Thursday, October 13, 2005

You are Free to Leave

Bwahahahahahaha! Read this link. Hahahahaha, oh lordy.

And we've got some swampland in Louisiana we'd like to sell you. Really. No, it doesn't flood that often. Yes, it's a little below sea level, but that adds to the charm.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let these mutts leave, who gives a shit?! It is so tiring attempting to get info from these jag-offs when someone gets popped. They all want to whoop-n-holler, fall to the ground crying and yelling like they are striving for an Emmy, yell at us for not going to catch the bad guy or giving CPR to joe drug dealer, then we ask the bystanders who are all milling around sipping on their plastic cups criticizing CFD, "Did anyone see anything?"...not a peep. F-THEM! Throw 'em the VIN and be up.

Though I do feel for the detectives, will make the job more difficult and even more ridiculous lawsuits will no doubt ensue.

10/13/2005 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Real Crime Reporter said...

Another fine story from the "CRIME REPORTER". Good job Frank. Pretty hard finding all those lawsuits to copy information from. Find a criminal, will you please.

How about a nice story about all those "witnesses" that don't say a damn word to the police when they see something 'cause Junebug laying there dead won't be bringing home the bacon anymore.

Even better, shove a camera in their face and let's see the "Springer Episode" come to life. Get the "Honor Roll" ribbon and Eigth grade photo ready.

10/13/2005 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GREAT! another training video. i hope they have elvin boone in this one too....."you are muthafuckin' free to muthafuckin' leave my man.....MUTHAFUCKA!"

10/13/2005 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should be part of the new policy, that we tell them that after they leave, the bad guy will be walking out behind them, because he will be free to leave also.

10/13/2005 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DeAndre Baber, age 16, has been charged as an adult with murder in the beating death of 60-year old Frank Sedevic, a pizza deliveryman in Markham.

10/14/2005 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is to BAD that the easy thing for so many coppers to say the jagoff in New Orleans was just a poor old man.He's a piece of shit that they were trying to control for arrest purposes. He was resisting the entire time.While standing and while on the ground.But, then how many of "poor old man" group have made an arrest involving a physical confrontation? You would have to leave the scene call the real police. FUCK all you NO-BALLs

10/14/2005 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:53, can you repeat that please, this time in English?

10/14/2005 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah guy, you're the only one here who does police work...keep telling yourself that....all your surveillance pinches and one baggers don't add up to shit.

10/14/2005 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who would want to be a detective on this shit department anyways? I have an idea dont clear up any homicides or crimes( i think area 3 already does this).....See what happends then.....

10/14/2005 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy, I'm almost happy I didnt get into one of those Det test study groups, and ended up getting a bad score!

Why would you want to be a Det??

10/14/2005 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but that Boone comment above was god damn HYSTERICAL!!! I like the guy a lot, but I've never heard anyone, anywhere pack so many curse words into one sentence during a normal conversation! ha ha ha

10/14/2005 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Citizens get the police they want.

10/14/2005 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many want to bet that the 0653 poster cries about how he is always getting fucked by OPS after he beats the crap out of someone else's handcuffed prisoner? Moron.

10/14/2005 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the 12:27:05 PM Poster:
You never met P.O. Larry Race then. He swore every other word! And it was always hysterical to listen to him!

10/14/2005 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was at A/1 range a while back, when Boone came in. I didn't know who he was at the time. Every other word out of his mouth was M-F and A-H. It wasn't funny, it was disgusting. I described him to someone in my district and he knew right away who it was.

Ever since then, I've mead a concerted effort to watch my swearing (especially since my mom yelled at me once for swearing too much).

10/15/2005 05:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mothafuckin' cocksuckers, show respect. Elvin Boone is about to replace Pat Camden.

10/15/2005 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt Boone ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

10/15/2005 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

boone is a tool. it shows your lack of education to have to swear every other word to try and get a point across.

I love a range instructor who talks and talks about shootings but has only been in two that he has mentioned and both have been off-duty and questionable...did he even hit anyone?

10/15/2005 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember hearing that Boone shot a gang banger in 021 while off-duty and heard he'd shot others. He can shoot well enough to back up that mouth of his, but I heard that PO's who had worked for him complain that they got tired of him cussing them out daily.

10/18/2005 03:11:00 AM  

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