Friday, July 07, 2006

Too Funny

Write your own punchlines:
  • A 19-year-old man shot himself in the groin while trying to holster his gun in his pants, police said Thursday.

    The teen was take to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn and was listed in critical condition, according to the First Deputy Superintendent's office report.

    "He apparently pulled the trigger while putting the gun into his pants," police News Affairs Officer John Mirabelli said.

    No further information was immediately available.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

7/06/2006 11:05:00 PM  
Blogger loaded dice in Vegas said...

I can't stand it. I laughed so hard the Scotch went up my nose.

7/06/2006 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


7/07/2006 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess What He died

7/07/2006 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

additional bogus details in 011 past and present...

Liquor Store @ Lake & Pulaski-- Back story- This liquor stores happens to be across the street from a prominent M/1 alderscumfuck's office.

2515 W Jackson
Back story-- Project, now knocked down, required the wagon to be posted 24/7...011 has only 1 wagon.

XXXX w. Arthington
back story- mother of Daley's secretary resides here. Her residence was burglarized. was a 24/7 detail.

Garfield Park
back story- its garfield park, i say no more. 011's apologies/gratitude to all outside units who must babysit DAN and put up with 1120.

XXXX W Adams
back story-- outspoken police hater (with political connections) resides on block and is tired of jabs being buried in her front yard.

Fillmore & Francisco
back story-- gangbanger with murder rap gets released from prison and claims to be "reformed". Detail assigned to protect his residence from gang retaliation.

7/07/2006 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


7/07/2006 01:36:00 AM  
Blogger fillmoregal said...


7/07/2006 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naw, that was an Area 2 Gun Team guy stopping for a quick one from the local whore on Michigan ave. Ooops.

7/07/2006 05:27:00 AM  
Blogger Crimefile said...

This "victim" must have learned gun safety from a certain DEA Bozo who shot himself in front of school children after telling them he was the only qualified person to possess a handgun...

7/07/2006 05:41:00 AM  
Blogger Sabian said...

Sung to the Bon Jovi tune "You give love a bad name:

"Shot in the crotch and your to blame....You give guns a bad name."

7/07/2006 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R. Lee Ermey says:

Talk about a total lack of trigger control! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20 NUMBNUTS!!!!!!!

7/07/2006 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is he going to change her name to?

7/07/2006 10:44:00 AM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

LMAO @ Sabian

7/07/2006 11:28:00 AM  
Blogger fillmoreranger said...

to 12:37
i'll give you most of them but garfield park is a desperately needed boost of manpower on the weekends.
Now if anyone can answer who lives in the area of 900 n pulaski that it constantly gets the outdoor roll call seat belt attention "due to high incidents of violence".

7/07/2006 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An even better question is who is the political muscle behind 747 N. Pulaski AKA Brothers Palace. That place has had more shootings and homicides inside than some small countries. Sure it gets closed for a month or two but then it reopens under another name, like we dont know its the same people running it. Could it be Aldercreature Ed Smith? Hmm...

7/07/2006 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is a molten ejaculation.

7/08/2006 09:59:00 PM  

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