Saturday, March 11, 2006

Speaking of Selling Assets

Has the mayor looked into possibly selling the Police Department? Seriously. It would relieve the City of it's largest employee base. The City wouldn't be liable for all those big settlements they seem so eager to pay (a private company hiring it's own attorneys would be more likely to fight some of those cases anyway). We'd probably be able to live outside the city; we'd probably be able to strike if need be; equipment and training would be more up to date. We think this has been tried at least once before:

We think it worked out pretty well for the people over at Omni Consumer Products. At least at first. As long as it isn't low bid, we could work out some of the kinks.

61 Comments:

Blogger SCC said...

Ha! We must have been typing this as a commentator at the previous thread was speculating on it. Great minds think alike! Unless you're watching us? Hello?

3/11/2006 10:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No #1 after scc, hahha

3/11/2006 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous CPD4Sale said...

LMAO!!!

Can we bid now? Will this be on EBay?????


ROTFLMAO ^5 SCC!!!

3/11/2006 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OCP would be a great choice. They just experienced a takeover, and have a new CEO.
now SEISER runs OCP.

3/11/2006 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Introducing his newest line of robotic police officer, the Muzupappa2006

3/11/2006 11:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This idea rocks!! If I can buy the department, then, I can create my own rules since I'm a businessowner now.

Ok gang! Friday is casual day. That's right. No need for uniforms. Just wear jeans and a freaking t-shirt. In the summer, Fridays you can wear shorts.

hahaha

3/11/2006 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about we sell the Mayor?

3/11/2006 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bidd two wilted potted plants. The city can put them in a planter on the drive. this will save the tax payers some money.

3/11/2006 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't try to out bid me he's not worth a penny more!

3/11/2006 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel like a whore!
a rock and a couple of bucks should take it!!

3/12/2006 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the city would start fighting some of these frivolous lawsuits and stop giving money away, maybe we would not have to pay for benefits, get at least the cost of living as a raise. A copper just starting out can't afford a house unless he lives in the ghetto! Why work. I think i'll just get quit get into a section 8 in 016,drink my 40 smoke a blunt and watch Jerry springer!!!!

3/12/2006 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous cute p.o. said...

i love the area 2 gun team guys.

3/12/2006 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All you 016th District whiners:
Add this to your list--Are you ready for Capt. Lenti on the 3rd watch? Well he's coming on the 16th. More great incentive on this job. He gets dumped to midnites in 010 and hits the medical for almost 6 months--then gets sent to 016.How can any of you guys complain about this job? This just proves it's for real!

3/12/2006 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Daley has announced the selling of all its Detective Ed Gorman Memorial Restrooms. Once sold it, all Eddie's Johns will have pay toliets, pay paper towel dispensers and pay sinks. The pictures of male swimmers in speedos will stay and the toliet paper will be a Det. Ed Gorman signature brand toliet paper. The toliet paper will be nice and white without any markings just like his supplementary reports. Everytime you flush a pre-recorded announcement will be made in Ed's own voice giving out helpful police and investigating advice.

3/12/2006 03:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Your Fetting Screwed said...

The selling or long term leasing of any City property or service is a quick fix with terrible consequences. What Daley is doing is making Chicago look financially solvent during his time as Mayor and leaving our children and grandchildren revenue less in the future. The Skyway took in over 70 million a year before they granted the corporation that took it over the right to raise fees as much as double over the next 10 years. Once the money from the sell of this Skyway is gone and blown who do you think will have to come up with an extra 100,000 million a YEAR to make up for the Skyway over the next 99 years? It's the biggest shell game I ever saw.

As I drive through the inner city all I see now is new senior citizen buildings going up and section 8 houses and town houses. I don't get it? Most of us are working 2 maybe 3 jobs to have our house and maybe send our kids to a private school. The inner city skates free. Free new homes, new kitchen appliances and even furniture. Its a fucking joke and I am getting to the point of exploding. Where the hell in this free country's constitution did it ever say... give the nonworking, the lazy, the baby pumping machines a free ride at our expenses? You don't think that most of this construction is Kenny Brothers or other Daley kickback friends?
PEOPLE you better wake up before this is a totally communist country. We are paying for the lazy ass holes medical with no deductibles, food stamp programs, free beautiful new housing, WIC for the babies (By the way, WIC isn't a government agency, it id wholly sponsored by the Catholic Church of Chicago, that's right, your donations are going to encourage marriage less child births and reckless young baby pumpers) and so many more programs that are too numerous to mention.

This country has to stop rewarding bad behavior with monetary gifts just for votes.

Your working a few jobs, the spouse is working and all you can really do is just stay a float. Because your paying for all these fricking lazy ass holes.

3/12/2006 04:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My question is how is all these inner city jobless assholes driving expensive cars with no fucking jobs? You search them and its a pocket full of cash. This Counrty is FUCKED! The working class is being laughed at. You hardly see your kids because how much you work, your tired and your paying out the ass to live in a "quiet neighborhood". Who do you think is laughing their asses off at you? The same people who get up and scream they are being treated unfairly and because they are this or that they are being picked on, but never a mention about who is really floating their handouts! When I am told, Hey, I am paying your salary, I always say back, Yes, You are, with the money they take out of my salary to hand you a jobless check!

3/12/2006 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your know how many people are screwed each year by the IRS because some illegal alien is using their social security number. Try explaining to the IRS that you didn't work in California and don't know why the IRS has a W-2 form in your name. They say, too bad, prove you didn't. Hard to prove a negative. As our medical deductables shot up this year, not only can a mexican sneak in our counrty, enjoy free medical, they can also pop out a kid in the USA and wow, its a citizen. So even if you deport the parent, the welfare system has to send checks to Mexico for the kid. Thats like hitting the lotto in Mexico where 1000. bucks a month will get you a house and a maid.
The largest P.O. Box center operated by the US POST OFFICE is on the Texas boarder. They estimate that over 90 percent of the millions sent in government checks there are picked up by the PO BOX holder who is a Mexico resident. They just "visit" the US each month to get their benefits.

3/12/2006 05:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need to do what Wisconsin does. Make the unemployed get jobs to get their free checks. It is working there. I am sick of locking up the drugdealer with the Escalade and the money in his pocket, and the link card THAT WE PAY FOR in his wallet!

3/12/2006 05:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP 7 collects over 4,500,000.00 dollars a year from our checks. You want to talk about kickbacks, bribes and theft?

Try going through their books!

Whores on business trips, inflated business expenses, bar tabs, kickback on purchases and so on.

Police Pension Board? They steer retirees to their rip off financial friends for gifts, cash and travel.

District and Unit Commanders. They get expense money every month but for what, just to pocket. When was the last time a boss paid for anything. They get invited to our parties for free, they don;t spend a penny of their money for anything.



The whole system is broke guy, but kudos for taking the time to write.

3/12/2006 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there was a guy that i used to work with, that was from Mexico, that used to go home and get his wife pregnant, then he would bring her to the U. S., right before the baby was born to get free medical care, and also to get the baby citizenship so that the baby could come and work here some someday to fund his ranch in Mexico. he took advantage, and he is still laughing at our govt!

3/12/2006 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It will never happen because the WHITE elected officials need to kiss the asses of the people of color to keep their jobs. It sickens me that asshole Daley would stand in front of a crowd containing a whole number of illegal aliens and kiss their asses while retired cops are being charged up the ass for medical insurance, widows of cops and firemen getting less money than woman with four kids on welfare.

They love fighting with us for little things on our contracts so we keep our eyes off the BIG THINGS.

Why can't we pay a little more in the pension so a retired cop or fireman can have medical insurance. How do they justify making a retired cop/fireman to pay so much a month for health care coverage but provide FREE coverage to all the people we have been locking up over the years?

3/12/2006 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous American Minuteman said...

We took an oath to hold up the U.S. Constitution and the Illinois Constitution when we accepted employment. The FOP should go to court and demand that Mayor Daley rescind the order for Chicago police officers not to ask or inquire as to the citizenship of an arrestee. But what the Mayor is really afraid of is that is allowed there will be documentation of how many illegal's are committing crimes and not just coming to the USA to better their families.

3/12/2006 05:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

04:47 is exactly right
good job
we reward baby makers for political expediency
We give do nothing lazy assholes everything for free
It makes me sick

3/12/2006 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The same Mayor who had no opinion about a honorary street sign going up for a gang leader, killer and cop hater has the balls to kiss the asses of illegal aliens.

Funny, I remember how nice he was to the police, both locally and in Michigan, when he cried like a little midget baby over his son beating a kid in Michigan with a bat.

Wonder how forgiving the Mayor would be if it was his son that was beat with the bat? That grudge holding small dick midget wouldn't be!

3/12/2006 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The conservative white revolution is coming soon. I can feel it by the writings on this board and right wing talk show hosts. I have a feeling a civil war is soon. Working stiffs are tired of being taken advantage of.

3/12/2006 05:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real secret to C.A.P.S=
Caucasian American Police Society

3/12/2006 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Mayor Richard M. Daley said...

Everyone, go to your windows and open them and scream, "I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

3/12/2006 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

some years ago,myself and another officer got a chuckle out of the idea that was floating around to allow advertisements on squad cars.
For example, "This DUI was brought to you by...." can you imagine the possibilities?

3/12/2006 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or All vehicles used in this drive by shooting were Made in America by Chevrolet

3/12/2006 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mator Daley walks into a bar and sees a menu on the wall.
Hard Boiled Eggs - 50 Cents
Ham Sandwich - $3.50
Pizza - $5.50
HANDJOBS - $10.00

The Mayor asks the bartender, are you the one who gives the handjobs? The Bartender responds with a YES!
The Mayor says... go wash your hands, I want a peeled hard boiled egg please.

3/12/2006 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was one funny yoke! Laughing my ass off!

3/12/2006 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ronal Hubberman says, I'll take the handjob big guy and I'll suck on the the Mayor's eggsack.

3/12/2006 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why hasn't the FOP President declare how many female cops he screwed on the job? Because he has actually screwed us all over and over!

3/12/2006 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did Daley kiss the combined asses of all those “immigrants”? Because he FEARS THEM.

If we could come up with that kind of vocal crowd at the St. Jude’s Parade maybe he would FEAR US too.

3/12/2006 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the garbage collectors went on strike, all their trucks would be sold and painted in Waste Management colors in a week.

And we would get the bills.

The Plumber's Union throws the St. Pat's parade for Hiz Honor and we get water meters. Installed by union plumbers and brought to you by hired trucks. As if we were not paying for water and sewerage without water meters. We are not just paying enough.

If some investigative reporter could dig into City Hall files, they would probably find a plan to sell all the C.F.D. apparatus to the company that runs the private fire service for Scottsdale, AZ.

We might even be able to find a plan to really go back to the old days and sell the Detective Division to Pinkerton's. After all that is where they started from after the civil war.

3/12/2006 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BUT YOU KEEP VOTING FOR THAT PRICK DALEY. I SAY GET ANYBODY IN THERE WE CAN TO GET DALEY OUT. HOW MUCH WORSE COULD IT GET OR BE?

I WORK MY ASS OFF SO THE MINORITIES CAN BUY ASSUALT WEAPONS TO CONTROL THE DRUG TURF THAT DALEY GETS A KICKBACK FROM.

CHANGE IS NEEDED NO MATTER WHO GETS IN. DIE YOU LITTLE PRICK.

3/12/2006 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone know what happened to the first second city copper web site and why was seiser shut down ?



what ever happen to freedom of speech, or don't you get that if your a policeman..

3/12/2006 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous cpdfemale said...

I have seen the FOP president...I would not screw him! YUK!

3/12/2006 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE WANT MORE SCC TESTING GROUNDS FUNNY SHIT..





HAIL SEISER

3/12/2006 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

THREAD SUGGESTION:

Schools close, violence spikes

Suntime article, seems the animals that close their own schools down get shipped to a new school just to tear that one up also.

Any school units out here? Confirmation stories? Does anyone send their kids to CPS element, or high? How much are you paying for Catholic ed?

Sorry to thread jump, thought maybe you could start a new one some time in the future.

3/12/2006 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You gotta love those new PDTs! Now its harder to cheat the system. So now the dogs can't see pending jobs anymore. Yes, now you have to do those shoplifters on your beat. There is no escape,if you don't like it, go to the airport with your dog-ass sister!

3/12/2006 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to work at Senn High School.

Our beloved african american animals would walk out of the classroom spitting and throwing their potatoe chip/cheetos bags to the floor. They all had 100 dollar gym shoes and sony walkman cd players at our expense. The politicians are buying the votes of these pathetic people at our cost.

I agree with the state of Wisconsin. Make them work for their free money. There is plenty to clean up on the streets of Englewood. But working isnt as fun as selling crack and laying around drinking all day is it?

Instead of worrying about what whitey is using the "N" word. Why dont you black people try cleaning up your own race. You people use the "N" more than any other race.

3/12/2006 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone know what happened to the first second city copper web site and why was seiser shut down ?

++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Brian shut it down because Ro sued him and he was getting tired of all the bullshit surrounding it. Better hope SCC doesn't get tired of some of the shit appearing here either or bye-bye-board.

3/12/2006 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 1:16:49
What u said was confirmed about this captain lenti guy. we hear he is a real "playboy wanna-be." did he get acting lessons from rickey gerraro?

3/12/2006 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous buy, buy, buy!!! said...

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In the initial public offering (IPO) of the Chicago Police Department back in 2006, I bought 5 million shares at .02 per share. Now, ten years later, I'm worth a cool billion!

NASDAQ Symbol: CPDX Buy! Buy! Buy!

3/12/2006 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous wall st. said...

buy-buy-buy:

You're funny.

Wanna buy a huge chrome bean?---CHEAP!

3/12/2006 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About those frivolous lawsuits.

I have heard about the city not fighting all those frivolous lawsuits for almost thirty years and I have always wondered about something.

Why would somebody be a city attorney, it can’t pay very much. At least not the mega-bucks that a lawyer can make suing the city.

Now there is no proof that this ever happened even once. The history of graft and corruption in this town suggests that some of those cases could be “sold.” It would make sense, the city pays off, the plaintiff’s lawyer gets his cut, and the city’s attorney, maybe he gets his cut too.

3/12/2006 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Problem with lawsuits as I had explained to me years ago, is the Federal system. If someone sues the department in federal court and prevails, even if damages are only ONE DOLLAR, the lawyers get their fees.

So you bitch slap some asshole that kicked you in the balls. He sues you in federal court, but the jury understands why you slapped him, after all he kicked you in the balls. They have to uphold the suit, but they think they'll screw him over and award him $1 in damages. Ha Ha, we showed him.....wrong.

Plaintiff gets his $1 but the lawyers get their fees. That is part of the reason that suits that should be litigated are settled....at least that is how it was explained to me.

As a non-lawyer, but long time copper, I think it's screwy. Litigate everything that doesn't have 100% merit. It may cost some, but after a while, the assholes who file for the sue payoff will stop. My 2¢ worth. Too bad King Richard II won't agree.

3/12/2006 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OPS investigators have been selling cases to private attorneys for years. Some of the cases ther are doing the investigation. If they can manipulate the investigation, the city will settle the civil case and they get their cut...get it!!!

3/12/2006 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry - "they are doing..."

3/12/2006 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back the 10hr watch!!!!

3/12/2006 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Cadillac-Standard of The World" as the Escalade glides away from the Drive-by Massacre.

OR

"Lincoln-Lincoln mo-mink-un, fee-fi-fo-mink-un, LINCOLN", the name game.

3/12/2006 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHO authorized the transfer of a DOG ass and stupid Captain from 010 midnight medical roll abuser to 016 3rd watch? This is the caliber of our leadership!!! Abuse the medical, cry like a bitch then get sent somewhere nice before the capt bids come out. Whoever the highest seniority Capt. who wanted that spot is, he should bitch or file a grievance or something. Guy's on the watch in any district have enough problems with man power and getting a day off that they don't need the grief of having a lousy Capt. hovering over them.

3/12/2006 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello. I heard the CPD was for sale.

I would like to purchase the 35th & Michigan location. Aside from buying the police, I also want to put my Dunkin Donuts and Dry Cleaning in there as well for maximum profit.

3/12/2006 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't wanna hear about Airport P.O.'S. WE are there because of our hard work and dedication to DUTY!!!

3/12/2006 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They want cameras

They should impliment the new splice for the shittyeyemolecular. This splice goes in between the nerve which travels from the rear of the eye to the asshole, connecting a viewing lcd screen. Then the bosses can really see what a shitty outlook us coppers do have when looking at the bosses political crap doled out to us and are expected to swallow on a daily basis.
stick your cameras

3/12/2006 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to your fetting screwed, Riteway construction, a GD front probably built all those section 8's. OMI should investigate all these GD's ties to one of the biggest minority builders in Chicago and why the city still uses this outfit.

3/12/2006 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
About those frivolous lawsuits.

I have heard about the city not fighting all those frivolous lawsuits for almost thirty years and I have always wondered about something.

Why would somebody be a city attorney, it can’t pay very much. At least not the mega-bucks that a lawyer can make suing the city.

Now there is no proof that this ever happened even once. The history of graft and corruption in this town suggests that some of those cases could be “sold.” It would make sense, the city pays off, the plaintiff’s lawyer gets his cut, and the city’s attorney, maybe he gets his cut too.

3/12/2006 11:46:49 AM

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It's not so much the cty atty's. It's the city. Daley specifically. It's really easy. Daley finds his buddies from DePaul that helped him pass and they get to be the plaintiff's. City settles cause they hire pol hacks that could not try a DOPW case, and tell them ahhh, just settle it so wwe don't loose every thing. Joe gets $18M (which he'll piss away in 18 days). Daley's Law School chum get 1/3 to 1/2 (depending if Joe finished his CPS education). And a fat kick back ends up on the 5th floor. All is well.

What we should be asking is why doesn't Chicago or IL pass a no-fault protection for their civil service employees??

3/13/2006 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor daley is nothing more than a modern day Al Capone. He is a 60 year old spoiled brat that needs his ass kicked. Same for that witch hes married too!

3/14/2006 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous da mare's 64! said...

Daley was age sixty over four years ago...not that there's anything wrong with that.

3/14/2006 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For once let's stay on topic.Is the mayor selling assets to make up for a budget shortfall? If this is the case,the end results could be devistating to the citizens and empolyees in the longrun. What is he doing with the proceeds of these sales? Is he funding the policemen's,firefighters,or municipal workers pension funds? All of which are underfunded. After there's nothing else to sell,where will the revenue come from? These are the subjects that we as Police Officers,city employes,and citizens should be concerned about. Instead of trading juvenile insults and racial slurs,we need to concentrate on these things that affect our careers and retirement.

3/16/2006 03:47:00 AM  

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