Sunday, January 01, 2006

Quick Hits - New Years Edition

We hope everyone came through in one piece. Who has the info on the first homicide of the year? And a comparison of 2005 vs 2004? In the mean time, let's all see if we can make a resolution to stay on topic more often than not.
  • More Federal investigations? And the State government this time? Golly, who'd have thunk Illinois politics could be so corrupt? If we were an up and coming Feeb trainee, we's ask for a posting here as it seems to be the hotbed of activity aside from DC itself.
  • When was the last time you heard about someone questioned in an investigation dictating the terms of their own deposition? We're sure it happens occassionally, but we'll also bet it only happens when the deposed has something they really don't want investigated. Any takers on that bet?
  • Cable rates rise again. We've noticed satelite rates seem to be holding steady, or at least lower than cable. Time to switch?
  • "Religion of Peace" members stop a van full of Europeans and sort through them all until kidnapping one. Who do they chose? An Italian, a citizen of a country that regularly pays off kidnappers to get it's people back. Guess there weren't any Germans on board.
UPDATE: Harking back to our "Karma Train" post, Germany again negotiated for the release of it's five kidnapped citizens in Yemen. Not even 24 hours later, 5 Italians are kidnapped. What a bunch of knuckleheads.

78 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone see that shitbag that got run over in 004 by the gun team? Yuck. Did he end up dying?

1/01/2006 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great story on crimefile's blog today. I knew that lady before I made dick when I was in 018 and she was a sgt.

1/01/2006 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://morsehellhole.blogspot.com/

What kind of jaggoff blog is this? Don't fuckin' go there.

After reading his garbage, I'm going out to go break some windows in that Rogers Park Ghetto.

This fuckface need to get a life!

1/01/2006 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prime example of an RPR - Rogers Park Retard.

Now we can only hope that the copper finds a much better place to take a break and then some morse/farwell/lunt jagoff mugs this asshole walking his dog.

1/01/2006 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two things to start the New Year.
1. Can anybody tell me where the Hell that Hate Mongering former Defense Minister of the Black Panthers who "allegedly" ordered hits on Police Officers and other rival "gang members" got his divinity degreee? How did he become a minister overnight? Was it Universal Life? According to the paper he got some grants already. I got to get me one of these.. Rev. Certificates, I mean.

1/01/2006 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2. I was watching the old TwiLight Zone shows over the weekend. Guess I can't get enough at work. Part of this poem was quoted. I looked it up and it touched a nerve. This is the time of year I think about my family and my extended family on the Police Department. I think about those I knew who did in the line of duty or committed suicide, primarily becasue of the pressures of the job. Hope you like it.

"I Would Be True" by Howard A. Walter, 1917

I would be true, for there are those who trust me;
I would be pure, for there are those who care;
I would be strong, for there is much to suffer;
I would be brave, for there is much to dare.
I would be friend of all-the foe, the friendless;
I would be giving, and forget the gift;
I would be humble, for I know my weakness;
I would look up, and laugh, and love, and lift.
I would be faithful through each passing moment;
I would be constantly in touch with God;
I would be strong to follow where He leads me;
Who is so low that I am not his brother?
Who is so high that I've no path to him?
Who is so poor I may not feel his hunger?
Who is so rich I may not pity him?
Who is so hurt I may not know his heartache?
Who sings for joy my heart may never share?
Who in God's heav'n has passed beyond my vision?
Who to hell's depths where I may never fare?
May none, then, call on me for understanding,
May none, then, turn to me for help in pain,
And drain alone his bitter cup of sorrow,
Or find he knocks upon my heart in vain.

1/01/2006 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, should say those who died in line of duty not did.

1/01/2006 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean that the new "reverend" will get the same treatment as Meeks? At least 3 beat cars held down all day along with at least one entire tact team for FREE security and traffic control!

If only the public knew.

BTW-how come I can't get that type of service at my church?

1/01/2006 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the headsup on the morsehellhole. I won't waste my time.

1/01/2006 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the poem, Paladin. Have a happy New Year.

1/01/2006 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard on the radio this morning at 0001 hours as the female copper is spazzing out: 613 emergency!!! shots fired at 79th & Racine about 12 shots in a row I can still smell the gunpowder, emergency!!!!

Well no shit 613 it's New Year's Eve...Jeeeeez

1/01/2006 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No sympathy for lazy cops that work midnights..so they can hit the hole all night, and sleep..then when morning comes they put on the suit and tie and go to the "real job" selling real estate or writing mortgages, or trying to sell other cops investments (aka, mutual fund hucksters). I knew a few of these types in my career in 013 and 014. Bt 2423 will probably be on the next det's list or a future sergeant.

1/01/2006 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That girl had me laughing my balls off.

1/01/2006 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But maybe some of those "lazy coppers" are hitting the hole because they have to get up, make their childrens lunches, get them off to school and get a few hours sleep before its time to pick them up, make dinner, help them with their homework and tuck them in bed before going back to work and doing it all over again. Don't be so quick to pre-judge everyone office.

1/01/2006 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAMN IT!! 007 Beat us by 6 mins 2 day 1320 confirmed homie cide..us (011) at 1326.. ah well..how are the bears doing?

1/01/2006 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I symapthize with you. Maybe it's time to find another job.

1/01/2006 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they are the ones that decided to be mommies and take a full time job as the police. I have no fucking sympathy for them. It was their choice to do a mans job. Man up and do the job not go hide and sleep. This job went to shit when they gave the blowjob broads a star and a gun

1/01/2006 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 05:20
I think it was a male on 2423 not a female "mommie" as you called it. Some coppers are "daddies" too who are the responsible parent and chose to raise their children after a divorce. God bless them for doing the right thing. If he is doing it for sleep to go to his other job then fuck him. My point was to say dont prejudge until you know. and no I'm not a female you asshat

1/01/2006 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Defending a cop sleeping in the squad while on the clock at work?

There are some things you cant defend.

1/01/2006 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't care if the copper is male or female, or what their family situation is, they shouldn't be sleeping on company time! What would happen in the corporate world if you were caught sleeping at your desk during working hours? You'd be fired!

The fact of the matter is the majority of coppers in quiet districts are there because they simply don't want to be bothered with police work. Since they have no intention of doing a damn thing, they should at least drive their lazy asses around and look like they're doing something. At miminum, their presence may deter some crime.

As a supervisor, I've had the misfortune of having to work midnights in 016 several times as a filler. I can honestly say there is not one working copper on the entire watch. I drove around for eight solid hours trying to log someone, but was unable to do so. In eight hours, there were only three calls for service! By the time I arrived on the scene, the jobs were amazingly coded.

It disgusts me that, while my family is sleeping, they are protected" by bunch of lazy, useless idiots.

1/01/2006 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To my pal, "Shady," who for one of the few times doubted me. Jeff Blake marched the Bears down field for a touchdown. Don't like the two timeouts, but will take the score.

1/01/2006 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 05:52...gee i must have been rdo when you filled in. Im sorry i missed working for you. I've always wanted to work for a Sgt Asshat!

1/01/2006 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And We know Bt 2423 was sleeping WHY? Just because some Police hating moron with a blog says so. Did we confirm if is times were right?. I looked at the Photos and cant see if the P.O. is sleeping or awake. Maybe they were listening to the radio or studying or something else. Maybe there is a special attention there. Maybe Bt 2423 knows what kind of morons walk around Rogers park at 6 AM and did not feel like talking to them. Perhaps they were writing a report then took lunch. Before you start bashing check out the facts. I don't know if the P.O was awake or sleeping but more evidence is needed to form an opinion.

1/01/2006 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was there a confirmed district leader in Homocides? Was it 007? Were those the first two homocides, the ones in 007 and 011?

1/01/2006 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta give ya yer props LEFTY... Blake got in the game and got `em in the end zone! Maybe he can swipe the #2 spot from Kyle... Sad to say I had given up on the dismal game... hence my TiVo did too and had started recording the national network news by the time I came back to the tube and gave it one more peek... Blake was 6 for 6 before the score... my question is... what happened to Orton before he was replaced... is it him, the scrubs starting, or what defenses are doing to him? Do Da Bearz dare drop Orton to third after Blake if the PEANUT gets BRITTLE again in two weeks
(say it ain't so; if REX stays healthy we've got a chance at the BIG dance!)

- "Honest Abe Gibron"
(too pooped to do the pic post pattern psychodrama!)

1/01/2006 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly.

1/01/2006 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to: 06:35:24

I stand by my earlier post. You would have me to believe that you're this super working copper that consistently brings in the numbers in 016 on midnights? Yeah right! No such animal exists.

As far as my being "Sgt. Asshat" is concerned, that may be. I can't please everyone, and if you're a dog, chances are you're the one getting the shit stick. Sorry, thats just the way it is. I see no point in rewarding a useless copper. I reserve the perks for the officers that work. That you took offense to my comments tells me I struck a little too close to home. Now stop reading this and go back to sleep.

1/01/2006 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE- PO's sleeping in squad cars on midnights?
How about they could be driving around being available for back up to the PO's actually working and answering calls, protecting the streets?

1/01/2006 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When we went 'round the clock, I never slept on midnights. One time I tried, my legs would kill me, so I just kept rolling.

Years later I worked straight midnights for three years. Again, never slept, kept doing something. After all, I was getting paid to do a job, right?

Midnight's can be tough, but with straight watches, most of the people on mids are those who love 'em, or have to work 'em. Those who have to work them do so for their family or lack of seniority.

Sorry, but there is no way to condone those who go into the hole and sleep.

1/01/2006 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If meaning having a family negatively impacts your performance on this job, quit. Not only are you placing yourself in danger, but, more importantly, your fellow officers as well. Make a lateral transfer to meter maid, tma or some other horseshit. We have enough dogasses on this job, we don't need any more.
I only wish we had a performance system on this job, half of this department needs to be fired and replaced with people who actually WORK!!

1/01/2006 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the day we went around the clock, 28 28 28 28 we stayed together we shot at will together, we partied together (great wacth parties) we did all sorts of stuff...together, then I got married had three kids and I stayed on midnights so my wife, god bless her, could gp to work. Yes I did sleep, with one eye open, but in those days you had a brother PO wacthing over you, you bought him coffee at 11 th, st, it was good. That sacrifice bought the gratitude of my wife and kids to my doorstep, and I am a jagoff, but they know what I did, and they love me for it. Dont knock midnight guys, and oldtimer on midnights? ship it, ill take him, love you po-lice, iI anint gonna mutha fudge any a yas, your all tops. Im gone now, but my heart is with you. Even if you dont believe it. NO I DONT SPELL WELL, PUNCTUATE WELL ETC, SO SAVE YOUR INK PUNKASS COLLEGE BOY I DONT NEED NO ENGLISH LESSON.

1/01/2006 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"AS A SUPERVISOR IVE HAD TO CALL MY CHINAMAN BACK MANY TIMES, AND THEN MY FIVE YEARS ON THE JOB ASS HAS TO GO AND LEAD MEN INFERIOR TO MYSELF, AND THEN BLAH, BLAH,BLAH, THEN I IGNORE MY OLD PATROL FRIENDS BECAUSE I HAVE NEW SUPERVISOR FRIENDS WHO MAY BE ABLE TO FURTHER MY AMBITIONS BLAH, BLAH, AND I NEVER SLEEP ON MIDNIGHTS, MY BREATH IS MINTY FRESH, AND MY FARTS SMELL LIKE ROSE SOAPS, AND YOUR ALL A DANGER TO MY CAREER. God, please bring back the blueshirt sgt. just for one night.

1/01/2006 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way back in the day Sgt.'s had blue shirts. I agree bring them back.

1/01/2006 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a supervisor, I agree they should bring back the blue shirts. White shirts are hard to keep clean and require way more washing.

1/01/2006 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What didn't you like about the Morsehellhole ? I thought it was a pretty good site. If these coppers are stupid enough to park in a park and go to sleep, fuck em. It's too bad the photographer didn't take a picture of the coppers sleeping. I got no use for those that hit the hole while I'm out doing my job. I will give you that the webmaster is more than likely just another northside liberal leftist that pretends he likes the Police but secretly hates us. You know, the kind that wants Morse Ave. cleaned up but when the Police do something, he is the first to march against the Police, badmouth them or make donut jokes etc., etc. So fuck him too. But it still doesn't make it OK for the Police to sleep at work.

1/01/2006 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I only wish we had a performance system on this job, half of this department needs to be fired and replaced with people who actually WORK!!
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News flash!!!!!!!! Very few people from the general population of this city are qualified to do this job. Even fewer want it.
Back to sleep, zzzzzzzzzzzz....

1/01/2006 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/01/2006 04:56:43 PM

"No sympathy for lazy cops that work midnights.."

Are you saying that everyone who works midnights is lazy?

1/01/2006 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I never slept on midnights." My ass. Then what the fuck were you doing all night? Protecting the citizens? Doing your job? My ass you were.
If so, then you should have brought in multiple DUIs every night. DUIs are like shooting fish in a barrel in this city. If you didn't "see" any then you are a liar or an idiot.

1/01/2006 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the same goes for you Mr. fill in Sgt. in 016. Are you still the police or what? You drove around 016 for 8 hrs trying to log someone, but didn't see one DUI pollack? You're a moron.

1/01/2006 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'Grady sleeps while he works. Nobody can tell the difference if O'Grady is awake or asleep, the result is the same. ZERO ACTIVITY.

1/01/2006 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I apologize to all for making a blanket condemnation of supervisors, its just that after spending well over half my life doing this crap I feel its hard to knock anyone of us any more. Im going to go to Reverend Rush and have him pray with me, maybe that will help. I know a lot of stuff about this job, and not a lot of it is positive. ill just shut up, this jawjamming just maqkes it worse......but were still the REAL POLICEMENZES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/01/2006 10:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Black Panther Rush!

1/01/2006 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/01/2006 09:44:52 PM

I've worked midnights for two seperate 3 year periods on this job. I've never slept once and neither have my partners. I know people do it, but I wouldn't say a majority. The first time I was on midnights I had just bid to a new district. I had to bounce for a while until my partner caught up with me. I met a few people who wanted to sleep. I just told them that wasn't going to happen. One morning I started falling asleep while driving, but we just switched seats and went for coffee. The circadian cycle is a mean bitch, and its natural for your body to reach a low point around 5am. Some of the best coppers I've met have have worked midnights. A lot of coppers have never worked 1st watch and they seem to be the ones who always talk shit. Try doing it for a while and see how you feel physically. I've worked all three shifts and they each have their own challenges, but 1st watch was by far the toughest physically. Saying midnights is all dogs is as stupid as saying that all 2 year wonder power-rangers on the rapids are idiots driving from one bullshit in-progress to another at 90 miles an hour. That doesn't make them the police either. Its a lot harder to find your own crime than it is to get it from the dispatcher. But that would be an ignorant thing for me to say.

Happily working 3rd Watch with 12 years on.

1/01/2006 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"I never slept on midnights." My ass. Then what the fuck were you doing all night? Protecting the citizens? Doing your job? My ass you were.
If so, then you should have brought in multiple DUIs every night. DUIs are like shooting fish in a barrel in this city. If you didn't "see" any then you are a liar or an idiot.

My, how intuitive of you! You figured all that out from my statement did you? Hmmmmm, go fuck yourself!

Example of what I would do: Answer radio calls, write a book of parkers, write a few movers, including DUI's, grab a cup of coffee, cruise the alleys looking for burglars, look in the dumping grounds for hot cars....go to the L platforms for a bus check....lock some people up, in general, I DID MY FUCKING JOB! And about 0530 - 0600 I took lunch and waited til end of watch.

You are a jagoff! You are a cynical motormouth. Go fuck yourself!

Happy New Year everyone else.

1/01/2006 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Example of what I would do: Answer radio calls, write a book of parkers, write a few movers, including DUI's, grab a cup of coffee, cruise the alleys looking for burglars, look in the dumping grounds for hot cars....go to the L platforms for a bus check....lock some people up, in general, I DID MY FUCKING JOB! And about 0530 - 0600 I took lunch and waited til end of watch.

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Bt. 2423 is takin' a lot of grief on this thread for waiting for the end of their watch at the same time you did. Go back and check the times on the morse hellhole blog.
Is it cynical when you're right?

1/01/2006 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you all work full speed for your entire tour? Bullshit. Half of you are in units or working inside. I bet you bust your ass for the entire 4, 5, or 6 hours. In 20 years I've never met anyone who works as hard as all you kiddies on this site claim you do. Your one bagger ain't saving the world.

1/01/2006 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
No sympathy for lazy cops that work midnights..so they can hit the hole all night, and sleep..then when morning comes they put on the suit and tie and go to the "real job" selling real estate or writing mortgages, or trying to sell other cops investments (aka, mutual fund hucksters). I knew a few of these types in my career in 013 and 014. Bt 2423 will probably be on the next det's list or a future sergeant.
1/01/2006 04:56:43 PM"

Excuse me, 1/01/2006 04:56:43 PM, are you an IDIOT?!?

1/02/2006 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
I don't care if the copper is male or female, or what their family situation is, they shouldn't be sleeping on company time! What would happen in the corporate world if you were caught sleeping at your desk during working hours? You'd be fired!

The fact of the matter is the majority of coppers in quiet districts are there because they simply don't want to be bothered with police work. Since they have no intention of doing a damn thing, they should at least drive their lazy asses around and look like they're doing something. At miminum, their presence may deter some crime.

As a supervisor, I've had the misfortune of having to work midnights in 016 several times as a filler. I can honestly say there is not one working copper on the entire watch. I drove around for eight solid hours trying to log someone, but was unable to do so. In eight hours, there were only three calls for service! By the time I arrived on the scene, the jobs were amazingly coded.

It disgusts me that, while my family is sleeping, they are protected" by bunch of lazy, useless idiots.
1/01/2006 05:52:48 PM"

Speaking of IDIOTS, Sgt. 1/01/2006 05:52:48 PM, "I can honestly say there is not one working copper on the entire watch. I drove around for eight solid hours trying to log someone, but was unable to do so."

It wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that 016 is so big that on any given night it is hard to find anyone. You're just the type of IDIOT sergeant that many of us would really like to work for! What a moron!

1/02/2006 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see Meeks is up to his old tricks by requesting 005th district p/o's to do his security while on the city tax payers dime.... Well I happened to work in 005 a few years back when meeks' church was on Indiana... Me and my partner were ordered by the W/C to watch over the congregations cars while they were in church...I felt this was some racists stuff going on because the W/C was M/1 and me and my partner were M/2's and hard workers... So me and my partner figured out a plan to get back at Meeks and the W/C without getting in trouble.. We each signed out 2 parking ticket books a piece and wrote everyone in his congregation a ticket who failed to display a city sticker and the vehicle was registered in the city.....No one ever had to sit and be security for Meeks again....My partner nor I ever heard even any verbal disagreement from the W/C... I think he actually admired our payback,The only thing I regret is that I didn't sign out more ticket books, because I sure could of used them...... Give a try, who can argue over getting a ticket for not having a city sticker when they don't have 1 and theres no way in hell the d/c is gonna give you shit for it, that would be taking money out of king dicks pockets!!!!!!!

1/02/2006 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"When we went 'round the clock, I never slept on midnights. One time I tried, my legs would kill me, so I just kept rolling.

Years later I worked straight midnights for three years. Again, never slept, kept doing something.
1/01/2006 07:11:59 PM"

"I've worked midnights for two seperate 3 year periods on this job. I've never slept once and neither have my partners."

Anyone who talks in absolutes is an idiot. Does falling asleep while you are the passenger and your partner is driving count? Or how about trying to stay awake and watching the traffic light after you had breakfast, but you're still trying to get some activity? I have never met an officer who worked midnights on a regular basis who could stay awake the entire night, every night, it is just not going to happen. I'm not a proponent of going into a hole to sleep, but don't say that you have NEVER nodded out as a passenger, if you've worked midnights, because then any midnight officer will know that you are: a.) a liar; and b.) a police officer who lies!

1/02/2006 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good plan 1/02/2006 02:03:09 AM.
Way to bump these "reverands" down a peg.

1/02/2006 02:32:00 AM  
Blogger BATHROOM WALL ? said...

Think for a second- "can we all just get along" for a second? We all have our personal styles and can find a niche which to fill. If an aggressive copper wants to roll the first two-thirds of the midnight tour, then grab a little quickie 20 minute power nap during their 30 minute lunch, God bless! Let the shrinking violets shoulder the slack for that short time period. (now sleeping for much more than your lunch or combined personals on anything more than a very rare occasion is a bit shady!) But then again you wouldn't bitch if they saved your weak ass from a beating after they got their second wind, right?

Our Tuff Boys (& gals) might just need to manufacture one more molecule of testosterone to enable them to handle those Wily Ghetto Denizens who act out. The same goes for your lack of numbers two year wonders- what they lack in sheer productivity they oftentimes make up in social graces, possibly disarming the aggressive coppers potential beefers from following through on a beef with a kind word, knowing glance, momentary glimpse of shared experience, a kind heart, being a good listener, offering a ride to the shlter when a bust out or hot head is at the end of their limited wits and might have just as soon faught and hurt one of us, etc. A good watch is kind of like a strange extended or foster family or sports team- many varying, even completely opposed personality types; but over the months and years this family is hopefully able to function as a whole- balancing each others strengths and weaknesses. You never know when the member with just the right "intangibles" will step and "knock one outta the park" to all our betterment. When the District's Officers and residents can both proudly say that they are truly proud of their Chicago Police Department, hopefully they were talking about you and your watch!

I salute all of you salty, arrogant, know-it-all, done-it-all, snoozing, boozing, t.v.b. yo' grandmama, give a hobo 20 bucks weak asses, one bag sandbagging grim reapin' PO-Leece, and wish nothing but the best of this new year and beyond to all of you, even my greatest "fans"! An actor is nothing without their audience-;-> Be safe and "break a leg" (the bad guys!) We're all Chicago Blue until we turn BLUE!

1/02/2006 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you've worked midnights, because then any midnight officer will know that you are: a.) a liar; and b.) a police officer who lies!

1/02/2006 02:06:02 AM

I'm not one to cast dispersions on another officer, nor one to take lightly the hard work that someone else does. But I do take exception to someone calling me a liar. And you my fine feathered friend, are calling me a liar. Therefore I must tell you to go fuck yourself.

I've heard the condescending way some old timers can talk to the new people, and it always pissed me off. But maybe they did make some sense!

I came on the job when we rotated, and I knew that I had to work midnights. For working conditions, nothing beat 'em, but midnights are not normal for the human body. I used to dread midnights. When the period ended and we went back to afernoons, I'd always think "in another 56 days I'm back on midnights!" Nothing changed that.

But except for one time when I tried, I NEVER slept. The ONE time I did, my legs drove me crazy and I couldn't sleep. Maybe it wasn't my legs, but my conscience, I don't know, but I rolled. I always found something to do when the radio was quiet. Usually though, there was always a job to do.

So my fine feathered friend, you can go fuck yourself! Yes, I want to repeat that, You Can Go Fuck Yourself! Nothing more to say on this subject, unless.....unless since we all hide behind the veil of anonymity, I may bump into you at a restaurant or tavern, and hear you talk your shit, Then I'll Tell You To Go Fuck Yourself In Person. If you don't like it, well, we can always step outside and settle it like men.

Happy New Year to everyone, even you , you my fine feathered 'friend.'

1/02/2006 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 01:44

You're right, 016 is a big district, and its hard to find cars. However, its especially hard to find cars when they are parked inside the officer's garages while they sleep.

The fact that you're making excuses for my being unable to find a dog ass 016th District cop indicates that you too are a pooch. There simply is no defense for such apathy! Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying all 016 cops are lazy. There are some fine working officers there (Brosnan & Bone to name a few). However, if you're honest, you have to admit that what I've stated in my original post is true. . . the majority of coppers in quiet districts are there because they simply don't want to be bothered with police work.

You can call me all kinds of jagoff and idiot, but when it comes down to it, I'm right. And thats really whats bothering you. It hurts you and others like you that your game is known. You may be able to trick your family and non-police friends into believing that you're a real police officer, but those of us who've actually done police work know what kind of dog you really are.

1/02/2006 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not being a smartass, but...

"So... Nothing more to say on this subject, unless.....unless since we all hide behind the veil of anonymity, I may bump into you at a restaurant or tavern, and hear you talk your shit, Then I'll Tell You To Go Fuck Yourself In Person. If you don't like it, well, we can always step outside and settle it like men."

Happy New Year to everyone, even you , you my fine feathered 'friend.'

1/02/2006 03:11:01 AM

Spoken like a "True Old Time Copper", The fucked up thing is, not to many of you arround anymore to teach the "youngins" on the job how to do shit the right way! If I run into you in a restraunt/tavern, I got the 1st round.

Out side of that, You want to sleep on 1st Watch, go ahead! but if a Sgt/Lt/Capt/Inspector... nabs your ass during nappy-nap time, Oh well, It's on you. 2 Copps snoozing in the car at the same time??? you are twice as dumb! at least one of you keep your peepers open! But seems like most of the Mids-cars are all -99? Have someone at least watch your back, the ass that gets saved might be your own! You'll feel great when your ass is on some page of the Times & Trib with drool on your face! Have I sleped for a few on a car on mids in the winter, YES I HAVE! Court, This job, Side Job... It will get to you, and Mids, not to mention rotating every 28 will mess your body-clock up!

1/02/2006 04:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BUT BE SMART ABOUT WHAT & HOW (and sometimes who) YOU DO THINGS ON THIS JOB!

1/02/2006 04:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/02/2006 02:06:02 AM

If you read all my post, instead of only taking the parts you wanted, you'd see I said I started to pass out once. Other than that, I never slept. Got any problems with it, come up to A/1 on 1st Watch and ask for the guy who said he never sleeps. I'll straighten you out to your face.

1/02/2006 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It don't think any of the midnight coppers are looking for sympathy, we all are able to choose what watch we want to fit our lifestyles. I've worked the 3rd watch for 11 years now and see just as many "lazy coppers".

Oh, and if your one of these cops driving right pass the car load of shit heads to scared to pull them over and choose to pull over the decent guy to bring in your activity, them shut your ass up.

1/02/2006 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
they are the ones that decided to be mommies and take a full time job as the police. I have no fucking sympathy for them. It was their choice to do a mans job. Man up and do the job not go hide and sleep. This job went to shit when they gave the blowjob broads a star and a gun

1/01/2006 05:20:09 PM

IN REGARDS TO ABOVE,

I think your refering to the "BROADS" on days, because if all your getting for a blowjob is midnights... well, enough said.

1/02/2006 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, can't say I've worked midnights since we've stopped rotating but I do remember it was tough on your body.

And, yes it is great to be able to choose what watch we want to work to fit our lifestyle, I think that is why alot of us stick around after complaining day after day.

You know, to you guys who sound so angry about parking the car to rest, is it alright when your drunk asses get off work at 2300 and stay out drinking all night to the early morning and come to work hung over still smelling like a brewery? I guess thats different, huh?

1/02/2006 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3rd Watch.... Well we have workers... The bosses kids bringing in a couple of bus checks and movers a night and then meet us at the bar to tell us their war stories.... lol

1/02/2006 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is a good broad story...

Lt. Izzo's niece who is a PPO on minights was able to get New Years Eve night off. Wow, must be nice!!!

But I'm sure she will make 3rd watch management ASAP so it can fit into her drinking lifestyle.

1/02/2006 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is she in 12 with the Great wIzzo?

1/02/2006 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GREAT???

1/02/2006 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, the shitbag is still alive with part of a missing ear, several staples in his head and a messed up shoulder. Is listed in critical

1/02/2006 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont fuck with the wongs

1/02/2006 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is some wearing the ear on a necklace?

1/02/2006 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" There are some fine working officers there (Brosnan & Bone to name a few)."

Harold Bone is my hero! When I grow Up I want to be just like him! Remember folks, an indictment is not a conviction!

1/02/2006 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

1/02/2006 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that last remark was your idea of being funny, go fuck yourself. You are not qualified to carry Harolds jockstrap unless you wore it on your head which methinks you are already accustomed to doing. He's probably done more work in his first year than you did in your entire career. So instead of ripping one of the good guys, when you go back to work, try to work half as much as he does and THEN and ONLY THEN will you be able to understand what a real Policeman does during his eight hours everyday.
Remember,life is tough. It's even tougher when your stupid. Judging by your inane comments, your life should be just about impossible.
Carry On!

1/02/2006 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well sgt saunders i guess it is ok for Bone while in uniform to pay your 16 yr old daugther $100 to grab his johnson?

1/02/2006 11:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE NEED MORE FORGIVING LIBERALS ON THIS JOB.

LOVE,
FRANK RADKE

1/03/2006 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"But except for one time when I tried, I NEVER slept. The ONE time I did, my legs drove me crazy and I couldn't sleep. Maybe it wasn't my legs, but my conscience, I don't know, but I rolled. I always found something to do when the radio was quiet. Usually though, there was always a job to do"

Not for one moment will I believe that you never nodded off, especially if you were a passenger. You, my friend, are living in a fantasy world. Midnight shift work is not normal for the human body and it is nearly impossible to adjust your body accordingly. So, in your fantasy world, where you never, ever, fell asleep, take a couple of prozac and get through life.
So, "1/02/2006 03:11:01 AM", in my book, you still must be a liar and you may be the police, and I say that, only because you know something about shift rotation and the time on the watches. It is possible that maybe you are accurate, but then you probably never made an arrest and never had to spend most of the day in court and be back at work that night. You can lie to yourself all you want, but any person who has worked midnights, knows that at some point, those eyelids just won't remain open.

1/03/2006 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't know me, but you think you do. No, I never slept, couldn't even if I wanted to. I would go to bed in the afternoon and sleep til time to go to work. Only way I could deal with it.

I made many arrests, almost every day. I was in court all the time. My misdemeanor branches (male and female) traffic court, narcotics court, auto theft court, preliminary hearings, juvenile court and the wonderful (not) night narcotics court.

Always found something to do. Yes, I was tired, but NO, I didn't sleep. More often than not I was 99, but if I had a partner, we kept moving.

If we should ever have the honor of meeting one another, I'll be glad to tell you to your face to go fuck yourself! You don't know me, you must only know your own useless self and can't imagine that someone would actually do their job. So once again, Go fuck yourself!

1/03/2006 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, good guess. The know it all PPO in in 012 with Auntie on her watch for now. We will see how long that lasts.

1/03/2006 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:05---I'm not going to discuss internal matters on a public board as you are apparently willing to do but I will say this. You don't know what your talking about. So until you do, don't take what you hear in the locker room,take it for fact and then post it here.

1/03/2006 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a supervisor in 012 and don't have a clue who Izzos' neice is. Please tell me before I fuck up and piss her off.

1/04/2006 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bone and Brosnan? Do they do their police before or after they ask underage girls to show them their tits???

1/05/2006 05:19:00 PM  

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