Shake Out Time
We're going to take a short break here today to gather and process information. There was a Unit Rep meeting yesterday and what with the Superintendent's press conference and Bobby Rush's outrageous statements and other irons in the fire, there is a lot of dust in the air that needs clearing.
We're especially interested in the sealed Federal indictments that someone brought up in a comments section. We posted that these existed in our List of Current Rumors thread way back on 02 March, scooping everyone in the media and large portions of the political establishment. If they've got the some VERY BIG names in the training division of the Cook County Sheriff Police Department, what are they waiting for? The Primary is right around the corner and this could very well sink Stroger.
Faster please Mr. Fitzgerald. We don't want another Scott Lassar out there holding onto the George Ryan investigation so Ryan could be elected governor and completely destroy the state political infrastructure. We want Stroger gone.
UPDATE: Here comes the end game - Daley: Cop Street Names a Dead-End Idea. Looks like Aldercreature Tom Allen's idea is going to be the winner - no more honorary street signs. We're still taking a short break until this evening. Keep your ears open people. This might be ending very shortly (the situation, not the blogging).
We're especially interested in the sealed Federal indictments that someone brought up in a comments section. We posted that these existed in our List of Current Rumors thread way back on 02 March, scooping everyone in the media and large portions of the political establishment. If they've got the some VERY BIG names in the training division of the Cook County Sheriff Police Department, what are they waiting for? The Primary is right around the corner and this could very well sink Stroger.
Faster please Mr. Fitzgerald. We don't want another Scott Lassar out there holding onto the George Ryan investigation so Ryan could be elected governor and completely destroy the state political infrastructure. We want Stroger gone.
UPDATE: Here comes the end game - Daley: Cop Street Names a Dead-End Idea. Looks like Aldercreature Tom Allen's idea is going to be the winner - no more honorary street signs. We're still taking a short break until this evening. Keep your ears open people. This might be ending very shortly (the situation, not the blogging).
posted by SCC at 6:37 AM
100 Comments:
GO DALEY!!! GO DALEY!!!!
DALEY RULES!!!! DALEY IS NUMBER 1!!!
Mark Donahue..... Organize a rally at City Hall against Fred Hampton for 29 March,2006.....or resign!! Period NO Compromise... You always talk that shit about how you represent us and it is OUR Union...well.... put your money where your mouth is...obviously this is a very important issue to the membership and knowing this...you should jump all over it to show all of us what you are made of... If this was the teamsters....they would have their union boss out there hand and hand
Yeeeessssssss, as I slide in for the hat trick, I agree with the above (not the Daley one) We should all be out there, i know I will be. Lets go for it.
Told you Sneed was a tool of the Burkes and doesn't publish anything without it being supplied or approved by the Burkes. Hence her story about the plaques proposed by Burke after Kleins failed trial balloon. Could this all be a ploy so people will buy Burkes forthcoming book. Speaking of books, if one reads the book by former mob fixer lawyer Robert Cooley, he claims both Burke and his wife would have been in jail if it wasn't for the US Attorney ending the investigation prematurely, hmmmm interesting.
OK who cares about Burkes plights. Servicing his own agenda he got what we wanted. Press time for our side. They seem to think they won't have enough votes. That means keep the pressure on. Don't stop now. Keep emailing, calling, whining, bitching and whatever else we've been doing. ITS WORKING!
When David Banner becomes angry, he becomes The Hulk.
When The Hulk becomes angry, he becomes SEISER!
If you can see SEISER, SEISER can see you.
If you can't see SEISER, you may be seconds away from death!
When SEISER sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
SEISER has not had to pay taxes...ever.
SEISER is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like SEISER.
Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but SEISER once sent him a birthday card for that day.
Jesus was too scared to tell SEISER the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas.
Daley, Burke, Allen, etc. Keep voting for Irish sellouts and keep getting stuck in you tail.
That Seiser routine was by far the funniest thing I've seen in awhile! Hysterical!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for SEISER.
SEISER doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures SEISER has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with SEISER.
SEISER does not sleep. He waits.
SEISER is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
SEISER is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
SEISER counted to infinity - twice.
When SEISER does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
SEISER is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
There is no such thing as global warming. SEISER was cold, so he turned the sun up.
SEISER doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
SEISER gave Mona Lisa that smile.
SEISER can slam a revolving door.
Teez Rickyyyyyyy here!!!!!!
i would like u to buy an elotes from me with every book of Burke you buy, OK?
The Black Panthers advocated killing police officers.
Period.
Now how fucking hard is it for a elected official to condem this?
KEEP VOTING DEMOCRATIC.
I said it before, but it needs repeating. We give the alderman too much power. Vote them out of office - LIMIT their terms in office! How many decades has Burke served??!!
Give it to Seiser!
what do you expect, ald. shirley coleman openly admits using gang members to hand out her political signs during elections. she says they are a valuable tool in the community to get vote message out?? No one said shit about that!!
OTHER HAITCOCK SUBMISSIONS:
LARRY HOOVER HIGHWAY
P DIDDY PARKWAY
OFFICERS PLEASE READ:
I just over heard a very inportant conversation which took place at 35th st @ 10:00 am,
if you are attending any of the outside Sgt's Study Groups BEWARE DO NOT GO IF YOU ARE ON DUTY.be sure to put in your slips.
Apparently there are officers that are being so obvious i.e Parking on the sidewalk in front of the building, double parking a dozen squad cars like a bad valet service Etc.
during this conversation it was said that "we sent a massage last night"...by sending the dept of revenue to boot cars at the study group location.. they knew that they could not get a officer over there to write a ticket on a fellow officer. so they sent an out side dept to do some dirty work.
From What I understand they will do this same tactic for another study group that takes place on Sat.
capt Robert's is still well-liked at HQ.. so with that being said the dept has waited for the last class of the study group to take action,which takes place on Thursday next week. so next week you will be greeted by an inspector.
if you are on duty make sure you have everything in-order if you are out of your Dist. read the G.O on this matter
AND NOW FOR THE KICKER,YOUR GOING TO LOVE THIS PART
How this all got started was a loud mouth alderman was driving by a curtain high school one night and observed a large group of police cars parked every where. So he called downtown to find out if there was an incident taking place.
After which he learned of the study group taking place. and said it was a " violation of tax payers money if these officers were doing this on-duty"..
So someone went down there and observed that over 75% of the study group was on duty..
it was said that if the officers put in time due slips that the city would save money..
Just F.Y.I
I'm taking a big Risk by leeking this out but it's worth it..in the old days if you where doing wrong you got an anonymous Phone call to fly right.....well these days it an anonymous Post on S.C.C
FRED HAMPTON WAS NOT MURDERED. IF HE WAS THE FEDS WOULD HAVE CHARGED THE POLICE AND THE STATE'S ATTY.
WHAT HAPPENED WAS IS THAT FRED HAMPTON TRIED TO CARRY OUT THE MOTTO OF THE BLACK PANTHERS "OFF A PIG" AND GOT WHAT WAS HIS DUE.
WHAT HAS STARTED HERE IS UNSTOPPABLE. THE LINES MUST BE DRAWN, AND WE CANNOT BACK DOWN. IF FOP LETS THIS GO, IF THE CITY LETS THIS GO AND THEY FORESAKE US, THE CITY POLICE, THEN WE MUST TAKE ACTI0N. HELLO FOP? YOU LISTENING?
THIS PROPOSAL IS THE EQUIVILANT OF " SHOTS FIRED AT THE POLICE".
WHAT IS OUR RESPONSE?
IF THE CITY SELLS US OUT AND FOP TOO, THEN I BELIEVE ALL OFFICERS WHO WORK IN THE DISTRICTS WHERE HAITHCOCK AND PEREWINKLE AND WHOEVER ELSE SUPPORTS FRED HAMPTON (ROTS) SHOULD BID OUT. A SOCIETY WHO MAKES ENEMIES WITH ITS POLICE HAD BETTER MAKE FRIENDS WITH ITS CRIMINALS. THIS WILL TAKE A CONCERTED EFFORT. BUT FOP SHOULD BE ON BOARD. CONTINGENCY PLANS MUST BE MADE NOW. THIS IS THE BEGINNING. WHAT'S NEXT? TO THINK THAT THERE ARE POLICE OFFICERS PATROLLING DISTRICTS WHERE THE ELECTED OFFICIALS SUPPORT AND DEFEND A PERSON WHO ADVOCATED KILLING POLICE OFFICERS IS REPRHENSIBLE. IF THE CITY OR FOP WON'T LOOK OUT FOR US WHO WILL? GHOSTBUSTERS? NO, WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES.
THIS MUST TAKE PLACE NOW!!! ALL OFFICERS WHO ARE OFFENDED, INSULTED, AND DO NOT FEEL SAFE WORKING IN DISTRICTS WHERE THE ALDERMAN AND OTHER ELECTED OFFICIALS SUPPORT AN ADVOCATE OF KILLING COPS SHOULD AND MUST BID OUT NOW!!!!! IF WE WILL NOT MAKE A STAND NOW THEN WE ARE DEFEATED.
Thanks its good to get a little aide.
What don't alder-asses do on duty???? Hey what do they actually do again??
Hey 3/10/2006 10:20:17 AM,
Stop shouting at me! Might want to try decaf next time too.
Bidding out? Thats an awesome idea.
Recently, historians discovered an additional Gospel book of the bible. there is now Mark, Mathew, Luke, John, and SEISER.
If you ask SEISER what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."
After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
A blind man once stepped on SEISER'S shoe. SEISER replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm SEISER!"
The mere mention of his name cured this man's blindness.
Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by SEISER.
A man was once stranded on the side of the road after his car ran out of gas. SEISER drove by, got out, and looked the man in the eye. The man knew that everything would be fine. Then SEISER proceeded to piss into the man's gas tank and to this very day that man has never had to fill his gas tank up again.
That was 14 years ago.
SEISER once killed a man, brought him back to life, and then killed him again.
When asked why, he said, "Did you see the look on his face the second time around? Priceless."
At the end of each week, SEISER kills a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist.
it's true about the study group thing...I was there last night and the boot team was there running coppers plates
crying shame
When on vacation in December of '04, SEISER was stung by a jelly fish.
Delirious with rage at the unadulterated insolence, he roundhouse kicked the ocean into submission.
The result nearly wiped out a generation of Thais.
who is SEISER ?
SEISER is so tough I saw him eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose and ask for seconds.
Anonymous said...
who is SEISER ?
3/10/2006 11:07:02 AM
The last person to utter those words has never been seen again.
I will pray for you...
where does SEISER work. is he a tact sgt somewhere ?
He who runs it.
Anonymous said...
where does SEISER work. is he a tact sgt somewhere ?
3/10/2006 11:15:29 AM
The only thing you need to know about SEISER is that you are only alive because he hasn't killed you.
Yet.
Superman bought Seiser's outfit at the Salvation Army thrift store. What else did you thin that S stood for.
Seiser has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The US Geological Survey has kept a secret for many years regarding earthquakes. Earthquakes are not caused by shifting plate tectonics, but when SEISER belches. That's why earthquakes are measured by a SEISMIC GRAPH.
You all missed Drunken Cop Fest last night! Tons of silly-fools running lose at Diversey/Central! Seiser led the line dance. The hokey-pokey was a hit!
Off the boot team.
hey, they're only words ...
It's simple run their plates at work while they're out running others. That's what partners are for.
Off ignorant pols.
Just a hooligan comment.
Don't broadcast, just act.
Right now SEISER is having every computer at 35th st checked to find the person who gave that info
Does the Police Dept. still have members of Louis Farrakans group on the human rights commision. They were appointed by Hillard.
STOP WITH THE S__S_R (I DARE NOT UTTER HIS NAME) STUFF!!!
This is by far the funniest thread to date; a classic.
My stomach still hurts; one from laughing so hard and two from dry heaving from last night's party.
YOU'RE ALL DEAD!!!
GREAT COMMENT SUPT.
VOTE YES HR4473
Seiser allowed us to have sunshine today. Thanks Bro!
to know Seiser is to FEAR him...
and hey 11:07:02 AM Seiser knows who you are.
believe in Seiser , why you ask? because he believes in you thats why!
that statue in the courtyard of the academy is a life size representation of seiser...
seiser is the "alpha dog", "big dog" , "bad dog", "copp doggy dog" but he is not a (dog).
sir robert peal was seisers first partner.
and seiser is a master of disgusesier.
SEISER'S tears cure cancer.
Unfortuneately, he has never cried.
On the first day God created the heavens and the earth, looked down, and then said, "Holy shit, is that SEISER?"
When God sneezes, the seraphim sing, "SEISER bless you."
Ok all the SEISER stuff is funny and all, too bad you are sealing them from CHUCK NORRIS FACTS. My favorite one is Chuck Norris's mother did not have a cicerian(sp?) he roundhouse kicked his way out of the womb!
By the way today is his birthday!
CHUCK NORRIS RUNS SEISER!!
SEISER is so bad, he takes a baseball bat into the bathroom with him incase he craps out a panther and has to beat it to death.
Hey 3/10/2006 01:05:28 PM
I bet you take great glee in telling little kids there is no Santa Claus too! Killjoy Asshat!
www.chucknorrisfacts.com
pretty funny stuff!!
End the whole thing! It is lame!
Yoda was once "6,4", black, and talked normal. He then made the mistake of using SEISER'S name in vain.
Dept of Revenue booting PO's cars. I don't know about you but I cannot wait until I come across a Dept of Revenue employee in the course of my duties. Damn right they are going to jail for anything and EVERYTHING I can send em for. Then I'll give THEM parkers.
What's the matter you degenerate, pissed you don't have the education or clean criminal record that is required to get on our job?
Then I am calling the Inspector General so they lose their job. Ticket our cars will you assholes? It's on!!
scc, unfortunately this site has become a waste of time because of the idiotic ranting of a few obviously disturbed individuals over someone's name. Can't you shut them off?
FU%K THE POLICE ! !
Don't like what she has to say??
LET HER KNOW ! ! ! !
E-Mail: mhaithcock@cityofchicago.org
Alderman: Madeline L. Haithcock
Ward Office: 449 E. 35th Street
Chicago, IL 60616, and
701 S. Western
Chicago, IL 60612
Ward Phone: 773-924-0014
City Hall Office: 121 N. Lasalle St.
Room 300
Chicago, IL 60602
City Hall Phone: 312-744-6836
Am I the only one who thinks that the Sieser comments are funny IN SMALL DOSES. You guys have taken it WAAAAYYY to far. Have your homosexual experience with the dude already and get the fuck over it.
Study groups on Duty,
its on the job training, yout forcing police officers to study and learn G.O.'s and procedure !!!!
maybe out inservice program should be this good. worst trained department around..
30 rounds a year
no refresher in tatics
no classroom instruction
just videos about not driving on the grass....
6000 study 500 make it, thats 5500 better trained ..
does anyone have critical thinking skills or are we all zombies
How ignorant are these dumbfucks going to a study group on duty and parking their squad cars in plain view? If they have called that much attention to themselves they deserve whatever they get.
HOW CAN THEY BOOT YOUR CAR? TICKET YOUR CAR IF ILLEGALLY PARKED, BUT BOOT IT??
Off-Duty catches Clown Robber!
they can't boot seiser's car!
we MOCK what we do not understand...
to know SEISER is to love him.
...and the only one that brought up the homo thang is u sport, so take yur own advice...
HOW CAN THEY BOOT YOUR CAR? TICKET YOUR CAR IF ILLEGALLY PARKED, BUT BOOT IT??
3/10/2006 03:15:57 PM
They are trolling for scofflaws. What is it these days... 2 or 3 unpaid parkers and out comes the boot.
Out of curiosity, anybody ever work in the current 014 district or been assigned there lately? Believe me, I'll be the first to say that their are some phenomenal coppers working there now. But, having been there recently for a detail, their are some real tool-sheds working there also. Maybe they are some hanger-ons from the old era with that one beee-yatch Maria, whatever, there are some real doorknobs currently working. I'm talking snitches, rats, suckasses, u name it. Don't get me wrong, some of the guys are stand-up, but be wary of who u deal with if you ever have the displeasure of working there.
I ain't your sport, Ace. I brought up the homo thang after watching you hang on his friggin nuts like a bitch! I get the idea already-you are in love with the man. Get over it, buddy.
Don't tell anyone, Seiser is a HOMO!
Lets all start locking up Dept of Revenue workers until they get the point that WE are the law, not them!
Just a little off topic (of Seiser)but did anyone see the news. Apparently 500,000 mexicans invaded downtown today for a protest. The department (through its intelligence) estimated 500-1000. Had downtown in gridlock ALL DAY! Dana was in charge of the fiasco until Kline relived him of the power and put chiewski (sp)in charge with Cmdr Lopez as his aid. It started at 0930 and is still F-ed up 1630.
Get Seiser and Big Ronnie Ruffo down there...1/2 mil mexicans v. those two and you know who is giong to win!!!!
going - sorry typo police
50,000 Mexicans and where's INS when you need them?
Whoever posted that comment about the fourteenth district better watch there back. I'll take care of them after I'm done eating my nut-rageous bar, twix, hostess products, chunky bar, chips ahoy, beat my wife, flash taco, snickers, milky way, skittles (two bags), okie-doke, wrack of lamb, steak, young boy, spam, maria maher, hotdog, Mcdonald's menu, and to drink a bottle of Mr. Pibb.
Arnold Palmer, Tiger Woods and Jesus Christ were playing a round of golf.
Christ dropped on in the water on the 14th hole.
Tiger, forgetting who he was playing with, was heard to utter, "Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?"
Arnie, ever the cognizant one, quickly replied, "He is Jesus Christ, but he thinks he's Seiser."
Christ, laid it up, and sunk it in two, Seiser would have sunk it.
All Hail Seiser.
Typo, Christ dropped one in the water.
no you aint my sport Ace because i dont swang that way you do, by the way your gold membership card at the manhole has expired. if you polish sam christians knob you might get a 20% discount when you renew your "membership"
seiser still runs it CHAMP.
I feel very sorry for anyone who didn't laugh out loud at least one time while reading this nonsense!
I haven't laughed this hard since they made Maher an exempt!
Seiser rules! ha ha
Get Seiser and Big Ronnie Ruffo down there...1/2 mil mexicans v. those two and you know who is giong to win!!!!
3/10/2006 04:31:47 PM
Seiser would have roundhouse kicked them all into tiny shards of meat then killed and eaten Ron Ruffo. Seiser has nothing personal against against Ruffo, it's just what Seiser does.
Why do you think we had the million mexican man march? Seiser was there. They came to pay him homage.
Mayor Daley's personnel handed out Chicago Police applications to the protestors downtown today. And Daley along some other local politicians kissed the illegal's asses in their speeches. Pretty bad when ILLEGAL ALIENS can get a bigger protest than naming a street sign after a Gang banging killer.
Remember kids... we are fucked.
Dumbshit,
Everret Johnson was in charge, Till Williams heard it was getting big. Eventually Cline was on scene
If anyone has ever read the hiring policies of the city of chicago it clearly states that you do NOT have to be a US citizen to be a city employee or POLICE OFFICER for that matter. You must have a current and valid green card in order to get hired. There are several LEGAL ALIENS on our job. Mexican, Polish, Irish and African! Some of them are hard working smart coppers to boot.
SEISER does not have fans. He has legions of followers.
Thanks guys...your comments about SEISER had me pissing in my pants. As long as SEISER doesn't mind the ribbing...let the laugh's keep on commin'. They were so good, I called my 2 kids in collage and told them to log on.
Top Three leading causes of death in the United States - 1.heart disease 2. SEISER 3. cancer.
You big Whimps working in The CPD gun grabbers squad need to see what I use to protect myself when my man is not home!
LET ME GUESS.....Aaah Vaseline?
To 3/10/2006 07:47:50 PM Poster:
Hey, I try to eat healthy, exercise, and all that good crap, but how does one practice healthy Seiser prevention???????
lmao....
If Seiser is on furlugh.....who runs it then?
Note to Pancho Villa:
Why are you only the defender of LEGAL aliens? Illegal aliens should have the right to be hired by the City of Chicago. If public schools have to educate them, public employment should not discriminate against them either. I bet they could be good cops too.
Keep fuckin' arround, it was Chuck Norris 66th B-day the other day, he hears about this Seiser stuff, and the fuckin' world will come to an end!
After the rally SEISER 501'ed all the Mexicans on their way home !
To Mr. Perfect there are some good coppers in 14 and plenty of whiny dogs also. Plus a good compliment of gang bangers and P.O.'s kids banging with P.O.'s mothers help. And there is plenty of female coppers riding with the bangers. They have been there long before Maria showed up, she had no use for them either
Daley better be nice to those Illegal Alian Beaners, he'll need them election day.
Put a Sombrero on Fatyy Phil he'd look like Poncho Pig!
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