Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Killing More Trees

Now we're issuing Community Alerts warning of bad heroin:
  • Chicago police on Monday issued a community alert to warn residents, especially those in the West Side Ogden District, against accepting and using free drugs they believe to be heroin.
This is wrong on so many levels. Most wrong of all is the name "Ogden District." Anyone who calls Marquette the "Ogden" District ought to be strangled with their own radio cord. 010 is and always will be Marquette, just as 011 is and always will be Fillmore (or "Fillmo" for you purists). What do they call 018 now? 015 got to keep their name.

Second of all, you get what you pay for in quality control issues with heroin.

And finally, we'd rather see them using the extra manpower to put up an extra wagon on the west side to pick up dead bodies than use them to pass out flyers and issue Community Alerts. Here's a news flash for the Department - ALL HEROIN IS BAD, no matter what corner it is sold or given away on.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am First in line for the free HEROIN...

And FIRST on blog..

What a day!!

4/18/2006 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give out more H and our problems will go away!

4/18/2006 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drugs are bad. Mmmmmmmmkay?

4/18/2006 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They killed Kenny,,,,,,,,with bad H.

4/18/2006 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh, huh, huh,........yeah, like.......huh, huh, huh,........I knew this guy, who like, took this bad heroin and he, like, died and stuff.......huh, huh, huh......

4/18/2006 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what's ironic about all this heroin nonsense? If the people who distibute this killer batch ever get caught, they'll probably be charged with something cool like attempted murder. Yet, the mopes who deal the "good" stuff every day would only be charged with delivery or possession. Go figure.

Fuck it, I'm depressed now....... I'm goin to the west side to get me some herron!

4/18/2006 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous i saw elvis said...

Elvis died from an overdose! It killed a King, drugs are bad!

4/18/2006 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So wonder the City of Chicago hasn't sent our officers to anymore out-of-town deployments. Sounds like it was a girls gone wild deployment. Is any of these stories true or just SCC blog nonsense?

4/18/2006 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous elevis did not die from drugs said...

The King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley, died from a bad shit. He dropped dead on the crapper pushing too hard on his poop and locked his heart up doing so.

4/18/2006 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous SCOUTS OUT said...


Halfway down the trail to Hell,
In a shady meadow green
Are the Souls of all dead troopers camped,
Near a good old-time canteen.
And this eternal resting place
Is known as Fiddlers' Green.

Marching past, straight through to Hell
The Infantry are seen. Accompanied by the Engineers,
Artillery and Marines,
For none but the shades of Cavalrymen
Dismount at Fiddlers' Green.

Though some go curving down the trail
To seek a warmer scene.
No trooper ever gets to Hell
Ere he's emptied his canteen.
And so rides back to drink again
With friends at Fiddlers' Green.

And so when man and horse go down
Beneath a saber keen,
Or in a roaring charge of fierce melee
You stop a bullet clean,
And the hostiles come to get your scalp,
Just empty your canteen,
And put your pistol to your head
And go to Fiddlers' Green.

4/18/2006 01:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is how this department handles and problem....from murders to dogs crapping on the lawn....make another stack of useless paper.

4/18/2006 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

correction to above...handles ANY problem

4/18/2006 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read it and weep...Sorry the patrol divsion doesn't care. THERES NO FUTURE WITHOUT A PHONE CALL. What do you expect????????
I'm just a silly lone patrolman, and that's all I'll be. Goodnight.
Say! Any Bosses sign the petition yet?

4/18/2006 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is an idea!

Why not use a hot jolt Heroin (trademark name of the Bayer Asperin Company) for lethal injection executions.

Dude won't feel a thing!

4/18/2006 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just In Caluris is the new Area 3 Deputy Chief ..... FOP wins again

4/18/2006 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So after reading all of these posts I think that my wife and I have noooo problems compared to what's going on in the department. I'm not doing anyone but her. However....she feels that I am not the understanding, gentle, caring, loving, metrosexual that I should be. Especially with all of the role models I have within the department who exhibit such on a regular basis.

So she figures we need someone to tell us how to have a better marriage and she drags my ass to the department counselor - the EAP counselor (407 s Dearborn). We sit down in this guy's office and it is clear to me in about 5 seconds (nothing gets by me) that this guy is an alternative lifestyle person (F.H.) and he proceeds to tell me how I could be a better husband. How the hell does he know, I wonder. Maybe he uses his partner as a role model.

How the department can have this person doing MARRIAGE counseling is beyond me.

So, if the wife drags YOU in for counseling you might check out which team your counselor is playing for.

4/18/2006 07:14:00 AM  
Blogger CalumetCopper said...

I believe the Herron should be mixed with sterization drugs, that way these stupid f***ers halt the passing of their genetic poison...

Oh, and BTW:

Hey WELFARE MOMMAS! If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!

4/18/2006 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wentworth is Wabash "The Bash"

Calumet is Kensington

4/18/2006 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Madison ho stroll said...

Flo da ho,
She work from eight to fo'
She blow for dough
In a place called Fillmo'

4/18/2006 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would the department brass care any more about the counseling that we receive - they dont give a sh*t about anything else.

4/18/2006 12:15:00 PM  
Blogger Sabian said...

TO: 4/18/2006 07:14:27 AM

Congrats!!!! You are one day closer to divorce court where your nuts are pulled off through your wallet. Then you will have a SMALLER check and need to work so many extra jobs and hours that you will either become a master of time management or you will inplode. If you are smart you will save EVERY receipt lest you get called before the judge again in the future. But, don't worry... EAP boy will be available for a consultation should you be stressin'.

Oh.....was there a glass of Kool Aid on his little table?......

4/18/2006 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chicago Police are sending out flyers, community alerts, etc for this BAD DRUG CRAP. Complete silence when they need to defend slain coppers &families

4/18/2006 02:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The Chicago Police are sending out flyers, community alerts, etc for this BAD DRUG CRAP. Complete silence when they need to defend slain coppers &families

4/18/2006 02:36:56 PM

Cause its not cool to defend the police, you should know that by now.

4/18/2006 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People who stick poison needles in their body deserve what they get.

4/18/2006 06:39:00 PM  
Blogger Sabian said...

Heroin Flyers........

The new 'community alerts' have "DON'T ACCEPT IT!" spelled correctly this time.

No stapled pack of Kool Aid attached though.

4/18/2006 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Giving out that free heroin is like "thinning the herd"!

4/18/2006 09:28:00 PM  
Blogger fillmoregal said...

Another mope
Took bad dope
Today in 011...

4/18/2006 11:07:00 PM  

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