Sunday, October 30, 2005

OK, this is just getting silly now

Sylvester Stallone, who did more to brand Vietnam veterans as whacked out loners and smoldering volcanoes of potential violence, has announced plans to make a FOURTH Rambo movie. Whoever is feeding this guy the overly moldy mushrooms, KNOCK IT OFF! We had trouble enough coming up with punchlines for his announcement of a sixth Rocky movie.

Quick! Who's going to make the next sequel that no one will ever see? Star Trek VII: The Search for Scotty? Sulu's Adventures on the Planet of the Amazons? How about Star Wars VII: Give George Lucas your Money? Or maybe Indiana Jones IV: An Incredibly Hot 20-something Archeologist that Digs Fossils like Harrison Ford? Are there NO original ideas in hollywood anymore?

15 Comments:

Anonymous leftisthebest said...

Is that a subtle slam on George Takei (Sulu) who this week "came out of the closet" before he was outted in a magazine?

10/30/2005 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"To go where no man has gone before"

Is that a reference to the gay male first experience? Poor Sulu
why did he wait so long?

How about "Rocky Ten" where Rock fights St. Peter to enter the gates of heaven? St. Pete could be played by Bill Cosby and every box of "Jiffy pop" purchased comes with a side of denture cream to hold the teeth in place.

10/30/2005 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous crimefile said...

Co-star Richard Carena (the Colnel) told me (laughing)that he was ready to do another film but Sly was too old. Carena died two months later. He was a good guy...

10/30/2005 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous crimefile said...

I met Mr. Sulu at a film function about a year ago. I heard an unmisakable voice behind me and it was him. I would have never have guessed he was a fairy.

10/30/2005 12:18:00 PM  
Blogger BATHROOM WALL ? said...

...( S C E N E T H R E E )

(SULU & CHEKOV in life & death battle against a Romulan Giant Penisaurus-)

(SULU) "Mr. Chekov- Set Your Phasers to "BUNS"

(CHEKOV)"Yes Sir!"

(Sound Effect- PHASER BLAST)

(SULU) "Mr. Chekov- IT'S SO HOTTT! HOLD ON- I'M COMINGGGG!"

(CHEKOV)"Da- Me Too My Tovar-Dish!"

(SPOCK- {observing on screen from U.S.S. Enterprise bridge}) "Fascinating! If I had a Hammer like THAT...Logic be Damned!"


- in THE END -

Roll End Credits and Theme- sung by Captain James Tiberius Kirk in Lt. Uhura's Blouse and Mini-Skirt!)

10/30/2005 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How about all of you that have taken the Fitness Test this year for your $250.00 award.
Did you pass or fail?
There's a Sgt. in the Academy, apparently with friends that work in the Gym, who passed the Fitness Test without taking it! 6'3", 400 lbs. and passed the Fitness Test! No he's NOT in shape. He was limited duty due to a heart condition until he learned he was going to be promoted to Sgt. Miraculously, he recovered from his heart condition to become promotted.
Now he passes the Fitness Test in order to be awarded with $250.00. My question is: Who were the testers, were they wearing glasses when he showed up?
Who was the Inspector that oversaw him taking the Fitness Test?
NO WAY that this Sgt. could have passed ANY PART of the Fitness Test!
Hello anybody working in IAD?

10/29/2005 11:44:10 AM

10/30/2005 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hello anybody working in IAD?
"

I thought that test was supposed to be monitored by an Inspector, or at least a supervisor from Auditing and Internal Control.

By the way, IAD doesn't just go out and investigate rumors. If you have a complaint, then step up, become the complainant and don't try to make someone else do your dirty work! Everyone hates IAD, but no one thinks about the fact that they don't start the investigations, they only follow up on the complaints made, usually BY YOUR CO-WORKERS!

I spent a little time down there a while back and most of you would be disgusted by the amount of copper-on-copper complaints that come in! I sure was disgusted!

Not only that, but a complaint that the investigator is hoping to make a Not-Sustained or Unfounded ends up Sustained because one of the witness P.O.'s tells a completely different story than everyone else. But IAD gets accused of "f*cking" everyone. I never understood that one.

10/30/2005 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please don't post your "fat fitness sgt." beef in every thread. I know this is the driving force of your life, but relax; if people care they will comment. I, for one, don't care. I can only care about so many things and some sgt. scamimg $250 is at the bottom of my list. I'm a lot more concerned about patronage promotions and out corrupt union.

10/30/2005 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want one of those stinkin exlax watches Paulie had.

10/30/2005 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was hoping for a test that we can all have an even chance at. How about finding your car in Dugan's parking lot after closing in less than 3 minutes. Then find the key hole without scratching your door, or finding the right house when you get on your block. What you guys think anyhoo?

10/30/2005 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Star Trek VII? Would probably be a smash hit with some of the major dorks and rubbers that visit this site.

And to 12:18...A "film function"? I smell knob!! Wouldn't happen to be a trekky convention now would it? PUT DOWN YOUR PHASER AND GET A GRIP....go help mom with dinner or something. Same goes to 12:47! (nice script)

10/30/2005 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Rambo IV could work with the right script. I read one idea online that said it might be somrthing like hes leading a bunch of kids with high tech stuff, but when the technology fail she shows them how to get by his way. If sean connery can pull it off in The rock which was a good movie, Sly could do it. As long as the script is right.

10/30/2005 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

howard Stern has the funniest takei sound bits, I had to pull over i was laughing so hard.

10/31/2005 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 11:28 Didn't like that test. How about going to work doing your job, and not whinning about it all night long. You may want to pick up a newspaper and learn of the many people laid off from their jobs everyday, and nobody gives a shit. Of course in your case get someone to read the paper to you

11/01/2005 03:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea with your iQ you would have been laid off mentality of an assembly line worker or wal mart greeter.

no self esteem huh

11/01/2005 04:50:00 AM  

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