Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Hahahahahahahahaha

Any Area 5 Detectives want to confirm of deny this one from the comments section?
  • From The Great Detective Karnak hmmmmm
  • 1) A burning car
  • 2) A transvestite hooker
  • 3) Area Five
  • Karnak says... Name three things nobody wants to get in to.
We know what most people are going to say on this, but try to keep it reasonably civil.

65 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats why they sent 15 new guys there

1/23/2007 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Burning Bush?

1/23/2007 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the city ever check to see if anyone replaces their body armor after the 5 year expiration is up? I see most old timers with armor that looks like its from Vietnam.

1/23/2007 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous det. harold stiffcock said...

Does this have something to do with a certain "dreamy" exempt waving down male motorists at Broadway and Diversey at 0400 hours?

1/23/2007 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AREA FIVE- THE EASIEST PLACE NOBODY WANTS TO GET INTO. MOST OF THE BOSSES ARE SOFT.

1/23/2007 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the love of Jesus Christ Our Savior, how long must we suffer Andrews and Maher?

1/23/2007 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL said...

THINGS LAST SEEN BEING PUSHED ACROSS CICERO AVE BY AB AND JK..PER. THE COMMANDANT??

1/23/2007 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Commander has surrounded himself with yes men, and when you only hear what you want it’s hard to see what is really going on. The truth is the Commander has not earned the command position he holds, so it is impossible for him to appreciate the detectives that have.

No matter what is said about the detectives and bosses that have left A/5, some good and some bad, you can’t hide from the fact that the amount that left sends a clear message. When an Area that normally takes a phone call to get into, has more openings then A/2 or even the Juvenile processing center, it becomes crystal clear that something is rotten in A/5. Dean can no longer hide from the truth!

A/5 is in desperate need for change and it is going to take more then just moving dean to a spot he deserves (like Midnight W/C in 6th district), he has brought in his crew that have followed in his footsteps. There are many A/5 cases that will never make it to court and new detectives that are encouraged to push cases that are only going to come back to haunt them.

1/23/2007 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC:

Great article in a three part series written recently by the author of THE BELL CURVE. It sheds light on the possible ineffectiveness of building and re-building all of the public schools in the hopes that this will makes the students achieve more; and the newly adopted blame that the qualified teacher teaches in a good neighborhood, and that's why Johnny's dumb. Anyway, you will RARELY, IF EVER hear this type of precise information regarding the intelligence levels of American youth and how we shoud react to it.


http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110009531

1/23/2007 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Chicago police squad car was involved in a traffic crash late this morning in the South Loop, authorities said.

Two ambulances were on their way to the scene of the crash, which occurred around 11:50 a.m. in the 700 block of South Clinton Street, said Chicago Fire Department spokeswoman Eve Rodriguez.


Southbound traffic was cordoned off on Clinton for a little more than a block, between Harrison and Lexington Streets, Rodriguez said.

Further details were unavailable.
------------------------------------

Any word on their condition?

1/23/2007 12:31:00 PM  
Blogger CalumetCopper said...

Bears Vs Colts...

C.O.L.T.S.

Count
On
Losing
The
Superbowl

Guess it's a lock.

1/23/2007 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

absolutely not true.

1/23/2007 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

has anyone heard any intel on changes in court concerns at 26th street? got word today that there is supposed to be a new court section thats objective is to monitor signing in and issue deviations regardless of whether or not an asa sends the letter. apparently if a sign in box is empty without official excusal notification, a deviation is coming down. also there is supposed to be a new method to catch coppers arriving after 0900 and signing in at 0900 regardless of the time.

1/23/2007 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wouldnt want to go to area 5 because all of the supercops working in 025 who better than everyone else. just ask them.

1/23/2007 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous "dat's chicago" said...

I've voted in every Democratic Primary and general election since I became eligible. In the General Election, I have NEVER voted for a local Democrat.

Given a forced choice between Dorothy Brown, William "Dock" Walls and that rat Daley, I will write in "Patrick Fitzgerald" as a protest against the inevitable winner, King Richard II.

Frankly, I don't care if "Patrick Fitzgerald" is the sitting U.S. Attorney or the Northwestern football coach and former All-American linebacker.

Unless FOP wants to start a police insurrection, they have no mayoral option other than:

NO ENDORSEMENT!

1/23/2007 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think SCD has been taken down for good

1/23/2007 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are you stealing from SCD ? Is it because so many of us go there now to post ?

1/23/2007 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One word MANAGEMENT. The commander has no business being a commander. His people skills are terrible. Another political appointee who is in way over his head.

The bosses he brings in are yes men and continue to derail any and all investigations. They get involved in your cases and then bitch and moan when you want to put them on the paper. My thing is if you get "information" put your name to it.

But as we in Area Five know the "information" that these bosses get are bullshit and they leave you holding the bag. Play along or you will be threatened with SVU.

1/23/2007 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, it's true. Unmarked car towed from Taylor Street. Attempted to get the car released, no go! The Dick had to pay for it. Time to make believers out of them. Let's hope we have the spine the Fire Department has. THE FOP SUCKS SO BADLY I COULD VOMIT!!!!!!

1/23/2007 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many other coppers out there are having trouble selling their investment homes and are looking at financial disasters?

1/23/2007 04:19:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

Not stealing from SCD. This comment was posted on our site. If it was duplicated on SCD, then we share the same visitors.

1/23/2007 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP came out with their political endorsements. It doesn't matter you guys couldn't vote a judge out of their position.

1/23/2007 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wouldnt mind going to 025 because thats where seiser learned how to run it

1/23/2007 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone hear exactly what happened to the copper at the ickes today???

1/23/2007 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do all the exempts have pictures of Daley and Cline hanging on the walls of their offices?

Could it be inspiration for masturbation?

1/23/2007 05:57:00 PM  
Blogger leftisthebest said...

Well, dear M, another myth started by the haters in the GOP has gone south. I don't know how to link it, but Lynn Sweet's column in today's Sun-Times points out Barrack Obama DID NOT attend a radical Islamic school as a youth. Check it out.

Also, I'll be watching YOUR president tonight to see what lies and half truths he'll continue to deceive the American public.

1/23/2007 06:01:00 PM  
Blogger leftisthebest said...

On a lighter note, check out this story:

BRADENTON, Fla. -- A police officer who dragged a homeless woman's shopping cart alongside his cruiser for 12 miles so she wouldn't lose her belongings was ordered to undergo retraining and counseling.

Officer Nicholas Evans was praised by homeless advocates but jeered by peers after arresting Marie Brooks on a warrant and then pulling her cart to the county jail.

According to a report, Evans bragged to colleagues the cart went up to 40 mph.

Investigators concluded Evans showed poor conduct because he brought negative attention to himself and the department. Also, Evans was written up for failing to follow state law -- towing a cart could be considered careless driving, the report said -- and failing to operate a vehicle safely.

1/23/2007 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think scd may be down for good...

now has anyone heard any real information on when teh city plans on sending out sgt test results???????

1/23/2007 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

both coppers ok in that accident, minor injuries treated and released

1/23/2007 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The A5 Det unit has good and bad. Yes men are all around the DEAN..but if it were not for trailblazers like Mike Landando- the A5 unit would disrail . Landando tells Little sammy and terrycloth downes how to run a crime scene. Thanks Mike!

1/23/2007 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The issue of the city checking the vests during inspection came up before. The city does not want the vests check during inspection, because what does the supervisor do if the vest is past five years? Send the PO home. The city was concerned that if the PO was spared (written up)for being out of uniform, but allowed to work and something happened to the PO would the city be liable, because the city had knowledge. So, the city decided not to check the vests.

1/23/2007 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... OFF TOPIC:

Great article in a three part series written recently by the author of THE BELL CURVE. It sheds light on the possible ineffectiveness of building and re-building all of the public schools in the hopes that this will makes the students achieve more; and the newly adopted blame that the qualified teacher teaches in a good neighborhood, and that's why Johnny's dumb. Anyway, you will RARELY, IF EVER hear this type of precise information regarding the intelligence levels of American youth and how we shoud react to it.
___________________________________
Hey Dumb Ass, who gives a shit about he Chicago Public Schools?
Ernie Doesn't that's why it's all screwed up! Bring back Paul Vallas, and this time for Mayor. Guy knows how to Cut the Fat without ever asking for a raise or rasie in Taxes. Here's a guy who saw things for what they are, and feared no one, not even the Patronage city employees, unions, and contractors.

Don't waste space here talking about the lost cau$e of the Public School System. We should've bult a school for most of the Fucked up Parents, then maybe the CP$ would have a fighting chance of teaching the percentage of kids who are wasting Tax payer's money, and Valuable Teaching time.

Enough Said!

1/23/2007 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1st watch

Elmore-5
Reppin-5

2nd watch

Cappetelli-5
Casey-5
Garrido-5
Holy-5
Klichowski-5
Parumba-5
Pena-5
Maniates-5
Whalen-5

3rd Watch

Cirone-5
Downes-5
Gargul-5
Guajardo-5
Matich-5
Peraino-5
Vail-1
Wujcik-5



HGS
Hawkins-5

RBT
Batrich-5

SVU
Sullivan-5

1/23/2007 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave the old timers alone, when I can on you didn't get no pussy vest. Let us talk about something more important how about that death trap vehicle most of us drive?

1/23/2007 09:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, please take the link to the SCUMTIMES off of your site. We dont want to read the crap the print anyway.

1/23/2007 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How many other coppers out there are having trouble selling their investment homes and are looking at financial disasters?

1/23/2007 04:19:09 PM


Rent the property out. The market WILL come back.

1/23/2007 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We at the Chicago Police Lieutenants Association would like to point out that there is no part of our contract that allows for the City of Chicago or Chicago Police Department to levy cash penalties against a Lieutenant. In addition no where in the General Orders is there mention of cash penalties for discipline. If the City of Chicago wishes to tow vehicles it owns that is fine with us and if they wish to levy a cash penalty perhaps they will need to go after the registered owner of the vehicle.

Well said. Where is the F.O.P. on this matter? A court would find in favor of the officer in a minute.

1/23/2007 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous "the perp walk" said...

Lights, camera, ACTION!

1/23/2007 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's this about Area 5 finding an OTJ tranny in a torched auto?

1/23/2007 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

say what you want about the 3rd watch 009 dist. but at least they had the guts to write tickets to S&S parking violators on 39th st good job men stick it to them because they are going to stick it to us.

1/24/2007 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone know for sure if the SGT. exam is being tossed out?

1/24/2007 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are involved in an accident with your unmarked or marked squad and it gets towed by the city, how much is the fee for getting it back? Just wondering.

1/24/2007 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wah wah wah...resign, come back to patrol, and give me a chance to be a det already! Godd lord almighty, you have the best job on the dept!!!!!

1/24/2007 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not so fast...Area 3 is LAZZZZZZZYYYY!!!!!

1/24/2007 04:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

23Jan 1105 - couldnt have said it better myself. I concur, as many of us do. Dean purposely surrounds himself with weak supervision, who will not stand up to him, and who bully the detectives, as he does. He and his cronies attempt to use fear and initimidation to force detectives to make the det's investigation happen the way Dean & co. want the investigation to go. Unfortunately, this strategy does work on the kiss ass, unintelligent, inexperienced detectives, who are too stupid to realize they are being set up and may suffer personal legal ramifications upon court proceedings.

Dean is another example of why noone should be made exempt until you have 20+ years on this job, like the old days. Period. Even if the exempt position wasnt earned from displaying years of great police work or management skills, at least it was given to those who put in the time. Whether you work hard or not, at least the element of time on gives you some kind of experience. And 9year rookies do not have enough experience to lead,mentor or supervise 5 officers, let alone 250 detectives.

I do feel for all new detectives. Stand up for yourself, your victims and your investigation. Never, never let Dean's crew of supervisors interview your bad guy, unless you are willing to document the unspoken truth in your report.

1/24/2007 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard OSHA was at area 5. There is a high mold count on the 2nd floor due to a leaking roof.(leaking for over 3yrs.) They may shut down the building down.

1/24/2007 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area 3 is the biggest joke this city has to offer. They will spend more time telling you that you have nothing kid then trying to get the charges. Once in the last 10 years have I had a case were a detective came out and charges have not been approved, yet I have spent hours arguing with these assholes. These cowards won't even give there names when you ask them. Atleast they have been getting some new people from other areas. Hopefully the Area 3 work ethic does not rub off on those detectives.

1/24/2007 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

say what you want about the 3rd watch 009 dist. but at least they had the guts to write tickets to S&S parking violators on 39th st good job men stick it to them because they are going to stick it to us.

1/24/2007 12:01:53 AM

yep except they were electricians and the end result was that he wasted his time
what tickets???????

1/24/2007 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
say what you want about the 3rd watch 009 dist. but at least they had the guts to write tickets to S&S parking violators on 39th st good job men stick it to them because they are going to stick it to us.

1/24/2007 12:01:53 AM


-----------Ya, guts but not brains. Did they ever think that TRU is located right there and they issued tickets to POs. Good one. Also, the tow drivers do not work out of the building by TRU.

1/24/2007 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Heard OSHA was at area 5. There is a high mold count on the 2nd floor due to a leaking roof.(leaking for over 3yrs.) They may shut down the building down.

1/24/2007 01:21:05 PM


...........

OSHA will not follow up on complaints on city buildings. Been there, done that......

1/24/2007 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous alice said...

Our union felt that there was a better chance of OSHA following up on the violations then having the city inspectors do the job. I have to agree with them on that.
There are violation reports taped to the watch commander's office window, in plain view.
I think they did it right this time.
Question is, what will happen if they need to shut down area 5/025 for a time to fix the problems?

1/24/2007 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AREA 5?

Did anyone ever notice that some of the public bathrooms have toilet seats that are open at the front end, sort of like a horseshoe?

That's because when the OSHA inspectors come in to get a drink...they won't bang their adams apple!

1/25/2007 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

-----------Ya, guts but not brains. Did they ever think that TRU is located right there and they issued tickets to POs. Good one. Also, the tow drivers do not work out of the building by TRU.

1/24/2007 06:47:39 PM

they were there before TRU started, no TRU officers were ticketed, just ask them. That's the problem with this site, dept, world, Idiots like you open your mouth before you think, dumbshit!!

1/25/2007 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yep except they were electricians and the end result was that he wasted his time
what tickets???????

1/24/2007 05:01:52 PM

no dumbass the end result will be in your mailbox in a couple of months.

1/25/2007 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can relocate area 5 to the old 15th district station on Chicago ave.

1/25/2007 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The junk cars that anonymous mentioned most of us drive are compliments of Mike Picardi and his golf instructor buddy Glenn Tatara. They fucked up our fleet and now Picardi and his crew at streets and sanitation have the authurity to tow our cars. Sign out some extra ticket books there are a lot of political hacks like Tatara over at streets. Go Get Um!

1/25/2007 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

years ago, a/5 had good detectives that could actually figure things out. these days, all they do is put hold papers on prisoners cuz they cant figure it out. They do know how to put hold papers on somebody, and the next day most are released without charges.

1/25/2007 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya, that has nothing to do with the lousy case report written by patrol, the liberal out of their mind victims who think that it's inappropriate to identify leroy because he's black, or the dumbfuck States Attorney's Office that will only prosecute the perfect case.

1/25/2007 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LANDANO is a total stroke and he is a loudmouth knows every fucking thing about being a great detective. Hey LANDANO your partner should get a fitness pin from carrying your 300lb. stupid ass.

Fucking jerkball!!!!

1/26/2007 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they were there before TRU started, no TRU officers were ticketed, just ask them. That's the problem with this site, dept, world, Idiots like you open your mouth before you think, dumbshit!!

1/25/2007 03:00:26 AM

--------Did you ever stop to think that TRU has an office full of POs on days? dumbshit!!

1/26/2007 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shut the fuck up Troche! Your nothing but a wine ass mother fucker

1/28/2007 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey asshole-I worked with Mike Landando in 013 and he was nothing but a good guy and GREAT policeman-you could probably learn something from him dickhead!

1/28/2007 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE PROBLEM IS THE REST OF THE DEPARTMENT TREATS THE PATROL DIVISION LIKE CRAP. PEOPLE FORGET WHERE THEY CAME FROM.

1/29/2007 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say it to Landano's face. You're wrong about him he is a good guy and great detective

1/29/2007 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK LANDANDO

1/30/2007 11:39:00 AM  

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