Thursday, January 22, 2026

Nice Editing Slum Times (UPDATES)

Evidently, the only thing driving crime this year is police shootings (click for larger versions):


 
 

So out of the twenty-five homicides already this year (per HeyJackass.com), ten of them (forty percent) have been police involved.

Someone ought to have a talk with Larritorious about that. 

UPDATE: the idiots in charge sent an intern back to correct all the errors....or as a democrat would claim, "cover up police crimes."

Here's the link to the corrected version

UPDATE: CWB rips the Slum Times a new one, too:

  • In a remarkable series of errors, the Chicago Sun-Times has published data claiming Chicago police officers have shot and killed 11 people already this year — and felled another in “a police-related stabbing.”

CWB also goes a step further and relates that other websites (many A.I. fueled) "scrape" the information from major outlets and add it to databases that will then falsely report on police shooting numbers.

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69 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now the police are stabbing people to death? Does COPA handle those too?

1/22/2026 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When there is nothing to complain about pick on the police.

1/22/2026 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s why no one reads the nameless paper.

1/22/2026 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All our tax money is stolen from politicians or stolen via fraud by immigrants or welfare this country needs one giant audit and shut this shit down. I figure 8-12% of our money is lost to the fraud that’s why your wallet is extra tight the last 5 years.

1/22/2026 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AI ruins everything.

1/22/2026 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I mean they are pretty busy only writing about ICE and the Bears. Who have times to fact check these days.

1/22/2026 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently everyone forgot to notify the area Dics, IRT, COPA, and all the oversight agencies about all these “police related shootings”. 1800 N Latrobe was a “police related shooting”? That’s super weird. So 2 gang banging mutts run out onto the street in 4K HD and murder a young woman. And not only is it CPDs fault, it was actually in fact cops who killed the girl? Classic chicago media. Completely ignore the fact the murder is caught on 4K high definition video, and just say the cops killed her anyways.

1/22/2026 03:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We do not despise the media enough.

1/22/2026 04:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone really believe or even read the Scum Times anymore??? Dont even give them the time of day!!!

1/22/2026 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to wonder how much readership that rag has 🤔

1/22/2026 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, they do have their “donate” button 🤣🤣

1/22/2026 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Police- related stabbing"...

1/22/2026 06:45:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Will he listen?

1/22/2026 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and maybe the 100 people that actually buy that liberal paper are able to read

1/22/2026 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The slum times the story tellers paper no journalism to be found. Hey slum times watch some videos of Nick Shirley these would be great training videos on how to conduct real journalism. Slum times just another failed paper soliciting people to subscribe for pennies because they can't sell papers, articles or biased stories. The slum times is hanging on there by a thread just kike your every day catholic grammer school.

1/22/2026 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CWB has your back. Chicago Sun-Times falsely reports CPD killed 12 people this year; actual number is zero

https://cwbchicago.com/2026/01/chicago-sun-times-falsely-reports-cpd-killed-12-people-this-year-actual-number-is-zero.html

1/22/2026 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again Trump is right. Fake news!

1/22/2026 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I got to cut ya

1/22/2026 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What ever happened to all the back pay for VRI? I think we’re going on something like 10 or 15 years? If anyone has any information please post. Thanks!

1/22/2026 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical Pravda propaganda from the perennial bird cage liner.

1/22/2026 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry C said:
"Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot."

1/22/2026 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mack the knife says....
Be that change.
Next question.

1/22/2026 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My criminal justice professor would love these slides as it suggests police are the killers, the bad guys. The new social justice curriculum re-educates students making the case that criminals victims and police agencies a civil rights violating rogue organization staffed by homophobes, racists, xenophobes and extremists. The wording on these slides were carefully chosen and are no accident.

1/22/2026 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm. Maybe this donate button thing is a way the Scum-Times can have NGO’s funnel our stolen tax dollars to the rag. This needs some agency like DOGE to “scrutin” further.

1/22/2026 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

President Trump is a true leader as evidence by the decrease in D.C.'s homicide count. President Trump's collaborative initiative and partnership with federal agencies has resulted making the Nation's Capital safe again. The first homicide occurred a couple days ago. Congratulations to our duly elected President for action, not empty political rhetoric the Chicago democrats peddle.

Lets examine the failures of Brandon Johnson. January has tallied 24 homicides, a total of 86 shot. Welcoming the feds would dramatically decrease the increase of these totals but it seems your resistance to federal assistance has led to the deadly murders of black and brown people. Federal law enforcement is a much needed tool you fool. Its time BJ to recognize.



1/22/2026 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could someone in the media please provide the Slum Time's definition of "Police related" to me. Shouldn't every reported crime have police involvement? If for no other reason, just to document what allegedly occurred?

1/22/2026 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CWB Chicago is my paper for objective reporting.

1/22/2026 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a real number was 10x imagine how safe Chicago would be.

1/22/2026 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! It’s all a joke. Unfortunately it’s on us and the public.

1/22/2026 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So true. The politicians and the criminals have us the most hated profession there is.

1/22/2026 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

liars figure, and figures lie...

more bullshit statistics manipulated to promote the black 'n brown man is being disproportionately arrested and kiltd by da policeses narrative...

anything to protect the criminals, conveniently leaving out all the relevant information about what led to pookie getting shot...

fuck the slum times

1/22/2026 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sun-Times reads like a student newspaper since WBEZ took it over. It was always lefty, but it used to be lefty pro-worker kind of stuff. Now it's lefty college professor kind of stuff.

1/22/2026 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A pennysaver has more journalism in it at this point.

1/22/2026 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lot of good advice came out of the early 70's Academy from experienced former field Sergeants. "Don't talk to the news media. They never get it right." 55 years later nothing has changed!

1/22/2026 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Release the BWCs!!!
What are they hiding or covering up?!?!
That's a lot of extra bodies doing admin work for 30 days!!

1/22/2026 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:

All officers and their families should vote against every Democrat just for giving us ILETSB. Disgusting!

1/22/2026 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

None. Pull their NPR funding.

1/22/2026 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gene Roy is a moron and should not be on OUR pension board

1/22/2026 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The DEI contracting is absolutely screwing the taxpayer.

1/22/2026 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The union voted to donate it to the migrant cause

1/22/2026 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That rag wouldn't make good "Ass-wipe"

1/22/2026 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Ari Soglin said...

Thank you for flagging this problem with the Sun-Times violence tracker. Due to a bug in the tracker, some homicides were incorrectly described as having police involvement. The bug was fixed this morning. — Ari Soglin, Interim managing editor-news

1/22/2026 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The scum of the democrat party agit prop apparatus is ramping up. Prepare for what’s coming.

1/22/2026 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone else see the writing on the wall with this ILETSB bullshit?

List and publish all PO certifications so some blue hair, nose ring, police hating pos can go in the system and pull a PO certification(s) so they at best go in unpaid status and at worst get put in no pay status or fired and have to fight to get their job back?

With no due process or legal protections? It sidesteps all legal and fop contractual protections.

This is just another tripwire to fuck over the police.

Anyone that takes this job is nuts. Stay as far away as law enforcement in Illinois and if you are new on the job use tuition reimbursement to get skills that allow you to walk away before you get fucked over by the police haters in this state.

1/22/2026 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Sun Times is written so a 3rd grader could read it. It shows the audience they are after.

1/22/2026 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It ain’t enough need many more

1/22/2026 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just makes me sick on how no one really calls this out. Where is the leadership. We have none.

1/22/2026 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city is not making its full pension payment only half. Will make the other half later. They say there is a cash flow problem. This doesn’t sound good at all. Time for the city to be more transparent to what’s going on. The can being kicked may have finally fallen apart.

1/22/2026 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city lost and has to pay, the union sued for 5% interest on the money if the city drags their feet, the 5% lawsuit is still going.

1/22/2026 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always use my Chinese stars when I do a traffic stop.

1/22/2026 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a paper that should be gone, who is funding this garbage who’s giving them money to keep publishing their four page newspaper

1/22/2026 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city is waiting until everyone affected retires. Or that people will forget.

1/22/2026 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn you don’t hear of a good old fashioned police-related stabbing much these days.

1/22/2026 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn dude you ask in like half the posts.
Just call the union to get the accurate information, doesn’t seem like anyone here has an answer for ya.

1/22/2026 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah Good Luck with that .....

1/22/2026 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sun Times once again demonstrates to one and all that it truly is Ass Wipe.

1/22/2026 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fact checking is not a strong suit of the Slum Times. However, lying, coverups and misinformation is their high bar.

1/22/2026 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They’re making ‘Police Related’ the equivalent of ‘Isolated Incident’ . Both becoming meaningless when used.

1/22/2026 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Asswipe paper.

1/22/2026 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know you’re a simpleton…but iletsb has been around since 1965

1/23/2026 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

High school students doing journalism at the Scum Times. True Journalism is dead n this country...except for (fox News). What happened to the good ol days of Walter Jacobsen and Bill Kurtis, that was investigative reporting.

1/23/2026 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe you should proof read before you send things out..or at best verify everything...asswipe.

1/23/2026 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I retired, it felt really weird not having VRI and managing my investments on my own time. I loved checking that money box. This VRI windfall will go a long way to healing me and I will finally be made whole.

1/23/2026 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never let the truth get in the way of a good lie. That's why the lie is always on the front page IN BIG BOLDFACE PRINT. The truth gets to page ten. In small letters...

1/23/2026 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Low information writing for low information readers(?). I mean if you can look at pictures that counts as being able to read. According to Chicagos Teachers Union that is....

1/23/2026 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too true . But Democrats didn't like DOGE. They found too much too much waste. Fraudsters should be thrown in prison . Deport them if they are non citizens.

1/23/2026 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Public Schools enrollment declining
Chicago Public Schools just put out numbers that should make people pay attention.

1/23/2026 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we assume that the FOP will file a lawsuit on behalf of its members for deformation of character?

1/23/2026 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/22/2026 12:48:47 PM
Was your retraction buried in the middle of the newspaper where nobody would see it, like on about page 5?

1/23/2026 10:54:00 PM  

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