Quick Hits and Things we've Heard
For a Wednesday morning:
- The two-year-old who shot the four-year-old? Seems the gun they're charging the uncle with might not be the gun used to shoot the child. The gun recovered was a Tec-9, but the uncle says the gun used in the shooting was tossed in a dumpster.
- sun-times coverage of yesterday's shooting at 49th/Drexel. The same link takes you to the opening of the Federal class-action lawsuit alleging that CPD Detectives held people unconstitutionally for over four hours sometimes, to which we reply, "hahahahahahaha."
- If this guy wasn't named Juventino Vallejo-Camerena, we would have assumed it was Stanley Karplotski. "Quickly, return me to Warsaw!" Where did he think he was going to go anyway?
- And we don't know about you, but we always thought the smurfs deserved to get bombed. We mean, you have this village of blue people, only one woman among all of them, singing that annoying song, with weird names like Papa, Brainy, Dorky, Dumbass, etc. Someone needed to bomb these creatures. More links here and here. This lovely piece of film brought to you by (guess who?) the United Nations Childrens Fund! Your tax dollars at work.