Win At All Costs
Another disgraced "winner" will most likely be stripped of his title:
PARIS-- Tour de France champion Floyd Landis will fight to clear his name and keep his hard-won title after his backup urine sample confirmed high testosterone levels Saturday.
Following the results of the "B" sample, Landis was fired by his Swiss team, Phonak. He also faces a two-year ban from USA Cycling, which is responsible for sanctions against the American rider.
Here's the kicker though:
- Henson said this week that the rider had tested positive for an testosterone-epitestosterone ratio of 11:1--well above the 4:1 limit.
Landis has hired high-profile American lawyer Howard Jacobs, who has represented several athletes in doping cases. Jacobs plans to go after the UCI for allegedly leaking information regarding the sample testing.
- Since the Phonak team was informed of the positive test on July 27, Landis and his defense team have offered varying explanations as to the high testosterone reading--including cortisone shots taken for pain in Landis' degenerating hip; drinking beer and whiskey the night before; thyroid medication; and his natural metabolism.
Almost 3 times the established limit. A lawyer attacking the process rather than the results. Changing explanations as to how a synthetic hormone rather than a naturally occurring one appeared in the sample. It all screams guilty to anyone with an ounce of sense.
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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Maria Maher a great detective? Fort Kool Aid has struck again
WHAT AN ASSHAT
Hey! It's au natural. More like, au bullshit
Q. What do hurricanes and steriods have in common?
A. They both make Jamaicans run like heck!
A woman went to her doctor for a followup visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
"Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before."
The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"
"On my balls."
breaking news from
cityofchicago.org
Landis will be a new addition to the huge balloons in the Bud Billiken parade. It seems as if his head has increased to such a size that he needs 50 people with strings attached to keep him down to earth.
HMMMMMMM......... Coffee...Tea ...or ME??? hee hee
Always on the second Saturday in August, it began in 1929. The Bud Billiken parade started as a promotional idea through the Chicago Defender newspaper. The paper had a weekly column in the children’s section under the pen name "Bud Billiken." Writer Willard Motley wrote the material and was the original "Bud Billiken." However, Motley’s association with the name Billiken is an off-spring the true origin of the concept.
The Billiken and its representation originated in China. The Chinese consider the Billiken to be a symbol of good luck, and the God of Laughter, Happiness, Merry making and Good Health. The Chinese believed that the presence of the Billiken with his pointed head, pot belly, bat-like ears and whimsical smile, when kept in their homes, would protect and insure a happy, pleasant atmosphere. When worn, it would dispel clouds of trouble and bring joy into life! He was a patron of beauty and guardian angel of children and it is this "Billiken" for which theme of the Bud Billiken Parade was created.
Billiken (symbol)
The event originated as a "parade" of news paper delivery boys down what was then called Grand Blvd. into Washington Park for a cook out. Either way, today the Billiken is a legendary character that serves as a symbol of pride, happiness, and hope for young Black people. The Chicago parade attracts hundreds of thousands of people along its route. For more information call 312-225-3710.
ok I don't get it what does Maria Maher have to do with Landis?????
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
Today is the day in which to express your noblest qualities of mind and heart, to do at least one worthy thing which you have long postponed.
Okay, you have proven you are a loser by posting all this unfunny stuff, then complimenting yourself. Congratulations. Loser.
A politician an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
To 2:27:24
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Would you like to go back to attacking other policemen, their districts or units? Or would you like to continue talking about how your tonge falls out of your head every time you see some fat-ass black or spanish girl. Well be my guest you ignorant ass-hole. We almost enjoyed you stupidity. It is getting late so go back to your basement and continue playing with your self while reading your own blogs.
Nice going SCC ,
This hole post went to hell. To many people have time on there hands. I think you should DELETE this POST. WHATAUTHINK ?????
(Asked if he believed in clubs for women, W.C. Fields responded:)
"Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails."
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
Hey, how about the story in the Trib about the City hiring a "fashion consultant" to help Chicago's fashion image? WTF???? That's a strong indication of what's important to that idiotic Daley, and it ain't crime or putting more cops on the street....
So, those first 30 posts or so all seem to have been done by the same person who kept responding to HER own posts.
Get a life rene!
yawn - this blog is really boring....
This blog is nothing more than a site to promote racism.
I believe hell is right here on Earth.
PHILOSOPHICALLY I mean
You can tell by the tone and the racial comments on this board as well as many blogs on the Internet that the working class white people are getting to a boiling point with the criminal and irresponsible actions of the minorities that is costing all of us trillions of dollars in programs that they are demanding and getting.
The Race War is already in progress. Just like Hitler in W.W.II, first comes the Jew Bashing then comes the actions of annihilation.
Take the post of that woman free loading off the churh:
Fuck this breeder cunt. Popping out kids and can't afford shit. Throw this nasty bitch to the curb already. What the fuck? How many THOUSANDS has sge gotten and how many jobs has she refused?
This is so fucking ridiculous!
I am tired of these fucking people who do anything they want without any responsibility for their actions, crying poor!
The only thing this "thing" should be given is having her TUBES TIED!
UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!
And watch how many assholes throw money at her too!
This is one pissed off person. And if there is one there is millions.
I have a feeling there will be social unrest and civil war in this Country soon. Be prepared and arm yourself!
But don't coming knocking on my bobm shelter door when the shit hits the fan.
To SCC
please delete this whole topic, its embarassing. The racial bullshit and the idiot who posted those stupid novels that I'm sure NOBODY reads, have distroyed the whole topic.
There's a lot more important things to talk about.
Stay safe out there
Wow, I haven't seen a better display of an unfunny loser without a life or friends in a long time.
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