Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Gee, Who Saw This One Coming?

Mearday arrested again for dealing drugs (registration may be required at the Trib site). Wow. Maybe he was just trying to make ends meet until his big settlement came through? Now he's facing 15 years in the pen. DuPage County has very little sense of humor in these cases, so hopefully they go for the max. Maybe they can fine him $1.75 million dollars in a little jab at poetic justice?

Is anyone down at city hall or corporation counsel wiping egg off their faces? Or did they have their sense of shame removed along with their spines and balls when they joined up?

46 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

POLICE HARASSING PEOPLE

The Toronto Police Services board ran an e-mail forum - a question and
answer exchange with the topic being "Community Policing."

One of the civilian email participants posed the following question:
"I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to
continually
harass people and get away with it?"

From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) Sgt Berezowski a cop
with
a sense of humor (or reality) replied:

"First of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy. In Toronto we
average
one cop for every 600 people. Only about 60% of those cops are on
general
duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of our
harassing. The rest are in non harassing departments that do not allow
them
contact with the day to day innocents. And at any given moment, only
one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty and available for harassing
people while the rest are off duty.


So, roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000
residents.

When you toss in the commercial, business, and tourist locations that
attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where
a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.
Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives
a cop one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a
second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass.

This is not an easy task. To be honest, most cops are not up to this
challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring. What we do is
utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people that we can
realistically harass.

The tools available to us are as follows:

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to
focus on a person for special harassment. "My neighbor is beating
his wife" is a code phrase we often use. This means we'll come out
and give some special harassment. Another popular one is, "There's
a guy breaking into a house" or "So and so is standing on his porch
with a gun." The harassment team is then put into action.

CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They
like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or
no drivers license and the like. It's lots of fun when you pick them
out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light.

Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they
have drugs in the car, are drunk, or have an outstanding warrant.

RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police
officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like
a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass
them for hours.

STATUTES: When we don't have PHONE or CARS and have nothing better to
do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass
folks. They are called "Statutes"; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Act,
Liquor Act, etc... They all spell out all sorts of things for which
you can really mess with people. After you read the statute, you can
just drive around for awhile until you find someone violating one of
these listed offences and harass them. Just last week I saw a guy
smash a car window. Well, there's this book we have that says that's
not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy. It isa
really
cool system that we have set up, and it works pretty well.

I seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get
away
with it. Why? Because for the good citizens who pay the tab, we keep
the
streets safe for
them.

Next time you are in my town, give me a single finger wave. That's
another
code phrase!

12/13/2005 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow- never heard that one before.

12/13/2005 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was the p.O. taken out of the Medical section in handcuffs by IAD today? I saw a sgt with long hair and beard and an older guy with white hair walk in with inspector hootie and then they walked out with the guy cuffed behind his back, went straight to a waiting unmarked and zipped off into the sunset.

Cracking down on medical roll abuse or what? YIKES!

12/13/2005 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get him Birkett!!

12/13/2005 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fucking loser

12/13/2005 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Birkett better set an example here or his county is going to turn into Engelwood

12/13/2005 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit, that's awesome!!!

Hopefully is was some southside dog who got what's coming to him.

Oh well, whoever it is, will probably get thier job back with backpay. What a great department we got, huh?

12/13/2005 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

probably something domestic related. no way a medical abuser will get carted away in cuffs.

12/13/2005 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was probably another one of those 025 cops driving drunk running red lights, hitting people or crashing cars.....

12/13/2005 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That P.O. is in 001 right now. They are holding lineups. He is Hispanic. Don't know what it's about, but it must be some bad shit! They don't hold lineups for Domestics. Or Medical Abuse.

12/13/2005 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Now where da goot reverents at. Dey all wundrin how dey gunn gets jeramiah mearadonkey out a dis wunt. It always reverts back to the roots. I wonder if those glendale hts police will get fired now?

12/13/2005 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEE, How did mearday get off on his lawsuit arrest before, was it a poor case report made when he was (beaten with flashlites) or just bad police work?

12/13/2005 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was comyoonitee presha. He got the beating he deserved.

12/13/2005 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

????????????????????????????????????

12/13/2005 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:38, you are an idiot.

12/13/2005 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually, I thought 1:38 was right on the money....

12/13/2005 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Brokeback Mountain," the story of two cowboys grappling with their love for each other, was the top Golden Globe contender Tuesday, picking up seven nominations, including best dramatic picture.


Now, an independent filmmaker, in conjunction with the Chicago Police Department, prepare to release the story of a group of
young male officers (also known as two year wonders) as they agonize between the love for each other and the love for their job:

BROKEDICK UNIT !

Starring:

The members of SOS and TRU !

Co-Starring:

The members of 008 and 016 !

Special appearance by:

The female officers who went to
Washington, D.C. !!!

Limited Release for the holidays-
General Release in 2006.

12/13/2005 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one !

12/13/2005 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank You. As the Academy likes to say:

For Your Consideration.

12/13/2005 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to MEARDAY?

12/13/2005 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see it now: his attorney will be on TV claiming that this is obviously a conspiracy that has now spread to other Departments and that his client will never be safe again. We should immediately give him $50 million for pain and suffering and his own island to assure that no more white police officers can harrass this innocent child of god!


Opps...I just threw up on my keyboard...

12/13/2005 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any word on the copper getting hooked out medical?Thats a thread we need here of when coppers get stripped or arrested.

12/13/2005 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A couple of years ago it was the BLACK OSCARS. " Yea you know, like Hallie and my man Denzel took that shit right up from the man." Now this year is the GAY OSCARS. Every cocksucking faggot is gonna be watching the Oscars and Hollywood is going to push this "Oh it's so normal to be gay" bullshit down our throats. (no pun intended).

12/13/2005 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous hannibal lecher said...

Don't be homophobic. While I bite my tongue not to laugh, they are so funny. As far as I'm concerned, I wish the overwhelming majority of the male population was gay--not that there's anything wrong with that.

Just think of all the opportunities to satiate your lust with your choice of all those frustrated nubile hotties.

Life is good!

12/13/2005 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 8:21, relax! You're obviously a misogynistic, homophobic racists, who still lives in your mommie's house. Go live in a cave and let the rest of live in these enlightened times in peace!

12/13/2005 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP and Bella suck. He was the biggest sellout of the FOP inside guys. Bella makes $115,000 a year while Theil, Comito and Murphy hsd to get other jobs. However, the FOP does not want the membership to know what the FOP salaries are? Put the FOP salaries, duty availability, union allowance and all other expeditures in the newsletter. What is the problem?

12/13/2005 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Sir DONKEY said...

I thought this thread was about MEARDAY.......Bella beat you in the last election? Why you singling him out? His COCK bigger then yours? I thought so-BITCH.
Your lucky BURKE ain't around anymore...

12/13/2005 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous DONKEY KONG said...

09:05:01- YOUR A LITTLE BITCH! Why bring those officers into this thread? Your a fucking TROLL. LIKE your mother.

12/13/2005 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BELLA is GOOD people. A coppers cop.

12/13/2005 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a lesbian in a man's body. Speaking of gay or lesbian, if you're gay or lesbian, I don't give a shit! I don't know why anyone else does either.

12/13/2005 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was the p.O. taken out of the Medical section in handcuffs by IAD today? I saw a sgt with long hair and beard and an older guy with white hair walk in with inspector hootie and then they walked out with the guy cuffed behind his back, went straight to a waiting unmarked and zipped off into the sunset.

-----------------------------------

Here’s the Story..

Stupid… Stupid…Stupid…

Copper in 013 locks up a guy, takes $200 dollars AND CREDIT CARS (DUHHH!) Then he goes to Target and Toys R’ Us and purchases GIFT CARDS with the credit cards that he stole!! (DOUBLE DUH!) AND is seen doing so in FULL FUC%ING UNIFORM!!! .. He is now in Central Detention Lockup awaiting CBC.

Anyone willing to give this guy a benefit?? Give ‘em some gift cards from Joe Roddy, Attorney at Law.

12/13/2005 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BELLA is GOOD people. A coppers cop.

12/13/2005 09:24:53 PM

Nigga please! That fat fuck is going to drop from a heart attack anyday now and the only ones grieving him will be his minions in 025 who still worship the ground he walks on.

12/13/2005 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your a fucking asshole. Why would you wish a heart attack on anyone?

12/13/2005 11:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least Mearday will go to JAIL for a long time in DuPage County. Unlike Cook County, they administer Justice in a swift and timely manner. And the Justice dealt is not meant to coddle the criminals. No more probation for you Jeremiah.

12/13/2005 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SO DAT BE WHAT SEISER SAYS?

12/14/2005 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Not_a_bosses_kid said...

CLTV News related that the P.O. taken out in handcuffs from the medical section is an 11 yr veteran, assigned to the wagon in 013. He allegedly took cash and credit cards from an arrestee and then went Christmas shopping throughout the city-spending nearly $1600.00.He also was captured on surveillance video making the purchases. Rumor is other officers may be involved also. Sad..because it gives all hard working 013 district coppers a black eye!

12/14/2005 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor is other officers may be involved also.....

No, dumbass from 013 did it all on his own. Can't say the same for the 018th district guy.

12/14/2005 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Theres a hard working copper in 013??? hmmmmm....

12/14/2005 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope, the neighborhood got cleaned up from the shithole that it was all on its own. Moron.

12/14/2005 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are Meardays lawyers still waiting for their money????

12/14/2005 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yuppies and economics cleaned up a good portion of 013.

12/14/2005 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous HEEHAW!!! said...

Sir Donkey, I think I love you.
Always,
Mr. Ed

12/15/2005 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Joe The StreetSweeper said...

Actually I cleaned-up most of 013!

12/15/2005 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's been a while since someone cut on TRU, SOS and 016. Good to know we still have assholes on here. Loser.

12/16/2005 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Murphy got fucked....
Theil and Comido, poor dicisions and/or poor paper. Definitely poor supervisors.
but, Murphy got fucked.

12/18/2005 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Theil and Comido....should have paid the toll!

12/21/2005 10:55:00 PM  

<< Home

Newer Posts.......................... ..........................Older Posts