Friday, November 30, 2007

Detectives List

Coming over the fax machines as we speak.

Over 50. Not quite 100.

Who's got a copy?

Lieutenants before midnight?

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124 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

post the list

11/30/2007 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think I'll be on it. I'm a White Male and get no extra push from anywhere. Wait a minute, since only my siblings have the exact mutt heritage, this should make ME a minority! I'm not 100% Female, Gay, Black, Hispanic, Native American or Asian! THEY are 100% and I'm 50%/25%/25%! They need new boxes for RACE!

11/30/2007 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clout has to get in before the new supe takes over.

11/30/2007 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey new Supt; send all of them to Area 2, way too busy, reinforcements needed, busier than multiple Areas combined...

11/30/2007 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not on it...
didn't suck enough ass this year!

11/30/2007 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MOPRA is at it again. He's white WAA WAA WWAA. He is a white man Waa Waa Waa...

11/30/2007 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I figured out how to view the blog on department computers. Simply subscribe to Google Reader (free) pick Second City as one of your blogs. Then you just have to log on and you can read the blog. Simple as that. You cannot read the comments, but most of them are garbage anyway.

11/30/2007 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MS....you my friend can EAD. 911 we will NEVER forget!

11/30/2007 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why so late?

11/30/2007 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats to the 80% who didn't make it on their knees. Good luck Billy and E.J.
Dimitri

11/30/2007 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats Phil D, Iggy, Tracy and Bob Rose

11/30/2007 10:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Graham promoted! A hell of a dedicated officer and a well deserved promotion. He was shot on the job and case officered numerous high profile conspiracies. In addition, he's a hell of a nice guy and would do anything for a fellow copper. He truly hates criminals! Congrats...

11/30/2007 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Over Educated Copper said...

Look at this sham of a list!

Not even worthy enough to post!

Looks like all the ass kissers got their good bye presents from G.E.D. Starks!

Most are from Headquarters and CAPS orifices!

Once again College education was not a factor in the selection process but how well you puckered your lips was!

ASSHATS! All of them!

11/30/2007 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

B-Fed - always knew you were a dic! Congrats.

11/30/2007 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats and good luck to M. Habiak!!!

11/30/2007 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe this will be sgt. waaaah waaaah waaaah's over at midway airport last day as a sgt. he will be the last of the boot lickers to be rewarded for their oral skills.

11/30/2007 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally out for myself
Only ME
ME

Here we go again. Suicide watch has begun at Homan Square.

Snicker Snicker Snicker gotta learn when your drunk to keep your mouth shut

11/30/2007 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My two cents about college…It is the ability to begin and finish something. Not something like a beer or watching a football game. Rather something like using your brain, gaining a degree is just that, it is about gaining something, working on a problem (subject) that you might of otherwise never have studied and stretching your mental abilities. Down the road the disciplines learned/achieved through higher learning allow a person the ability to approach problems from various perspectives. This is a great thing. It would be a tragedy to approach all of life’s problems in the same manner as you might approach two shitheads fighting over a 40 & half a rock. That being said, an education does not and cannot replace a person’s life experiences (street smarts), instead it should supplement it. Street smarts + education (not talking about Lewis) can give a person real personal power. A person with either one and not the other is only effective in limited situations and then of limited power.

11/30/2007 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If moprah hates him, I like him already.

12/01/2007 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous hansG said...

Hope you are on this list... a credible source from city hall is saying that Daley, in a futile attempt to clear the clout game and to "prevent any wrongdoings brought about by past administrations" has asked the incoming Superintendant to review promotional procedures and to freeze any current or future promotional lists until the bugs are worked out. What does this mean for us? Well, thats good news for anyone who didnt do so well, terrible news for those near the top.

Expect a bunch of lawsuits, FOP to sit on their asses with that oh so familiar blank look on their faces, and the current lists to expire and new and improved promotional exams to be administered under the watchful eye of our new top cop. You ask for a miracle, Fits, I give you the F B I

12/01/2007 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/01/2007 12:26:00 AM

also heard the same... entire promotional system is as contaminated as a CPD crime scene! seems this guy is lookin to stir the pot from the top down... hence the resume requests. Only people on his radar are gonna be less than qualified exempts! Finally, time to look at the parents, not the kids! I LOVE IT!

12/01/2007 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just because you're made on merit does not mean you were a kiss-ass, dog-ass, or a house mouse. There are those in this Department that dont test well and yet have outstanding policing skills, and good work ethic. I cant think of anyone who would turn down a merit promotion from a boss who offered it to them. Instead of ragging on those who make it on merit, why not try and network better or grow balls to approach a boss and see if they would put you in. And provide them with materials that show your work ethic or skills and why you feel you should be promoted. I get a kick out of those on this blog that think only minorities get made on merit. Please there are probably just as many whites made meritorious on this latest list as minorities.

12/01/2007 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J. Zalewski take the detective position. We have a new boss, the old boss put u in, take the promotion dumb ass.

12/01/2007 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Besides the above bulls$%# post, does anyone have any info about the next Lt. class?

12/01/2007 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/30/2007 11:49:00 PM

I really liked what you said until you had to qualify it by saying "not talking about Lewis"
Honestly, a majority of Lewis students ARE doing the work and study needed to get a degree. I think the school's reputation is NOT deserved in that area.

And, yes I did get a degree from Lewis, and I worked quite hard to get it, however I attended other Universities prior to coming on the job and had the majority of requirements already, needed 33 hours for a Bachelor's degree which I took at Lewis. I didn't find it all that easy, the time committment was huge, and no one gave me an automatic A in any class. The part that was easy was getting my prior credit hours accepted by the University (although I did have a fight and lose over some humanities courses) and assistance with the application process. Another area where one might (might, no guarantee) get consideration is if you have to miss a class due to work.. the law enforcement people who teach some of the courses there usually will give consideration if an emergency arises.
Also, I would think that ANY one would find the courses in their major to be the easiest to pass, and that goes at Lewis too, but the required courses which must be taken to get the degree are no easier at Lewis than at any other school, and believe me you aren't getting any breaks in the required courses, and truly, few in the major courses... Why don't you try asking some real Lewis Graduates about this instead of just assuming the worst????

12/01/2007 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
maybe this will be sgt. waaaah waaaah waaaah's over at midway airport last day as a sgt. he will be the last of the boot lickers to be rewarded for their oral skills.

11/30/2007 10:51:00 PM

He will be leaving and soon and so will his boss when the shake-up comes which will be soon!

12/01/2007 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many exempt moves will starks make? they will be short lived when the new guy gets in and tries to put in his people!

12/01/2007 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Congrats and good luck to M. Habiak!!!

11/30/2007 10:49:00 PM



Your kidding...., correct?? C'mon, this is like the Clint Eastwood movie when he asked the copper "Tell me about your greatest felony arrest" .. No felony. Well tell me about your greatest misd. arrest? What!! No misde??"

Nice girl, no doubt, worker not. Being a "tact" girl in 22, like being the tallest midget in the circus.

12/01/2007 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any info on the Lt's list? This is the last hurah for the "old gaurd".

12/01/2007 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats to those who made it BUT.... wouldnt it make more sense for the city to do the first couple of classes of sgts. off the new list first? How many people on the detectives list are going to be leaving when they start taking people from the sgts list. Kind of a big waste of time to have them sit through the detective classes for two months just to have to go for sgts. training within a couple more months. But then again the city is not really known for bing efficient.

12/01/2007 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wouldnt it make more sense for the city to do the first couple of classes of sgts. off the new list first? How many people on the detectives list are going to be leaving when they start taking people from the sgts list.
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Part of the plan dude. Now they can transfer those new sergeants back to the D-unit as "former detectives" even if they were only dicks for 30, 60 or 90 days. They've been doing this for years. It's like the blind (sergeants) leading the sighted (old time dicks). Why do you think the clearance rate is 36% for homicides? How long have you been the police that you don't realize this?

12/01/2007 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about posting the list

12/01/2007 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No promotions until the new Boss gets in. Det is not a promotion they are police officers assigned as detectives. All lists frozen and new tests to be given. Expect this dept to be short on Sgt's and Lt's for over a year.

12/01/2007 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/01/2007 08:32:00 AM

You are a piece of shit! Why cast stones at someone who made it LEGIT? What does where she works have anything to do with it? Her felony & misdemeanor numbers would probably put yours to shame. Oh, that's right...you're probably hiding under a desk at 35th St. hoping the new regime doesn't put you out on the street, where you may actually have to WORK!! You are PATHETIC!

12/01/2007 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dam I did not make it "again" Did I have to take the test? I paid and bought fund raising tickets! I blew everyone I could someone tell me who i missed giving great head to? Someone with "merit"? thank You!

12/01/2007 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/30/2007 11:49:00 PM

If you think college helps dealing with these cretins that are arguing over a rock & a 40, you are sadly mistaken! I came on this job in 1986 with a high school diploma and made Sgt 11 yrs ago, no merit on that particular test. The department then decides you need a 4yr degree to become Lt? Sorry, but after having 21+ yrs (all on the street & in a district), I have never come across an incident where a degree would've come in handy. Maybe if you're looking to get into upper managment, you could require more schooling, but to be a street cop in patrol?? I honestly believe experience & common sense will be far more helpful in any situation you may come across working the street. Just my experiences/opinion.
BE SAFE!

12/01/2007 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Part of the plan dude. Now they can transfer those new sergeants back to the D-unit as "former detectives" even if they were only dicks for 30, 60 or 90 days. They've been doing this for years. It's like the blind (sergeants) leading the sighted (old time dicks). Why do you think the clearance rate is 36% for homicides? How long have you been the police that you don't realize this?

Are you serious? it isn't the sgts fault the clearance rate is 36%, the dets work the case not the sgt, ask any det and they will usually tell you they don't need supervision, the clearance rate is in the tank because witnesses now are told they can leave when they want, and they do, or don't come in at all, no more locking people in to the Grand Jury before they are released, now the video tape rolls from th onset as well. It is a much different job than the old days, no more "gettin someone in a room."

12/01/2007 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rhonda from 189, are you fucking kidding me? guess all that time doing Police Memorial stuff paid off huh? what a joke.

12/01/2007 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sure hope my $2k donation to the democratic party paid off!

12/01/2007 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are u kiddin me habiak is a great copper and by far one of the best females on this job. she aint no meritorous hack. quit hatin just cause u get your one bag weed arrests. congrats and good luck

12/01/2007 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone "verify" if they are now going to throw away the current Detective list and give a new test.. I am a bit confused regarding the Dets. not being a promotion, but an assignment as a police officer. Why do they get new stars and a pay raise??? JUST WONDERING IF THEY ARE THROUGH WITH THIS DETS. OR ARE THEY GOING TO JUST REVAMP WHAT MAKES A "MERIT PROMOTION" ??? ANYONE??

12/01/2007 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love when you people cry when someone makes it merit! you would take it to! I have tissue if you want one....haaa

12/01/2007 04:08:00 PM  
Blogger sharky said...

Congratulations to Michelle Habiak and Ken Simmons from 022 on the Detectives class. They are two of the greatest, hard working people I ever had the pleasure to have working for me. Yes, they are both by score, not merit.

12/01/2007 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rhonda from 189, are you fucking kidding me? guess all that time doing Police Memorial stuff paid off huh? what a joke.

12/01/2007 01:49:00 PM
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Go fuck yourself, you jealous, spineless piece of shit. Rhonda made it based on score. She has intelligence, much unlike yourself.

12/01/2007 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like I made the list. The only training I'll need is learning two new phrases:

1. You got nothing KID, notified by report

and

2. Bring them to the Area

Retired TRU Ranger

12/01/2007 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No promotions until the new Boss gets in. Det is not a promotion they are police officers assigned as detectives. All lists frozen and new tests to be given. Expect this dept to be short on Sgt's and Lt's for over a year.....

So when you say ALL list frozen and new tests to be given, are you including the Detective list as well??? Just trying to clarify.

12/01/2007 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Approx 40% of those promoted are from Units other that the 25 districts....

so 40 % are from about 3 units --> Narcotics --> and some other unit #'s I never even heard of



so 40% from 3 units

and 60% from 25 districts


SO .... if you subdivide ....the 3 units each are about 13%

Then each DISTRICT is about, what? 2.2%

Are these district guys dumbfucks? or are the phone-call unit guys that fucking bright????



Congrats to the 80% ....good job ...you'll love being a dic for about 7-10 years ...then you'll be nuts like the rest of us

Madness takes its toll ... please have exact change

12/01/2007 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Over Educated Copper said...
Look at this sham of a list!

Not even worthy enough to post!

Looks like all the ass kissers got their good bye presents from G.E.D. Starks!

Most are from Headquarters and CAPS orifices!

Once again College education was not a factor in the selection process but how well you puckered your lips was!

ASSHATS! All of them!

11/30/2007 10:31:00 PM
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Jesus Christ, this guy is the asshat,
Tripple-A number 1 stroke.

I have 25 years on and know personally four very good coppers on that list; it's a godamn good thing you're not on it. Go back to your hole and pout and complain you whining asshole.

By the way, what is the hell is an asshat? You can't even curse properly fuckface.

12/01/2007 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

congrats will c. - great copper will make a great det.

12/01/2007 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To

Rhonda from 189, are you fucking kidding me? guess all that time doing Police Memorial stuff paid off huh? what a joke.

12/01/2007 01:49:00 PM

She made it by score, don't post shit you don't know about. This also just proves that while she is good police officer, a great person and is a great help to alot of different causes, the testing process doesn't necessarily reveal the best people to be either det sgt or lt.

She will be good at this because she works very hard at what she puts her mind to! Congrats to her.

12/01/2007 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
No promotions until the new Boss gets in. Det is not a promotion they are police officers assigned as detectives. All lists frozen and new tests to be given. Expect this dept to be short on Sgt's and Lt's for over a year.

12/01/2007 10:32:00 AM

WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE BALLESS BOSSES JUST MORE STREET COPS!

12/01/2007 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
No promotions until the new Boss gets in. Det is not a promotion they are police officers assigned as detectives. All lists frozen and new tests to be given. Expect this dept to be short on Sgt's and Lt's for over a year.

12/01/2007 10:32:00 AM


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Ya, your right, not a promotion. I get extra pay, unlimited overtime, no boundaries and I have a lot of respect from bosses because I clean their $hit up. You right, please do not take the Dets test because it is not a "promotion". Sorry, I have to go now. Time to take a 2 hr lunch without being tied to the radio. Then I have to go the the suburbs to interview a victim and I'll stop at the local mall to do some shopping. Damn! I just forgot, I need time due tomorrow. No problem, I'll just give the slip to my boss before I leave for the night. God, I hate My non Promotion.

12/01/2007 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnny Ray......

Good luck on your much deserved promotion. You have more then earned it a thousand times over. You have been one of the hardest working, dedicated, Real Policemen I have ever worked with or met, not to metion a great friend.

Former Englewood Ranger

12/01/2007 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, will you please allow the comments to be viewed by your readers...?

...In an effort to out the merit pukes!!!

Some may deserve it, most DON'T!!!

Post the list and let's make the merit known.

Thank you
Be safe, Be good, Be honest

12/01/2007 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the city may hold off to make Lt's, but if anything the city is, it's frugal. they are not going to waste another million or so dollars to put together a new test when they have a brand new one. but who would have thought they would do a second part to the lt's test? either way there will be some happy people and some very pissed off people, welcome to the cpd. nothing is out of the realm of possibility.

12/01/2007 08:38:00 PM  
Blogger blue said...

congrats b-low
but don't come to area 3, unless you practice the speech "u got nothin' kid"

12/01/2007 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, I would think that ANY one would find the courses in their major to be the easiest to pass, and that goes at Lewis too, but the required courses which must be taken to get the degree are no easier at Lewis than at any other school, and believe me you aren't getting any breaks in the required courses, and truly, few in the major courses... Why don't you try asking some real Lewis Graduates about this instead of just assuming the worst????

12/01/2007 08:09:00 AM......Ha...Good one.You are kidding right?

12/01/2007 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moprah Oprah and Doprah would all support a black bear for office as long as he were black

And I agree with 11:49:00 PM about college

12/01/2007 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rhonda from 189, are you fucking kidding me?

________________________________

Having worked on the same watch as her, she is very nice, but I have to say more importantly...
nice rack!

12/01/2007 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lewis Grads, you might all be brainiacs but I've seen some of the idiots that were teaching out there. They leave a lot to be desired. Some of those teachers are the lazyiest non-prodkuctive goofs I ever say on this job and some were loud mouth bullshit artist.

12/01/2007 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Over Educated Copper said...

By the way, what is the hell is an asshat? You can't even curse properly fuckface.

12/01/2007 05:11:00 PM

You are either new to this Blog, or just a Dumbass that can't figure out code!

Some Detective you would be fuckface!

12/01/2007 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R A from 189 kissed the right ass to get the answers. So yeah she made it off score but thats not hard when u have the answers.

12/01/2007 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
the city may hold off to make Lt's, but if anything the city is, it's frugal. they are not going to waste another million or so dollars to put together a new test when they have a brand new one. but who would have thought they would do a second part to the lt's test? either way there will be some happy people and some very pissed off people, welcome to the cpd. nothing is out of the realm of possibility.

12/01/2007 08:38:00 PM

They put together the lts merit list guess ike caruothers alderthief will not get all his guys promoted what a dope!

12/01/2007 11:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

congratulations n.e. from tru

12/02/2007 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great no merit promotions on this list. I guess the feds are at work already in this city. Truley amazing an entire class of legit promotions!!!!

12/02/2007 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R A from 189 kissed the right ass to get the answers. So yeah she made it off score but thats not hard when u have the answers.

12/01/2007 11:07:00 PM

Jesus-Fucking-Christ, I dont know who is the bigger jagoff on this thread, you or the overedumicated ego-maniac. The fucked up thing about people like you is; your never happy, ever. Bet you dont even enjoy a blowjob. WTF... R.A. works her ass off, I would say probaly more than 2 people put together. "Oh, she got the answers" Come up with something original, that ones rather lame. Dont even start with the Police Memorial, she worked a ton of hours to raise money for the "POLICE", the individuals who got seriously hurt or killed in the line of duty. I know her personaly, and I know she has made a ton of friends on this job, and ones that are in a spot to put her in for merit Det or Sgt, all she would have to do is ask, and it would have been done. She never did. Id like to say to her, congrats, you deserve it! Hope the hoof gets better soon! To you, try to find happiness in your life, all that misery is going to give you a well deserved ulser.

12/02/2007 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think R.A. will have to come to the Area a few months a year or will she be detailed out to "the run" permanently? And if she is forced to come to work 6 months of the year, will we actually see her? It a nice thing she's doing, buy that's not her job.

12/02/2007 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

08:09:00 AM - Surely you jest! You never heard the term, Jerry Lewis University? I personally created an entire side job writing papers for many JLU Alumni. I myself am one. I learned the art of paper buying while purchasing my own. Many are bought and sold on-line. Real schools don't go for this. Didn't you ever notice whenever any CPD get a higher degree from a "real" school, ie U of Chgo, NW, St. Xavier, etc, they complete their work obligation with CPD and usually LEAVE and seek employment (and get it) with either more prestigious institutions, or seek higher status. Yet here you are still. bt. what? What a shame.

12/02/2007 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone please post the list. I've been IOD at home IOD and can not get my hands on one.
Thanks...

12/02/2007 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

congrats det.habiak.....signed ryan and wills' dad

12/02/2007 04:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R.A. from 189 a good officer? Evidently you have not worked with her whiny, better than thou, above this, ass recently. She's a great party planner, I'll give her that. Someone that knows.

12/02/2007 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric Reyes is 100% percent merit.

12/02/2007 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you think the merit hacks should have to wear a big letter "M" on their shirts in the academy? They will use the Lavergne and Shirley system. Those who made it on score will wear the letter "S".

12/02/2007 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Eric Reyes is 100% percent merit.

12/02/2007 07:47:00 AM

He made dic? Shows how bad this job is. The boy is no good!!

12/02/2007 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope R.A. comes to Area 4. She seems like a hard worker and should do an excellent job as our new Christmas party planner. It's a lot of hard work and she should be able to put her mind to it. Let's see...8 months planning the run and 4 months planning the party. That about covers it. Who's gonna provide the city car?

12/02/2007 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Don't you think the merit hacks should have to wear a big letter "M" on their shirts in the academy? They will use the Lavergne and Shirley system. Those who made it on score will wear the letter "S".

12/02/2007 07:49:00 AM

The fop gets the list of who is merit and who made it! But for years the balless wonders would never publish it! HEY MARK A NEW DAY A NEW SUPT, HOW ABOUT A NEW FOP? PUBLISH THE LIST! I KNOW YOUR WORRIED AS SEISER WILL SOON TAKE YOUR PLACE AND REMODEL THE OFFICE AND ALL YOUR BUDDIES WILL BE GONE BUT COME ON BE FAIR AND PUBLISH! TAKE A POLL MY VOTE IS PUBLISH! "STAND UP FOR YOURSELF ALL THOSE YEARS OF DRINKING CANNOT HELP YOU SON"

12/02/2007 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, can someone post the detectives list? How bout it SCC. Your topic and you can't take a minute and type it up???

12/02/2007 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Rhonda was at the academy (Dugan's)she could open a beer bottle with her cleavage.

Coming from a member of the appearance-challenged detective division, welcome aboard.

I'd like to buy you a beer.

12/02/2007 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nicole Price I can't believe it, Nicole Price. For you that don't know, she is ADS Sandra Day's driver. Enough said right, really more than enough said. I met them both on a shooting when she was still a street deputy. All I could think was, doesn't insurance cover prozac? My very good friend use to work for the crazy Deputy when she was the Watch Commander in 7. She was crazy then, and even crazier now which is why they took her off the street. She took a mirror image of herself (Price) to kiss her ass and praise her stupidity each step of the way.

What a bunch of idiots. They couldn't find their way through a maze with a lit map.

I actually thought that since this is the last list before the new Superintendent takes over, this may be somewhat legit. How can you begin to justify promoting this sorry excuse for a police officer. If they were both blonde, the blondes would run for cover.

Thanks on your fucking way out the door Superintendent. Leave us again with the bottom of the barrel in descent positions. I see some things never change and the stupid continue to prevail.

12/02/2007 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
maybe this will be sgt. waaaah waaaah waaaah's over at midway airport last day as a sgt. he will be the last of the boot lickers to be rewarded for their oral skills.

WE HAVE A SGT WUH WUH WUH OVER IN AREA 1

12/02/2007 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Don't you think the merit hacks should have to wear a big letter "M" on their shirts in the academy? They will use the Lavergne and Shirley system. Those who made it on score will wear the letter "S".

12/02/2007 07:49:00 AM

See you have it all wrong, c'mon what are you thinking? Lavergne and Shirley? No it should be the scarlet letter M!!

12/02/2007 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"but don't come to area 3, unless you practice the speech "u got nothin' kid"

12/01/2007 08:58:00 PM"

TRUTH HURTS HUH LIL CRIMEFIGHTER?
95% OF THE DUMMY NON-SENSE YOU BRING IN & TRY TO HAVE MAGICALLY UPGRADED HAS NON-EXISTENT ELEMENTS OF A CRIME. TALK TO YOUR DADDY HE'LL TELL YOU,
"YOU CAN'T SHINE SHIT"

12/02/2007 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Just because you're made on merit does not mean you were a kiss-ass, dog-ass, or a house mouse."

BUT IF THE SHOE FITS, YOU MUST PROMOTE!! lol

12/02/2007 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She made it by score, don't post shit you don't know about. This also just proves that while she is good police officer, a great person and is a great help to alot of different causes, the testing process doesn't necessarily reveal the best people to be either det sgt or lt.

She will be good at this because she works very hard at what she puts her mind to! Congrats to her.

12/01/2007 05:55:00 PM

SIGNED RHONDAS ADORING MOTHER

12/02/2007 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

on furlough please post the list

12/02/2007 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R.A.IS MATT CLINES GIRLFRIEND END OF STORY.

12/02/2007 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus-Fucking-Christ, I dont know who is the bigger jagoff on this thread, you or the overedumicated ego-maniac. The fucked up thing about people like you is; your never happy, ever. Bet you dont even enjoy a blowjob. WTF... R.A. works her ASS off, ___________________________________

HA your not kidding she works that ass!

12/02/2007 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I laugh at some of you on this blog who complain about those who made it on merit, and those who made it legit but apparently are dog-asses. You should study better for the next exam or start to push your C/O for a merit promotion. Most of you who rag on those that make it are probably dog-asses, medical role violators, who sit on jobs all tour so someone else can handle your jobs. Quit your job and find something better to do with your life instead of being a miserable puke.

12/02/2007 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Rhonda from 189, are you fucking kidding me? guess all that time doing Police Memorial stuff paid off huh? what a joke.

12/01/2007 01:49:00 PM

She's TOP HEAVY!!!

12/02/2007 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Can someone please post the list. I've been IOD at home IOD and can not get my hands on one.
Thanks...

12/02/2007 02:27:00 AM

Here you go...Get well soon!

001-BELL, KENNETH
001-OLVERA, BENJAMIN
006-BLANTON, DACHAE
007-CROWDER, DARREN
007-KILLEEN, EDWARD
007-MCLAURIN, DONALD
007-MEADOR, WILLIAM
008-BAXTROM, MARK
008-MURAWSKI, WILLIAM
009-MADDEN, JOSEPH
010-GARCIA, MARCO
010-WALSH. PATRICIA
011-FRON, KEVIN
012-CARTEGENA, WILLIAM
012-HALEEM, MORAD
012-ROSENTHAL,RICHARD
013-DAVID-NIGRO, LYZETTE
013-LABBE, JAMES
013-PERRA, JAMES
014-TAKAKI, MICHAEL
015-LALLY, JOHN
015-REILLY, GERARD
016-KNEIP, JAMES
018-NELLIGAN, CHRIS
018-SIMON, THOMAS
019-DELAHANTY, MICHAEL
019-GUSTAFSON, STEVEN
019-HENNELLY, MICHAEL
019-WEXLER, PHILIP
020-DAVIES, TRACY
020-DOUGHERTY, PHILIP
020-KUMIEGA, IGNATIUS
020-ROSE, ROBERT
021-MABRY, SOCRATES
021-ROONEY, PATRICK
022-HABIAK, MICHELLE
022-SIMMONS, KENNETH
023-AGUINA, TERYL
023-ALVAREZ, RAUL
023-GONZALEZ, JORGE
024-BARLOW, BRYAN
024-EVERETT, JEFFREY
024-HOPPS, ROXANA
025-KING JR, EDWARD

Gotta run! Finsh the list up later...But those are all district personnel!

12/02/2007 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Also, I would think that ANY one would find the courses in their major to be the easiest to pass, and that goes at Lewis too, but the required courses which must be taken to get the degree are no easier at Lewis than at any other school, and believe me you aren't getting any breaks in the required courses, and truly, few in the major courses... Why don't you try asking some real Lewis Graduates about this instead of just assuming the worst????

12/01/2007 08:09:00 AM......Ha...Good one.You are kidding right?

12/01/2007 09:11:00 PM

Ask Jerry lewis graduates why they went to other schools for graduate degrees? Or why they even selected Jerry Lewis school? Less work, papers available from sudents. Same classes with same instructors accepting the same work. Instructors that lack credentials other than they are white shirts and looking for experience.

12/02/2007 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHERE'S THE LIST? POST IT ALREADY

12/02/2007 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ST. xavier is not a "REAL" school...loser.

12/02/2007 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Lewis Grads, you might all be brainiacs but I've seen some of the idiots that were teaching out there. They leave a lot to be desired. Some of those teachers are the lazyiest non-prodkuctive goofs I ever say on this job and some were loud mouth bullshit artist.

12/01/2007 09:55:00 PM
************

This is the worst grammar I have seen in a long time. WOW.

12/02/2007 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R.A. stop writing about yourself. May have some fooled, but most other know you are all about yourself and will do whatever to get what you want. Go back to being a bartender at dugans

12/02/2007 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
ST. xavier is not a "REAL" school...loser.

12/02/2007 07:03:00 PM


Don't hate on the Cougars.

12/02/2007 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
ST. xavier is not a "REAL" school...loser.

12/02/2007 07:03:00 PM

Keep thinking that opinion and leave the school to serious students. They are selective and only attract serious students who are able to handle the demanding classes. Big difference between Jerry lewis and other schools. What really is a the value of a criminal justice degree? Except to make exempts look qualified.

12/02/2007 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

019-WEXLER, PHILIP,!!! Holy Cow Phil!!! I thought you were getting Meritorius SGT., what gives? All that ass kissing by you and your wife and the best they could do is get you a merit Dic spot?

12/02/2007 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R.A. HAHAHAH those wose who know about her know how she made it even if she scored high. She's nothing but an ass kisser and a knee lover. PLEASE!

She didn't even show up to work half the time and when she did she disappeared with SGt's and LT's. With 5yrs on she's over at the academy YUP SHE"S STRAIGHT CUM ON! Great party planner and great partier. Will look good in her D unit suits so thta's the only plus, but a worker she ain't. May be book smart I will give her that, but cop smart HELL NO! Rode the paper of her teamates. She is gaining some weight thogh these days.....What up with that? Take it from someone who worked with her daily...... She ain't foolin no one, but she is foolin around with everyone.

How about Ed King........HMMMMMMM FOP trustee plenty of years of service behind the front office in 025.......hasn't seen the street in 10yrs plus.......Give me a break on legit already!

12/02/2007 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rox hopps 5 yrs on the job from 022 to 024. Yup she'll be able to help you all out......GOD HELP THE D_UNIT I only pray that I get the good Det's when I am really in need.
R.A. PLEASE We all know how she got there...dating Matt cline.......and well they way every other good looking female gets promoted For fuks sake she went to sos practically out of the academy and then to the academy...Please you tell me one person who ain't connected that works at the academy.


OUR DEPT IS FUCKED FEEL BAD FOR THE GUYS AND GALS WHO WILL HAVE TO WORK NEXT TO THESE USELESS P COPPURS. Again us busting our humps everday for guns and class x's yet again get screwed

12/02/2007 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask Jerry lewis graduates why they went to other schools for graduate degrees? Or why they even selected Jerry Lewis school? Less work, papers available from sudents. Same classes with same instructors accepting the same work. Instructors that lack credentials other than they are white shirts and looking for experience.

12/02/2007 04:46:00 PM

You are full of s*&^ prove it.

12/02/2007 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why didnt I make it again. Oh well, I will test again. Probably the same bastards that screwed my kid in his psych eval.Now he gets to play the real police out in Sauk Village.
Love

Marty "I'm not gay" Torres

12/02/2007 11:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TA from 023? I would bet she's never filled out a 101 in her career.

12/02/2007 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to send out congrats to all of those on the list who made it by score....If there are any on there that made it by actual merit (a.k.a. hard work and simply being a damn good policeman/woman) kudos to you to. Special congrats to Joe Madden, one of the finest coppers that I know.

12/03/2007 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Wish I was Nicer said...

St. Xavier Univer. widely recognized (job wise) Terrence Gainer Grad. Former CPD, left became asst. Wash DC PD, curr supt., the list goes on. Just sayin'. Oh, to "Prove it" I asked Helen Keller. She said it's true. Anyone can pass. She said you can have her old papers, there not even Braille and nobody noticed.

12/03/2007 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

congratulations to m.h. from 22 you'll be an excellent detective.

12/03/2007 03:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 09:56:00 PM
I don't know who this R.A. is, but if you actually think that R.H. from 024 is not an excellent copper, then you are obviously not capable of forming an intelligent judgement. 5 years or 15, a great copper is a great copper - and R.H. is one of the best!

12/03/2007 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John O'Brien would of been on this list. I believe his test number was in the 180's. Great friend and great guy.

12/03/2007 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Sgt Clancey said...

another joke of a list. Hey Eddie, if I were you i would stay in the front office. you havent been on the street in 10 years and you really dont know what you are getting yourself into.


do nothing except answer those jobs and take the max time allowed for each one.

stay safe and stay smart

12/03/2007 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Matt Cline wisely dumped Rhonda on her ass years ago

12/03/2007 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Russ E (189)

You stinky bastard...
give 'em hell in Area3.

You do great.

189 lose A/3 gain.

Old SAO buddy.

12/03/2007 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is George Marcin, 80 years old still teaching at Jerry lewis? A master degree in CJ will be huge benefit in this field. You might get your own beat car! We need Jerry Lewis for officers who cannot write or study. And exempts looking for a quick degree.

12/03/2007 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rhonda from 189, are you fucking kidding me? guess all that time doing Police Memorial stuff paid off huh? what a joke.

12/01/2007 01:49:00 PM

Sounds like a lot of critisism from people who never get off their ass from in front of their computers or off the fucking bar stool at the local gin mill. Rhonda has spent countless hours on the Police Memorial with very little compensation. So what she was detailed, she didn't earn overtime like the rest of her teammates back at the unit, so I'd say she sacrificed a lot-a lot of time, effort, and money. I don't see any of you do-nothings out there volunteering your free time for fallen officers. It's just easier for you to cast stones. So, have another drink, and leave another comment on the blog. And while you're at it, leave her out of it. Admit it, you are just jealous!!!

12/03/2007 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Foxy Roxy Hopps and Bryan Barlow these two are going to be the best! All the way guys 02-03A. I'm a little farther on the list but will get there hopefully soon.

12/03/2007 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rhonda has spent countless hours on the Police Memorial with very little compensation. So what she was detailed, she didn't earn overtime like the rest of her teammates back at the unit, so I'd say she sacrificed a lot-a lot of time, effort, and money.

12/03/2007 09:57:00 PM

Well the investment just paid off because she just landed the jackpot for her big sacrifice. Plus, if Cline did dump her, he should beg her to come back. He's about to learn the sad truth that the Cline name has just lost it's pussy power. Short, fat, & bald does not a gigolo make.

12/03/2007 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can you post a copy????

12/04/2007 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not all of the women Matt dated were with him because of "the Cline name". He is actually a great guy!

12/04/2007 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RA is a good kid with a lot of compassion for a worthy cause. So what if helping with the Gold Star Memorial helped her get some clout. Only the hairstyles on Coppers change because the cynical attitudes sure don't. In CPD there has always been two kinds; those with clout and everyone else who wish they had some.

We've always been like a bucket of crabs trying to pull each down from the top of the pile back into the dregs. As a former Detective and Violent Crimes Sergeant all any good "D" needs is the ability to interact with poeple positively and to put the story on paper.

All that hero BS stays on the street when you start working cases. Any decent Detective knows it's a thinking persons's game. She has the skills.

Stop all this hurtful innuendo. Police are always complaining how the public never gives us any respect. Do we deserve it; we don't even give each other respect.
Personally I've always thought she is to good for this job.

Good Luck Rhonda, prove em wrong!

KW & RW

12/04/2007 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Not all of the women Matt dated were with him because of "the Cline name". He is actually a great guy!

12/04/2007 01:49:00 PM

Sure he is..a fantastic guy and copper. It's a shame SOME of these pussies hide behind their keyboards and talk shit about him.

12/04/2007 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rhonda..seriously, PLEASE stop writing about yourself....we all know it's you patting yourself on the back

12/04/2007 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I Have been on Furlough does any one know the exact number of Detectives they made?

12/05/2007 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the PP taste so good the PP taste so good

12/05/2007 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who knows and worked with Rhonda knows she is useless and she has be conpisated over and over again for her grueling work on the memorial run
She's as phony as they come

12/06/2007 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats to all that made it best job in the department.

12/14/2007 06:05:00 PM  

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