the mouth?
Anonymous said...
I understand the double standard here, but what kind of jerk throws a soda at a woman.
6/24/2024 07:27:00 AM
https://youtu.be/rksKvZoUCPQ?si=yPWc7DdgVRRsiVOS
Word is the incident was picked up on Flossmoor’s Pop Spotter
2 Tier Justice System. Who’s Next ? You ?
Clear case of overcharging because of a connected victim. Strange how easy it was to get the felony charge in this case. Weapons much sharper than root beer have been denied felony charges many times. Was she hospitalized for root beer poisoning? This shit is ridiculous, but so predictable.
She was actually taking the walk of shame. Don't believe her story about a morning stroll.
Walking in the street when there's a sidewalk available is illegal in Chicago. Does Flossmoor not have that law? Or do they not have sidewalks? Either way, Illinois law would require that she walk as close as possible to the side of the roadway, which would keep her safer and keep her from interfering with the flow of traffic. Sounds like Kimmie didn't exactly stay out of the flow of traffic, especially if he was able to drive toward her without leaving the road. Stay the fuck out of the street, you ghetto turd.
Where was her retired CPD security?
the story in the news I heard was, he yelled at her to get out of the road and she "responded with a hand gesture". That is when he threw the pop on her and allegedly tried to run her over. Hmmm....walking in road and responded with a hand gesture. According to the logic she used in the past, it sounds to me like she put herself in that situation and then escalated it. Fuck her.
Same charges for any protesters who do this or spit on P/Os during the upcoming festivities.
Flosmore another town on decline.
Next time I call felony review for charges of agg bat to a PO and they ask me what charges I’m seeking I’ll tell them the big gulp special. No wonder the average victim doesn’t trust the system. Specia privileges for juicy smell it and now the peoples public defender, Kimisha Fox.
He better be out walking the streets in less than 3 hours. Let's not demonize people and give them a fresh start.
So she knows what a felony is? Interesting.
Not true, he was excited and wanted to say hello to Kim Fox to tell her what a good job she's doing. He accidentally spilled his Big Gulp cup of cold pop on her, when he tripped on the pavement. She got upset flipped the man off after he apologized. Then she ran in front of the vehicle while the poor man was trying to drive away for his safety.
Poor guy just needs more opportunities.
SAFE-T ACT certainly applies here.
Mutual combat?.
Anyone else it would be a misdemeanor
With a mouth as wide as hers, a Big Gulp is just appropriate!
I think Foxx is doing a " jesse Smollett" it probably never really happened.
What was the alleged offender race?
What is most appalling about this is that she/be has no comprehension of the abject hypocrisy of her entire tenure as a prosecutor/social and racial justice warrior.
So it sounds like Crimesha makes it a habit to walk down the middle of the road like the entitled princess she imagines herself to be instead of staying on the sidewalk like a normal person. She’s lucky some Chardonnay-swilling leftie female driving her BMW while texting didn’t drive her car right over her. Instead a dude in a truck tells her to stop walking in the middle of the street and gets flipped off for his trouble. Still keeping it classy, Crimesha.
6/24/2024 10:58:00 AM
Damn. So close. Yet, so far.
She could have gone from a hood rat to a hood ornament.
Why wasn’t she at work?
I wonder if they had her sitting at the station for 3 or 4 hours waiting for an ASA.
It really would have been great if the ASA that was called would have said "fuck you" and said "Misdemeanor".
Getting a big gulp thrown at you is "Simple Battery" a misdemeanor. How do you get felonies out of that?
Ok I got the scoop, the guy is her brother in law. He was tired of Kimbo “allegedly” beating the shit out of his brother. He came in from out of town & did a drive by splashing & Cabrini Kim had her security hunt him down & give him a choice. She gets to beat him like she “allegedly” beats her hubby or go to jail. He took the easy way out he didn’t want his ass kicked by a woman W/ a horrible weave
...want see ghetto....
Give her some cold fries at McDonalds....
You go girl.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Flosmore another town on decline.
6/24/2024 08:34:00 PM
Just like their department not arresting old Kimmie on a DV charge against her slappy poo poo. The big gulp now proves she will put a felony on someone against her, but not ordinary citizens or first responders. Pure scummy scum.
It's like when that guy threw a snowball at the window at the home of that judge.
Things happen when you mess with the elites, those that think they are above us.
So ummm, since this guy got two felonies for tossing a drink at some "authority", does that mean that shitheads throwing stuff at coppers get the same treatment?
Seems like we have a precedent eh?
He should get key to city.
Bet she had ex-Chief, now one of her SAO investigators, Tod Kamleiter, burn up the phone lines to his old PD to make sure whitey was charged. No continuing investigation on this one. I mean, Tod does owe her.
at least the judge let the offender free for now!Wait who is the offender kimmy or?
Kimmy didn’t de~escalate.
1. In the street walking when a sidewalk was present.
2. Using the middle finger.
3. Mouthing off.
I’ve seen COPA ask for terminations for the same.
wait!!! what ?? a black female walking in the middle of the street? never heard of such a thing
I don't know if I believe that he didn't know who she was. He lives near her and I don't think she's been to work 5 times in the past 3 years. They have had to have some prior contact.
This exact scenario has happened many times to coppers and it’s always a misdemeanor if any charges get through at all, since the clown attorneys always say it could have been an accident. At court, it’s never gone to testimony, always a plea or thrown out.
People of all races that have been victims of violence by convicted felons are often denied the type of service fox received.
Disorderly Conduct would be the charge for any other victim of a root beer attack. The root beer wasn’t in a glass bottle,was it?
Is there a video of the incident?
If no video, then there was no felony.
Anyone ever heard anASA say that?
Walking in the middle if the road?!
Such ghetto ass upbringing. Can't take the hood out from her.
Wait. Was it on video/ body cam? Did you make the alleged victim/witness come in multiple times at varying hours just to be told you'll be in contact? Fucking ridiculous! F U crimeisha
I understand the double standard here, but what kind of jerk throws a soda at a woman.
6/24/2024 07:27:00 AM
She is not a woman. She is a nasty, mouthy, White-hating, racist. And, yes she qualifies as a racist. Her societal status removes her from being a member of an "oppressed" group and, as the liberals believe, she qualifies as a racist by not being a member of an oppressed group. Crimesha would have never given a White woman the deference, consideration, timely action and heightened criminal charges against the other party that Crimesha expected, demanded and received. Fuck Hollywood Crimesha, Juicy Smoliette's best friend.
The judge actually said the offender was dangerous because of the risks of covid??
If that were the case, every single suspect engaged in a face-to-face assault, battery, or robbery should be held. Maybe the judge was trying to make the headline of The Onion.
Was the guy who threw the Big Gulp wearing a MAGA hat?
Anonymous said...
I understand the double standard here, but what kind of jerk throws a soda at a woman.
Soda jerk
Person who operates the soda fountain in a drugstore, often for the purpose of preparing and serving flavored soda water
What's that ugly racist shake down artist doing in the middle of the street?
I hate jerks but sometimes we need them in this society.....screw it put him on a t shirt....HERO
What's that ugly racist shake down artist doing in the middle of the street?
6/26/2024 11:53:00 AM
Jus keepin' it real.
Is it true that Flossmoor pd showed up at her house with misdemeanor complaints and she actually called Felony Review to start the process. I'm sure that violates some sort of ethics oath.
Kimmy is complaining Swetz drive by her home afterward and it's on her home surveillance camera.
#1: It took me all òf 2 minutes to find each of their addresses in Flossmoor online and they live ONE minute by car away from each other or 0.3 miles away.
#2: How she know he doesn't travel this route on a normal basis?
#3: Plennty of our town's criminals have been caught red-handed on video and her office refuses to charge them.
#4: Foxx tossing up her middle at Swetz while jaywalking is missing in most of the media report on the incident.
#5: I'm hearing the police report is hilarious as Foxx is said to have feared for her life after the Big Gulp beaned off her head.
#6: Has anyone pulled her tinecard for the day to see why she was fit walking at 10:30am on a Friday workday?
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