Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
posted by SCC at 5:54 AM
Amen and .... numero uno!!
Not a clear cut endorsement, I would say:From NYT:Five former judges on the nation's most secretive court, including one who resigned in apparent protest over President Bush's domestic eavesdropping, urged Congress on Tuesday to give the court a formal role in overseeing the surveillance program. Judge James Robertson quit the intelligence court just days after the spy program was disclosed. In a rare glimpse into the inner workings of the secretive court, known as the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, several former judges who served on the panel also voiced skepticism at a Senate hearing about the president's constitutional authority to order wiretapping on Americans without a court order. They also suggested that the program could imperil criminal prosecutions that grew out of the wiretaps.
Olcan is siesers bosss...Jack
I am a regular viewer. I hate to be a wet blanket. For the life of me, I don't get this SEISER nonsense. A few others I know are equally stumped.Is this some kind of secret joke?Who is Seiser?
I don't think anyone does or cares to
If the great immigration debate now raging in Congress is decided in a way that turns illegal immigrants into criminals, Chicago Police officers and other city employees would not enforce it, the City Council decided Wednesday.Heyyyy Ohhhhh Now heres a fuckin suprise. I bet the PEDAPHILES are next to rally. Then we wont be able to arrest them either. FUCK YOU DALEY!
What is Chris Hitney second banana now to Seiser?Bring back my girl!
Give Peace a Chance.....Lay down your arms.
Is Seiser as great as the AREA 2 GUN TEAM? Is Seiser as good looking as the AREA 2 GUN TEAM GUYS? Does Seiser possess hard-bodies like the AREA 2 GUN TEAM? If so, then Seiser would, or could be the MAN.
Some theologists theorize that Seiser was sent down from heaven as an ambassador for Jesus. I know that whenever I talk to Seiser, I feel as though I am speaking to the Lord himself. Amen, brothers and sisters.
is there a detective class starting monday?
To william goldingThe New York Times misrepresented the story. The actual testimony of the judges shows that there was NO impropiety on the Presidents actions.Read the story again and compare toi the actual testimony, and see how they twist the words to suit their agenda
Who runs all this overtime stuff? I like how all these old timers put in for 10 million days and cancel about half bunch of them so that us younger guys who all ready make less get screwed by not getting the days requested.
Good God man, don't you know above that SEISER runs the overtime "stuff" as you call it. (HINT: Seiser is like God...ya know??!)
Forget Seiser, Boogie is my dream hunk..those sexy eyes, that coy smile, that manly chest...I really want to be his partner on the gun team of area 2. And he smells so good too.
I may be jewish....I may be a flaming homosexual...I may be a big liberal....I may be a big kosher meat backdoor packer......But I still have a right to my opinions.......I am man hear me roar......Like no others have before.....William Golding
How about some info on dicks promotions....anyone
HMMMMM... very interesting....Heard two plain clothes officers (male/female) thought it was safe the other night to park their unmarked vehicle behind a business building and do the nasty. Well security tapes clearly show the two officers (each married but not to each other) having sex. Her sitting on his lap both with no pants on. Digital video is so much clearer than then old video tapes. These two white officers assigned to a specialized unit will be getting an IAD notification soon. The person who worked at the business dropped me off a copy of the CD ROM with the full episode on it. It's funny to watch. They parked no more than 10 feet from a security camera by the service dock and with nice security lighting, you would of thought this was a staged porno movie. And don't be pissed at my buddy. He is not the one who turned the video over to IAD. His boss the owner did. I guess the owner has been a little pissed about burglar alarm tickets he has received in the past. Especially when they are set off my movement by the service dock area. It was only after he went over the security tapes that he found out why the alarms were going off! The funny part is the security tapes show the officers who wrote the tickets also. (Front/rear coverage) And on each occasion the officers would pull up in their squad and hit the front doors with their spotlight but never check the back. Sounds like more than one CR here.
I have promoting dick for years!I love dicks!I want dicks!I love dicks!MORE DICKS PLEASE!!!!!!!THE MORE DICKS THE BETTER!!!!WOW I LOVE DICKS!!!!
To: 07:37:27It's hard to explain in mere words both who and what SEISER is. Hollywood for years has based many movies and characters on him. For example: The character Neo from "The Matrix" was loosely based on SEISER, in that he is "The One". Also, Anakin Skywalker, from " Star Wars" pays secret homage to SEISER as "he who will bring balance to the universe".Lastly, Peter Weller's portrayal of "Robocop" was perfected after observing SEISER during a ride-along in the 025th District.Together, these movie franchises have a combined box office gross of over $2,500,000,000. Coincidence? I think not! The did well because SEISER gave them his blessing. Which leads me to another interesting fact.It is rumored that former Federal Reserve Chairman, Alan Greenspan, often consulted with SEISER for both stock tips and economic advice in dealing with the U.S. monetary policy. I don't know if this is true or not, but if it is, it explains the economic growth for the past twenty years.Hail, SEISER!
we're so glad daley and co. have taken a stand aginst this sign issue.because now... two men pretneding they were chicago cops storm into an apartment, with guns blazing.have to wonder "who" was behind that and the timing...
a/2 gun team? a/3 joke team !
I want to review the level of maturity and the amount of respect people who frequent this site have for other people.And as I understand it most of those who frequent this site are law enforcement professionalsOr was it eighth grade grammar school students?Homophobic, xenophobic, prejudice, sexist, racist, hypocritical, bullies, anti-Semitic, disloyal, ornery, immature, limited, undereducated, selfish, ungenerous. . . did I leave anything out?Dialog takes effort and patience. Scrawling slurs on a bathroom stall takes a black marker and the ability to form recognizable letters.Stop reinforcing the stereotype. If you want to be a blue shirted thug join a rugby club. Hate speech is beneath law enforcement professionals. You dishonor those who came before you and those you will take your place.
a/2 gun team doesnt have a thing on the SWAT hotties in the new tahoes!!!wow!
jus remember... where ever u go, there u are!
hey how bout the male copper that was working bt. 233 the other day? nice freakin pony tail!!! give me a break! no wonder why we look like asses, and dont get any respect!and where are the inspectors when this goof is working!!!!!!!!!!!?????
I love it SECOND CITY COP when you yourself have a blog on SEISER...you bring the DEVIL out in people. LOL,LOL,LOL.....Good little SCC. Is the fire getting a little warm...LOL....let me turn it up a notch.....see....getting hotter outside now...isn't it? LOL.
African American officers don't have to abide by the uniform rules. They could wear beards and earings and long corn rows, did'nt you know that?? White coppers like the guy in 002 that want to be black and think they actually are are okay to ignore the rules as well.
to set the record straight, the copper i was ref to working bt233 is BLACK.i was leaving the race issue out of it! it doesnt matter-black, white, brown, yellow.... were all BLUE right?it still looks like SHIT! u have inspectors busting working coppers balls for not have a 5yr hash mark or a name tag. & u have guys like bt233 getting away with that crap. come on!
In the past you could go to this blog and find out what was happening in the department before anyone else knew. Now its just a bunch of mindless drivel.In the past you would know when the detectives class was starting 2 weeks before anyone, now its just shit.
to 12:51, drivel.........drivel.............drivel.......drivel.......drivel........drivel
Heres the deal on SEISER. It is no secret that SCC works at 025. SCC is for sure two individuals whom I know & I will not identify, but since Seiser is from 025 , that is why the Seiser shit gets so much play.
Off topic...what a BEAUTIFUL DAY!! If you have the day off and have a motorcycle, I'm jealous!!
to 12:51-----call your union, otherwise this blog is about SEISER...if you can read...god, what rock you come from under? where do they get these people???? and to the rest...this blog is about SEISER, THE ALMIGHTY. hairstyles, and the rest....go to another site.
Seiser made it a beautiful day and don't you forget it.
stormfront moving in by night time. will rain on your m-ride.
I still love those AREA 2 GUN GUYS and you too SEISER.
So what if it rains?Thanks...Tom Skilling LMAO!!
I.A.D. just stripped those two officers who were caught on video tape humping in an umark squad on duty and served them with the C.R..Wonder how you explain this one to your spouse?
I.A.D. just stripped those two officers who were caught on video tape humping in an umark squad on duty and served them with the C.R..Were they two male members of the A/2 Gun team fudgepacking again?
I love thunderstorms! I love cuddling up to my hot male partner in the squad as lightening and thunder roars over us. I love just holding and hugging during the storm. I love making mad passionate love in the rain!
Re:Anonymous said... If the great immigration debate now raging in Congress is decided in a way that turns illegal immigrants into criminals, Chicago Police officers and other city employees would not enforce it, the City Council decided Wednesday.Heyyyy Ohhhhh Now heres a fuckin suprise. I bet the PEDAPHILES are next to rally. Then we wont be able to arrest them either. FUCK YOU DALEY! 3/30/2006 08:20:04 AM The City Council can pass whatever they want but the can't over rule Federal Law. We as officers took an oath and must obey Federal Laws.
WHATS UYNBELIEVABLE IS A COPPER AGREEING TO IMMUNITY AND TESTIFYING AGAINST HIS PARTNER ON SOME BULLSHIT CASE THAT COULD HAVE BEEN BEATEN IF THEY ALL WOULD HAVE STUCK TOGETHER.REMEMBER THIS BOYS:STATE'S ATTORNEYS ARE NOT, I REPEAT NOT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!THANKS AGAIN HILLARD FOR THIS BULLSHIT RACE BAITIING CASE, HOPE THE TUMORS COME BACK.
Dic's list will be out Firday and the class will start 3 April 2006. Don't know how big the class will be though.
Boogie is my choice meat.....grade A.
who is the doll with the braids from the area 2 gun team? he is a cutie.
THIS BLOG IS ABOUT SEISER. GOSH DARN....DID THE WEATHER BLOW IN THE I CAN"T READ PEOPLE. IT's PLAIN AS DAY ON THIS SITE....IT's ABOUT SEISER.
SEE WHAT YOU STARTED SECOND CITY COP? I LOVE IT. LOL. THEY GOT THE DEVIL IN EM.
seiser is like ditka and chuck norris rolled into one?
Big Ears? I alway thought of them as handgrips.
Know the difference between a Jew man and a ghetto black man.Nobody does, so don't feel bad you didn;t either.
WHATS UYNBELIEVABLE IS A COPPER AGREEING TO IMMUNITY AND TESTIFYING AGAINST HIS PARTNER ON SOME BULLSHIT CASE THAT COULD HAVE BEEN BEATEN IF THEY ALL WOULD HAVE STUCK TOGETHER.REMEMBER THIS BOYS:STATE'S ATTORNEYS ARE NOT, I REPEAT NOT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!THANKS AGAIN HILLARD FOR THIS BULLSHIT RACE BAITIING CASE, HOPE THE TUMORS COME BACK. 3/30/2006 02:24:03 PM You don't always agree to immunity. Its also a tool used by the state to force you to testify. Getting PC on your one baggers doesn't make you Perry Mason needle dick. You obviously don't know shit about criminal prosecutions. The state has a lot of tools at its disposal. They simply choose not to use them on your one bagger cases. Legitimate people have a lot to lose. That is their biggest tool. Would you go sit in the County on contempt charges? Its easy to "say" you would. Coppers get prosecuted for insignificant bullshit. Its not going to change. It was that way when you got hired and it will be that way when you're retired. Some of us get caught in the trick bag on bullshit like this. Its not right, but it is a risk of the job. You can always go back to your security job at JC Penny. Why don't you explain exactly what they were supposed to "stick together" on.
A rat fink is a rat fink, no matter how you look at it. If he was in the mob and testified against a mob partner, Seiser would do a "hit" on him. PERIOD!Go back to reading your law book as your wife enjoys my very large throbbing manmeat in her kiester again! God she loves that.
Nice to see you comparing the police to the outfit. Proud to have you on the job. Like anal sex do you? That will probably be helpful.
flush...Oops! HUGE CLOG. Dammit SCC, when ya going to get these stalls serviced?! Let's try it again.****FLUSH****ahhhh...much better.
to: i love Hitney said... What is Chris Hitney second banana now to Seiser? Bring back my girl! Look down six posts. Your girl was out with a cowboy a few threads ago
The mob is better organized.The mob is more allegiant to each other.The mob gets hotter putnany.The mob has better working hours.The mob has better pay.Your right... never degrade the mob by associating it with the police.
Its obvious you know nothing about the mob. Go back to watching the Sopranos.
The picture on this thread should read:"Jesus Saves"(But SEISER Ruins it)Sorry for the typo.Sincerely,Church Sign Letterer Manager
or....."HITNEY SINNED HERE TOO"
Seiser is, indeed, everywhere. He is not confined to our time and space. He is beyond our simplistic reckonings of God and Theology. He is the Great Father who sits upon his throne with pious nonchalance - dispensing justice and love in equal parts. Seiser is part of the foundation of the Summa Theologica and is a fixture of Catholicism:The Great Seiser, Father of the Church and the ecclesiastical writers of the first 800 years rendered important services by their positive demonstration and their speculative treatment of dogmatic truth. It is Seiser who is honoured by the Church as His principal theologians, excelling as they did in purity of faith, sanctity of life, and fullness of wisdom, virtues which are not always to be found in those who are known simply as ecclesiastical writers. Tertullian (b. about 160), who died a Montanist, and Origen, (d. 254), who showed a marked leaning towards Hellenism, strayed far from the path of truth. But even some of the Fathers, including Seiser, e.g. St. Cyprian (d. 258) and St. Gregory of Nyssa, went astray on individual points; the former in regard to the baptism of Hisetics, the latter in the matter of apocatastasis. It was not so much in the catechetical schools of Alexandria, Antioch, and Edessa as in the struggle with the great Hisesies of the age that patristic theology developed. This serves to explain the character of the patristic literature, which is apologetical and polemical, parenetical and ascetic, with a wealth of exegetical wisdom on every page; for the roots of theology are in the Bible, especially in the Gospels and in the Epistles of St. Paul. Although it was not the intention of the Seiser to give a methodical and systematic treatise of theology, nevertheless, so thoroughly did they handle the great dogmas from the positive, speculative, and apologetic standpoint that they laid the permanent foundations for the centuries to follow. Quite justly does Möhler call attention to the fact that all modes of treatment may be found in the writings of the Apostolic Seiser: the apologetic style is represented by the letter of Diognetus and the letters of St. Ignatius; the dogmatic in pseudo-Barnabas; the moral, in the Pastor of Hismas; canon law, in the letter of St. Clement of Rome; church history, in the Acts of the martyrdom of Polycarp and Ignatius. Owing to the unexpected recovery of lost manuscripts we may add: the liturgical style, in the Didache; the catechetical, in the "Proof of the Apostolic Preaching" by St. Irenæus.
To 3/30/2006 02:03:25 PM Stripping? Heck, what kinda punishment is that? Sounds like thats what they like!!! At least they're heterosexuals, unlike our politicians and many of the exempt!
Anonymous said... Dic's list will be out Firday and the class will start 3 April 2006. Don't know how big the class will be though. 3/30/2006 02:34:36 PM ################################NOT!LT'S on Monday; Dicks following Monday.
In regards to the detecive class, isn't the question alwaysHow big is the dick..... class?
Let's review the level of maturity and the amount of respect some people who frequent this site have for other people.And as I understand it most of those who frequent this site are law enforcement professionalsOr was it eighth grade grammar school students?Homophobic, xenophobic, prejudice, sexist, racist, hypocritical, bullies, anti-Semitic, disloyal, ornery, immature, limited, undereducated, selfish, ungenerous. . . did I leave anything out?Dialog takes effort and patience. Scrawling slurs on a bathroom stall takes a black marker and the ability to form recognizable letters.Stop reinforcing the stereotype. If you want to be a blue shirted thug join a rugby club. Hate speech is beneath law enforcement professionals. You dishonor those who came before you and those you will take your place.
For your information:Watch for this accessory in your neck of the hip hop nation.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeKD-LWjAKY
no SCC it is absolutely believable... SEISER makes you a believer... after you see him round up all those kings and two sixers by just pointing to the wagon , you just gotta believe man... what's wrong with you... keep the faith baby...regarding the big pimpin driving 233 with the pony tail thats lilly crump-hale's beeeeotch/cabana boy, he polishes her two captains bars and tells her what a great lay she is...
If any of you European-Americans would like to see my fellow African-Americans from Mobile, Alabama in action, click on the following link.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8&search=leprechaun
GOLDING, Just outed himself. Addmitted he is a Jewish Flaming Homesexual, liberal who loves taking it in the Ass.Must be an exempt...
Nice try, that's not the 8th district that stopped that woman. It's the 24th district tact team, with that fag sgt.
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter."
It's true! I'm addicted to the rush of the manhunt. It is THE Most Dangerous Game.
Eat Shit Malcolm! shove that "european american" shit.Otherwise, have a nice day.
You're an idiot.
First day in HGS after training in SVU for 2 periods and someone thinks he's Steven Segal.
Great storyline on ER right now...the Chicago Police beat up a deaf black man who was only trying to help his white girlfriend...WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! Liberal fucking garbage!
I'm seeing that on ER as well right now...
There will be 52 detectives in next class....Why 52???? Only seiser knows!
I might have missed an earlier post...but where were the coppers that got caught humping in the unmarked from?
Is the Lt's list really coming out Monday?...Anyone know how many they're making?
I might have missed an earlier post...but where were the coppers that got caught humping in the unmarked from? 3/30/2006 10:01:56 PM FYI - THAT WAS COMPLETE AND TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!No one was stripped by IAD today. For god's sake people, don't believe 99% of the shit you read here!!!! This has become a great way to mindfuck half the Department...especially the bosses, who read dumb shit here and then trip over each other trying to find out why they weren't notified. Rather amusing, actually....
HEY LITTLE MELCUM...NOW YOU BELIVE IN LEPRECHAUN'S. NEXT YOUR GOING TO TELL ME THERE REALLY IS A BUD BULIKIN...YOU FUCKING PEOPLE ARE STUPID AS SHIT..
Heyyyy Ohhhhh Now heres a fuckin suprise. I bet the PEDAPHILES are next to rally. Then we wont be able to arrest them either. FUCK YOU DALEY! 3/30/2006 08:20:04 AM Musings to follow:1) How many Catholic priests will be in attendance????2) If Lesbianism and Homosexuality are normal behavior amd people are just born that way. Can a case be made and argued in a court of law that being a PEDAPHILE falls into the same vein of normalicy? Then beastuality is OK too?? When will it end? Every freak of nature will eventually become a protected class of people. Being the Heterosexual that I am, or should I say a Lesbian trapped in a mans body I demand that I get special treatment. I want to be a merit sgt, Lt, Capt or exempt. I will be the Liason between that soon to be rare group of men who like Vaginas and Breasts and women the desire to share them with us.
TO:3/30/2006 01:27:20 PM I rode my bike Wednesday (29th) and Thursday (30th). It's such a thrill and any day that's not wet or under 40 degrees is fair game to me (unless my wife has hidden the keys) because I dress appropriately. Go out and get a bike, most places give the police a discount. I got mine after that 9/11 reality check. I rode in the A/4 run last year and plan to ride in it again this year too.
To: 3/31/2006 01:36:07 AM .Are you referring to riding motorcycles or putting your dick in a load of Man Ass!Must be from 023!
This must a north side thing because I have never heard of seiser, thank god,..... but if you must keep mentioning him please send him to the south side where we can all enjoy him!
LIKE I SAID , STATE'S ATTY'S ARE NOT I REPEAT NOT YOUR FRIENDS. TO THE POSTER WHO IS SOME HOW FIXATED ON ONE BAG DROP CASE'S, (OBVIOUSLY YOUR ONLY EXPERIENCE W/ 26TH ST)I AM STILL STICKING TO MY POINT.MANY COPPERS W/ SOME TIME ONE WILL AGREE WITH ME WHEN I SAY THAT ASA'A ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS. THEY WOULD LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO PROSECUTE A COP TO MAKE A NAME FOR THEM SELVES AND GO PRIVATE PRACTICE. TO THE POSTER WHO REPLIED WHO SAID WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO?HOW ABOUT SAYING WHAT THE OTHER TWO ARE SAYING, " I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS IN THE VIDEO"I WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE ANYPLACE WHERE THE SHIT HIT THE FAN WITH YOU FUCKBALL!!!!!HEY ASSHOLE IAD IS TAKING APPLICATIONS............
3/31/2006 09:34:35 AM So to you, honor and integrity means to take an oath in court, then tell a bold faced lie, showing the world that your word means absolutely nothing. That's great.Guess what? If you can't handle yourself without breaking the law, even when things turn to shit, then I wouldn't want to be anywhere near YOU either. It's not a difficult concept to grasp: once the cuffs are on, there is no legal excuse to continue beating the guy. No matter what a piece of shit he is, or how much YOU think he "deserves" it.
Thanks to 01:36:07 AM -I actually ned to learn how to ride one first before I buy!!!!!!Motorcycles are great!!!
THAT WAS A GOOD VIDEO MAALCONNEE,, I AGREE WITH THE ONE F/1 WHO SAID IT MUST'VE BEEN SOMEONE ON CRACK! I DON'T BELIEVE IN LEPRECHAUNS.
for the wet blanket ((7:32)) Seiser is legend, is everywhere, done everything, and runs everything....at least thats the story we get.