Monday, April 21, 2025

Advertising?

We used to take a reprimand or worse missing Beat Tags. Now, we see nearly as many cars without Beat Tags as with.


Is this a new thing for recruiting efforts? Might as well start selling ad space on the quarter panels, fenders and make up some window decals.

69 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess for appearances the recruiters do not drive junk or typical patrol cars?

4/21/2025 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone tell assman009 so he can stop pretending

4/21/2025 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The meritorious softballs in recruitment and retention are coming up with all sorts of cheeseball ideas to justify their failed existence. Period.

4/21/2025 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inspectors enter the chat.

4/21/2025 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amateur hour continues. I have zero respect for the Gold Stars because they are clueless. They are just robbing a pay check. No ideas and no strategy. That is what they get paid the big money. Just a waist.

4/21/2025 12:49:00 AM  
Blogger JustHereForThePaycheck said...

If Recruitment & Retention was completely transparent, scanning that QR code on the quarter panel would produce a picture of a fictitious/average CPD “Blue Shirt” being butt fucked by a giant dong emblazoned with the words “what the hell were you thinking”?!?!

4/21/2025 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt Class postpone

4/21/2025 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Join CPD ! and earn a chance for tac-tickle 5-11s and a stack of blue cards after 18 months .

4/21/2025 03:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was no recruiting in the early 1970s. You may have had to wait a few years until they announced the test. After you took the test you may have had to wait to be called as the clout people aligned with the politicians were taken care of first. The quotas, (early DEI) came in and destroyed the morale even further. Now not too many want the job. They even lowered the standards. Now they are begging people to take the job. And who caused all this? The Democrat Party did. Remember the Democrats don’t work to help the people, they work to help their party by consolidating power to rule the people. The Chicago Democrat Party owns the mess that they created.

4/21/2025 03:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

222 2222 back bumper stickers should be on all unmarked take home cars

4/21/2025 05:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Used to be I'd see 10 police cars on my way to work, now I see zip unless it's one heading the hell out and back home on the Dan Ryan. What good would ad space be when the cars aren't out and about?

4/21/2025 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anyone take this job in Chicago... They make it impossible to do your job!! Go to the Feds or burbs.

4/21/2025 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tough sell nowadays for a thankless job

4/21/2025 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beat tags what a joke! No other department in the world uses them. Have you seen another department with them?

4/21/2025 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't let some boss know that half the cars are without beat tags…they will have a temper tantrum

4/21/2025 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beat tags are a joke.

4/21/2025 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most of the bigger pd's have dedicated recruiting cars with distinct designs. Just new to you because everything here is woefully behind the times and seriously f****d.

4/21/2025 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

unfortunately, the honor roll graduates from cps can't spell c p d

4/21/2025 06:58:00 AM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

Just don't tint those windows!

4/21/2025 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Went to dinner and beat tag got stolen. Did a GOCR and dropped it in the in basket. Sure enough got stopped by inspector who wanted to know where beat tag was. He followed us into the station and the look on his face was priceless when he saw that GOCR.

4/21/2025 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Timewatcher said...

No one wants to join, no good candidates are hired unless they fit the agenda/check box program/zip code, and they don't want rehires or laterals. They want stupid spineless turd radical progressive gangbanging kids. Glad I'm collecting my paycheck doing nothing but my calls.

4/21/2025 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The recruiting unit is a joke. If I was thinking about joining this shitty organization and saw the clowns that are the recruiting people I’d walk the other way.

4/21/2025 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in the early 80's, the idea of advertising on marked police vehicles was floated to the rank and file. As I recall, CPD po's made it very clear that we would be just as low as a taxi cab. Thank God this idea was killed.

4/21/2025 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen

4/21/2025 08:46:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Nothing but clutter.

4/21/2025 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beat cop, yes. Any other spot, no.

4/21/2025 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Assman 009 wasn’t smart enough to keep a job at the cook county department of corrections how could he work for Cpd

4/21/2025 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much do those markers cost? Are you serious about cutting off somebody's graft? Chicago privileges will be revoked.

4/21/2025 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They just can’t get the merits right. Postponed another month or more.

4/21/2025 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in San Diego years ago and it had Sergeant on the side of one of the San Diego PD cars. Imagine that in Chicago. He’d be getting chased down the street by a screeching mob yelling, “ I want a white shirt ! “

4/21/2025 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Man Who Saw Tomorrow Says:

CPD will remain a running joke and Clown College, until competent Conservative political leadership takes over the city and its Agencies. Those who voted for this trainwreck of an Administration, you wanted it, and you got it, time and time again, so deal with it and don’t complain.

4/21/2025 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me guess...? They can't manage the time to conduct interviews? Or are the law suits kicking in from those that weren't given the chance to take part 2 ? Or is it they still can't figure out what the percentage will be for merit?

4/21/2025 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eat on the Beat, Not in the Suburbs.

4/21/2025 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was going to correct your spelling of 'waste' but then, I thought about pics I've seen of the gold-star goofs and and realized, "Nope. He's not wrong."

4/21/2025 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why the fuck did they shut down the lateral and rehire applications? rather get experienced officers than ghetto fuck

4/21/2025 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt test upcoming

4/21/2025 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a program on the station computers that allows you to print up your own beat tag. Just attach it to cardboard, and bingo....

4/21/2025 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're only used for scraping ice off the windows.

4/21/2025 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don’t they make beat tags that can’t be removed and have it blue tooth ready to have the numbers implemented according to its beat?! Im retired and remember when we had to hand them in after the tour ended and they were always broken in half because some nitwit put it in the back pockets and sat on it. This would have to be only handled by a sergeant or above because knowing us idiot PO’s everyone would punch in 6969 or something fun like that. Viola!

4/21/2025 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just robbing a paycheck too.

4/21/2025 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the woman who shot her boyfriend still on the recruiting team? She has a ton of crazy ex stories as most female coppers have. Cpd should release some type of dating drama reality tv show.

4/21/2025 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I doubt they even show up to work. What does the deputy chief of constitutional policing do on a day to day basis. We need Doge to evaluate these people.

4/21/2025 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Set up recruiting tables at gang loitering hotspots. We need more diversity. 100k after 3 years is good money and they can always keep track of their opps.

4/21/2025 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew an old timer that carried multiple beat tags from different districts and different unit designators so he always got a break at certain restaurants-ricobenes etc. He was the best

4/21/2025 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're obsessed with this guy. You might actually be the loser or have a man crush!

4/21/2025 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

had a sgt. who used to ride us hard about our beat tags, so we just regularly stole his

4/21/2025 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t understand why beat tags get everyone so riled up. They take literally 5 seconds to put on.

4/21/2025 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only that asshole Bigbird would do that

4/21/2025 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When is the Sgt class coming out! It’s going to be 2 weeks late per Matrix.. how hard is it to go through Merit packages 1) my dad is a boss or 2) I’m a brown nose package!! or 3) watch secretary with knee pads.. asking for a friend!

4/21/2025 06:16:00 PM  
Blogger 008 2nd Watch DOG said...

CPD is such an embarrassment. The trash they are hiring is going to cost the city millions in future lawsuits. Just look at the recruit who was arrested for possession of crack cocaine during scenarios.

4/21/2025 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another cheap-ass copper who left crappy tips after being taken care of. CPD is full of those losers. Embarrassing.

4/21/2025 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i bet that beat tag ends up in someones trophy case by the end of the year

4/21/2025 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad they took the social media civilian "I design" recuit posters take home car away. You got that right, the social media outreach people work a few hours a day and had a take hime car. I civilian with a police car.

4/21/2025 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The join cpd beat tag is a false report?

4/21/2025 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4/21/2025 01:29:48 PM

What if it rains? you mope.

4/21/2025 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great training at the academy recently. During a "narcotics street stop" scenario, a recruit was found with real narcotics.

4/21/2025 10:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would today's millennials pass Big Bird's inspection?

4/21/2025 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is/was a crackhead in the academy.

4/21/2025 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I lolled. Loud.

4/21/2025 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Washington DC

4/21/2025 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shhh ! (even though I personally agree, we need those pension payers!)

4/22/2025 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because that cost money !

4/22/2025 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

burbs ain’t shit, go to isp

4/22/2025 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the pictured car has a recruitment design. I hope you’re not a detective

4/22/2025 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heard you were walking around with your pants unzipped today before rollcall. you’re an odd guy

4/22/2025 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop it already you clowns.. this is no different then the cars at the academy that have beat tags that read training. Obviously this isnt a beat car.. the beat tag to identify what beat the car is ... this best tag identifies it is part of the retention unit which is what the bosses know when they see it .. 99% of the public doesn't know what the numbers or letters in a tag mean so its more for internal identification when used. This was a pretty stupied post .. how about using the same content but posting a picture of all the cars that drive around without a beat tag.
Was this more a signature this unit or the beat tag ?!?

4/22/2025 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the early 2000s there was a few Crown Vics that had a new style light bar with the beat in the middle lit up with LEDs that you can change the numbers. Apparently never took off.

4/22/2025 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your a fucking moron! Every marked CPD has numbers on it for identification.No need for beat tags!

4/22/2025 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

# on a car and beat tags have different roles you PPO .. beats used to keep the same car for all 3 watches... but then when the car had to go in for service a pool car would be its replacement until fixed, ie why the need for a beat tag. The dept was never up to speed on technology so changing a car # everytime it was changed out for a pool car would have takr to much time and effort, since it couldn't be done on the fly
So.... having a beat tag solved that probelm. Plus the inspectors driving around didnt havr a manifest with the beats and their corresponding car numbers to know where that car should or shouldn't be when they saw it.
Get some time on the job and off the tic tok clown.. so you know wtf to speak and when not to speak

4/23/2025 10:47:00 PM  

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