Monday, December 18, 2006

Just Bizarre. Really Bizarre.

  • Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow but found his most unusual one driving his truck.

    One day last month, Lisko found a young buck with nub antlers -- and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs.

    ''It was definitely a freak of nature,'' Lisko said. ''I guess it's a real rarity.''

    He said he slowed down as the buck and two does ran across his driveway Nov. 22, but the buck ran under the truck and was hit.

    When he looked at the animal, he noticed 3- to 4-inch appendages growing from the rear legs. Later, he found a smaller appendage growing from one of the front legs.

Genetic freaks of nature - and we aren't talking about the general population of cheeseheads. Seven legged deer. And that isn't the worst part:
  • No matter how freaky, the deer was skinned and consumed.

    ''And by the way, I did eat it,'' Lisko said. ''It was tasty."

Truly frightening people, ya hey der.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a hegewisch deer

12/17/2006 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous M from MN said...

Here's an article on an even more twisted cheesehead doing an even more twisted thing to a deer: http://cerberusblog.wordpress.com/2006/11/16/oh-george-not-the-livestock/

Speaking of Wisconsinites having sex with dead things, check this one out:
http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_248175226.html

12/18/2006 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No The deer in Hegewisch just have two heads or maybe three eyes never seven legs. I am looking at one out my window right now. It does have three eyes, no wait, sorry thats the nieghbors kid.

12/18/2006 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess there would be no fighting over the legs at dinner time.

The City should take this as an example to reduce the "FIGHTING OVER THE LAST LEG MURDER EPIDEMIC" at holiday times.

12/19/2006 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hegewisch you mean Sauganash. Those are the ones that look in you bedroom windows at your women.

12/19/2006 11:46:00 AM  

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