Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
posted by SCC at 9:21 AM
John Thomas may as well never have been on this job. I fear he was the last of his kind. Accountability and micromanaging has replaced human decency and taking care of our own. Once down this road, there's no way back. Now we manage by statistics, and to hell with the individual copper and his street knowledge. Its amazing any of us were even able to start our squad cars before Fat Phil showed up and dictated how it should be done. There's always been bullshit on this job and it seemed to slowly increase, but its turned into a fucking circus in the last two years. Hillard with his constant finger-pointing at street coppers and his apologizing to the media for our conduct on a daily basis was bad enough. But when Fatso got the job my heart just sank. I worked for him when he was a lt. and I knew we were all about to become a bunch of miserable motherfuckers. John Tomas was the only boss I ever heard use the word morale. I feel sorry for coppers hired in the last few years. They think this is how it should be. I keep doing my job the way I always did because its the only way I can survive mentally. I feel like POW just looking for quiet victories.
Well, who's the new commander of 016?
Main and Speilman are just sucking up to the big bosses so they can be their "unnamed source" in some future story. The guys at the bottom of the ladder can't give them the big scoop.
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Another example of the Propogantist media led by the likes of lefty and sweet baby ray, hiding out at 35th Street.
Captain Ralph Price will be the new commander of 016. Lt. Shelia Magnus will be the new Tact Lt.
the day skelator becomes the permanent cmdr of 016 is when you see a mass exudus from 016!!
At noon, WGN-TV news reported that da mare has signed two executive orders, one of which establishes the "WHISTLEBLOWER HOTLINE" by dialing 3-1-1.I submit that the disingenuous Daley is "the fox guarding the chicken coop."
seriously, has a new commander of 016 been picked, I know it's not Price...
Tommy Franks my ass !!! He's such a great planner he got himself all drunk and fell into a boat up in Lake Geneva, tearing up two ACLs. Mauer thinks he's the smartest guy in the department maybe because for all those years Neil was buying blowheart Jim all those drinks and telling him that General Patton was the smartest guy in the department. The only thing Neil coudl do was make those videos for the "round table" promotion parties where they all get together and tell each other how wonderful and intelligent they all are and everyone else that isn't a member of their little club is a jerk. It's funny how these guys have the balls to equate themselves with real military heroes, first Patton and now General Tommy Franks.God help this city if it is going to depend on another lackey to plan for our safety
Its Magnus.. for real!! The department whats to care its image to a short, fat, lesbian police force.. just like Uncle Phil.
How did you know phil is a lesbian?
A 74-year-old Chicago paving contractor who admitted buying asphalt stolen from the city and using it to pave two church parking lots was sentenced today to five years' PROBATION and 90 days' of home monitoring, CLTV reported.Willie Brown also was ordered to pay $6,600 in restitution, the value of the stolen asphalt, during a sentencing hearing this afternoon before U.S. District Judge Ruben Castillo. Brown and three co-defendants must split the cost of the restitution.Brown pleaded guilty June 30 to buying several loads of stolen asphalt at a deep discount from drivers in the city's Hired Truck Program.The drivers would take asphalt intended for city work and sell it to Brown for $350 per truckload, compared with its actual value of close to $600 per load, prosecutors have said. The churches were unaware that they were receiving stolen asphalt.
Once again Maurer was not properly quoted. He said that Sullivan was the Johnny Walker Red of the Chicago Police Department, not Tommy Franks.
so tommy franks is not the johnny walker red of the police department? did mauer mean sullivan smelled like johnny walker red? that mauer had so much to drink that sullivan was begining to look like a bottle of johnny walker red, hallucinating in a drunken stupor like in the old tom & jerry cartoons? is calling someone johnny walker red an insult or compliment?now that the drunks in the police department are fanning out to other city departments, it is only a matter of time before the city grinds to a halt. just in time for richie to jump off and make his getaway. all we'll be left holding are a bunch of worthless challenge coins. citizens of chicago, the next drink is on us.
Please tell me they did not make Ralph Price a commander!
I expect the commander spot to go to one of the connected captains who didn't (or won't have) the college requirement.
Is that berber that sullivan wears?
Phil has given out more undeserved gold stars than my kindergarten teacher. How many more jobs could he possibly invent? How dare Maurer even in jest pull that PATTON Bull shit, and This Tommy Franks shit, That is as pathetic a comparison as his rug is to real hair. Maurer never fought in a war, and neither did Sullivan. They should stick to shit that they know something about, like finding the right ass to kiss on the way up the ladder.
There is nothing lower than people who act like they are veterans, or try to allude that they are veterans when in fact they are not. A veteran is a veteran, and this department rates them so highly that service points are gone, never to return. Yeah we love our veterans. Mauer should be ashamed of himself, even the dog looked embarrased
So they haven't named a new commander of 016 or what?
How long have you been on the job? New Commanders aren't made the day one ;eaves.
Disgusting that they compare these guys (who wouldn't be sgt's in a real dept) to military leaders such as patton and franks. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. How about Larry, Curly, Moe, or Laurel and Hardy.
Who would want to be commander of a bunch of goodfornothin bitches like the pos in 016? And that Magnus is a REAL militant lezbo, man hater.....
There nothing but a bunch of fat stank hoes. The only time that you see them is either going to or coming from a restaurant. Rarely on a hot call!
Then you must not work in 016. There are plenty of PO's who work. In fact most of the PO's in 016 came from a real district. We do have quite a few PO's who came to retire with their big 3 years on the job too.Now, if you wanna talk about the dinosaurs holding out for more pension, we have PLENTY of them. Sad really. I will never be that old and still on this job.FTR, I have almost 15 years on the job and did 10 of them in a "real" district, and still do plenty of work.
Are you saying that you are or arn't one of the 16th District stank hoes?
16 is the only district in the city that has two 250 pound white broads in almost every squad car and they all look alike.
Did someone see the Olson Twins, Mary Kate and Ashley in 16?
Neil "Rugs" Sullivan and the "rug munchers". Sounds like a singing group instead of a chicago police district. What a disgrace...
With all these alternate life style females po's in 16 and and everywhere else on the job, I long for the good old days when a policewoman worth her salts could suck the chrome off of a bumper hitch.