Monday, June 25, 2007

Seiser Branches Out

Not content with running just about everything, Seiser has decided to expand:


Sent to us by someone in the 025th District who says this sign is posted in a storefront at the corner of Harlem and Grand. Seiser KNOWS pizza. Unfortunately, Seiser might not know the pizza business:
  • [P]izza makers nationwide -- from family run pizzerias to national delivery chains -- are feeling the pinch of escalating costs for an essential ingredient in a hotly competitive, $30 billion-plus industry.

    Block cheddar cheese reached $2.08 a pound Thursday on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, up 78 percent from $1.17 a pound a year ago. At the end of 2006, the price was $1.33. Cheddar is the benchmark for mozzarella. Industry observers attribute the price surge to strong demand coupled with higher milk prices.

Good luck!

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24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK I will take the ride from Garcia Ridge to Grand & Harlem just to sample it.

Sample Menu ideas..

How about an HQ combo? A Peperoni(gotta be sausage joke in there somewhere)slice with Kool-Aid?

A Fillmore? that would have BBQ sauce, Chittlins & Tips with a little cheese and dont forget the hot sauce. Delivered by a 1st watch sgt who after giving you your pizza gives you a slap.

A 23? Man Jam & Tube steak

An Hiz Hona Pizza? Unknown ingredient...but guarenteed to take over your body and give ya the Hershey Squirts. Delivered by a Hired Truck driven by a member of the HDO.

The 10... for those who are wanting something a little different. Starts with a Tortilla topped with salsa and Carne Asada and some white tasteless cheese like substance. Delivered by some poor shmuck who is over worked wearing black gloves.


Come on and lets help a fellow brother in blue with his menu

6/25/2007 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser worked CHA Special last night. The sergeant thought he was in charge, but believe me, SEISER RAN IT.

6/25/2007 02:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All Hail Seiser! He knows it, he runs it!

6/25/2007 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck Seiser you truly run it! Pizza whats next? Lets hope your chosen for next supt to bring some sanity back to this moral deprived job!

6/25/2007 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Seiser has his sights set on Gulliford's job. He heard about the injustices occuring over at SOS and will stand for it no longer. White shirts at Holmen Square have been put on notice.

SEISER RUNS IT!

6/25/2007 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser will bitch slap all the dairy farmers and union truck drivers into submission and they will negotiate a blockbuster labor agreement wherein Seiser will get all products for free and get free delivery and they won't get a roundhouse kick to head from Seiser.

Then Seiser will handle our contract issues next ;-)

I want no the menu for those of us watching our weight.

The Seiser Salad.
One Large bowl of lettuce mixed with (enter your favorite ingreediments here) topped of with a full can of 40 oz. Ole English 800. "That special WestSide touch.

6/25/2007 09:54:00 AM  
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6/25/2007 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Seiser worked CHA Special last night. The sergeant thought he was in charge, but believe me, SEISER RAN IT.

6/25/2007 02:26:00 AM

Be careful working this shit specail stevie georges may set you up and give you days off! but then again fuck him seiser does run it and has the white shirts running scared like little school girls!

6/25/2007 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEISER IS ORIGINALLY FROM NEW YORK CITY, SO MY GUT FEELING IS THAT IT WILL BE A NEW YROK STYLE THIN CRUST PIZZA, SEISER HAS ALLOT OF CONNECTIONS IN NEW YORK AND AT ONE TIME WAS A MADE MEMBER OF CARLO GAMBINO CRIME FAMILY ALSO ALLOT OF CONECTIONS IN WASHINGTON D,C, AND DID FREE LANCE WORK FOR THE CIA. WHAT REAL SECRETS DOES SEISER HOLD , WHY HASN'T THE G EVER INVESTIGATED HIM, WHAT DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THE DISAPPEARANCE OF JIMMY HOFFA, INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

6/25/2007 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Federal Government should release it's surplus of government cheese.

We need cheese!!

6/25/2007 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KUDOS TO SEISER ON YOUR BUSINESS VENTURE GOOD LUCK, REMEMBER WHAT DON VITO CORLEONE SAID TO VIRGIL SOLANO IN THE GODFATHER PART 1 " HOW A MAN MAKES HIS MONEY IS NO CONCERN OF MINE AS LONG AS YOUR BUSINESS DOES NOT INTERFERE WITH MY BUSINESS, BESIDES WE ARE NOT COMMUNISTS."

6/25/2007 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser told me that the A/C does not work at Near North H.S. I didn't beleive him and attended anyway. As a result I lost about 20 pounds I didn't need to lose.

He then told me that if I pre-order 20 pizzas he would give me a special price and that in no time I would get my weight back.

Does he run it or what?

6/25/2007 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser is king! I spoke to Seiser and he told me that he would never open up a pizza place because he has been looking into starting his own police department where he can really run it. No one works harder that Seiser!

6/25/2007 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says----

Four P.O.s and a Sergeant working Special are going to be sparred for "inattention to duty". Supposedly they allowed a party to continue in 1230 N. Larrabee and a shooting occurred at least an hour after they got off work.

The Commander in 018 demanded that the Watch Commander spar the third watch officers for a shooting that happened on the first watch!!!

WTF??????

Parties are not illegal. It may be a CHA lease violation but that is a civil matter, not a criminal one.

Where is Seiser when you need him?

Now, kees me you fool!!!

6/26/2007 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can he okay it for me to wear my "Bong Hits For Jesus" shirt to roll call?!

6/26/2007 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser's will never be an Army and Lou's on 75th or the Capt.'s Hard Time Dining on 79th.

6/26/2007 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says----

If Seiser did show up at Army and Lou's, he would get them to start serving sushi.

Capt.'s Hard Time would start serving double orange fraps.

Nothing can stop Seiser--he does run it.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

6/26/2007 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cant wait to get a spar like that cha ching$$

6/26/2007 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser must have been out south because Army & Lou's just chnged their sign to "Don't Be Afraid to Come In.Lunch Menu for White Guy's Passing Through."

6/26/2007 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard SEISER was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands. He truly does run it.

6/26/2007 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Campbel Boys (008) will knead Seiser's dough, if he asks them to.

6/26/2007 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Georgas was piece of shit as a
patrolman and he's worse as a boss!

6/26/2007 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser is so full of himself I am surprised that he can fit through any doorways in department buildings. Keep inflating his head, maybe he will float away!

6/26/2007 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My kids want to know what store sells the Seiser pajamas they saw on Spike TV. They all said that Superman just doesn't measure up.

6/27/2007 08:47:00 AM  

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