Thursday, March 30, 2006

Promotions?

Rumors abound about a dicks class or lieutenants class tomorrow. The lieutenant "merit" picks have been downtown for more than a few weeks now. The "merit" letter for detectives hasn't been there nearly as long (if it's even in yet - anyone have the due date for it?).

If anything comes out, we're sure our readers (who happen to be the greatest readers in the world, except for the jackasses constantly posting about A/2) will notify everyone and might even type the list if they get it ahead of us.

If nothing comes out, it just means that we've covered all possibilities and maybe something will come out next week.

53 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will be 52 detectives in next class....Why 52?? Only Seiser knows!!

3/30/2006 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Numero Dos

3/30/2006 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can anyone post the Lt's list?

3/30/2006 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can anyone post the Lt's list?

3/30/2006 10:10:18 PM

No.

3/30/2006 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I spent a half hour or more typing the sergeants assignments a few weeks back....you fuckers need to pick up the slack if another list comes out!!!!

Sorry SCC, but I freely admit to spending too much time hanging around here already!

I'll pay a bounty to anyone who can prove who the asshat is posting the A/2 nonsense! :0

3/30/2006 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"ASSAHT" is such a cool word!

3/30/2006 11:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inside guy says: No Lt's class for at least a couple of weeks. The merit board has not met yet to make their picks for the next class. Detectives will start on 17 April. 100 total, 50 or so from Chicago, the rest from surrounding municipalities.

3/30/2006 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous salad tosser said...

I've worn an ass or two as a hat before...gotta love that starfish!

3/30/2006 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:19

"the merit board"????

You make it sound legit!

3/30/2006 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard today that Lt's class wont start till the 10th of Apr.

Need someone who is at the academy to see when they have the room reserved.

Where do they graduate from? Think its Navy Pier??? That would be another place to check.

Wish I knew somebody who knew somebody that knows......

Maybe Hitney knows? Seiser??? One of the two of them gotta know!

3/30/2006 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Olcan runs it!! Danger's no stranger to a 19th District Ranger!!

3/31/2006 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just heard that patrol and the D-unit will start swiping 02 Apr. Anyone got more info?

3/31/2006 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats the word on a sgt class. I heard a couple of weeks for a class between 50-60? any info?

3/31/2006 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Detective Division Areas will begin swiping IDs at beginning of tour starting Monday. All Areas.
Get me reassigned to Intelligence where baby Cline and his bitches in Unit #193 are exempt from the id swipe due to their 24/7 anywhere/anytime work status. I didn't think Matt and his team jumping on Area 4 and Area 5 detectives paper was work but hey, it is what it is. Nice try Matt, but ever det. in HGS knows exactly what your about as well as the meat that works for you.

3/31/2006 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swiping?

Why?... so they can dock us for being a minute or two late?

Maybe those friggin' morons at payroll should learn how to pay us accurately in the first place before they go and toss another new variable in the mix.

This department just keeps going more and more downhill every day. I'm just about ready to throw in the towel and go work in the CAPS office after nearly two decades on the street. If they wanna run this department like a private business, I might as well sit in front of a computer monitor and get fat just like your standard office worker.

Un-friggin-believable.

3/31/2006 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The swiping is to computer generate the A&A sheets. If they were really concerned about the 8 hrs, we'd be swiping in and out.

3/31/2006 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was there a police shooting in 009 tonight?

3/31/2006 02:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Administration can swipe their ID cards down my ass crack as far as I am concerned. The best trick is to swipe in early and then late. The hit the City with a giant class action suit for the overtime.

I believe this swiping shit is bullshit. Somebody posting somehting to rile up the blog. The City clearly understands that they would be responsible for any overtime swiped. They won't do it.

So I guess Seiser can just swipe his mantool up and down my crack instead.... Just Joking Big Guy Seiser.

3/31/2006 02:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HMMMMM... very interesting....


Heard two plain clothes officers (male/female) thought it was safe the other night to park their unmarked vehicle behind a business building and do the nasty. Well security tapes clearly show the two officers (each married but not to each other) having sex. Her sitting on his lap both with no pants on. Digital video is so much clearer than then old video tapes. These two white officers assigned to a specialized unit will be getting an IAD notification soon.

The person who worked at the business dropped me off a copy of the CD ROM with the full episode on it. It's funny to watch. They parked no more than 10 feet from a security camera by the service dock and with nice security lighting, you would of thought this was a staged porno movie.

And don't be pissed at my buddy. He is not the one who turned the video over to IAD. His boss the owner did. I guess the owner has been a little pissed about burglar alarm tickets he has received in the past. Especially when they are set off my movement by the service dock area. It was only after he went over the security tapes that he found out why the alarms were going off!

The funny part is the security tapes show the officers who wrote the tickets also. (Front/rear coverage) And on each occasion the officers would pull up in their squad and hit the front doors with their spotlight but never check the back. Sounds like more than one CR here.

3/30/2006 11:07:45 AM






P.S. They weren't stripped, only served with the official C.R. number. So the above was only partially correct.

Sincerely,
Assigned to I.A.D.

3/31/2006 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SPENT A GREAT DAY AT 26TH/CAL earning overtime. On the way home myself and my partner swung by Monroe and Oakley with the intent of acquiring a certain sign. It was a good plan, scope sign, have partner climb out passenger window and quickly cut down sign then drive away laughing with our trophy. The sign lasted only as long as the NEWS CAMERAS evidently. It was not up, otherwise I would have it and you the loyol SCC members would be invited to a viewing or a picture of us holding the sign and lighting it on fire. Oh well! The sign was probably not attached very well and some homey took it for his own basement wall! I vow to get one if it's up!!!This is a promise! Stay tuned!!

3/31/2006 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt. Merit List:

A bunch of suckholes with brown noses from having their faces stuck up exempt members' asses.

Including a few dykes, homos, dukes and women who sleep with fat small dick exempt members who couldn't get laid without a gold badge.

Oh and a few dudes who like to engage in hot man to man action with certain bi-sexual exempt members.

3/31/2006 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous ears like dumbo said...

I saw that detective's wife who is also on the job from the other thread. Her ears are giant. Yes, they would make great handgrips. Too funny when I read that.

3/31/2006 02:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

her ears are big and her mouth is juicey. what of it.

3/31/2006 03:10:00 AM  
Blogger scipio said...

where is captain white going now that there a real commander in 005?

3/31/2006 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Do Some Police Work said...

Olcan runs it!! Danger's no stranger to a 19th District Ranger!!

3/31/2006 12:19:28 AM

Answer: The only danger in 019 is getting your food spit on by Juan the cook at your favorite eatery!

3/31/2006 03:18:00 AM  
Blogger scipio said...

she is kind of scared now that a former tact sgt is in charge. please retire and save us the results.

3/31/2006 03:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the 019 district? do some work before you post.

3/31/2006 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People have died of boredom. It can be dangerous.

3/31/2006 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if your on the north side. please save us the bitchin cause u have nothing to bitch about. come work where we are for a while.

3/31/2006 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous alice said...

2:54

please find another method of slaming then you did. I'm fairly sure that there are more guys on the dept. that lost some/most of their families to the nazi's then just me.
Besides, calling him a liberal is about as bad is it gets, anyway.

3/31/2006 03:31:00 AM  
Blogger scipio said...

the one side of the city should get paid more than working the other side. the amount of work that we do is at least twice of the work that you do on that side period. i welcome anyone that thinks otherwise. i have been here for awhile.

3/31/2006 03:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Working hard in 019 said...

Its not easy hanging out on the 019th District border of Clark street hoping to catch a glimps of Man Meat walking towards halsted!

3/31/2006 03:43:00 AM  
Blogger scipio said...

If you have not noticed I agree with noth side versus the south side thing. The south side deals with much more stuff than the north side Why not a hazard pay?

3/31/2006 03:48:00 AM  
Blogger scipio said...

hey scc what ever happened to hazzard pay? just curious? by the way love your blog. And am definately on the conservative mailing list.(sic)

3/31/2006 03:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Doin' time in Filmo said...

I hadn't noticed what you think. No one gives a fuck about your opinions. Must we now endure constant posts signed with some reference to a long ago Roman family? Fuck off.

3/31/2006 04:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I slept with Lt. Richie when he was a Sgt.

I can attest to his pinky size finger cock. Plus it lasted all of about 2.5 minutes. (Irish Curse?)

Needless to say, I was hardly even wet let alone enjoyed it.

Stupid things we do when one drinks.

I never let it happen again.

I may get drunk again but I won't be dumb again.

Now when I see him I have to pinch myself not to laugh.


Well off to bed to diddle which will be much more enjoyable.

Just hope I don't have a hangover in the morning, I got court in a few hours.

3/31/2006 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
her ears are big and her mouth is juicey. what of it.

3/31/2006 03:10:59 AM


That's worth a laugh. But I would hit it. She is kinda if sexy in her own salsa mexicana way. Is she really married to that guy from A/2 or just shacked up?

3/31/2006 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your hazard pay for working on the southside is lower taxes cry baby. you're the dummy putting 100,000 dollar addition on your 80,000 dollar home. hillbilly

3/31/2006 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I believe this swiping shit is bullshit. Somebody posting somehting to rile up the blog. The City clearly understands that they would be responsible for any overtime swiped. They won't do it."
______________

WRONG! Detective Division's are going to have to start swiping in, but NOT OUT.

One of the reasons is to help the new computer generated A&A system. The other is to stop the "free days" and other forms of ghost payrolling rampant throughout the entire Department.

You'll still be able to take your ducks, but not showing up at all and being carried will be a thing of the past.

Headquarters has been swiping for the last month. To my knowledge, no one has been fired or died because of it...

3/31/2006 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt. Pasqua sucked her way back to 35th st. Looklike she is now into dark chocolate.

3/31/2006 09:01:00 AM  
Blogger JayZ said...

Known fact;
Merit Dectectives were do in last week Wed. (thats 22nd)
Not sure how long it takes for them to decide on who the "chosen few" are....

3/31/2006 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, but the swipe machines have been removed from all of the Areas several months ago... Its all bullshit...

3/31/2006 09:04:00 AM  
Blogger JayZ said...

the merit choices for det. were do in last week Wed (the 22nd)
Not sure how long it takes to find the "chosen" ones....but thats when they were turned in.

3/31/2006 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the merit choices for det. were do in last week Wed (the 22nd)
Not sure how long it takes to find the "chosen" ones....but thats when they were turned in.

3/31/2006 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the next Lt's exam? Anyone got the word on that?

3/31/2006 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous fedup said...

How about the next Lt's exam? Anyone got the word on that?

3/31/2006 09:09:09 AM



July

3/31/2006 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the next Lt's exam? Anyone got the word on that?

3/31/2006 09:09:09 AM



July

3/31/2006 09:17:05 AM

I heard late July/early August from an ADS, but nothing set in stone yet.

3/31/2006 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but the swipe machines have been removed from all of the Areas several months ago... Its all bullshit...

3/31/2006 09:04:53 AM

Open your eyes moron they still in area 4.

3/31/2006 09:51:00 AM  
Blogger sharky said...

Lists are traditionally released 6 weeks after meritorius picks are due. A good rule of thumb is the first and second "hot" rumors about promotions are usually red herrings, thrown out there to see how far a rumor will fly and how fast. The third one, though, usually comes through about 50% of the time or so, based on promotions I have seen in the past. One thing that could influence promotions in the future is the need to coordinate pay increases with the first and 16th of the month for payroll purposes. The computers are really screwy these days, as we all know, but even more so if you try to implement a pay increase in between those dates. Promotions for the time being will seemingly be linked to those dates (you will be sworn in on one of those dates wherever possible).

3/31/2006 11:48:00 AM  
Blogger sharky said...

As an aside to the middle of the pay cycle pay increase, they still cannot figure out how to get your step raises to go into the computer seemlessly

3/31/2006 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous The rock said...

I called my buddy an ASSHAT and he was literally in tears ...love the asshat.

4/01/2006 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well if anyone hears anything about a Lt's class of size and start date please post it. I know a couple of good sgt's that are a few out.

4/02/2006 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

merit picks due in on mar 22, usually takes 1 month to decide from past practice...look for det's april 20th or so...take it to the bank...

4/03/2006 03:22:00 AM  

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