Monday, September 12, 2005

Checking the Stats

20,000 visitors! And we're within 700 page views of 100,000, which we ought to hit sometime tomorrow. Keep reading ladies and gents. We'll have a post up tomorrow telling everyone about our newest publicity generator. Combined with word of mouth by you the readers, we are shooting to have 1,000 visitors a day by the end of the year.

P.S. - Bush boy still owes us a party at his studio apartment for the 10,000th visitor. Perhaps Lefty or Shady would like to have the 20,000th visitor party? Or do you guys want to wait until 50,000? Your call.

UPDATE: Well, we underestimated the time it would take to hit 100,000 page views by a little bit. We hit the magic number before 9pm and haven't looked back since. Thanks again everyone.


Anonymous Bush boy said...

Dude, I sent out the invites! They never got there? I thought you guys were sticking me for the cost of 10 pizzas because I forgot the "vegan special." I'll reschedule shortly, I promise.

9/12/2005 03:56:00 PM  
Blogger Shadi said...

(is there more than one cybernaut helming the "we" of your "ship"?) Frankly I'm too fat, lethargic & run-down to even think about partying right now... and I can't do a thing with my hair! Some cold tasty Weiss Bier might sway me... we should have a quick combo party and benefit "red v. blue" 16" softball game (before it's cold & rainy) for the poor P.O.'s who just passed away this past week, if not the NOLA arrivals... could become a "sister city" / 16"-inch ambassadorship to the South! Maybe piggy-back on the "Cominsky" CPD vs. NYPD Baseball battle- have a 12-inch and 16-inch game after the league-ball is over... (did it happen already?)

The Triple Chinned Shady-
Stick figure with a belly that shakes like jelly!

9/12/2005 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

I know I can get the room at Communist Party headquarters and book store in 3300 block of S. Halsted. I'll spring for the first two pizzes if you give the word.

Shady, I think, will buy the next two, cheese only though probably. BB brings the "pop" and we're set.

Bush supporters don't worry, I'll escort you from the building to your SUV's and Rolls'.

9/12/2005 04:59:00 PM  
Blogger 1096 said...

i'll bring the beer but shady and left is best need to bring there own "herb" maybe phil could announce the new chief of patrol at the party. I heard Kalackey has a shot. (hope I didnt butcher the spelling)

9/12/2005 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Les Rumowski said...

Kolachkies! I LOVE those! Apricot, Prune and Pecan??? I will be there ASAP! Who's bringin' da pierogis and kapusta? Nostrovia!!!

9/12/2005 07:10:00 PM  
Blogger Shadi said...

Dear Bloggmeister -

(posting here so the latest thread stays virgin for the rest of the troops!)

Good idea with the cards- hope to see them when I go back... (hold some in reserve in case some grouchy white shirts or bitter p.o.'s try to sh@tcan them!)

"Suggestion Box" time...

Love the funny pics... include some as much as possible. To really get the CPD "mindshare/pageviews" you gotta make it juicy and fun! More best/worst lists- i.e. best/worse p.o., fto, district, area, neighborhood, tact team, best/worst quote/police sayings... (or most/least lists, biggest dog/whore/gigolo/clout baby)

We need a suggestion box type thread to encourage good new ideas/rag on current bad ones

And maybe more general open threads when some get dead too quickly- or when 3 to 5 people request a new one...

Actual contests of some sort might be fun- even if the are just for "virtual" prizes!

And more chips and red pop ;-P Keep up the good work!

9/13/2005 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Rockwell Hall" is open for you at no cost. Frank Collins will pick up the tab!

Marquette Park location and the building is reinforced.


W.P. Rally

9/13/2005 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worst poster--Shady O'Grady. Don't you have some other outlet to get your much needed attention? BTW, you were blowing hard about being on the gang team but what is 2307H? What are your duties? Please to explain.

9/13/2005 08:12:00 AM  
Blogger Shadi said...

"You LIKE me- you REALLY like me"!!! Let's just do it and elope already- I'll tell you ANYTHING with your legs wrapped around me... xoxoxo

9/13/2005 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2307H is the Montrose Harbor gay rodeo car. It's his job to make sure suburban married males aren't harassed while enjoying one another's pleasures in their mini-vans. Basically he keeps the kids and yuppies out of the park so the guys can ass pump. I hear he gets taken care of very well.

9/13/2005 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous casa blanca said...

Not quite correct- but damn funny! Extra points for xenophobic inspiration! A special "H"ug for your (dare I say) homophobic derrière! Spoken like one who truly knows just where to "park and ride" alond Simonds Drive to "take in" some of the action!

Salute! Bartender- another drink for our stalker- give them whatever they want, on us- cigarettes, coffee, condoms, lubricant, mouthwash, bandages, etc...

9/14/2005 04:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Our" stalker? Does that refer to all your personalities?

9/14/2005 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous not too late 2 end the hate said...

You may hate me- but the Lord Our Savior loves both of us- and all of you... step into His Light with me and reject Satan's dark cluches around our hearts!

Through CHRIST all things are possible! Hallejullah!

The Seven Contrary Virtues:
humility, kindness, abstinence, chastity, patience, liberality, diligence.

Practicing these virtues is alledged to protect one against temptation toward the Seven Deadly Sins: humility against pride, kindness against envy, abstinence against gluttony, chastity against lust, patience against anger, liberality against greed, and diligence against sloth.

PRAISE THE LORD- and have mercy on our wicked souls sweet Jesus!

9/14/2005 04:29:00 PM  

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