New Job Offer
Among the papers turned up in a cave in Afghanistan was a stack of job applications for al-Qaeda. That's right - job applications. And according to the Miami Herald (via Michelle Malkin) Jose Padilla's was among the applications recovered. The full document (and translation for those of you who don't read arabic) is at this link here.
For everyone else who wants to read something funny, Captain's Quarters has a new and improved al-Qaeda application here. Among the humorous stuff:
For everyone else who wants to read something funny, Captain's Quarters has a new and improved al-Qaeda application here. Among the humorous stuff:
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Reason For Interest In al-Qaeda (circle all that apply):
a. Hatred for everything Western, except those hot babes on Baywatch
b. Suicidal impulse but lacking the skills to carry it out
c. Inability to get women to date me
d. Want to travel and see the world before I realize my ambition to destroy it
e. Having 72 inexperienced young girls later sounds better than dealing with one nagging woman now
Anyone else have a list of job skills necessary to join al-Qaeda?
posted by SCC at 12:45 PM
16 Comments:
being first is overrated....
Where are the bleeding and loving hearted Dummycrats that wanted him cherged or freed???? The poor Latin king son of an illegal alien. Piece of CHIT!
Time to grow up lefty.
I hate to think that you were an alias of Shady O'Grady. I miss your attacks on "lefty," and the defense of the greatest American president in our life.
Is there a merit section on those applications?
I say charge the bastard with treason and lets break out our best hangn' rope.
Dear leftisthebest:
Fuck you!
Respectfully,
me
The RePUKEAGAIN once again are getting out in front of the ball with their let's make up the laws as we move on. The U S Attorney is already fudging on prosecuting this guy on some of the more serious charges......now if the U S Attorney Offices drop those charges, will they be able to justify keeping this guy incarcerated for the lenght of time that they have....or is this going to end up some lawyers "PAY DAY".....it's been over 3 years, its time for them to get this shyt right, they have had enough time for mass hysteria and confusion. This guy is either an evil doer or another stupid american caught up in international politics
God Bless President Bush! He's fighting a valiant war on terror that NO ONE before him, including me, had the balls to fight. Thank God WE have a President who knows what to do and is unafraid to do it despite the best efforts of the left and those who endlessly attack him and place the welfare of their party ahead of the welfare of the United States. I must agree with the previous poster that called OUR President the greatest American President in our lifetime. I firmly believe that history will show that to be true provided we do not allow the leftists to re-write history to suit their own political agenda.
11:59:44
Try again, thats not even cute. Surely someone with your mental capacity can come up with something better and more original than that. But thanks anyway. You know what they say, imitation is the greatest form of flattery.
simple truth
PEARL HARBOR ATTACKED = WAR
TWIN TOWERS ATTACKED=umm well go look for them but dont step on anyones toes or offend anyone. cant we just all talk this out?
when the wolf is at the door who you going to call? another "tree hugger?"..sit down make some tea and work it out? ..LOL...
think the Dinosaurs did the same thing...?...
OLIVER nORTH, ONE OF AMERICA'S GREAT FIGHTING MEN TOLD BILL CLINTON YEARS AGO, "I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF THE DEVIL AND HIS NAME IS OSSAMA bIN LADEN". WE NEED TO TAKE HIM OUT.
PUSSY DEMOCRATS DID NOTHING AND HENCE WORLD TRADE CENTER TRAGEDY.
WE NEED TO TEACH THE WORLD DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA!
First you need to know what you're talking about. Oliver North said that about Abu Nidal.
I thought North said that about Gore? Or was it Kerry? I'm a bit confusimikated.
I'm no fan of Bush,but here are the facts as I see them;WTC and Pentagon attacked,Investigation reveals Al Quida operatives under the command of Osama Bin Laden based in Afghanistan are responsible.American forces invade,defeat Taliban,put Al Quida on the run.Install democratic government,establish free elections.(All with the help of other nations and the U.N)In my opinion,great job by our military,good call by the President.U.N. weapon inspectors leave Iraq,unsubstantiated claims of "weapons of mass destruction" in the posession of Sadam Hussien.Mass military mobilization in Kuwait,presentation by Sec of State theorizing where "alleged" weapons are being hidden.American weapons inspector Ritter stating there is no evidence of weapons and presenting scientific facts to substantiate his claim.Ritter villiified by administration.Troops invade Iraq,Saddam deposed,government toppled,anarchy reigns,insurgency emerges,looting muder,chaos.U.S.Military occupies Iraq,battles insurgency,Attepts to form democratic government betweeen Shites,Sunnis,&Kurds.Insurgecy uses suicide bombers to kill military personnel,Iraqi officials & citizens.Over 2,000 U.S. deaths,30,000 Iraqi deaths and counting.In my opinion,Great job by our military under terrible circumstances,Bad call by the President and a waste of taxpayer dollars and American lives.
And Donald Rumsfeld sucks a big D!%*
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