Zarqawi Guest Blogging
Over at IowaHawk, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi files his first ever dispatch from the afterlife. One of the gems contained within:
- So Zarkman walks toward the light. No s---, it's a lot like 2001: A Space Odyssey, but in 3-D quadrophonic sensurround. And BOOM, plop, I'm in this gigantic white room, completely empty except for this hooded faceless guy and a totally sweet 47" plasma screen.
Language warning - it is some funny funny stuff. Go read the entire essay.
posted by SCC at 6:51 PM
6 Comments:
PHUQUE Zarqawi....plenty of stores still available to sell my Baby's Mama pampers !!
Biological samples from the bodies of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and his associates were delivered last Thursday night to the FBI crime laboratory in Quantico, Va.
Hey, you're not a VIRGIN! What the fuck???? Hey you either. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,nope, nope......I should have stayed alive and respected a real God. So much for the afterlife for a muslim!!! Bageldogs and the fat ass, herpes infested, pork loin assed, butterball bitches that you would come to expect by a people that cover themselves 24/7 in public. Wher is my airline barf bag, my flour, and my razor? May the real God help me.
The only VIRGINS are the a/2 female detectives, they haven't been touched in years lmao
Whigham is getting investigated by the US Marshall's Office. Where uncle Stroger now?
the only virgins that allah will find for this numbnuts Zarqawi are probably all those lonely, obese, camelnose looking untouchables in the real life that were ignored for obvious reasons. enjoy.
also a shout out to TF 145. Great work guys...
What does TF 145 called the new leader of Al-Qaida in Iraq?
NEXT!!!
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