Sunday, June 11, 2006

Zarqawi Guest Blogging

Over at IowaHawk, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi files his first ever dispatch from the afterlife. One of the gems contained within:
  • So Zarkman walks toward the light. No s---, it's a lot like 2001: A Space Odyssey, but in 3-D quadrophonic sensurround. And BOOM, plop, I'm in this gigantic white room, completely empty except for this hooded faceless guy and a totally sweet 47" plasma screen.
Language warning - it is some funny funny stuff. Go read the entire essay.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

PHUQUE Zarqawi....plenty of stores still available to sell my Baby's Mama pampers !!

6/11/2006 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Biological samples from the bodies of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and his associates were delivered last Thursday night to the FBI crime laboratory in Quantico, Va.

6/11/2006 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, you're not a VIRGIN! What the fuck???? Hey you either. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,nope, nope......I should have stayed alive and respected a real God. So much for the afterlife for a muslim!!! Bageldogs and the fat ass, herpes infested, pork loin assed, butterball bitches that you would come to expect by a people that cover themselves 24/7 in public. Wher is my airline barf bag, my flour, and my razor? May the real God help me.

6/12/2006 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only VIRGINS are the a/2 female detectives, they haven't been touched in years lmao

6/12/2006 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whigham is getting investigated by the US Marshall's Office. Where uncle Stroger now?

6/12/2006 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the only virgins that allah will find for this numbnuts Zarqawi are probably all those lonely, obese, camelnose looking untouchables in the real life that were ignored for obvious reasons. enjoy.

also a shout out to TF 145. Great work guys...

What does TF 145 called the new leader of Al-Qaida in Iraq?


6/13/2006 11:36:00 AM  

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