Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
posted by SCC at 6:59 AM
You know what they'd do to him if they caught him in the Middle East. STUMPED? Off with his GOOD LEG! Then the next time he'd have to run off with TWO ! You just can't keep a good one-legged man down! He got a LEG-UP on the competition! Shake a leg? Break a leg? I'm gonna TAKE me a LEG, homes! (who's got a bead on the potential race/demographics on this unipedal usurper?)
If he gets caught he wont have a leg to stand on
I bet he's out there somewhere, kicking ass, or dancing up a storm.