Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
bears 22 saints 10
Predictions??? Lets look at the real issue..........Is Brett Favre retiring?
prediction: Saints 21, Bears 17..
I hope for an all African-American coaching SuperBowl.
In the 1st quarter
Yeah BEARS WIN!!!T/S
Bears by 7
I'm writing this at 1330 hours Chicago Time. My perdition? My prediction?He'll throw you in the corner...and say, "If" is the middle word in life.I'm just a little man, just a little man. My Prediction...Bears 20 New Orleans 17.He's a genius.
Saints 23Bears 13
Saints 30 Bears 3
ok its 4am and i cant sleep...heres my prediction. grossman the erratic q.b. that he is has one of his worst games...throwing 3 picks. the saints reggie bush and deuce run for over 100 yards each. and the bears defense does not show up....saints 42 bears 28
This whole game comes down to one matchup and one matchup only.The Saints offense versus the Bears defense and I will take the Saints offense for the rest of my life and here is why:In their last five games, the Bears defense has given up 27 points to the Rams, 31 to Tampa Bay, 21 to the Lions, 26 to the Packers and 24 to the Seahawks.Now, let's look into those numbers above.The 27 to the Rams was a catch-up situation so no harm there and the 21 to Detroit wasn't that bad either and I am being generous in saying that.However, the 31 that Tampa put up on them and the 24 the Packers put up on them, two games that took place in the last 4 weeks, leads me to believe that this Bears defense is living on complete reputation and reputation only.Now, after the Packers shredded them to end the season, the Bears retreated to their bye week, a full 2 weeks to prepare for Seattle or Dallas, a full 2 weeks to get healthy, a full 2 weeks to study film, a full 2 weeks to control the 8th best offense in the NFL, on their home field.I had faith in the Bears last weekend figuring those two weeks would work to their benefit. Instead, what happened? After those 2 weeks, this alleged great Bears defense got lit up all day long, and if not for the horrific play calling by Mike Holmgren and his staff on a few 3rd and short situations, I would be handicapping the Saints destroying the Seahawks at home and not beating the Chicago Bears.Seattle put up 18 first downs, over 300 yards total offense, 127 yards on the ground and only allowed 3 sacks to this Bears front.My point to you is this. If Seattle was able to do that to the Bears, who had 2 full weeks to prepare for them, what possibly is Chicago going to do in 7 days, with the same personel, same coaches, same everything, against the #1 total offense in the NFL?Not a damn thing.With Sean Payton attacking the Bears defense like he has every defense this year, the Bears don't stand a chance. They really don't and in a game I am 100% sure the Saints are going to win, getting any kind of points is like stealing. Truly stealing.I get the #1 total offense, #1 rush offense and #4 pass offense in the NFL going against the 11th best pass defense missing one of their best cover guys. Throw in the loss of Tommy Harris and injuries have made this a very average Chicago defense. Very average.Now, I know what you are thinking. "Hey, B Lang, the Bears have the # 2 total offense in the NFL, what about them?"Well, I am glad you asked. They rolled up those numbers with one of the easiest schedules in NFL history.Of their 17 games this year, the Bears only played 3 teams with a winning record, only two teams with 10 wins or more. Jesus, the Florida Gators could have won 10 games in the NFL facing the Bears schedule.Seriously, only 3 teams with a better than .500 record for the year. I am talking only 3 out of 17 games. Only 3 with better than .500.They beat the Seahawks (9-8) twice, the Jets (10-7) and lost to the Patriots (13-4). However, in my opinion, they should have never beaten the Jets and were lucky to beat Seattle last week.Every other team they played on their schedule was .500 or less.I have called this team a fraud all year, made the mistake of giving them one more chance to prove me wrong last week. They didn't, and now I watch them prove me right on Sunday.This is a road-tested Saints team. They will not be affected by their environment on Sunday. They went 6-2 SU and ATS on the road this year with the only two losses at Carolina in week 4 and Pittsburgh in week 10.This is a Saints offense that scored more than 18 points in every game this year with exception of two, the 16 points at home to Cincy and 10 at home to Washington in the ultimate flat spot coming off that easy road win at Dallas.The bottom line is this. The Saints are going to score. The Bears defense will not stop them and as this game progresses, it's going to fall into the hands of Rex Grossman, having to throw against the 3rd best pass defense in the NFL.Rex Grossman will not lead the Bears into the Super Bowl. All his flaws, all his bad mechanics, all his bad reads, just everything he does wrong will come back to haunt him in this one game, the biggest game of his life, because he is just one big accident, one big disaster waiting to happen.He was very lucky and fortunate to have won last week, but that luck and good fortune run out against a better coach, a better quarterback, a flat out better team that has played like it all year long, unlike the Bears, who have been flat out living on borrowed time all season long.That borrowed time is up; the rent is past due. The landlord is coming to collect led by Drew Brees, Deuce McCallister, Reggie Bush and a trio of wide receivers who are going to enjoy being open against this overmatched Bears defense.This game will not be close. The Saints winning margins their last 4 road games this year were 17 at Tampa Bay, 18 at Atlanta, 25 at Dallas and 23 at the New York Giants.Call me crazy, but this line should be the Saints -3 and they will win this game by at least that if not double digits. It is going to happen folks, it is going to happen."O when the Saints, come marching in," they will have crushed the Chicago Bears, and they will be heading to the Super Bowl.Congrats to Sean Payton. Congrats to Drew Brees. Congrats to the entire Saints organization. This is there moment. This is their time.From Green Bay saying no to Sean Payton and him ending up in New Orleans, to Brees failing his physical in Miami to becomes a Saint, to the Texans saying no to Reggie Bush, it all adds up to the Super Bowl in Miami.you want info just ask:yours truly. BUZZ CUT
OH WHEN THE SAINTS!!!OH WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN!!!I'M GONNA BE IN THAT NUMBER!!!OH WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN!!!WHAT A CATCHY TUNE!!!GOD BLESS THE SAINTS AND THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!SAINTS 31 BEARS 20
bears will lose
The fix is in, New Orleans will win. They will be superbowl bound. It will give a sign of hope for the victims of Katrina. Remember its all fake like wrestling. They decide who will win each week before the game.
Bears will play one of their best games of the year, and win by less than a FG
Bears 17 Saints 10 The snow will fall all day and the wind will be 20 miles an hour on the lake front, that part is fact. Welcome DOMERS! Good thing you practiced indoors all week! GO BEARS
WHO CARES ABOUT THE BEARS.......THE ONLY TEAM THAT MATTERS IN CHICAGO IS THE CUBS.....GO CUBBIE BLUE
MY PREDICTION IS THAT THE BEARS SEASON ENDS TODAY...OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN...I WILL BE SINGING THAT TUNE THE WHOLE DAY....GO SAINTS!!!
With DITKA Bears 73 Saints 3
I am posting this at 1015, and I do not have a good feeling about the game today.My heart says Bears - always does, always will....My head AND my money say Saints....Saints 37 - Bears 9.I HOPE I AM WRONG
Just read the new parking order issued by 1st Dep. Dana "The Dumpest Mother Fucker" V. Starks. This guy has clearly not knowledge of the IVC. This trumps the order regarding inventorying all prisoner's property as the dumpest order I have seen.
Who pays the meters?
Bears 14"B" team, just like their arrests...zero
Dana are you kidding. " Even when that action involves their official duites in response to an emergancy situation." This has got to be the dumbest Facsimile message ever. I guess the Mayor and Supt. are stasnding by their man. Stupid. Dumb, dumb and dumber!
What a Moron Dana is. Yes tow my squad while I go to a hot job. What a brilliant idea. Make the men love you and they will come.
We should flood 311/911 with calls of police cars or M/U plate cars parked illegally throughtout the city.
Bears 26 Saints 18
completely off topic, but WTF? Got a call from my 18 yo son yesterday to pick him up in a northern suburb. When I arrive at the location given I observe a police car. It seems my son and his buddies (all otherwise good kids) were seated in a car passing around a joint, are observed by the POs, and removed from the car. Long story short I'm glad it wasn't the tact team from my district who wet themselves even if the amount is under 2.5 grams. The POs were even good enough not to lock me up for Dom. Batt. after slapping my son across his face in their presense.After talking with the coppers for a bit I learned that my son had not told the coppers that his dad is the police. Reminded me of the old days when coppers were more prone to exercise discretion than nowadays, especially over B.S. arrests. I have over 20 years, closing in on 29 and am continually amazed at the attitudes of some recent hires, either by the book robots or complete dogasses, little middle ground, no decision making required. Anyway, this is a big thank you to my brothers-in-blue in that suburb,who are the REAL POLICE. City, suburb or boondocks:if you're out on the street, highway, whatever, and you are not an empty holster suckhole who hasn't seen asphalt through the windshield of a police car in a long time, you are the POLICE. Everybody,please knock off all this my unit is better than yours, abc unit rules, xyz unit sucks, district v. unit nonsense. All you need do is read the papers or watch TV news and you will realize that all we have is each other. The public mistrusts us and the press abhors us. It truly is US (police) versus THEM (everybody else, which includes empty holster suckholes). GO BEARS
please say nah nah boo boo you suck hjjj.but i say saints by 8. at least that is the line i would bet on.the score will be more like,34-12 Saints.i really really hope im wrong.
My pre-game prediction of the game at 1356 hrs is:Bears: 10Patriots: 31Sincerely,P.O. Shaver LongcockA Pro Football HandicapperI will take wagers till game time at 1-800-Bears-Choke
1st quarter just ended.Win or lose Grossman is a total piece of shit. One can't be more open then D. Clark was in the end zone. My dead grandmother could have completed that pass.I can't see the team having any confidence in him.
Bears 24; Saints -15.
2 field goals! Rex you da man. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sec. City CopsSec. City Sgt’sSec. City Det’s.RE: TOWING POLICE VEHICLESThis just in, please inform all police on the street, that police vehicles will NOT BE TOWED BY S&S, UNLESS THEY ARE ORDER TO DO SO. S&S values the relationship theyhave had with the police dept. for more than 30 years. This order only came about due to the recent headlines in the Sun-Timeswith the officer from Canine.Again, S & S WILL NOT TOW UNMARKED VEHICLES UNLESS THEY ARE ORDERED TO DO SO. I am acting on behalf of the HIGHEST AUTHORITY.
Regarding, streets will not tow.Friday last, an unmarked car was towed from 1500 block of Taylor. City wide I came on the air with the license # telling all that it was towed and not stolen.It was an M plate so it could have been from another city department.It still sends a bad mesage to the grunts that keep the city working.
yay. i was wrong. woot
DON'T FORGET!!!!Under no circumstances will any officer write any parking tickets near ANY church (storefront or otherwise) because this could cause embarrasment to Commanders and Deputies. West and South side churchgoers can park ANYWHERE they want
Have no wories Dumbass Dana will have his shit struck down once again. The guy is a complete idiot and everybody knows it including downtown. What are they to do he'llplay the race card if he gets dumped. Thats why Williams is the number 2 man behind the scene, because he has a brain and Dana the dummy does not. If he did not live kiddie corner from Stroger he would be asking if you want a large fry with that.
WOW!!!!! SCC i bet every one who wrote pre win comments are eating their words. Never turn your back !!Good job Bears !! Off to miami I go.
1:03 AMNo, Malcolm.We hope for an all BLACK coached Superbowl XLI in Miami.Check out my "European-American" ass on Rush Street tonight. We've gotta talk.
Well, my predictions were off a bit, but not bad for a guy who never watches football... :P
hey Buzz Cut- All that writing for nothing, you and all the other non-Bears fans kan kiss my ass. You probably know as much about football as you do police worl-nothing.
P.S. Buzz Cut you are an absolute idiot!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Buzzcut, don't you feel like an asshole now.
Malcolm X's little brother said... I hope for an all African-American coaching SuperBowl. -----------------------------------I hope your racist ass stops posting on this site.
"you want info just ask:yours truly. BUZZ CUT"1/21/2007 05:08:35 AMYeah, 'Buzz Cut', thanks for the long winded prediction and explanation which only proved one thing to me: YOU, SIR, ARE A DOUCHE-BAG!!And also a major KNOB (Okay, okay, two things).And to the rest of you who dissed DA BEARS: Nice predictions dumbasses!!BEARS TAKE IT IN '07!!!!!Signed,Bob Swarski
OK MalcomI guess you and Mayor Nagin of the Chocolate city won't be doing any celebrating today. You will all have to return to OZ where dreams come true. Until then . Kiss Off !
TO 5:08PM 21JAN07 AND 5:46PM 21JAN07 BLOW ME AND THE REST OF EVERY BEARS FAN IN THIS CITY! GO TO MARDI GRAS AND DROWN YOUR SORROWS YOU FOOL OR BETTER YET, JUMP OFF THE SAINTS "NEW AND IMPROVED" DOME. HA, HA, HA, HA! BEARS WIN, BEARS WIN BEARS WIN!!!!!!!!! SUPER BOWL HERE THE BEARS COME
I hope for an all African-American coaching SuperBowl. 1/21/2007 01:03:38 AM 1) As northside said, the proper racial terminology is "black", not some made up PC bullshit that is incorrect.2) Regarding your "hope", it just shows what a racist bitch you really are. Both winning coaches, when asked their feelings about being black coaches going to the Super Bowl, showed their class by playing down their race. It is immaterial to most "regular" people.
Malcomb Xs lil bro! Hey malcomb, say hi to your big bro. for me. Oopps, I forgot, some of your "brothers" murdered him. Oh well, nevermind.
Information heard on sports radio, the judge might not allow Tank Johnson to leave the state. Hearing tomorrow.
GO BEARS MY PREDICTION IS BEARS 42 COLTS 14