Saturday, February 24, 2007

GPS Rumors

Both from the comments section.

Rumor #1:
  • Heard it from the horses mouth!!! Tac and Gangs city wide will have gps installed in their squad cars within the next 90 days!!!! Guess the party is over....
Rumor #2:
  • Supposedly, gps is not going on cars..too expensive...radios are going to get chipped with gps.
So which one is it? Radios or cars? Cars or radios? Or are they just going to chip us the way they do dogs and cats at the pound and zap us when we misbehave?

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104 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

EVENTUALLY YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE BIG BROTHER

2/24/2007 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous 018 and Life said...

WOW! That will really jam up the tact guys from all over the city who eat in 018 EVERY DAMNED NIGHT!!!!

We've noticed a big drop in SOS cars burning up our spots since GPS hit those pirates!

With Summer Mobile and SOS taken care of, maybe some of these places will resume taking care of the guys who actually RESPOND to the calls when they have a problem!

I'm all for helping a blue brother out, but don't come here, eat for free, then call a beat car for a hand waver. A daily occurance in years past.

2/24/2007 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

about the St Judes march

We also really need some close order drill

It would and sound great if cadence callers could call cadence and we were all in step

Just an observation from an old timer

2/24/2007 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SO WHAT! WE SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THE GLORY DAYS ARE OVER!
Reap what you Sow! The experianced Gang/Tact officers will bail for a measly beat car. DAMN IT'S EASY!
Fill those ELITE spots with a bunch of know nothing (but want to learn) PO's.
GOOD LUCK WORKING THE PATTERNS!
CATCHING WANTED OFFENDERS!
HA, WHAT A JOKE!
Write a mover and a couple a parkers throw the bosses 2 contact cards a night and your golden!
QUALITY OF WORK NEVER MEANT SHIT ON THIS DEPT. IT IS, AND ALWAY WILL BE WHO YOU KNOW AND WHO YOU BL$%!
THEY WILL GET WHAT THEY WANT FROM NOW ON, AND THIS COME FROM AN EXPERIANCED AND VERY DISGRUNTLED EX-USED TO SOLVE CRIMES AND DO SHIT GUY!

2/24/2007 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the unmarked cars will be installed with GPS, then the city is going to switch to GPS in the radios, it's cheaper and much more efficient.

2/24/2007 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As of, at the least, one month ago, K9 already has GPS on the radios. The way to tell you ask? The orange button near the channel and volume knob, press it and a electronic voice will tell you what zone/city-wide/car-to-car you are on.
P.S. I hate GPS.

2/24/2007 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the IST I recently attended, Charlie Williams said that the Tac and Gang teams are going to be equipped with GPS next and that they are going in the radios. Came right from the horses mouth. He also said that in the near future we will be "palming" in instead of "swiping" in. The job is sure changing boys and girls.

2/24/2007 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard from a ranking officer that all gang/tac cars will get gps.

2/24/2007 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RADIOS will have a built in GPS. All old radios will be replaced by 2008.


from One who knows...

2/24/2007 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Clout.com rips P.O. Vazquez's burial services

Brothers, let's give this guy some greif. I almost threw up when I read this. The nerve.

2/24/2007 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GPS is going into Tact and Gang cars next. They r going to have pilot Dists to test it out very shortly. That is from the Horses mouth (CW). I can't comment on beat cars, they haven't made a decision on them yet. As far as the party being over for those guys and gals, its been over for a quite a while for most dists. 1 and done dissappeared years ago. The 7 hour day is a great day for most of them. Tact and Gangs are hammered every day for mor activity and better activity. I see the eventual end to expierenced coppers working these spots in medium to slow dists. It won't be worth it much longer.

Yes the radios will all be chipped so that they can have GPS. That is no bull. Mark that in the book!!!

2/24/2007 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allegedly they cost $40-50 a day to run, and some one needs to justify paying for this dumb ass shit! It can tell you where the car was, the route it took to get there, how fast the car went, how long its been stopped, how long the car has been running, and how long its been off. Big brother is here, and he is watching... At least I can say to a few "Hey, remember when this job was fun?"

2/24/2007 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My money is on GPS in cars.
I know SOS has gotten some new cars and GPS is being installed
in them. SOS just got new radios,
so why not have it in the radios
which they just delivered?

A little research showed that
the Moto. XTS 5000 radio can be
GPS configured with a different
corded mic. I bet the GPS mic.
costs a hell of a lot more than
the units being installed in cars.

Bottom line, the world you work
in is about to change! Enjoy
the ride.

2/24/2007 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard that it will be the cars and not the radios. Word is that they are shopping around for a "cheaper" service than is in place currently. As it stands right now, it costs about $50 per month / per car, inorder to outfit and monitor the GPS. According to Williams, tact and gang are up next. Besides, if they did radio's then all you would need to do is remove the battery inorder to defeat the system. That's my 2 cents. And by the way, lift residency!

2/24/2007 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares! Let them do whatever there must be lots of money to waste!

2/24/2007 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

alittle off topic: who's the goof, moron sgt. who has an a/4 mid gang team with the f'd up hair?? here's a message you goof....SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE OF YOUR BULLSHIT, GET OVER YOURSELF, AND PLEASE AGAIN....SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! ears fallin off in a/4

2/24/2007 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard this straight from the Mounted Unit's horse's ass....

I heard that the department is going to outfit every officer with an electronic collar fitted with explosives and if you leave your designated area, it will detonate like in the Rutger Hauer movie "Deadlock," circa 1991.

2/24/2007 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

unrelated, but may be interesting fodder for another post:

http://www.chicagoreader.com/features/stories/mayordaley/

2/24/2007 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cannot wait til I get to wear jeans to work!!!

2/24/2007 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Noticed a little white hockey puck on a Dist SUV the other day. It was not there last week. HMmmmmmm

2/24/2007 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Either way, its probably a good thing for POs to know when their cars are being tracked using GPS data. The following is from a story in the media this week...

>>Four Guatemalan policemen were arrested Thursday in the killing of three Salvadoran politicians and their driver after being linked to the deaths by a global positioning system in their vehicle, the government said.

Luis Herrera, the head of a special police unit charged with investigating organized crime, was captured after the GPS receiver in his police truck revealed that he had been at the scene of the kidnapping and the site where the bodies were found, authorities told reporters. <<

2/24/2007 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when is the city gonna fire their mechanics at motor maintance? They suck. At area 3 there are no pool wagons and the cars have multible faults.( no heat,no window wipers, door handles missing, etc.) Come on let's privatize the basic maintance. Grease and oil jobs for the highest bidder (Jiffy lube?)

2/24/2007 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If GPS is our new reality...

From an officer safety perspective, it would make more sense to add GPS to the radios rather than the cars.

If the officer is involved in a police action away from the vehicle, we can find him/her in an emergency. Ditto for an "officer down."

If a radio becomes lost/stolen... instead of listening to some clown on the radio until the battery dies, we can bring the circus to the clown.

2/24/2007 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a bit off topic...

A non-CPD radio techie told me recently that the current Motorola radios we used can be turned on (transmit mode) remotely. Another words, big brother can listen to any (non-redio) conversation we might have.

Does anyone know more about this?

2/24/2007 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RADIOS... Area gun and sat teams are getting them this week

2/24/2007 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They placed GPS chips in our new badges under the city shield. Pop off the city shield and throw the chip away!! Big Brother knows where you are at, even when you are not working (that is if you carry your button off duty). Thats why they got us new badges a couple years ago, not because they were running out of numbers!!

2/24/2007 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

was told its gonna be cars, its not to expensive. they have all the cars in sos and swat gpsed and almost all city vehicles...ie garbage trucks, street plows, water dept,busses,fire dept rigs so on and so on!!!! all tac and gang cars will have gps in the next 90 days... you can bank on it!!!

2/24/2007 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are going to use what they have left on tac and gang cars, then the gps will go citywide on radios

2/24/2007 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's no provisions on current Motorola radios for GPS tracking.

2/24/2007 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was told that the horses in the Mounted Unit (055) were getting GPS chips stuck up their asses.

2/24/2007 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would imagine the pilot district for GPS will be 016. Whenever there is GOOD equipment to be tried out for the department the pilot district is 014. Whenever there is equipment to JAM you (cameras in squads and now GPS) 016 usually ends up with it first!

2/24/2007 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They placed GPS chips in our new badges under the city shield. Pop off the city shield and throw the chip away!! Big Brother knows where you are at, even when you are not working (that is if you carry your button off duty). Thats why they got us new badges a couple years ago, not because they were running out of numbers!!

2/24/2007 01:48:00 PM


Yeah, Its all monitored underground, beneath headquarters....in the CPD bat cave! To take tour of bat cave, simply walk to info desk at headquarters and say "ROBIN TO THE BAT CAVE" a trap door leading to underground elevator will appear to take you there!

2/24/2007 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its called accountability. Whats wrong with it. Every trucking company has GPS on its vehicles to ensure there employees are doing what they are suppose to. Why is is that we think were above everything? This is the new tech era. Get use to it or quit.

2/24/2007 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's see, we get paid to patrol a certain area and we are all bent outta shape because the people who are paying us expect us to actually be in are area we are assigned to. It's juts not fair!!!! Mommy, daddy, the mean ole CPD is picking on me again !!!!
Whaaaaaaaaaa, whaaaaaaaaaa, ooops, my gel is beginning to run.......

2/24/2007 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all of the above posters who are not attempting to be funny (i.e. think you know what you are talking about), I say this:

Shut-the-fuck-up douche bags!!

2/24/2007 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/24/2007 01:02:00 AM

Maybe if you were doing your job instead of worrying about the new gel product or new highlights for your hair or hanging out by the bars trying to tell people how you are the real police because you got the honorable mention for that HUGE and I mean HUGE 1811 you got last night. Shut up loser. At least now we will be able to tell how you mopes hang around the clubs all night

2/24/2007 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do 18th district coppers always complain when an outside unit is eating at one of "their" restaurants? Quit fucking complaining!!! Don't you have a job to respond to or an arrest to finish instead of keeping track of how many outside units are eating in your district? Oh wait, I forgot you do work in 18. Nevermind then, keep fucking complaining, jagoff!!!

2/24/2007 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
EVENTUALLY YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE BIG BROTHER

2/24/2007 12:16:00 AM
---------

Why do they call him "Big"?

2/24/2007 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word is that they are shopping around for a "cheaper" service than is in place currently. As it stands right now, it costs about $50 per month / per car, inorder to outfit and monitor the GPS.
------------

+ manpower $$ for all the sgts to sit and watch the computer...

2/24/2007 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From an officer safety perspective, it would make more sense to add GPS to the radios rather than the cars.


you must be a white shirt

2/24/2007 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a page on XTS5k radios and tracking:
http://developer.motorola.com/products/twowayradios/xts5000/

2/24/2007 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was told that the horses in the Mounted Unit (055) were getting GPS chips stuck up their asses.

2/24/2007 04:28:00 PM

Now thats funny!!

2/24/2007 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new radios will have a feature called "interoperability" simply put that means we can talk to other agencies or city departments.

More Homeland Security Money.

GPS will allow the question to be answered where were your cars when that "incident" happened?

Just that simple

2/24/2007 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to the NYPD RANT, some of our brothers in NYC are looking for tips for visiting Chicago on St. Patrick's Day and/or early June for the Cubs/Mets series at Wrigley.

If you have any advice, go to the NYPD RANT.

2/24/2007 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous heres a tip said...

T I P . . . .


Keep your radio TURNED OFF.. this tracking device will not work with the radio OFF. Instead.. purchase a scanner (best prices on eBay or Readio Shack) Listen to the radio over your scanner.. then if you get a job, turn your radio on and answer the job.. then turn the radio off BEFORE you release the key. Then, go back to listening on the scanner.

Better yet.. Just locate the guys who sell police radios and buy your own.

2/24/2007 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why would the fun be over?

2/24/2007 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Noticed a little white hockey puck on a Dist SUV the other day. It was not there last week. HMmmmmmm

2/24/2007 12:11:00 PM

that my friend was my penis, sometimes referred to as a urinal mint also

2/24/2007 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the white hockey pucks are for the new clear pdts, not gps.

gps. now we can watch all the dog asses sitting in the hole for 7 hours not moving and coding jobs without going. the other 1 hour is lunch and both personals.

2/24/2007 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit your bitchen. it's here to stay and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Every other department has some form of gps and it was only a matter of time before it got here. Just do your god dam job and go home safe.

2/24/2007 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wish gps would come to the 008th district and document that a police vehicle never travels west of central ave. i wonder where donny barrett's gps would be located? never in a car nor ever has a radio, while he plays naked twister in the commander's office for his tour. more lotion!

2/24/2007 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "hockey puck" is for the new PDT's have been on the cars in those districts/unit with the new PDT's since they have had them.

2/24/2007 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/24/2007 05:22:00 PM

From your post get used to it or quit. Interesting at least i am in the KMA club and get all the Cha and airport work I want and i will not quit as i get easy money and will let people like you do all the work! Yes I am a dog, and am proud of it! Not getting sued, not getting CR numbers, guess I am not the working Police anymore it is your turn with new Tech!

2/24/2007 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you do your effing job, you won't have to worry. I say again, do your effing job you lazy dogs. One day your family member is going to need the police, do you want a dog like yourself to get the assignment?

2/24/2007 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when is the city gonna fire their mechanics at motor maintance? They suck. At area 3 there are no pool wagons and the cars have multible faults.( no heat,no window wipers, door handles missing, etc.) Come on let's privatize the basic maintance. Grease and oil jobs for the highest bidder (Jiffy lube?)

2/24/2007 12:38:00 PM

Apparently the City should hire some spelling tutors first. I'd love to see your case reports! typos are one thing, obvious poor education is another.

2/24/2007 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GPS? I thought that was the acronym for Gay Porn Star.

2/25/2007 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm all for GPS! Someone should place a GPS on the cars in the 30 sector of 009. Then, lazy dogs like Purple Shades would finally be discovered as complete do-nothings! Please do some REAL POLICE work you clown! You are an asshat who should be monitored and drugged 24/7 at hartgrove hospital.
Get a life!!! Do something productive with your life. Anything. Start by having a few at the Redwood like others do on your watch and by dropping the military crap altogether! C'mon dude, you aren't even in it anymore. Time to let go of your g.i joe crap, because it's really lame. We think you are a joke anyway. Remember this: Dude, we're not laughing with you. We are laughing AT you!

2/25/2007 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They cant even keep computers up and running in our cars do you really think this is going to work. With all this citys corruption I'm sure they signed a contract with some connected firm who knows nothing about GPS. Odds are it fails.

2/25/2007 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the Below poster...


___________________________
Anonymous said
a bit off topic...

"A non-CPD radio techie told me recently that the current Motorola radios we used can be turned on (transmit mode) remotely. Another words, big brother can listen to any (non-redio) conversation we might have."

Does anyone know more about this?
___________________________________
YES!! I heard they can only do it though, to the PARANOID coppers!!!

2/25/2007 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the below poster...

_______________________________

"Anonymous said...
They placed GPS chips in our new badges under the city shield. Pop off the city shield and throw the chip away!! Big Brother knows where you are at, even when you are not working (that is if you carry your button off duty). Thats why they got us new badges a couple years ago, not because they were running out of numbers!!"

________________________________

A good indication that they're following you is when you see the 'black helicopters' flying overhead!

2/25/2007 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the below listed poster.....
__________________________
heres a tip said...
T I P . . . .


"Keep your radio TURNED OFF.. this tracking device will not work with the radio OFF. Instead.. purchase a scanner (best prices on eBay or Readio Shack) Listen to the radio over your scanner.. then if you get a job, turn your radio on and answer the job.. then turn the radio off BEFORE you release the key. Then, go back to listening on the scanner.

Better yet.. Just locate the guys who sell police radios and buy your own."

___________________________________


Not good enough! Search everyone you come in contact with. They're probably wearing a wire! Go to the Radio Shack and get a 'bug detector' and continually scan your house, spouse, work place, car, and people you meet on the street.
Lastly, carry a knife in your sock, a rubber on your cock and you'll be fully protected.

Yup, you got to get up preeeeeeeeeety early in the morning to fool this guy!
DOODEEDOODEEDOODEE!

2/25/2007 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO THE BELOW LISTED POSTER...

___________________________


Anonymous said...
Why do 18th district coppers always complain when an outside unit is eating at one of "their" restaurants? Quit fucking complaining!!! Don't you have a job to respond to or an arrest to finish instead of keeping track of how many outside units are eating in your district? Oh wait, I forgot you do work in 18. Nevermind then, keep fucking complaining, jagoff!!!

2/24/2007 06:03:00 PM

______________________________

DID YOU COPY OFF THE GUY NEXT TO YOU ON THE SGTS TEST TOO?

Post your District and name and all SCC bloggers will go there and sign your name to the restaurant checks. Get some time on the job kid.

_________________________________

2/25/2007 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FACT

GPS are in SOS cars and TRU cars RIGHT NOW and are being monitored by the inspectors.

How they call you on the carpet has yet to be determined, but they're like Santa Claus; they see when you are sleeping...

2/25/2007 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous your mom said...

the new radio's do not have gps by default, they need the gps microphone Motorola GPS Mic Specs

no the radio's cannot be remotely turned on so they can listen to you

yes you will need to line your hat with tin foil from now on

2/25/2007 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
i wish gps would come to the 008th district and document that a police vehicle never travels west of central ave. i wonder where donny barrett's gps would be located? never in a car nor ever has a radio, while he plays naked twister in the commander's office for his tour. more lotion!

2/24/2007 10:11:00 PM
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if they put gps in the TRU cars, the A2/Sat cars, the 005th Dist SGT's cars, and some tact cars, then 115th/homan would blow up

2/25/2007 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should have put GPS on SCD...where did he go ? Who's next ?

2/25/2007 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Too Old to Rock & Roll said...

Pardon the slightly off topic post.

Has anyone heard anything about the "beating of the bushes" progarm at 35th Street to roust up 50 bodies for some new unit?

2/25/2007 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE DAYS OF " I'll KEEP YOU OFF THE PAPER" ARE GONE. IAD ASKED "YOU WERE THERE ASSISTING THAT OFFICER WHO TUNED UP THAT OFFENDER, WHAT HAPPEND AND WHY DID'NT YOU COME UP ON THE RADIO AND WHY DID'NT YOU REPORT THAT OFFICER'S MISCONDUCT FROM GENERAL ORDER #?????" GPS WILL NOT KEEP YOU SAFE OR SAVE YOUR LIFE, LIKE CAMERAS IN BANKS, STREET CORNERS, BUSES DON'T STOP ROBBERIES, DRUG DEALING AND MURDER.

2/25/2007 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suggest we let The Borg handle all our mechanical and technological issues. We'll never have another problem again.


Resistance is futile!

2/25/2007 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tact and gang cars are useless....its about time..these asshats eat for free in the burbs and downtown and work a 4 hour shift and then head to the local pub.i love it when these fuckups call for a paper car for a job that they responded to.what assclowns

2/25/2007 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is wrong with going down on the air for a assist the citizen,relocation,uniform adjustment, or station assignment if you have to leave the area/district your assigned to?
It's when coppers try to sneak around is when they get fucked.
The GPS can help you as well as fuck you (if your on some bullshit).

2/25/2007 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i work in 018 and don't care who eats here. but rememeber to tip. we hear it all the the time about outside units that stiff the waitstaff. remember they work for a living too.

2/25/2007 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GPS IS THE INSPECTORS BEST FRIEND. WAIT A MINUTE JUST GET RID OF THEM WHO NEEDS THEM NOW THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO OVER TO THE COMPUTER AND LOOK UP ANY OFFICER/CAR YOU WANT.

2/25/2007 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no, now the Sgt. will know I've been sitting at Tulsa all night. Oh wait, he knows that already. Guess he can just log me easier.

2/25/2007 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that dont yet yhe horse

2/25/2007 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After I heard about the GPS rumors, I knew Big Brother was on to me. As I was leaving my house yesterday, I stuffed my HK
USP .45 "man gun" in my pants. My backup is a fully customized 1911 with all the add-on options
in my $563.22 leather pancake holster custom made by
Belgian Monks who have devoted their lives to silence and holster making. These are the ones used by SEAL Team 6, which I used to be a part of, but all records of my activities were destroyed in a fire "accident".

I put on my tactical vest and body armor to match my cargo pants while wearing a T-shirt underneath reading "From My Cold Dead Hands". That way, nobody can see what I'm packing. And of course, I had on my tin foil lined jump suit to throw off the department GPS chip I know they installed under my skin in the academy.

I had my Centennial .38 Special in my ankle holster.

Lastly, I had my "Covert Sniper" I.D. Card in my wallet with my shield. I was ready for anything.

After doing several combat rolls to get to my vehicle, I drove my super tactical green Mazda to Jewel for some beer, 'cause you never know. It is a performance styled Protege with 4 cylinders of ground pounding fury.

This is my daily routine, because you can never be too careful. Big Brother is always looking in on you. Don't talk on your phones, and when off duty, always keep your lights off and windows drawn, and be sure to low crawl wherever you go in your house.

2/25/2007 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tact sgt tact lt.. your tact cars where parked at 6464 N. Clark until 2000hrs when your start time is 1800hrs. then your tact cars where parked at sheridan and devon till 2200 hrs. then at 0015 hours all the tact cars where again at 6464 N. Clark and your personnal car was observed at EPI's II

Explain that one ......

2/25/2007 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THINK HOW MUCH MONEY THE DEPARTMENT WILL ACTUALLY SAVE BY DESENSITIZING OUR POLICE SKILLS AND TURNING US ALL INTO DOGS. NO MORE LAWSUITS FOR DOING GOOD POLICE WORK. COME IN ANSWER YOUR CALLS LET THE SHITHEADS TAKE OVER, WHAT A PLAN. THE VIOLENCE IN THE CITY WILL DRIVE AWAY CONVENTIONS MAJOR COMPANIES AND THE GOOD CITIZENS OF THIS CITY. ITS TIME FOR GPFUCKINGS!

2/25/2007 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a beat car assigned to Bt 1631?

2/25/2007 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FACT

GPS are in SOS cars and TRU cars RIGHT NOW and are being monitored by the inspectors.

How they call you on the carpet has yet to be determined, but they're like Santa Claus; they see when you are sleeping...

False, while it is true that SOS has GPS, TRU does not and won't for at least another year.

2/25/2007 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In order to find bodies for TRU, a whole lot of insiders at 35th are on their way to the districts. Then people from the districts can bid into TRU. Not a bad deal. (Except if you are one of the bulletproofers at 35th st.)

2/25/2007 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the useless cops who keep posting negative comments about 008 DC & Barrett. Several weeks back, I was in a bar when 9 P.O.s from 008 - 3rd watch walked in. I know all of them - I use to work in 008 with them and in prior districts with a couple of them.
Of the 9 coppers, only 4 are workers, the other 5 are useless and never did a day's work - and brag about the dogs they are.
The dogs were the one's complaining about their D/C, and Donnie. The working cops couldn't be bothered as they were busy talking about sports, broads and the good times they have at work.
The other five complained and whined about how the workers make them look bad.
So folks, it's the dogs complainng about life in 008, God Bless the workers of 008 who keep our west end safe.

No, I have no allegiance to the commander, I know Donnie just to say "hi" -- so before you dogs start blasting me to cover yourselves and perpetuate this nonsense on Donnie, -- go be the Police first and earn the right to criticize another copper, I bet none of you have the balls to criticize another copper to his face.

2/25/2007 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

regarding the post about having the balls to criticize another copper when did donny barrett become a copper? he hangs out his entire tour with the gimp bashing the real working police while they watch COPS on cable. i wonder if he is made to say "who's your daddy"?!

2/25/2007 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 2/25 7:21pm...are you kidding ? i don't know whats at that intersection, but maybe the supervisors had a meeting while at dinner. maybe following up on a vice complaint ? are you a supervisor ? why question this ? and...are you sure they are the cars assigned to your district ? if they are assigned to your district...why are you so worried ? you seem to be more worried about what everyone else is doing and not enough about what you're doing. you don't even have to be a real go getter to land on a tact/ gang team anymore, so quit whining and make a few pinches. as for the tac car asking for a paper car when coming upon an onview incident...most tac cars are pieces of junk and have no clean areas to hold reports. i've asked over the radio for a fresh report so that we could scratch one out so joe citizen didn't have to wait and that was met with the typical radio jabs. as for the perks of being on the tac/ gang teams... they are going quick. except for the obvious ones; all day at bud billikin parade, 4am start in the cold for the marathon, starting time changes, days off cancelled. yeah, its great. there is much nonsense involved in being on a team. but, i'll do it until it isn't fun anymore. you don't do it just for the perks, you do it because you love it. also, is there at least a few people on which ever watch that you are on that are absolutely intolerable for even one tour ?????? i can work with any person on my team and have a good time with no worries. that alone beats working on a beat car. there's a reason that they are called "teams". one group of people with similiar goals. maybe when i get tired of the tact thing, i will take the f.t.o. test and my first rule of thumb will be to teach the new officers to worry more about themselves and less about what everyone else does. geez...i need a drink. but i won't go to 024 because if my car is parked too long, some busybody will be asking what i'm up to.......even if i'm off duty. i'm not out stealing or beating people for no reason, so mind your business !!!!!

2/25/2007 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just remember GPS can't force you to do anything that you don't want to do! Like anything else this will blow up in the City's face!

Low Morale + No Productivity = No revenue + No Arrests

Let the Politicians justify that to the Public at the Polls!

2/25/2007 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares about GPS- This department only wants curfews movers and parking tickets

2/25/2007 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GPS will make beat cars stay on their beats. HMMMMMMMMM I guess they wont be getting the activity they used to get because you cant go the beats the number can be gotten.

2/25/2007 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the TRU fuck ups with there off the market purchased radios. not scanners, but radios that can receive and transmit. what the fuck stupid asses. not a sgt, lt or commander does a thing about all the fuck ups using aftermarket, unofficial radios. they are so stupid, they dont even sign out the correct radios. they just hit the street with the bullshit radios. fuckn strokes. it's been going on for years. where's the supervision?????????????
whats there purpose? if you ask me. they are up to No gooD. Way to go A & B Teams.

2/25/2007 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The floggings will continue until morale improves

2/26/2007 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I'm all for GPS! Someone should place a GPS on the cars in the 30 sector of 009. Then, lazy dogs like Purple Shades would finally be discovered as complete do-nothings! Please do some REAL POLICE work you clown! You are an asshat who should be monitored and drugged 24/7 at hartgrove hospital.
Get a life!!! Do something productive with your life. Anything. Start by having a few at the Redwood like others do on your watch and by dropping the military crap altogether! C'mon dude, you aren't even in it anymore. Time to let go of your g.i joe crap, because it's really lame. We think you are a joke anyway. Remember this: Dude, we're not laughing with you. We are laughing AT you!

2/25/2007 12:21:00 AM

SHUT THE FUCK UP FATSTEVICH!!!!!!!!!

2/26/2007 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those who cry foul about GPS are the same people who thank the almighty they have a union job that protects the f@#$-ups.

2/26/2007 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tact sgt tact lt.. your tact cars where parked at 6464 N. Clark until 2000hrs when your start time is 1800hrs. then your tact cars where parked at sheridan and devon till 2200 hrs. then at 0015 hours all the tact cars where again at 6464 N. Clark and your personnal car was observed at EPI's II

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to 2/25 7:21pm...are you kidding ? i don't know whats at that intersection, but maybe the supervisors had a meeting while at dinner. maybe following up on a vice complaint ? are you a supervisor ? why question this ? and...are you sure they are the cars assigned to your district ?

____________________________________
HEY GOOF! you must be a tact Sgt in 024 it was a refrence to GPS being placed in tact/gang cars.

i see you didnt address being at the bar while on company time, but you had your prepared answers all ready to go..

Hey i am a supervisor and know exactly what you chumps do in your district... keep up the "good" work

2/26/2007 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....SHUT THE FUCK UP FATSTEVICH!!!!!!!!!.....
-----------------------------------
AMEN!!
maybe NOW you realize the reason you will NEVER make TACT!!

2/26/2007 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, 2/25/2007 10:22:00 PM that was quite a rant. I agree with some of what you're saying but give me a friggin break about you wanting to scratch out paper jobs. Do you really think we were born yesterday. And you've got to be kidding us with your line "most tac cars are pieces of junk and have no clean areas to hold reports." Get a f'n clue you dork. Carry a tin box like the rest of us, but you're way too cool for that. You probablly only have room for hair gel in your car.

2/26/2007 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO: 2/25/2007 11:54:00 PM

WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?

2/26/2007 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a beat car assigned to Bt 1631?

2/25/2007 07:28:00 PM

Is that the love makin machine, operated by Rambo and the dwarf?

2/26/2007 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey i am a supervisor and know exactly what you chumps do in your district... keep up the "good" work

2/26/2007 07:27:00 AM


Hey asswipe, I'll be around thursday night, if you have something to say, and I bet you're just mad cause you don't have enough time in grade to work TSA.

2/26/2007 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What in the hell is the bitch about GPS. If you are doing your job, and it is not a bad job for the money, you ain't got shit to worry about. If you can justify your actions then you are safe. If you are dogging it or screwing up, then it's your fault and not anyone elses fault.

2/26/2007 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, 2/25/2007 07:17:00 PM

Take it easy Kasper (007)

2/26/2007 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY GOOF! you must be a tact Sgt in 024 it was a refrence to GPS being placed in tact/gang cars.

GPS on personal cars? stop it already it was a jealous rant from a tac wannabe.

2/27/2007 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the previous post, the orange button on the radio is to illuminate the the numbers on the channels. It's not a gps locator with an electronic voice.

2/27/2007 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY I AM THINKING ABOUT TRANSFERRING TO 009. I AM A WORKER AND A FORMER VET. DOES ANYBODY KNOW IF P-SHADES HAS A PATNER, IF NOT , IWOULD LIKE TO WORK WITH HIM.

2/27/2007 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

018 and Life said...
WOW! That will really jam up the tact guys from all over the city who eat in 018 EVERY DAMNED NIGHT!!!!

We've noticed a big drop in SOS cars burning up our spots since GPS hit those pirates!

With Summer Mobile and SOS taken care of, maybe some of these places will resume taking care of the guys who actually RESPOND to the calls when they have a problem!

I'm all for helping a blue brother out, but don't come here, eat for free, then call a beat car for a hand waver. A daily occurance in years past.

2/24/2007 01:02:00 AM

you are a pile of dog shit!
since you're in a slow fucking district you spend all your days looking for free spots to eat,good spots to shop and you tell those fucking liberals you serve,on how much of a hero you are!dont forget to tell them your "WAR" stories about all those A.N.O.V's you've written for dogs off their leases!yes,some of us work in the ghetto and dont have spots to eat.so when we want to eat a decent meal of course we'll go a "better district" and i(we) dont eat free! i (we) dont mind paying for a good meal!Never expecting anything free,you fucking goof!I bet you got 2 years on! and daddy got you a spot there 'cuz johnny boy is fucking scare to work in a fast district! oh, and those "hand wavers" are YOUR fucking jobs,you idiot!im sorry but i dont we can get an RD# for a lost dog!!!you dog ass mutt!!

2/28/2007 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

some of us work in the ghetto and dont have spots to eat.

For the love of God, how many times must we hear " I work in the ghetto," who gives a fuck! you aren't the only person who worked or works the ghetto, who gives a shit! If you are a ppo, good for you, learn as much as you can and then leave for greener pastures and put some of the knowledge I hope you aquired to good use serving taxpayers; if you aren't a ppo, bid somewhere nice and enjoy a nicer district with restaurants, somewhere you can own the job instead of it owning you.....

3/01/2007 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After I heard about the GPS rumors, I knew Big Brother was on to me. As I was leaving my house yesterday, I stuffed my HK
USP .45 "man gun" in my pants. My backup is a fully customized 1911 with all the add-on options
in my $563.22 leather pancake holster custom made by
Belgian Monks who have devoted their lives to silence and holster making. These are the ones used by SEAL Team 6, which I used to be a part of, but all records of my activities were destroyed in a fire "accident".

I put on my tactical vest and body armor to match my cargo pants while wearing a T-shirt underneath reading "From My Cold Dead Hands". That way, nobody can see what I'm packing. And of course, I had on my tin foil lined jump suit to throw off the department GPS chip I know they installed under my skin in the academy.

I had my Centennial .38 Special in my ankle holster.

Lastly, I had my "Covert Sniper" I.D. Card in my wallet with my shield. I was ready for anything.

After doing several combat rolls to get to my vehicle, I drove my super tactical green Mazda to Jewel for some beer, 'cause you never know. It is a performance styled Protege with 4 cylinders of ground pounding fury.

This is my daily routine, because you can never be too careful. Big Brother is always looking in on you. Don't talk on your phones, and when off duty, always keep your lights off and windows drawn, and be sure to low crawl wherever you go in your house.

2/25/2007 07:17:00 PM


DORK

3/02/2007 12:16:00 AM  

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