Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Engage Your Inner Child

It's "Talk Like A Pirate Day!"


So roll out the cannon, load 'em with shot. The pirates of the CPD are continuing their voyage to parts unknown against stupidity, silliness and incompetence where ever we can find it in Daleyland. Yeaaargh!

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96 Comments:

Blogger pathickey said...

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956)

'Where's your Buccaneers?'

'On the Side of my head! Open Your Buccan Eyes!'

9/19/2007 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PIRATES WANTED:

Strick pre employment test required.

Above will be waived if proof of membership in the chicago council can be shown.

9/19/2007 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the mayor and his cronies are so used to getting their way they'll spin any story around in order to accomplish their goals.

It's obvious that there's lots and lots of money to be made from legalized gambling. I'm neither an advocate nor opponent of casino-based gambling but it's so obvious what's going on. On the very same day the state legislature passes a bill which would permit expansion of already existing riverboat casinos as well as a new land-based casino in Chicago, the mayor uses race as an excuse to force the Chicago Childrens Museum away from Navy Pier to Grant Park. North Shore liberals, the reverends, minorities and even Friends of the Parks are frozen in their tracks to oppose the relocation lest they be considered "racist."

This is just another way for the mayor to manipulate the press to allow access to potential gambling revenues. Once again, they're floating the idea of allowing land-based casino gambling in the city, this time not just to pay for education and the health care system, but to solve the supposed public transportation "crisis." Emil Jones, Daley and Blagojavich are all in lockstep, pushing for land-based casinos. But, where to put them?

When Daley kidnapped Meigs field, the plan at that time was to bring in a gambling boat and whet the appetites of the gambling public and see if all the "outfit" types could share the wealth and not have the collateral crimes spill into the neighborhoods. Navy Pier has always been a hands-off zone that will remain family oriented and a big kids attraction. So, under the cover of darkness, he illegally seized Meigs Field/Northerly Island (against FAA wishes) and turned it into an expensive vacant lot. They thought a floating casino would be perfect here. Once everyone was on board the "gambling might be good for the City" bandwagon, the push was be to move the casinos (yes, that's plural) and, I believe, onto Ogden Ave.

From Stroger Hospital to the city limits, there's remarkably NOTHING on Ogden. Accessible from the South, North and West sides of the City and a short cab ride from downtown and serviced by 3 major expressways, Ogden Ave could be the Chicago equivalent of the Vegas Strip or New York's Times Square with neon lights ablaze and wide enough (10 lanes wide in some stretches) for a quaint trolley car or monorail-type people mover. Overnight, all the West Side slums and blight would be washed away, not by segregation but by making property taxes out of reach to most but the affluent few. The tough part would be in keeping all the corrupt fingers out of the pie. Maybe they should just let the Outfit run it as Vegas never fails to make a profit every year and Vegas coppers HAVE TO be offered the 1st crack at working the part-time gigs. Only after the P.O.'s all turn the OT down can the casinos hire from the outside. This might be the financial shot in the arm the city needs and OF COURSE they'd have to increase both the size of the CPD as well as the SALARIES of the police.

Ever notice how there are fewer and fewer vacant lots in the west side? Makes you wonder if this isn't part of some grand plan. Oh, by the way, Bobbie Steel and some other of the oh-so-connected live right off Ogden. Hrumph, go figure.

Gotta read past the headlines sometimes.

9/19/2007 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago and Crook County should adopt the Jolly Roger as their new logo.

9/19/2007 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ArrrrrrrrGGGHHH!!!!! Where's Me Wenches Mop-rah and Monique!?!?!

9/19/2007 10:46:00 AM  
Blogger Dr. Feelgood said...

Arrr, we gets the mates to the DOC and have them walk the plank, dropping them to the streets, where real police work is done.
Arrr.

9/19/2007 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see that new pirate movie?

It's rated rrrrrrrrrr!

Okay, it sounds better drunk in a bar.

9/19/2007 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone go to the candle light vigil at goldstar park last nite? it was very nice, the weather was awesome, a pretty good turn out, bagpipes were awesome. BUT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>g.e.d. dana hibbity jibbity starks gave way toooo long of a sermon. omg it is so embarrassing to have our INTERIM superintendent speak like a thug on the street

9/19/2007 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cook County taxpayers spend millions of dollars each year providing prescription drugs to thousands of people living outside the county, sometimes even paying extra to deliver the drugs to their out-of-county doorstep.
But under a plan approved Tuesday by the County Board, that support could end Dec. 1 unless a patient's home county enters into an agreement with Cook County to reimburse it for the costs.

The issue has been festering since early this year, when hospital chief Dr. Robert Simon stopped providing health services to residents from outside the county because they cost the cash-strapped health system millions.

Board President Todd Stroger lifted that ban, promising to revisit it, but to date little progress has been made.

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So let me get this straight....

First off, taxpayers have been paying for drugs for NON-Cook County residents to the tune of millions of dollars a year.

Secondly, Toddler vetoes the HOSPITAL CHIEF's decision to save millions of dollars in order to keep minority votes.

No wonder Cook County Hospital is about to lose it's accreditation!

It's okay, they are about to raise Cook County sales tax by 3%.

Typical tax and spend democrats.

This county fucking disgusts me.

9/19/2007 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of movies to pirates like to watch????? RRRRR rated!

9/19/2007 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Lt at SOS called us a bunch of bums and pirates when he first came to SOS.

9/19/2007 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently Obama isn't black enough for Jesse! He is "acting like he's white."

What's wrong old man, someone stealing your thunder??

Won't you just die already?

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The Rev. Jesse Jackson called Tuesday on Democrats seeking the 2008 nomination for president to give S.C. voters “something to vote for” when they go to the polls in January.

On a statewide tour to register new voters, Jackson said South Carolina will determine “who has momentum” in the primary when it votes Jan. 29.

Jackson sharply criticized presidential hopeful and Illinois Sen. Barack Obama for “acting like he’s white” in what Jackson said has been a tepid response to six black juveniles’ arrest on attempted-murder charges in Jena, La. Jackson, who also lives in Illinois, endorsed Obama in March, according to The Associated Press.

“If I were a candidate, I’d be all over Jena,” Jackson said after an hour-long speech at Columbia’s historically black Benedict College.

9/19/2007 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ABC7-
One Cook County commissioner wants to increase the county's portion of the sales tax, and if approved, the sales tax in Cook County would go up to 11 percent. That tax increase would also apply to restaurant and hotel bills.

Cook County Commissioner Joan Patricia Murphy said the additional tax revenue would be used to avoid another crisis when it is time to come up with next year's budget.

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And this is the reason I go out of Crook County to buy everything I can.

Keep raising taxes on everything from cigarettes to booze to food to gas, you'll keep driving revenue to the suburbs.

Jackasses.

9/19/2007 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't Hate Me 'Cause You Ain't Me

9/19/2007 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arrr Matey! One of our own is in trouble and needs our help. Flood the Animinal Care & Control with phone calls telling them how you feel about Louis Pelliegrini's 5 year old dog being put on "DEATH ROW" for a recent biting incident. The system in Chicago is broken and is in dire need of repair.

For starters, animal control is so understaffed it's not even funny. Their is literally 1-2 vans on the street for the entire city at any given time. Some but not all of the animal control officers are lazy, ignorant people that show little or no compassion for animals.

They take "forever" to respond to a complaint, thats if they ever show up at all. Even when we (the police) call something in while working, they are never able to give us an eta. The CPD has taken away all the animal cages at the districts stopping us (the police) from lending a hand and doing our part in rescueing stray, lost and/or injured animals.

You don't see animal control out there ever self initiating and enforcing dog license, rabies tag or leash laws. Only if they are called to a scene by the police or a citizen regarding a dog bite incident. Take a drive through the west side and south side and you will see hundreds and hundreds of violations that aren't enforced.

The good citizens out there buy their dog licenses and rabies vaccinations, use a dog leash, pick up the dogs droppings and don't use our pets/family members in dog fights. But we (the good citizens) get punished for doing the right thing. One isolated incident from a good dog and they threaten to kill him. This dog Cozmo isnt a mean attack dog, he's a family dog that loves people and children. He doesnt have a long history of attacks or bites. A 3 year old propably pulled too hard on an ear or stepped on a foot and the dog reacted. For this you want to kill him. That's bullshit. It's going to cost the Pellegrini's thousands of dollars and a lot of heartache to save beloved Cozmo.

The story is on Fox 32. It aired yesterday and again today.

Arrr Matey! Make Mayor Daley walk the plank cause he sucks..

9/19/2007 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We got this moron in third watch in 017. This goof acts like a teenager w/ a badge.Not an ounce of professionalism. Tries to talk like a shithead and tries to be their friend. Fucking know it all. You know the type that can't shut the fuck up but doesn't know squat. I wonder how someone so immature made it through the Psych Test, then the academy, then Field training. He's gonna fuck around and get someone hurt. Can't wait 'til he gets sent to midnights or days. Any guesses?

9/19/2007 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ayyyy, mutiny in Grant Park Matey!!!!!

9/19/2007 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What street should most police pirates have their lunch on today?


ARRRmitage.

9/19/2007 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's the pirate/police's favorite R&B singer?


RRRR Kelly

9/19/2007 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the best dip for pirate/police football season?

ARRRRtichoke dip

9/19/2007 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a SGT/Pirates' favorite command?

ARRRRest that man!

9/19/2007 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did Capt. Hook die from?

Jock itch...ARRRRR!!!

9/19/2007 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capt. Jack Sparrow got his ears pierced. What did it cost him?


A buck-n-ear....AARRRRR!

9/19/2007 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the hits just keep on coming...

9/19/2007 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous The CTA Pirate said...

Aargh! Clear the poop deck Ron, yer about to be boarded! You can be me cabin boy after ye finish swabbing the Captain's plank.

9/19/2007 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a 4 year retiree I want to thank the FOP for sticking up for retiree's and especially for getting the refunds on the medical insurance overpayments. This at least is something that deserves kudo's for a job well done FOP, Thanks again.

9/19/2007 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before you can speak like a Pirate, you'll need a Pirate name, Matey.

Arrrrgh...

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

9/19/2007 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you get when you cross a pirate with a pedophile?



AAAARRRRRRR Kelly

9/19/2007 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS WORKING NO CLOUT POLICE OFFICERS SAY: THAT A WAY TODDLER, KEEP INCREASING THE RESTAURANT SALES TAX. THATS OK BECAUSE WHEN I GO OUT TO DINNER I GO EITHER TO DOWNTOWN ELMHURST OR DOWNTOWN NAPERVILLE. THE SALES TAX IS ONLY 6% AND THE PARKING IS FREE, THE MAYORS OF DUPAGE COUNTY GOT TO LOVE YOU.

9/19/2007 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C.T.A. NEW THEME SONG;
"Let's clean thy poop deck with thy swarthy sabre,and dress as maidens with a swooshy swagger
Ye old lads of lust with thy spandex,WE'D LIKE TO BUST"
"While we pilfer from Land O' Lincoln and worship old Jim Nabors!!!!!!!!!"
A-HOY and OY

9/19/2007 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ARRRRRRRGH.C

9/19/2007 02:42:00 PM  
Blogger nwwghiaftc said...

Although I am not a police officer, I am a union member and I would like to address the "at will" firing of a cadet. Employees in a union environment can be terminated during their "probationary period" (before they join the union). That's standard practice, although the time period differs from employer to employer. By the way I appreciate the peek at inside the Police Department that your blog offers. You are doing a great job-keep it up!

9/19/2007 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sound very angry. I can agree with most of your thoughts, but you seem to be a posterchild for what appears to citizens to be exactly what's wrong with the police. Anger instead of professionalism, more guns instead of less. You sound childish, because you didn't get promoted? People want to respect the Police, but cops like you make it hard. For every person you break your constitutional oath to defend, even if guilty, there are a hundred who will hate you for that crime. The laws were laid out by better men and greater minds than you, have some respect for that. Keep writing, I agree that you have that first amendment right. Remember that I have fifth amendment rights, and can demand a lawyer anytime, even during a ticket stop, so don't get upset. Happy to respond if you have the guts. "somethingswampthing@yahoo.com"

9/19/2007 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Jesse: All those lies, all those scams, all those shakedowns, all those years, and what happens? Lil Barry Obama sneaks in and steals Jesse's birthright!

Priceless!

9/19/2007 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Arrr Matey! One of our own is in trouble and needs our help. Flood the Animinal Care & Control with phone calls telling them how you feel about Louis Pelliegrini's 5 year old dog being put on "DEATH ROW" for a recent biting incident. The system in Chicago is broken and is in dire need of repair.

You got to be kidding....The dog got loose from its own house and went and attacked a 3 year old on the sidewalk a coppers kid! The dog bit him and he need to have 20-some stiches in his head! And you feel sorry for the dog...they should of shot it on the spot! ANY dog that bites a 3 year old should be put down. The owners could save some money I sure the range has an extra 9mm round you could put in the back of the dogs head.

9/19/2007 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can post until our FOP (Fraternal Order Of Pirates) is ratified! I rather walk the plank than work for these small wages!

9/19/2007 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about Pirates. Stroger wants to raise the sales tax to 11%. When do the working class catch a break.

How about we stop doling out all the free stuff to the lazy and the illegal?

I can not wait to get out of this City, County and State

9/19/2007 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.K.,I read RICHARD ROEPER'S column today and fell off my chair laughing.It describes to 'T' the current breed of policemen being hired and populating our tact,gangs and clout units.I swear he was sitting in our usually very crowded tact office with these imbeciles "dude" and "bro-ing" each other,and of course texting.
If we are that obnoxious to ourselves it goes a great distance to show why citizens dislike us.

9/19/2007 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should tell certain tact teams its not Adam Sandler loook alike day,its PIRATE DAY DAMMIT!!!!

9/19/2007 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

9/19/2007 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous my back is like swiss cheese said...

I met a female cop at a Halloween Party dressed as a priate. The eye patch, the parrot on the shoulder, the hook for one hand. Wow she was great! I am hooked on her now!

9/19/2007 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous det. hollywood joe mcguire said...

Great news abounds! I sealed my LA deal on my first movie script. Action packed police drama, based on my police years. I will keep you all informed as to the scheduled production start date. Now, who is laughing! Me, to the bank! Wonder if I can wear my Oscar next to all my CPD medals?

9/19/2007 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It all makes sense, I saw the SUPT walking around dressed as WILLIE STARGELL today,duh its PIRATE DAY!!!

9/19/2007 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im confused here regarding the Jena 6 issue. Why is Rainbow Push organizing a march in Jena,Louisiana to protest racism and defending the Jena 6? Wasn't it 6 M/1's who jumped and beat a lone M/2? What would have happened if it was the other way around? Can anyone explain?

9/19/2007 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arrrgh me mateys! Me finds that the Jefferson Tap boys rrrrr in warrrrrrld of feces! Arrrgh! Next to walk the plank rrrrrr the sos boys!!!! Sos personnel rrrrr doomed i say...Now go fetch me a drrrrink! Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum....HICCUP!

9/19/2007 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I might not be the brightess bulb on the planet but I do detect a trend!

Hillary, Obama, Edwards, Durbin, et al desire to eliminate the Bush tax cuts in order to help the common man?

Blagojevich and Jones are backing the biggest tax increase in the history of the State of Illinois in order to help the common man?

Madigan fails to extend the real estate cap because it would hurt large businesses downtown. How does this help the common man?

Stroger desires claims he can cut no more fat in Cook County government so he needs to raise taxes to help the common man?

Daley approves of raising the real estate taxes for schools and is considering raising taxes next year. How does this help the common man?

The two common items listed above are higher taxes and Democrats in office!

9/19/2007 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We got this moron in third watch in 017. This goof acts like a teenager w/ a badge.Not an ounce of professionalism. Tries to talk like a shithead and tries to be their friend. Fucking know it all. You know the type that can't shut the fuck up but doesn't know squat. I wonder how someone so immature made it through the Psych Test, then the academy, then Field training. He's gonna fuck around and get someone hurt. Can't wait 'til he gets sent to midnights or days. Any guesses?

9/19/2007 12:58:00 PM"

That sounds like 80% of 17th
District. From the Commander on down.

9/19/2007 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC are you the guy who won best tent at the FOP picnic? The guy wearing the pirate suit ?

9/19/2007 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic: I'm a retired P.O. trying to escape from this city. I'm moving to a Del Webb community where us old timers are sent out to pasture. Anyway I've got my house on the market in Norwood Park. Large brick ranch, 4 bedroom, 2 baths, finished basement and lots of extras. Lot size 50' by 132'. Taxes are low and so is the price of my house. I'm willing to give fellow CPD officers an even better deal. If interested contact my realtors at Century 21 773-343-7119 and ask about the retired coppers house on Oriole Avenue. To all, be careful, make pension and leave this city in your rear view mirror.

9/19/2007 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Daley quote of the day:

"Everybody should be outraged that people think children can't go to a museum to be educated. They're black and white and Hispanic and Asian-and many of them are poor and middle class or wealthy. We cannot have that in a museum?"

What does that mean? Is this "Pirate speak?"

9/19/2007 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arrrrrr Matey! SEISER RUNS IT!!!!!

9/19/2007 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fire away me lads, at the guarded walls, and hoist the Jolly Roger......AAAAAARGGGGG
a Scurvy Buccanneer

9/19/2007 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is with the 3rd watch lieutenant in 24. She comes to roll call after her days off and berates the watch for poor response to a man-with-a-gun call insinuating the tact team was left alone to handle the job. In reality, the watch found the offender’s discarded clothing, the gun and placed him in custody. Everyone knows she was not much of a patrolman and an inferior sergeant. If Seiser truly runs it, can he please teach her how to be a lieutenant?

9/19/2007 06:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about corruption. I like how the Sun-Times reveals that the attorney that has been lobbying for the children's museum in Grant Park, actually representing the museum at community meetings is...wait...are you ready?..Get this..It's Mayor Daley's nephew (Patrick Thompson).

How much are they paying him? I wonder!

Bueller..Bueller..Bueller?

9/19/2007 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eagles should've kept Jeff Garcia

9/19/2007 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

officer killed in phoenix 18sep07.
shot while doing a name check on a guy with a warrant. god bless his family and keep us all safe.

9/19/2007 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to address the inquiry into the 3rd watch W.C. her initials are A.S. and her last name rhymes with HOSS.
I'm sure her last stint in 018 etc,left a bad taste in her mouth.

9/19/2007 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty!

9/19/2007 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOOPS,I THINK SOMEBODY FORGOT TO TELL CLINE IT WASN'T "SPONGEBOB...CENTURY"!

9/19/2007 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous captain insano said...

What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?



A little black patch.

9/19/2007 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is with the 3rd watch lieutenant in 24. She comes to roll call after her days off and berates the watch for poor response to a man-with-a-gun call insinuating the tact team was left alone to handle the job. In reality, the watch found the offender’s discarded clothing, the gun and placed him in custody. Everyone knows she was not much of a patrolman and an inferior sergeant. If Seiser truly runs it, can he please teach her how to be a lieutenant?

9/19/2007 06:36:00 PM
Watch Out for her. She is probably among one of the world's worst persons and sustains that reputation wherever she works. She was fairly open about the fact that in 015, where she was assigned before she bailed to work under the one exempt who puts up with her shit, the capable Cmndr. Wysinger berated her, terming her "the worst supervisor he had seen." She is a human neon sign that flashes caustically messages revealing every flaw in this department; clout over professionalism, ethnic and religious politics over merit, and the repeated use of sexual victimization allegations in the pursuit of job advancement. Beware and be warned officers and sergeants in 024 she pulverizes the morale of every watch cursed with her presence. As an added bonus, heard she doesn't even have a B.A. Rumor has it that her singular recognizable contribution to this job has been her allegedly robust oral skills, which she has employed since adolescence. Shalom!

9/19/2007 08:28:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

My pirate name is:
Sea Monkey Suzy

Arr! Shiver me timbers! SCC Landlubber's, ye all toast with the grog! Yo-ho-ho & a bottle of rum! yum ;)

9/19/2007 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous leomemorial said...

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php


Mayor Daley's Pirate name:
Pirate Ezekiel the Hatless

Phil Cline:
Cap'n Jim Bluebeard

Mark Donohue (sorry, mark...lol):
Fish Breath Laird

Second City Cop:
Pirate Norm the Ochre



hey, this is fun

9/19/2007 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pirate name; cmdr schmitz -

No-Neck Conroy

9/19/2007 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a resident of the new east side (East Randolph) and I strongly oppose to moving of the Childrens museum to my neighborhood from Navy Pier. Of course when residents oppose the moving of the museum, Dickhead Daley plays the race card and says we don't want minority children in our neighborhood. Thats complete shit, and he knows it.

9/19/2007 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see that new pirate movie?

It's rated rrrrrrrrrr!

Okay, it sounds better drunk in a bar.

9/19/2007 11:00:00 AM

__________________________________


LOL That was soo bad it was funny.

9/19/2007 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone ought to ask Jesse about all those envelopes he collected in Roseland in the sixties not to march against his own people.

He's as white as I am.

9/19/2007 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta read past the headlines sometimes.

9/19/2007 10:05:00 AM
You Maybe correct some of this
__________________________________

Heres what I know. Navy Pier will not be the place of a casino. For a few reasons. Its not big enough, parking etc.

If the City gets its way- you will more than likely see the FIRST land based casino put into McCormick Place Lakeside building. It went thru a MAJOR infrastructure refit a few years ago where the electric was upgraded and the addition of fiber optic. Dont forget the 3 Million dollar addition of Kitchen facilities that have sat unused all this time. Why spend all that moneey on a building that is basically unused and obsolete? CASINO

Second casino will be probably be on land that was given to the city formerly the site of the old south works(?) City spent tons(hired trucks) cleaning it up using dredgeings from the Illinois River(remember seeing that on Chicago Works Propaganda show) That will probably get its own Police Force ala UIC Police.

Thats gonna be a payback for the south-side politicians who see all of the coaches filled heading out of town to gamble thier money away.

9/19/2007 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What is with the 3rd watch lieutenant in 24"

--I avoid her at all costs from the moment she came to 024! some of us were warned by 015th Dist officers to stay clear of her. She loves to hear herself talk on the radio as well!!

9/19/2007 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Not all are here to work!!! said...

Police Officer Nick Erfle
Phoenix Police Department
Arizona
End of Watch: Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Biographical Info
Age: 33
Tour of Duty: 8 years
Badge Number: 6994

Incident Details
Cause of Death: Gunfire
Date of Incident: Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Weapon Used: Gun; Unknown type
Suspect Info: Shot and killed

Officer Nick Erfle was shot after he and his partner approached three people for jaywalking and obstructing traffic on 24th Street, one block north of Thomas Road.

One man gave a fictitious name that had a misdemeanor warrant and as they attempted to take him into custody, the suspect drew a weapon and shot Officer Erfle in the face. He was rushed to Banner Good Samaritan Medical Center where he died from his injuries an hour later.

The suspect then carjacked a vehicle and took the driver hostage. About an hour later, an unmarked special assignments unit spotted a car and suspect matching the carjacked vehicle's description.

They began surveillance and managed to box in the vehicle at 27th Avenue and McDowell Road. The suspect pointed his gun at the hostage and he was shot and killed by an officer. The suspect was later identified as an illegal alien with a felony record. He had been deported in 2006 and illegally re-entered the country.

The driver of the vehicle was not injured. The two females who were with the suspect when he was initially stopped were taken into custody for questioning.

Officer Erfle had served with the Phoenix Police Department for 8 years. He is survived by his wife and two children

9/19/2007 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sound very angry. I can agree with most of your thoughts, but you seem to be a posterchild for what appears to citizens to be exactly what's wrong with the police. Anger instead of professionalism, more guns instead of less. You sound childish, because you didn't get promoted? People want to respect the Police, but cops like you make it hard. For every person you break your constitutional oath to defend, even if guilty, there are a hundred who will hate you for that crime. The laws were laid out by better men and greater minds than you, have some respect for that. Keep writing, I agree that you have that first amendment right. Remember that I have fifth amendment rights, and can demand a lawyer anytime, even during a ticket stop, so don't get upset. Happy to respond if you have the guts. "somethingswampthing@yahoo.com"


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Sure you can request a lawyer, then you automatically get that ticket smartass. Guess what law guy, you have no idea how many laws you break every hour. Too bad you think you know it all:)!! And bring you big bad lawyer too, I'm sure they'll fuck up too. Keep your bullshit in the suburbs where you belong bitch!!

9/19/2007 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...If Seiser truly runs it,...

You mean Seisarrrggghhh!!!!

9/19/2007 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is with the 3rd watch lieutenant in 24. She comes to roll call after her days off and berates the watch for poor response to a man-with-a-gun call insinuating the tact team was left alone to handle the job. In reality, the watch found the offender’s discarded clothing, the gun and placed him in custody. Everyone knows she was not much of a patrolman and an inferior sergeant. If Seiser truly runs it, can he please teach her how to be a lieutenant?

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She's a nice person. Organized some charity biking and paintball events for the people on the watch

9/19/2007 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was the pirate's favorite Cub player of all time?

Nomar GARRRRRciaparra
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What did the pirate do when his car broke down?

He called the ARRRRRRRRRRR man

9/19/2007 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did the pirate go on baBY furlough?

He wanted some ARRRR and aARRRRR
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wHAt did the pirate say when he heard the police contract was settled?

He said, AAARRRRRR you fuggin kiddin me,Matey?

9/19/2007 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sinefield,... But I dont want to be a PIIIRATEE!!

9/20/2007 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What is with the 3rd watch lieutenant in 24?"
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GET READY FOR THIS FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

http://www.chicagojewishnews.com/story.htm?sid=1&id=194910

9/20/2007 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.chicagojewishnews.com/story.htm?sid=1&id=194910

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Check out the LTs pretty painted fingernails! WOWWWWW!

9/20/2007 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK then resident of the new east side--Why do you oppose the museum?

9/20/2007 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If the City gets its way- you will more than likely see the FIRST land based casino put into McCormick Place Lakeside building. It went thru a MAJOR infrastructure refit a few years ago where the electric was upgraded and the addition of fiber optic. Dont forget the 3 Million dollar addition of Kitchen facilities that have sat unused all this time. Why spend all that moneey on a building that is basically unused and obsolete? CASINO"

THE CASINO IS GOING TO MCPLACE EAST. IT'S ALL OFFIAL BUT UNDER THE TABLE. HEY FEDS, ARE YOU READING?

9/20/2007 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You got to be kidding....The dog got loose from its own house and went and attacked a 3 year old on the sidewalk a coppers kid! The dog bit him and he need to have 20-some stiches in his head! And you feel sorry for the dog...they should of shot it on the spot! ANY dog that bites a 3 year old should be put down. The owners could save some money I sure the range has an extra 9mm round you could put in the back of the dogs head.

9/19/2007 03:21:00 PM

Amen. the dog will bite again and again.

9/20/2007 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say what you want about her, but Lt. A.S. was never a merit promotion...ever. Made Sgt. and Lt. on her test scores. When she was a PO in 018, she worked. She had a good partner, and as I recall, made some quality arrests.
She did not have it easy as a new Lt., and was messed over by "the boyz" in 019 until she left. Lots of crass statements over the air, etc, that the bosses never really dealt with very well. But she's not a bad person; give her your best, and she'll give you her best.
Don't know much about 024, never worked north, but if the guys and gals out that way are doing what they should be, there shouldn't be too much static from the Lt. My best guess is, like in most districts, more than a few need a bit of a fire lit under them.

9/20/2007 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW--Lt. A.S. worked in 018--019--024--!!!
No wonder she was cranky when she worked in 015.
Starbucks withdrawl is tough.

9/20/2007 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO:9/19/07.03:12:00 :
BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH.
Nobody on this post who is the police really gives a shit about you or your thoughts.Almost fell asleep half way through it.But thanks anyway cause it's time for my power nap before I go to my next job.Oh and by the way,I'm not signing it Anonymous bucause I dont have "the guts".I.m doing it cause I bet it annoys you.HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

9/20/2007 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
pirate name; cmdr schmitz -

No-Neck Conroy

9/19/2007 08:54:00 PM

True! "AGGGGG I ORDER EACH MEMBER OF MY TACT TEAM TO BRING IN 2 HEADS A DAY, IF NOT I WANT A TO-FROM AS TO WHY YOU DID'NT AGGGGGGG"! WHAT A GOOF! SOUNDS LIKE HE IS BEING MOVED OUT SOON BYE LEO WE HARDLEY KNEW YA!

9/20/2007 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Pirates wench said...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. The bartender says, "Ayy there, do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of yer pants? The pirate replies, "Sure I do, it's drivin' me nuts!"

9/20/2007 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOR THE RECORD.
I believe I am that LT you are talking about and here is my resume
1.In 1912 I swam the English Channel
2.I once arrested Billy The Kid,Kid Rock,Rock Hudson,Hudson 32-700,THE WHOLE 700 Club and SENTENCED THEM TO DRESS AS TURTLES.
3.I was shot in the scrotal sack by a machete wielding Congressman named TITMOUSE.
4.During the GREAT CHICAGO FLOOD of 1991,I provided lounge chairs for members of THE BILL BIXBY FAN CLUB,as well as condiments from the PERUVIAN CONSUL GENERAL!
5.I've changed my name 11 times and at this moment I am known in certain circles as FRITO HEAD GOLDBERG of PAWTUCKET RHODE ISLAND
6.My extensive crime fighting skills are a hobby as Opera is my passion.The sadness felt at the passing of Pavarrotti inspired my new works called"Pull my finger Maynard"
7.At night when crime is greatest I frequent dry cleaning stores,but am never allowed entry by the Elusive Mr.KIM,with whom I believe to be a criminal mastermind.
FOR THAT IS MY RESUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.AT LEAST I HAVE F.B.I. CLEARANCE!

9/20/2007 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous be careful said...

. . . Say what you want about her, but Lt. A.S. was never a merit promotion...ever. Made Sgt. and Lt. on her test scores. . .

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WRONG. She DID make lieutenant NOT meritorious but as part of a lawsuit settlement against the department. As a sergeant in 019 some goof made some stupid comments/sexual harassing remarks about her over the radio. A CR # was initiated to attempt to find out who the offending officer was. Since the department /IAD did not do a thorough job, she sued the 019 Watch Commander and the department. The settlement was the LTs position. (this was off the 1997 Lts exam BEFORE they had the 30% “Merit program”)

As for her ending up in 024; she put in a CR# against a 2nd watch lieutenant in 015. She was then given a choice to come to 024 to work for her “good friend” as she says, the Commander. (By the way, he really can’t stand her)

As for that, NO ONE CAN REALLY STAND HER. She has no people skills whatsoever. She comes across VERY arrogant and egotistical. (see article below) To say the least if she is around goofy coppers or fellow supervisors who say or do stupid things like the LT in 015 did.. SHE WILL SUE or the VERY LEAST get a CR# in an attempt to climb the ladder even further. In today’s ‘attorney power driven society’, she knows exactly how to play the system.

BE CAREFUL of her !!!!!!!!!

Reference: http://www.chicagojewishnews.com/story.htm?sid=1&id=194910

9/20/2007 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hooray Maytee! It's my ARRRR-D-O's!!!!

9/20/2007 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What is with the 3rd watch lieutenant in 24"

She doesn't think chivalry is dead and loves to hang out although not necessarily need to be wined and dined. She loves walks in the rain and she thinks it's romantic for a man to open the door for her. She's also looking for a date on match dot com.

9/20/2007 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Say what you want about her, but Lt. A.S. was never a merit promotion...ever. Made Sgt. and Lt. on her test scores. When she was a PO in 018, she worked. She had a good partner, and as I recall, made some quality arrests."

Signed Lt. A.S.(Hey if you can't promote yourself?)

9/20/2007 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who's the ahole in 16 that stole the Rhineweiner from the back holding area this summer?

9/20/2007 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say what you want about her, but Lt. A.S. was never a merit promotion...ever. Made Sgt. and Lt. on her test scores. . .

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Don't know the lady, never met her or worked with her, but in the linked article from The Jewish news, it says she's 38 but looks 10 years younger. I looked at the pictures. WHOA......somebody needs some glasses!

9/20/2007 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And exactly what were Jesse (show me the money) Jackson's dashiki-wearin' off duty CPD bodyguards doing at 127th & Halsted?

...not buying cars, that's for sure.

9/20/2007 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uh, correction---that's FARR shure.

9/21/2007 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She said said "most men, unless they are policemen themselves, have difficult time dating a woman who is a police officer" After seeing her pic, I think her lack of SO goes a little deeper than just her rank and uniform.

9/21/2007 11:07:00 PM  

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