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A 19-year-old man shot himself in the groin while trying to holster his gun in his pants, police said Thursday.
The teen was take to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn and was listed in critical condition, according to the First Deputy Superintendent's office report.
"He apparently pulled the trigger while putting the gun into his pants," police News Affairs Officer John Mirabelli said.
No further information was immediately available.
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
13 Comments:
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
ACCIDENTAL VASECTOMY...
Guess What He died
additional bogus details in 011 past and present...
Liquor Store @ Lake & Pulaski-- Back story- This liquor stores happens to be across the street from a prominent M/1 alderscumfuck's office.
2515 W Jackson
Back story-- Project, now knocked down, required the wagon to be posted 24/7...011 has only 1 wagon.
XXXX w. Arthington
back story- mother of Daley's secretary resides here. Her residence was burglarized. was a 24/7 detail.
Garfield Park
back story- its garfield park, i say no more. 011's apologies/gratitude to all outside units who must babysit DAN and put up with 1120.
XXXX W Adams
back story-- outspoken police hater (with political connections) resides on block and is tired of jabs being buried in her front yard.
Fillmore & Francisco
back story-- gangbanger with murder rap gets released from prison and claims to be "reformed". Detail assigned to protect his residence from gang retaliation.
ARRRGGGGGGGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Naw, that was an Area 2 Gun Team guy stopping for a quick one from the local whore on Michigan ave. Ooops.
This "victim" must have learned gun safety from a certain DEA Bozo who shot himself in front of school children after telling them he was the only qualified person to possess a handgun...
R. Lee Ermey says:
Talk about a total lack of trigger control! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20 NUMBNUTS!!!!!!!
What is he going to change her name to?
LMAO @ Sabian
to 12:37
i'll give you most of them but garfield park is a desperately needed boost of manpower on the weekends.
Now if anyone can answer who lives in the area of 900 n pulaski that it constantly gets the outdoor roll call seat belt attention "due to high incidents of violence".
An even better question is who is the political muscle behind 747 N. Pulaski AKA Brothers Palace. That place has had more shootings and homicides inside than some small countries. Sure it gets closed for a month or two but then it reopens under another name, like we dont know its the same people running it. Could it be Aldercreature Ed Smith? Hmm...
That is a molten ejaculation.
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