We used to take a reprimand or worse missing Beat Tags. Now, we see nearly as many cars without Beat Tags as with.
Is this a new thing for recruiting efforts? Might as well start selling ad space on the quarter panels, fenders and make up some window decals.
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I guess for appearances the recruiters do not drive junk or typical patrol cars?
Someone tell assman009 so he can stop pretending
The meritorious softballs in recruitment and retention are coming up with all sorts of cheeseball ideas to justify their failed existence. Period.
Inspectors enter the chat.
Amateur hour continues. I have zero respect for the Gold Stars because they are clueless. They are just robbing a pay check. No ideas and no strategy. That is what they get paid the big money. Just a waist.
If Recruitment & Retention was completely transparent, scanning that QR code on the quarter panel would produce a picture of a fictitious/average CPD “Blue Shirt” being butt fucked by a giant dong emblazoned with the words “what the hell were you thinking”?!?!
Sgt Class postpone
Join CPD ! and earn a chance for tac-tickle 5-11s and a stack of blue cards after 18 months .
There was no recruiting in the early 1970s. You may have had to wait a few years until they announced the test. After you took the test you may have had to wait to be called as the clout people aligned with the politicians were taken care of first. The quotas, (early DEI) came in and destroyed the morale even further. Now not too many want the job. They even lowered the standards. Now they are begging people to take the job. And who caused all this? The Democrat Party did. Remember the Democrats don’t work to help the people, they work to help their party by consolidating power to rule the people. The Chicago Democrat Party owns the mess that they created.
222 2222 back bumper stickers should be on all unmarked take home cars
Used to be I'd see 10 police cars on my way to work, now I see zip unless it's one heading the hell out and back home on the Dan Ryan. What good would ad space be when the cars aren't out and about?
Why would anyone take this job in Chicago... They make it impossible to do your job!! Go to the Feds or burbs.
Tough sell nowadays for a thankless job
Beat tags what a joke! No other department in the world uses them. Have you seen another department with them?
Don't let some boss know that half the cars are without beat tags…they will have a temper tantrum
Beat tags are a joke.
Most of the bigger pd's have dedicated recruiting cars with distinct designs. Just new to you because everything here is woefully behind the times and seriously f****d.
unfortunately, the honor roll graduates from cps can't spell c p d
Just don't tint those windows!
Went to dinner and beat tag got stolen. Did a GOCR and dropped it in the in basket. Sure enough got stopped by inspector who wanted to know where beat tag was. He followed us into the station and the look on his face was priceless when he saw that GOCR.
No one wants to join, no good candidates are hired unless they fit the agenda/check box program/zip code, and they don't want rehires or laterals. They want stupid spineless turd radical progressive gangbanging kids. Glad I'm collecting my paycheck doing nothing but my calls.
The recruiting unit is a joke. If I was thinking about joining this shitty organization and saw the clowns that are the recruiting people I’d walk the other way.
Back in the early 80's, the idea of advertising on marked police vehicles was floated to the rank and file. As I recall, CPD po's made it very clear that we would be just as low as a taxi cab. Thank God this idea was killed.
Amen
Nothing but clutter.
Beat cop, yes. Any other spot, no.
Assman 009 wasn’t smart enough to keep a job at the cook county department of corrections how could he work for Cpd
How much do those markers cost? Are you serious about cutting off somebody's graft? Chicago privileges will be revoked.
They just can’t get the merits right. Postponed another month or more.
I was in San Diego years ago and it had Sergeant on the side of one of the San Diego PD cars. Imagine that in Chicago. He’d be getting chased down the street by a screeching mob yelling, “ I want a white shirt ! “
The Man Who Saw Tomorrow Says:
CPD will remain a running joke and Clown College, until competent Conservative political leadership takes over the city and its Agencies. Those who voted for this trainwreck of an Administration, you wanted it, and you got it, time and time again, so deal with it and don’t complain.
Let me guess...? They can't manage the time to conduct interviews? Or are the law suits kicking in from those that weren't given the chance to take part 2 ? Or is it they still can't figure out what the percentage will be for merit?
Eat on the Beat, Not in the Suburbs.
I was going to correct your spelling of 'waste' but then, I thought about pics I've seen of the gold-star goofs and and realized, "Nope. He's not wrong."
why the fuck did they shut down the lateral and rehire applications? rather get experienced officers than ghetto fuck
Lt test upcoming
There's a program on the station computers that allows you to print up your own beat tag. Just attach it to cardboard, and bingo....
They're only used for scraping ice off the windows.
Why don’t they make beat tags that can’t be removed and have it blue tooth ready to have the numbers implemented according to its beat?! Im retired and remember when we had to hand them in after the tour ended and they were always broken in half because some nitwit put it in the back pockets and sat on it. This would have to be only handled by a sergeant or above because knowing us idiot PO’s everyone would punch in 6969 or something fun like that. Viola!
I'm just robbing a paycheck too.
Is the woman who shot her boyfriend still on the recruiting team? She has a ton of crazy ex stories as most female coppers have. Cpd should release some type of dating drama reality tv show.
I doubt they even show up to work. What does the deputy chief of constitutional policing do on a day to day basis. We need Doge to evaluate these people.
Set up recruiting tables at gang loitering hotspots. We need more diversity. 100k after 3 years is good money and they can always keep track of their opps.
I knew an old timer that carried multiple beat tags from different districts and different unit designators so he always got a break at certain restaurants-ricobenes etc. He was the best
You're obsessed with this guy. You might actually be the loser or have a man crush!
had a sgt. who used to ride us hard about our beat tags, so we just regularly stole his
Don’t understand why beat tags get everyone so riled up. They take literally 5 seconds to put on.
Only that asshole Bigbird would do that
When is the Sgt class coming out! It’s going to be 2 weeks late per Matrix.. how hard is it to go through Merit packages 1) my dad is a boss or 2) I’m a brown nose package!! or 3) watch secretary with knee pads.. asking for a friend!
CPD is such an embarrassment. The trash they are hiring is going to cost the city millions in future lawsuits. Just look at the recruit who was arrested for possession of crack cocaine during scenarios.
Another cheap-ass copper who left crappy tips after being taken care of. CPD is full of those losers. Embarrassing.
i bet that beat tag ends up in someones trophy case by the end of the year
Too bad they took the social media civilian "I design" recuit posters take home car away. You got that right, the social media outreach people work a few hours a day and had a take hime car. I civilian with a police car.
The join cpd beat tag is a false report?
4/21/2025 01:29:48 PM
What if it rains? you mope.
Great training at the academy recently. During a "narcotics street stop" scenario, a recruit was found with real narcotics.
Would today's millennials pass Big Bird's inspection?
There is/was a crackhead in the academy.
I lolled. Loud.
Washington DC
Shhh ! (even though I personally agree, we need those pension payers!)
Because that cost money !
burbs ain’t shit, go to isp
the pictured car has a recruitment design. I hope you’re not a detective
heard you were walking around with your pants unzipped today before rollcall. you’re an odd guy
Stop it already you clowns.. this is no different then the cars at the academy that have beat tags that read training. Obviously this isnt a beat car.. the beat tag to identify what beat the car is ... this best tag identifies it is part of the retention unit which is what the bosses know when they see it .. 99% of the public doesn't know what the numbers or letters in a tag mean so its more for internal identification when used. This was a pretty stupied post .. how about using the same content but posting a picture of all the cars that drive around without a beat tag.
Was this more a signature this unit or the beat tag ?!?
In the early 2000s there was a few Crown Vics that had a new style light bar with the beat in the middle lit up with LEDs that you can change the numbers. Apparently never took off.
Your a fucking moron! Every marked CPD has numbers on it for identification.No need for beat tags!
# on a car and beat tags have different roles you PPO .. beats used to keep the same car for all 3 watches... but then when the car had to go in for service a pool car would be its replacement until fixed, ie why the need for a beat tag. The dept was never up to speed on technology so changing a car # everytime it was changed out for a pool car would have takr to much time and effort, since it couldn't be done on the fly
So.... having a beat tag solved that probelm. Plus the inspectors driving around didnt havr a manifest with the beats and their corresponding car numbers to know where that car should or shouldn't be when they saw it.
Get some time on the job and off the tic tok clown.. so you know wtf to speak and when not to speak
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