Sunday, November 04, 2007

A Disturbance in the Force

We sense a change.

Seiser is moving to the 018th District.

That is all.

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140 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn thats awesome. Sharing the zone with the great SEISER

11/04/2007 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Seiser would simply move the 018th Dist. to his location? I mean, the man's got power! I once saw him make a freight train take a dirt road.

Look out 018!

11/04/2007 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the police are at fault again....
TEMPE, Ariz. (Nov. 3) - The city of Tempe is fighting a lawsuit by a woman who acknowledges she was intoxicated and lied to a police officer before retrieving a hidden key and crashing her car.

The lawsuit filed on behalf of 21-year-old Korie Hoke contends her drunken-driving accident and resulting injuries, said to include brain trauma, could have been prevented if not for police negligence for leaving her unattended.

According to the suit filed in Maricopa County Superior Court in late October, Hoke left a New Year's Eve party on Dec. 31 and called police after an argument with her boyfriend left her fearing for her safety.

Officer Lateef Hampton found Hoke hysterical and sitting in her car, according to a taped March interview that Hampton gave to an attorney for Hoke.


What's Your Take?

Hampton said he eventually persuaded Hoke to open the car door after she initially refused to do so for him and people whom he found surrounding the car.

Hampton said Hoke acknowledged drinking and that he cited her for underage drinking because she was 20 at the time. He said he did not conduct field sobriety tests because both Hoke and her boyfriend told him that the boyfriend had taken her keys.

Hampton to tried to make sure Hoke didn't have any keys, having her empty her purse and searching parts of the car.

She called her parents to pick her up, and Hampton said he spoke to her parents, who assured him they would be right there.

Hampton said he decided to leave her to wait for her parents because she was an adult.

Hoke's parents arrived minutes later, but she was already gone, having used keys she hid from Hampton.

Hoke's car struck a cinderblock wall and rolled. Hampton said he heard the accident call on the radio and drove to the scene.

Hoke was taken to a hospital where her blood-alcohol content was found to be above the legal limit, according to Jeffrey Gill, one of her attorneys. He wouldn't specify the amount.

Andrew Davidson, an attorney for Tempe, said the city previously denied a pre-lawsuit claim that Gill said sought $1.8 million.

Gill said police should have taken more precautions to keep Hoke safe.

"There are other options to have taken," he said. "Wait for the parents, have her vehicle towed or take her into custody."

11/04/2007 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heard hes 6'5 if he's an inch, locks of beautiful hair down to his shoulders and arms like tree trunks.

11/04/2007 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser 1st Deputy, Noopy Superintendant, as soon as she gets the whole"walking on two legs thing down"

11/04/2007 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic:

If the 28 Aldermen are successful in revealing the names of the 662 officers with 10 CR#'s plus, their names, spouses names, children's names, ages, school names/addresses, home addresses, home phone numbers, and cell phone numbers will be posted. They have no reason to publish the names of department members.

Maybe the FOP will take out a full page ad in the local newspapers, as well as the major national newspapers with the information that will be provided. Then again, maybe the FOP will hire a public relations expert like San Francisco PD.

11/04/2007 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I respect him can he get me a parking spot at Huron and Halsted for boxings matches????????????????????

11/04/2007 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-housing_04nov04,1,4799179.story


Check this story out. If your children weren't killing each other at an alarming rate I would maybe feel sorry for you. In 10 years those flags will be scrap. You had the last 30 years to make that neighborhood a place where people would like to live and you failed...so guess what you lose.

11/04/2007 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Almighty Seiser please transpond yourself to 79th Street and use your powers to eradicate crime! We need divine intervention.

11/04/2007 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hide your women. The JAPS loss in 024 is the 018 Trixie's gain!!!

11/04/2007 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I once saw Seiser lead a horse to water AND make it drink!

11/04/2007 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Seiser, because Seiser killed that man.

Hail Seiser!

11/04/2007 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Seiser is moving to the 018, it is not just a change, it is a SEISMIC change.

11/04/2007 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck Seiser! 18 is ok lots of good looking women some freebies, except the bosses suck and we make them respond and actually earn that big check! Looking forward to working with you!

11/04/2007 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE AMERICAN TO GERMAN TRANSLATION OF THE NAME 'SEISER' IS "KEISER' THE ONCE GREAT RULER OF ALL GERMANY AND HIS OFF SPRING TO BE THE GREAT RULER OF THE CPD. PEACE BABY

11/04/2007 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work in 14. The yuppies who move in are usually from other states are far suburbs who thought they were getting a great deal on a house/condo. They "residents" don't care about the community. All they care about is waving the P.R. flag. They do nothing about the crime or gangbangers. 1423's caps meeting usually has two people attend. Bikerdike and Hispanic housing are useless to comply with their lease agreements. Did you notice that each year for P.R. fest that the theme is celebrating an anniversary for a past riot. They never focus on the great achievments of the the P.R. community. Division street fest in Aug is nothing more than Cobra Fest. Will the flags come down...No. Humboldt Park will just continue a slow decline as always. Would I buy property there...No. I'd have to wait until long after I'm dead to get a great return on my investment. They can have it.

11/04/2007 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where can the younger hairgel police get more information of the history of Seiser? How did he becoume such a legend?

11/04/2007 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Seiser is 7 feet tall, he arrests men by the hundreds, and if he were to transfer to 18, he'd consume Cabrini with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lighting from his arse!

11/04/2007 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the FOP will take out a full page ad in the local newspapers, as well as the major national newspapers with the information that will be provided. Then again, maybe the FOP will hire a public relations expert like San Francisco PD.

11/04/2007 02:01:00 AM

You again. Listen retard, the issue is currently pending before the federal appeals court. Last time anyone checked, federal appeals judges aren't swayed by newspaper ads or public relations experts. Exactly how do you expect a PR person to approach a federal appellate judge? Federal court judges read briefs. That is how they decide cases. FOP filed a brief in this case. PBPA and the Teamsters and every other police labor organization had every right to file a brief, but they did not do squat. So shut up. Finally, dumb ass, tell me this: Which City fired more cops in the past three years? Chicago or San Diego? The answer is San Diego, moron. Good thing they had a "public relations" person, eh?

11/04/2007 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" off topic" to avoid any further 'cr#s YOU MUST LAUGH TO YOURSELF OR WITH YOUR PARTNER THE ENTIRE TOUR, AND IF YOUR NOT DOING THIS THEN THIS MEANS YOUR DOING POLICE WORK, WHICH MEANS YOU'LL GET A CR#. GOT IT

11/04/2007 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just read the Tribune column by Chicago Tribune columnist Dawn Turner-Trice. Dawn Turner-Trice is NOW TO BE KNOWN AS
"Mary Mitchell Lite" (of chicago Sun-times fame.)

Screw both of these racially biased thug bitches!

Just my two sense...

SCC is there room for two MOPRAH's?

11/04/2007 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Maybe the FOP will take out a full page ad in the local newspapers, as well as the major national newspapers with the information that will be provided. Then again, maybe the FOP will hire a public relations expert like San Francisco PD.

11/04/2007 02:01:00 AM"

SHIT IN ONE HAND & WISH IN THE OTHER.FLOP WILL CONTINUE TO DO WHAT THEY DO BEST, NOTHING!

THEIR ONLY ACTIONS CONSIST OF PLACATING THE MEMBERSHIP BY SENDING LETTERS TO THE CITY& AQUIESCING TO THEIR EVERY DEMAND. IT WILL BE A RARE DAY WHEN DONAHUE& CREW GROW A SPINE.

UNTIL THEN SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE & ENJOY YOUR RETRO WHEN YOU RECIEVE IT IN 2013!!

11/04/2007 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LEXINGTON, Neb. — A 13-year-old student with whom a middle school teacher is accused of fleeing to create a romantic life in the boy's native Mexico may be required to stay there.

An illegal immigrant while residing in the United States, 13-year-old Fernando Rodriguez may not be able to return to the rural town in the U.S. state of Nebraska where he was an eighth-grade student.

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Now that is FUNNY!

All we need is 12 million more sex addicted teachers like her and we will solve our illegal alien problem.

11/04/2007 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the 8th day of creation, God did not rest.

He arm wrestled Seiser...

...and lost.

11/04/2007 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the police interview him just because they find his stories interesting... his sweat smells of a sweet perfume...he once freed a bear from a bear trap... he is the most interesting person in the world... stay thirsty seiser

11/04/2007 10:53:00 AM  
Blogger F.G. FITZGERALD said...

seems to me that young woman would be better off killing herself........now it must be someone's fault for her being a dumbshit....but then again, in crook-ago....they would've settled for the $$$$ early on and end the statement would've been " the city denies any wrongdoing."

11/04/2007 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All hail the Lourde o' Lords, the dee-vine Saviour, el Presidente de Triangle Viagra, the Prince of Darkness, the Master of Disaster, the Big Kahuna, the Top Dog, the King of the Hill, the Best of the Rest...

There just aren't enough worn-out cliche's to describe the pride and sheer awe 018 must be feelin' to be gaining such a powerful asset. Good luck to you Patrolman Seiser with your impending 018th District endeavours, and Godspeed!

11/04/2007 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

024 has some strange people

11/04/2007 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Seiser the guy from the dos equis commercial?

11/04/2007 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RICHMOND, Va. — A judge who ordered a woman to drop her pants and decided a custody dispute by flipping a coin was removed from the bench by the Virginia Supreme Court on Friday. The decision against Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court Judge James Michael Shull of Gate City was unanimous.

SOUNDS LIKE A DECENT JUDGE TO ME!

11/04/2007 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this Seiser guy human or of like greek/roman god material? My sister is in need of a husband is he worthy?

11/04/2007 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CHICAGO TRIBUNE ARTICLE
Melissa Rivera remembers a time, just a few years ago, when Latinos in Humboldt Park knew their neighbors by name and relied on one another to watch their children.

But as a recent spike in foreclosures and ongoing gentrification change the face of the community, Rivera, 20, fears those days may soon be gone.

"I walk two blocks and I see six houses for sale," she said. "I look at the mailboxes and see last names that are not Hispanic. I feel like we're losing our community."
You see Melissa No race can own a community, It belongs to nobody. Can you imagine when my white neighborhood changes to Black Ashburn/Scottsdale if I said your racist commits. "I look at Mail boxes and their are no more white names". The Tribune isnt a Journalist paper because they dont challange this ignorant womans perspective either

11/04/2007 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sunday's Daily Southtown - their premier columnist, Phil Kadner owes each and every one of us an apology. In today's column he writes "that's why cops in Chicago often beat confessions out of people." A completely unsubstantiated comment portrayed as fact. In over 25 years on this job I'd belying if I said I haven't occasionally seen someone get a crack....usually deserved, but nowhere near the amount of times we're accused of, but I've never, ever seen a confession beat out of anyone. Period. Just a bunch of Hollywood make believe that scumbags like Kadner throw out for public consumption. Unless I see some sort of retraction, apology or clarification I am going to call the Southtown and cancel my subscription. And I'll be sure to tell them why. The Southtown has taken a turn for the worse the last couple of months and I'm sure they don't want to lose anymore readers.

11/04/2007 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Seiser? Please give a bio. I am a southsider.

11/04/2007 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had the pleasure of working on the same watch as the all mighty Seiser, he will be missed in 024 especially by the brass
Btw he was responsible for 40% of overtime in 024

11/04/2007 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the police are at fault again....
TEMPE, Ariz. (Nov. 3) - The city of Tempe is fighting a lawsuit by a woman who acknowledges she was intoxicated and lied to a police officer before retrieving a hidden key and crashing her car.

The lawsuit filed on behalf of 21-year-old Korie Hoke contends her drunken-driving accident and resulting injuries, said to include brain trauma, could have been prevented if not for police negligence for leaving her unattended.

According to the suit filed in Maricopa County Superior Court in late October, Hoke left a New Year's Eve party on Dec. 31 and called police after an argument with her boyfriend left her fearing for her safety.

Officer Lateef Hampton found Hoke hysterical and sitting in her car, according to a taped March interview that Hampton gave to an attorney for
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hahahahahahaha....my god

11/04/2007 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

word around town is that the olympic committee is planning talks with seiser that will make chicago the home turf for the olympics from here on out...any truth? also cabrini green will be renamed seiser blue cause it his favorite color.

11/04/2007 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard some dumfuck alderman spouting off on some liberal pinko facist talk show this morning about cutting the "fat" out of the police and fire departments. Specifically he referred to duty availability pay and why should we get paid to be available when many of us have side jobs and may not be available. I already know the answer but can this idiot be that fuckin' stupid? Do you actually think we wait by the phone off duty in case the City calls? Do you actually believe that because of the three grand we get kicked a year we are constantly on call? Do you actually believe that you will succeed in taking that away from us when we are contractually entitled to it? I'll be happy to give it up in the next contract, I will trade you for residency. There, I just saved the city 40 million, and thats just the police. See how easy that was, and it didn't cost the taxpayers a dime. Will it ever happen, I doubt it, but these alderpukes need someone to blame. You really want to cut costs? Privatize Streets and San to start, a private company can do the same work with better service for half the cost. But thats where the midget's foot soldiers are, so again it will never happen. The solutions are easy, but the mayor will not allow his control to be traded for dollars so lets just raise taxes and point fingers. I'm still 20 and out.

11/04/2007 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no need to turn back the clocks seiser held the rotation of the earth just to avoid any problems.

11/04/2007 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those who are wondering who is the great Seiser....You are correct!! He is the world's greatest wonder!!

Special Employment will probably end at Cabrini now since the great Seiser will rid the whole project of its problems.

11/04/2007 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD MYOB! BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT OF FALSE INFO THAT GETS PASSED AROUND HERE...A LOT AND ITS BEING TURNED INTO FACT BY THE MEDIA AS "AN UNNAMED SOURCE" OR "SOMEONE CLOSE TO THE INVESTIGATION"
JUST LIKE THOSE WHO GET THE MOST COMPLAINTS ON HERE THERE ARE A GOOD AMOUNT OF GOOD COPPERS WHO ARE GETTING JAMMED UP BY THIS BLOG AND ITS CONTRIBUTORS, ENOUGH ALREADY! ALL THIS HAS TURNED INTO IS AN EASY WAY TO BLAST PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE PERSONALLY...AND ITS BULLSHIT!

11/04/2007 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see the homeless guys on Lower Michigan are having a moving sale....They said that they received an imminent domain order from SEISER!! Apparently he does not tolerate homelessness in his district so they were all ordered to move before change day.....WOW!!!

11/04/2007 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Seiser. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

11/04/2007 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
the police interview him just because they find his stories interesting... his sweat smells of a sweet perfume...he once freed a bear from a bear trap... he is the most interesting person in the world... stay thirsty seiser

11/04/2007 10:53:00 AM

..............

You forgot to add that he once punched a Magician. That's right, you heard me.

11/04/2007 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
no need to turn back the clocks seiser held the rotation of the earth just to avoid any problems.

11/04/2007 01:50:00 PM

lmao

11/04/2007 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just read the Tribune column by Chicago Tribune columnist Dawn Turner-Trice. Dawn Turner-Trice is NOW TO BE KNOWN AS
"Mary Mitchell Lite" (of chicago Sun-times fame

I think they are sisters...

11/04/2007 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF SUBJECT:
I was listening to the radio, and one of our Aldercreatures had the gall to suggest the city take away our "Duty Availability" (Cost effectivness to assist Mayor) He stated every officer gets paid over 770 something dollars extra every qaurter etc... they make it seem like we want to be available. What he didn't mention, that's in our contract. FOP Why didn't you respond?

11/04/2007 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Superman goes to bed at night his pajamas have a picture of Seiser on the chest.

In fact I once did a tour with Seiser and the zone referred to us as "Seiser-14, Seiser-14."

The door mirrors on his squad say "Objects look exactly the way Seiser sees them."

11/04/2007 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To anonymous who wrote no retro until 2013. Come on now! I'm no fan of FOP and they know it. They also lack the capacity to care or handle many issues. No contract until 2013? "I don't think so"!

11/04/2007 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Legend has it, Seiser was created in a lab by the Germans during World War II. He was to be the ultimate weapon to destroy the Allied troops. He turned on his masters and killed them once he realized that they would not pay him any overtime for his battles. Once he joined the American troops, it changed the tide of the war and the evil Nazi regime was destroyed. Seiser is a big Bill Cosby fan. His favorite movies are Ghost Dad and Leonard Part 6. He even named his five cats Cosby 1-5. That’s what I’ve heard anyway. The film Howard the Duck was loosely based on Seisers life. All hail Seiser!!!!!!!!

11/04/2007 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser doesn't blow balloons...balloons blows Seiser

Seiser does'nt need a watch, the watch needs Seiser...

11/04/2007 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Seiser does push-ups he is not pulling his body up off the floor he is pushing the earth away from his body.

Their is your Bio- southsider

11/04/2007 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser:

Please send the great one to Area 2. Being either the arm pit or the anus of the police areas, our districts are in great need of help
as well as our detectives.

I wish the new supe will share him were he is needed most.

Capt blondie white and lt. mush reynolds needs a dependable second watch person in stead of reverse senoirity baby faced two year veterans.

11/04/2007 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3 of our less than honorable aldermen were interviewed on wbbm780 radio this morning. In one cheek they say the police and fire departments do a fine job, and in the next cheek out comes they are costing us too much money and can't be trusted. Alderman Beale was chagrin when he incorrectly stated that police get a 600 dollar quarterly uniform allowance, and they don't even have to show receipts. He also said that you police and fire get duty availability pay and yet can work part time jobs. The other two aldermen were Bob Fioretti, and Billy Ocasio. Both these aldermen play games with campaign filing rules yet speak of accountability. Typical let's shift the focus game players.
Well somehow we need to focus each on our respective alderjerk and keep them accountable. Somehow we need to research what has to be done to eliminate as many of these fools from their 100K per year part time jobs. New York has 51 council members with a population of 8.2 million. We have 50 in a city of 3 million. Using that ratio we could eliminate approximately 30 alderman. Just think of all the money the city would save in salary and legal expenses of the federal investigations that involve our less than honorable gift taking city council members.

11/04/2007 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Seiser once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

11/04/2007 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/04/2007 11:55:00 AM

Exactly, can you imagine a caucasian saything something like, "how dare those non-whites move into our neighborhood, they don't have the same values as us."

Double standard. Can't wait until white is the minority. Oh baby, am I going to play the race card.

11/04/2007 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


This text
is a link to a campaign contribution site on the World Wide Web. Check and see how your alderman is spending money. See who is buying votes and promotions and everything else they sell.

11/04/2007 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOR SEISER THIS IS JUST A TEMPORY MOVE. WATCH MAYOR DALEY TO NAME NAPERVILLE POLICE CHIEF DAVE DAIL AS THE NECT SUP. THEN WATCH THE NAPERVILLE CITY COUNCIL TO NAME SEISER AS THEIR NEXT POLICE CHIEF. IF SEISER MAKES CHIEF IN NAPERVILLE , I AM TRANSFERRING OUT THERE. MIKE YOUR THE BEST.
.

11/04/2007 05:59:00 PM  
Blogger joe said...

anyone heard about the order from dep. williams office that came out . any po with a sustained rule 14 will be dumped from gangs toc and units . all stemming from the po in 025 and his dui arrest with the 2 asa ride alongs

11/04/2007 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better to run it from a central location. Good move Mr.S

11/04/2007 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Good luck Seiser! 18 is ok lots of good looking women some freebies, except the bosses suck and we make them respond and actually earn that big check! Looking forward to working with you!

11/04/2007 08:47:00 AM


Yeah you make them respond because most of the officers in 018 don't have a clue how to do real police work without guidance from someone.

11/04/2007 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I heard some dumfuck alderman spouting off on some liberal pinko facist talk show this morning

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I guess liberal pinko facist is the new format at WCKG.

Liberal and pinko are at the complete opposite ends of the political spectrum. I see you paid attention in school.

11/04/2007 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>The door mirrors on his squad say "Objects look exactly the way Seiser sees them."<<

That's funny

11/04/2007 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And the police are at fault again....
TEMPE, Ariz. (Nov. 3) - The city of Tempe is fighting a lawsuit by a woman who acknowledges she was intoxicated and lied to a police officer before retrieving a hidden key and crashing her car.

The lawsuit filed on behalf of 21-year-old Korie Hoke contends her drunken-driving accident and resulting injuries, said to include brain trauma, could have been prevented if not for police negligence for leaving her unattended.
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Luckily Arizona is still a police friendly conservative state.

11/04/2007 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberal and pinko are at the complete opposite ends of the political spectrum. I see you paid attention in school.

11/04/2007 07:44:00 PM

I caught that too... typical asshole in this blog that wants to do nothing but BITCH! And dont kid yourself, no clown on this department with more than 10 years on has had any schooling to NOT pay attention in. But They will cry and moan about the bosses, the mayor, the aldercreatures, the pension, the union...etc etc... dont mind them. Until this department requires a 4 year degree and never mind military bullshit will it get any respect. Case in point, Illinois State Police. Maybe we should take baby steps and just require a POWER test from everyone like the ISP.. But oh yeah, the union wont let that happen! Fuck you old crusty do nothings. Atleast the stats say you wont be around too long, but then again, you dont understand stats, THEYRE ALL A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!

11/04/2007 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Pallohousky are you listening? Anyone speaking with the second highest scorer on the present lieutenants list quickly realizes the she could not have obtained her score unless Albert Einstein personally did the test for her-or she had help. If in fact a Captain from 017 was her procter fora test she took at home then her score should be invalidated and she should be required to test again. Enough of the bullshit.

11/04/2007 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Btw he was responsible for 40% of overtime in 024

11/04/2007 01:19:00 PM



Now why would you spread rumors???? It was WAY closer to 60%!!!!!

11/04/2007 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser will stop global warming.

11/04/2007 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

personally saw SEISER THE GREAT resercute 10 dead ppl from St marys cemetery and this happened before lunch even Harlry Schenker was awed

11/04/2007 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should all pick a day next week and all make an on-view arrest. The offender will probably either, run from us, fight us or resist arrest or all of the above. Properly fill out a trr after making your lawful arrest. Then IAD, OPS and The DEPT will turn around and send you to call back like the Sgt defending his family and chasing down the bad guy that threw a concrete block through his living room window. We'll ALL be at call back and there will be no police on the streets. They'll have to call in the National Gaurd.

11/04/2007 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 018 the when Seiser receives an assignment the disturbance will be forced to relocate to his location so that he may handle it.

11/04/2007 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Seiser? Please give a bio. I am a southsider.
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a southsider? seiser is the southside. 115 seiser street.the chicago white seiser. seiser field.
the seiser art center...even the alsip flee market is now known simply as "stuff seiser thinks you need"

11/04/2007 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser you will be missed by 024!!

11/04/2007 10:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser is bionic!

11/04/2007 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead of calling for k9 they call Seiser

11/04/2007 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the producers of The Bachelor called Seiser to be on the show

11/04/2007 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP is trying to get a new patch on the Uniforms (a picture of seisers face and under it "seiser runs it")

11/04/2007 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't we all just STRIP ourselves and GO DIRECTLY TO CALL BACK Monday morning. One big line around the block and just inform the guy at the door WE DON"T QUIT WE JUST WANT TO WORK INSIDE ......It is much safer there and less beefs!

11/04/2007 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gentlemen:

I know that we all have problems but you haven’t seen anything yet.
Go over to Google and type in “Senate bill on U.S. Sovereignty.”

The U.S. Senate committee has passed a bill by a huge margin to turn our
Sovereignty over to the UN. If it passes the UN will have dominion
over the oceans, and air above them. That means that they can tax us to death
on flights, etc. and prevent us from defending the US with nuclear subs and a
whole host of other atrocities.

Rather then spell out the whole thing, go to Google and see for yourself and
then call your representatives to stop them from voting on passing this bill.
It also explains why the Democrats want to disarm us. However, Bush and Clinton
are also for it because that way Big business would run the world. I think we’re in
trouble unless we let our representatives what our wishes are.

11/04/2007 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike, I'll be transferring to 018 on the next bids, if there are openings. Don't fill the 3rd spot on your car.

11/04/2007 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I caught that too... typical asshole in this blog that wants to do nothing but BITCH! And dont kid yourself, no clown on this department with more than 10 years on has had any schooling to NOT pay attention in. But They will cry and moan about the bosses, the mayor, the aldercreatures, the pension, the union...etc etc... dont mind them. Until this department requires a 4 year degree and never mind military bullshit will it get any respect. Case in point, Illinois State Police. Maybe we should take baby steps and just require a POWER test from everyone like the ISP.. But oh yeah, the union wont let that happen! Fuck you old crusty do nothings. Atleast the stats say you wont be around too long, but then again, you dont understand stats, THEYRE ALL A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!

11/04/2007 08:42:00 PM

---------------------------------

Finally someone with brains on this blog.

11/04/2007 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

Please make this a topic!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OFF SUBJECT:
I was listening to the radio, and one of our Aldercreatures had the gall to suggest the city take away our "Duty Availability" (Cost effectivness to assist Mayor) He stated every officer gets paid over 770 something dollars extra every qaurter etc... they make it seem like we want to be available. What he didn't mention, that's in our contract. FOP Why didn't you respond?
11/04/2007 04:07:00 PM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was from WBBM-Am 780 You can listen to the Podcast;

AT ISSUE: 11-04-2007 Chicago. Aldermen & the Budget

November 03, 2007

Three Chicago Aldermen, Bob Fioretti, Anthony Beale and Billy Ocasio discuss Mayor Daley's 2008 budget, property taxes, and possible waste in the Police & Fire Departments


Alderman Billy Ocasio = ROTTEN FUCK !!!!!

Are you listening FOP!!!!

May this asshole rot in hell!!

11/04/2007 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OFF SUBJECT:
I was listening to the radio, and one of our Aldercreatures had the gall to suggest the city take away our "Duty Availability" (Cost effectivness to assist Mayor) He stated every officer gets paid over 770 something dollars extra every qaurter etc... they make it seem like we want to be available. What he didn't mention, that's in our contract. FOP Why didn't you respond?

11/04/2007 04:07:00 PM


At least when NOLAN was around he spoke out from time to time. Yes , Mark Donahue you too can speak out!

Our FOP is like a groundhog, when are you going to come out?

11/04/2007 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OFF SUBJECT:
I was listening to the radio, and one of our Aldercreatures had the gall to suggest the city take away our "Duty Availability" (Cost effectivness to assist Mayor) He stated every officer gets paid over 770 something dollars extra every qaurter etc... they make it seem like we want to be available. What he didn't mention, that's in our contract. FOP Why didn't you respond?

11/04/2007 04:07:00 PM


More retard aldermen speak out with their genius plans to "fix" the police and budget problems.
Let's take their Duty pay and clothing allowance away and we could solve all problems.

The real problem is that we have POOR LEADERSHIP in the city council.

11/04/2007 11:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does the all powerful Seizer have to say about the female Sergent leaving 021 in shambles without her lead? And heading north to 024. Maybe she will be the female Seiser incarnated. She can work her wiley ways on everyone including her peers. Enjoy! Our sincere condolences!

11/05/2007 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can this Seiser dude play quarterback? I heard they're putting an extra face on Mt.Rushmore and yeah you guessed it Seiser !

11/05/2007 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rosemarie "Ro" Giambalvo said...
To anonymous who wrote no retro until 2013. Come on now! I'm no fan of FOP and they know it. They also lack the capacity to care or handle many issues. No contract until 2013? "I don't think so"!

11/04/2007 04:23:00 PM


the city drags their feet on a 2 year retro check...can you imagine a 6 year retro check ? the city would go broke because you know that they are not investing the $$$ that they realize that they will eventually have to pay us, so, there would be a tax increase and the police would again be at fault, even though it was the city who dragged their feet ! not gonna happen.

11/05/2007 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/04/2007 09:28:00 AM

OK douche bag. Whoever mentioned anything about swaying the Federal Court of Appeals? The post you attack obviously is an attempt to prevent something like this from happening again. Furthermore, the FOP is not a party in this particular suit. Thus, the FOP has no interest in filing a briefing (which would be the corporation counsel's job.) Keep watching Court TV retard. Finally, who mentioned San Diego besides you? Go back to watching Law and Order reruns and jerk off, troll.

11/05/2007 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ald. Fioretti has a conflict of interests of sort, as I see it. He has a law practice that primarily attacks police in civil court. He openly advertises on bus benches.

Is it possible that the freshman alderman seeks to monetarily benefit off of the police through his council votes/official actions as the alderman of the 2nd ward?

11/05/2007 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I heard some dumfuck alderman spouting off on some liberal pinko facist talk show this morning about cutting the "fat" out of the police and fire departments. Specifically he referred to duty availability pay and why should we get paid to be available when many of us have side jobs and may not be available. I already know the answer but can this idiot be that fuckin' stupid? Do you actually think we wait by the phone off duty in case the City calls? Do you actually believe that because of the three grand we get kicked a year we are constantly on call? Do you actually believe that you will succeed in taking that away from us when we are contractually entitled to it? I'll be happy to give it up in the next contract, I will trade you for residency. There, I just saved the city 40 million, and thats just the police. See how easy that was, and it didn't cost the taxpayers a dime. Will it ever happen, I doubt it, but these alderpukes need someone to blame. You really want to cut costs? Privatize Streets and San to start, a private company can do the same work with better service for half the cost. But thats where the midget's foot soldiers are, so again it will never happen. The solutions are easy, but the mayor will not allow his control to be traded for dollars so lets just raise taxes and point fingers. I'm still 20 and out.

11/04/2007 01:48:00 PM

HOW ABOUT THE HUGE EXPENSE ACCOUT THE ALDERTHIEVES HAVE1 WHY DOES ALDERMAN BURKE HAVE A FLEET OD DRIVERS ALWAYS 2 AT ALL TIME IN THE FRONT WHY CAN'T HE USE JUST 1 AND SAVE MONEY AND ALLOW MORE OFFICERS IN PATROL?

11/05/2007 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 11/04/2007 08:42:00 PM
I caught that too... typical asshole in this blog that wants to do nothing but BITCH! And dont kid yourself, no clown on this department with more than 10 years on has had any schooling to NOT pay attention in. But They will cry and moan about the bosses, the mayor, the aldercreatures, the pension, the union...etc etc... dont mind them. Until this department requires a 4 year degree and never mind military bullshit will it get any respect. Case in point, Illinois State Police. Maybe we should take baby steps and just require a POWER test from everyone like the ISP.. But oh yeah, the union wont let that happen! Fuck you old crusty do nothings. Atleast the stats say you wont be around too long, but then again, you dont understand stats, THEYRE ALL A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!

11/04/2007 08:42:00 PM

I’m not old and crusty yet, but I do have 19years on, all on the street in a busy district.

Ever since college became a requirement to get hired/promoted this job went to shit.

I would take an inner-city street smart GED or former Military P/O over any of you “I’m smarter than you, I have a degree” assholes.

In the last 10 years I’ve seen more cowards come on the job that claim to be “the real police” run and hide when shit hit the fan.

If you love the ISP so much why don’t you quit CPD and join ISP.

Oh that’s right you’re probably not a “real” P/O.

I’m guessing you’re a stargazer who couldn’t get on CPD because you couldn’t pass the psych test.

Go look at your collage degree in your mom’s basement and say "I’m somebody and people like me."

Leave the police work to the professionals.

11/05/2007 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEISER ... he runs it!

11/05/2007 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEISER says........I love my "good'n plenty" because SEISER made it!

11/05/2007 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "most interesting man in the world" commercials for Tequate beer are actual facts about Seiser!

11/05/2007 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOW ABOUT THE HUGE EXPENSE ACCOUT THE ALDERTHIEVES HAVE1 WHY DOES ALDERMAN BURKE HAVE A FLEET OD DRIVERS ALWAYS 2 AT ALL TIME IN THE FRONT WHY CAN'T HE USE JUST 1 AND SAVE MONEY AND ALLOW MORE OFFICERS IN PATROL?

11/05/2007 07:04:00 AM

Plus all the "unlimited Overtime" Must be nice to work for the "king"!

11/05/2007 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

018 residents better watch out, specifically in the Viagra District. Seiser and his partner once tried to lock a guy up for PCS-Viagra when they were in 025. A Sergeant ripped them a new one. I don't know exactly what the W/C said, but I can only imagine.

11/05/2007 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's hope they partner up Seiser with Catanzara.

That would be a hoot!

11/05/2007 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm pissing my pants from laughing after reading some of the posts of you Seisermaniacs.

Is he a real superhero?

Respectfully,
DW
(Not a cop)

11/05/2007 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whos Mark Donahue?

11/05/2007 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seiser fears nothing, not even the cries of children in the 30 sector of 025. when your seiser every day is valentines day

11/05/2007 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rummor has it, The Chicago city counsel is renaming Jonquil Terr "Seiser way" because of all he's done in the short time in 024.

11/05/2007 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't we all just STRIP ourselves and GO DIRECTLY TO CALL BACK Monday morning. One big line around the block and just inform the guy at the door WE DON"T QUIT WE JUST WANT TO WORK INSIDE ......It is much safer there and less beefs!

THE BOSS'S ARE GREAT!!!!

11/05/2007 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"At least Nolan speaks out" oh and steals from the FOP members. Enjoying your retirement asshole?

11/05/2007 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"THIS IS CAPTAIN KIRK OF THE US ENTERPRISE. CONTACT STAR FLEET COMMAND, BEEP ME UP SEISER. WE NEED INTELLIGENCE UP HERE."

11/05/2007 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO: Anonymous said...
Whos Mark Donahue?

11/05/2007 12:47:00 PM

I think we would all like to know the answer to that question. lol

11/05/2007 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You assholes need to stop yer bitchin' about Fioretti. YOU voted for him, YOU wanted him, so now YOU got him! DEAL WITH IT!
You wanted the black out, you got what you desired...now accept the fool you voted in for the next few years....and STFU about it. Whiners.

11/05/2007 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NYPD SAYS" SEISER FOR MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY. WE NEED SOMEBODY WHO WILL RUN IT.

11/05/2007 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HAVE KNOWN AND WORKED WITH SEISER FOR OVER 13YRS. I CAN TELL THIS; HE IS THE REAL POLICE ,THE REAL DEAL ,THE ROCK STAR OF LAW ENFORCEMENT. MICHAEL CORLEONE SAID IN THE MOVIE " THE GODFATHER II" KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES EVEN CLOSER. WELL SEISER KEEPS HIS ENEMIES (CRIMINALS ,GANGBANGERS ) CLOSE, HE LOCKS THEM UP THEN SENDS THEM TO 26TH N CAL.

11/05/2007 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could it be true? Seiser in 18 just think the bosses are plotting to stop the overtime. Seiser says there is a felony behind the trees

11/05/2007 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe we can make this SEISER into a stamp of approval thing like "kosher". Such as SEISER approved catsup,hotdogs,protein drinks,ammo etc....

11/05/2007 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it is so sad that there are so many "MEN" that are too chicken shit to leave there name when they are talking crap about others by name.....You want to call a person out by name then have the balls to sign yours to the comment or go apply to be a crssing guard!

11/05/2007 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will gladly give up my duty availability......let me move out of this piss hole and you can have your duty check....

11/05/2007 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OFF SUBJECT:
I was listening to the radio, and one of our Aldercreatures had the gall to suggest the city take away our "Duty Availability" (Cost effectivness to assist Mayor) He stated every officer gets paid over 770 something dollars extra every qaurter etc... they make it seem like we want to be available. What he didn't mention, that's in our contract. FOP Why didn't you respond?


Duty availability came about as a way to give us more money, without raising our hourly rate for overtime.

So, if the aldercreatures want to take it away, they're effectively rescinding a past raise.

they suck

11/05/2007 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"But They will cry and moan about the bosses, the mayor, the aldercreatures, the pension, the union...etc etc... dont mind them. Until this department requires a 4 year degree and never mind military bullshit will it get any respect."

Oh yeah, a four year degree is the answer. And crying and moaning - maybe if we did it a little sooner we wouldn't be paying through the ass for perscriptions, taxes, and relying on an underfunded pension. I have a masters degree and a doctorate and the best coppers I ever worked with had only high school diplomas or were from the military. They were the real police and knew how to do the job, without blowing smoke up everyone's ass about how "educated" they were. They respected the chain of command and knew how to be leaders by what they did, not what they said. The current crop of "college graduates" have no clue how to be the police, have no interest in learning from those who know, and believe they are entitled to everything without doing anything. You want to talk about useless bitching and whining, look no further. College degrees are not the problem, they do not make you smarter, anyone can pay for a piece of paper. It is the liberal pukes in the media and the legislature that have ruined this job and this city, while we sit by and take it. You must be a liberal puke yourself, part of the problem, not the solution. So go to the superior ISP and work for helmet head and write your speeding tickets. Its obvious you have never and will never be the police.

In addition, my contradiction in terms in describing the talk show was a statement as to how these talk shows try to cater to the "flavor of the day" audience, sorry your simple mind missed it - and FUCK YOU!

11/05/2007 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser for Sainthood. I heard he was at the last supper. He too could walk on water and heal the sick.

11/05/2007 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 8:42 go fuck yourself you fucking pussy,the down fall to this police dept is when they required college to take a job that requires street smarts,years ago people took this job because they really wanted to be the police, oh for them days again,you want to further your education great,but you dont need it to be the police,people used to look up to us and treat us with respect,now were treated like a bunch of clowns,if you took this, just to take a job,get the fuck out.

11/05/2007 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who the fuck is seiser?

11/06/2007 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You assholes need to stop yer bitchin' about Fioretti. YOU voted for him, YOU wanted him, so now YOU got him! DEAL WITH IT!
You wanted the black out, you got what you desired...now accept the fool you voted in for the next few years....and STFU about it. Whiners.


Aldermen aren't elected city wide jagoff. There probably aren't 100 cops who live in Haithcock's former ward. It had nothing to do with her being black and everything to with her not representing the community. Go crawl back in your hole.

11/06/2007 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OVER 20 AND RETIRED and college degrees (in my opinion) don't have shit to do with the current state of misery the dept. finds itself in. Public opinion of police goes up and down in cycles, just like the economy and it always has. A good cop with a college degree is just that and a lousy cop with a college degree is just that too. Years ago statistics showed that law enforcement agencys that required college degrees had the lowest incidents of brutality. Not my figures, just the facts.

11/06/2007 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way...I still want to know who the fat 3rd W/C is in either 4th or 6th that talks about El Rukns. And now, who the 3rd W/C is in 8th. Helps me to keep up with this blog. It moves too fast. Thanks

11/06/2007 02:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You assholes need to stop yer bitchin' about Fioretti. YOU voted for him, YOU wanted him, so now YOU got him! DEAL WITH IT!
You wanted the black out, you got what you desired..."
+++
+++
+++
I didn't want a "black out." That means sitting on downed wires and watching DVDs. Actually I'll take a "black out" any day.

LOL.

11/06/2007 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notice that the Commander of 018 has been really quiet lately as opposed to his running start when he first got there?

Maybe he knew Seiser was coming!

11/06/2007 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m not old and crusty yet, but I do have 19years on, all on the street in a busy district.

Ever since college became a requirement to get hired/promoted this job went to shit.

I would take an inner-city street smart GED or former Military P/O over any of you “I’m smarter than you, I have a degree” assholes.

In the last 10 years I’ve seen more cowards come on the job that claim to be “the real police” run and hide when shit hit the fan.

If you love the ISP so much why don’t you quit CPD and join ISP.

Oh that’s right you’re probably not a “real” P/O.

Go look at your collage degree in your mom’s basement and say "I’m somebody and people like me."

Leave the police work to the professionals.

11/05/2007 09:03:00 AM

You've been on the job 19 years and you still can't figure out that it's not the college requirement thats sending the job to shit. Could it be the self-limitations on your education or the self-imposed blinders.....no one knows but you.

There are plenty of good cops on the job with at least one degree and will never tell you they have'em unless asked.

Any logical person knows that it's not the degree that makes one more knowlegdeable in certain areas, but the experience that went into getting that expensive piece of paper. So what about the street-smart kids that went on to get a degree and took the job because they wanted the job and are good police.....hmmmm?

And I hope that you are not suggesting that college make you a coward by the whole "run and hide when the shit hits the fan" comment. I've suited up with coppers claiming to be the "real police" who shy away from calls that even give off a whiff of confrontation, who won't have the decency to take a call that's a few blocks down while the assigned car is a world away(common-sense courtesy), who half-ass jobs and say declare a shift over before the half way point....hello!!! The list goes on!

Time on the job isn't everything, but it's what you put into the time that you have.

By the way....it's "college".

11/06/2007 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not condoning the patronage and innefficent waste of tax dollars that we all pay for. It should be eliminated everywhere it is found. However, to zero-in on the CPD and the CFD as the two largest bastions of waste, to prioritize the CPD and CFD as exceedingly wasteful beyond the waste factor of other city offices and departments is the height of "obfuscatory" bullshit.

Only in a perfect world can everything be perfect. As anyone with kids or a wife with out-of-Wack "hermones" knows, you have to pick your battles and prioritize.

To prioritize identifying the CPD/CFD as the black hole of wasted city funding is the wrong priority, the wrong initial battle.

I suspect the elimination of the clout tax across all the city departments would go a long, long way in shoring up the budget.

This may seem an off-topic segway. It once was the case that US economic activity covered up a lot of the fat. That isn't the case any more.

The $2,500 a year Wal-Mart says it saves the average family supplying products from China are the most costly products of all.

It use to be in the 50's, 60's & 70's you made a dollar and then you spent that dollar and when you spent that dollar, it was generally spent on something Made in America. Each time that dollar changed hands, that dollar was taxed and re-taxed when, for the most part it was tendered in payment in the USA for something made in the USA. With all the dollars we are sending to China, local, state and federal government has lost a huge amount of revenue and so taxes go up to make up for the essentially once-and-done domestic spending and taxation of that dollar.
That is where the real waste is.

Respectfully,
DW
(not a cop)

11/06/2007 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I think it is so sad that there are so many "MEN" that are too chicken shit to leave there name when they are talking crap about others by name.....You want to call a person out by name then have the balls to sign yours to the comment or go apply to be a crssing guard!

11/05/2007 07:26:00 PM

JUST WONDERING WHAT IS YOUR NAME? YOU POSTED IT AND NOW NO NAME? SISSY #1

11/06/2007 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I BELIEVE THE FOUR THINGS TO BE TRUE.
THE FATHER
THE SON
THE HOLY GHOST
AND SEISER

11/06/2007 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

once saw the GREAT SEISERon the campus of univ of chicago in 2 hrs he had the most liberal of students and profs dragging gang bangers out of passing vehicles and giving them sound beatings ALL HAIL SEISER

11/06/2007 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An inspector was going to write Sieser for not wearing a watch until Seiser told him "I decide what time it is". HE RUNS IT!!!!

11/06/2007 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Sesier is going to 18 because there are no more toilets in 24. When he pisses his stream of urine shatters the porcelin.

11/07/2007 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser ordered a Big Mac at Wendys and got one!!!

11/07/2007 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sesier eats a roll of Mentos and a 2 liter of Coke for breakfast and nothing happens.

11/07/2007 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser tugs on Supermans cape, he spits into the wind and he pulled the mask off of the Lone Ranger and he always messes around with Jim!!!

11/07/2007 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simon says........cause Seiser tell him too!

11/07/2007 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser once confronted the Mob...and they acknowledged he RUNS IT!!!

11/07/2007 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Seiser ordered a Big Mac at Wendys and got one!!!

11/07/2007 12:03:00 AM

Seiser ordered a Big Mac at CHARLIE TROTTERS and got it.

Seiser also ordered fois gras at Joe Moore's house and got it!

11/07/2007 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was honored by arresting someone on a "Seiser" warrant

11/08/2007 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IN THE SUB SUB BASEMENT OF HQ. THEY HAVE A LAB FULL OF TEST TUBE EMBRYOITC? SEISER'S CLONES. JUST IN CASE THRERE IS AN EMERGENCY. THEY ARE PRETTY CUTE TO. THEY HAVE TINY UNIFORMS ON TO.

11/08/2007 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said…

“You've been on the job 19 years and you still can't figure out that it's not the college requirement thats sending the job to shit. Could it be the self-limitations on your education or the self-imposed blinders.....no one knows but you.”

Yes, 19 years on… Yes, I figured it out… No there are no self-limitations or self-imposed blinders… I have two degrees I worked my ass off getting… I had to get them to get promoted… now you know.

“There are plenty of good cops on the job with at least one degree and will never tell you they have'em unless asked.”

Since the nerds took over and college became a requirement the geeks have been coming out of the woodwork ruining this job boasting “I have a masters in blah-blah-blah.” I love to bring them back to reality when I tell them how great they are and remind them “your still just a policeman.”

Look at our most recent past and current leaders, it’s “revenge of the nerds.”

“Any logical person knows that it's not the degree that makes one more knowlegdeable in certain areas, but the experience that went into getting that expensive piece of paper. So what about the street-smart kids that went on to get a degree and took the job because they wanted the job and are good police.....hmmmm?”

Unless you have a medical degree and are a doctor the experience that went into getting to your degree was limited to the classroom. Unless the experience you speak of is all the drinking you did in college. The street-smart kid who went on to get a degree to get on the job has the advantage over the sheltered kid because of their street smarts.

“And I hope that you are not suggesting that college make you a coward by the whole "run and hide when the shit hits the fan" comment. I've suited up with coppers claiming to be the "real police" who shy away from calls that even give off a whiff of confrontation, who won't have the decency to take a call that's a few blocks down while the assigned car is a world away(common-sense courtesy), who half-ass jobs and say declare a shift over before the half way point....hello!!! The list goes on!”

Regarding my run and hide comment. I responded to a domestic that was someone else’s call. My partner and I get there right behind the assigned car and we all go in together. A woman comes out the front door bleeding from a knife wound to her neck. She’s pointing to her living room saying he’s in there he has a knife. The college educated beat car shit their pants and froze. My partner and I went in to apprehend the offender. I told the beat car to get the woman an ambulance and hang on to her until fire arrived. They didn’t do what we asked and when the woman heard us taking her man down she got pissed. She jumped on our backs and we had to restrain her. I had to call for another car to assist and they found the assigned car pressed against the wall hyperventilating.

After everything was secured I confronted the cowards. They both said “I have a degree in blah-blah-blah” I didn’t sign on for this. One kid quit a few months later and the other got promoted.

Time on the job isn't everything, but it's what you put into the time that you have.

Time on the job is everything; it gets you a better furlough and a BID spot on the watch. You just keep pushing that beat car on midnights and enjoying your 1st, 2nd or 3rd period furlough.

"By the way....it's "college"."

When I need a paper corrected or a math problem solved I’ll call on one of you “super cop” college kids. When I need a bad guy found and arrested I’ll call on one of my street-smart GED, former Military guys to get the job done.

Remember you’re still just a cop… degree or no degree

Now drink you kool-aid and go get your shine box!

11/08/2007 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The good thing is the DUI count will go way up, the bad thing is..so will 018 district's overtime.so long Mike..nice working with you.

11/12/2007 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said…

“You've been on the job 19 years and you still can't figure out that it's not the college requirement thats sending the job to shit. Could it be the self-limitations on your education or the self-imposed blinders.....no one knows but you.”

Yes, 19 years on… Yes, I figured it out… No there are no self-limitations or self-imposed blinders… I have two degrees I worked my ass off getting… I had to get them to get promoted… now you know.

Good Job getting those degrees...so why do you still bitch and complain about college requirements killing the job? Why not get a beter job in he private sector other than your time on the job? Why not become part of the solution and attempt to fix somethings rather than remain part of the problem?

“There are plenty of good cops on the job with at least one degree and will never tell you they have'em unless asked.”

Since the nerds took over and college became a requirement the geeks have been coming out of the woodwork ruining this job boasting “I have a masters in blah-blah-blah.” I love to bring them back to reality when I tell them how great they are and remind them “your still just a policeman.”

Look at our most recent past and current leaders, it’s “revenge of the nerds.”

Anyone that yaps about a degree and then runs from danger obviously don't need to be here...I'm down with that. Recent news clips and papers seem to show a lot of scandals involving mostly who.....some GED/barely high school cops.

“Any logical person knows that it's not the degree that makes one more knowlegdeable in certain areas, but the experience that went into getting that expensive piece of paper. So what about the street-smart kids that went on to get a degree and took the job because they wanted the job and are good police.....hmmmm?”

Unless you have a medical degree and are a doctor the experience that went into getting to your degree was limited to the classroom. Unless the experience you speak of is all the drinking you did in college. The street-smart kid who went on to get a degree to get on the job has the advantage over the sheltered kid because of their street smarts.

Not I said the fly....this is where internships pay big time. getting the experience is a plus and personally I've never lived a sheltered life. I was born and raised in ghetto high-rises and high-crime areas in and out of Chicago and most def am not afraid to work them.

“And I hope that you are not suggesting that college make you a coward by the whole "run and hide when the shit hits the fan" comment. I've suited up with coppers claiming to be the "real police" who shy away from calls that even give off a whiff of confrontation, who won't have the decency to take a call that's a few blocks down while the assigned car is a world away(common-sense courtesy), who half-ass jobs and say declare a shift over before the half way point....hello!!! The list goes on!”

Regarding my run and hide comment. I responded to a domestic that was someone else’s call. My partner and I get there right behind the assigned car and we all go in together. A woman comes out the front door bleeding from a knife wound to her neck. She’s pointing to her living room saying he’s in there he has a knife. The college educated beat car shit their pants and froze. My partner and I went in to apprehend the offender. I told the beat car to get the woman an ambulance and hang on to her until fire arrived. They didn’t do what we asked and when the woman heard us taking her man down she got pissed. She jumped on our backs and we had to restrain her. I had to call for another car to assist and they found the assigned car pressed against the wall hyperventilating.

After everything was secured I confronted the cowards. They both said “I have a degree in blah-blah-blah” I didn’t sign on for this. One kid quit a few months later and the other got promoted.

Um...I don't recall you addressing those "real police" that duck calls, but you did manage to point out the new guys like most old guys often do now why is that? Can you not fess up and say that the older guys run too? What happen to leadership by example?

Time on the job isn't everything, but it's what you put into the time that you have.

Time on the job is everything; it gets you a better furlough and a BID spot on the watch. You just keep pushing that beat car on midnights and enjoying your 1st, 2nd or 3rd period furlough.

I don't care when I get a furlough....I'm not picky like most guys nor do i work midnights....get it straight.

"By the way....it's "college"."

When I need a paper corrected or a math problem solved I’ll call on one of you “super cop” college kids. When I need a bad guy found and arrested I’ll call on one of my street-smart GED, former Military guys to get the job done.

Remember you’re still just a cop… degree or no degree

Now drink you kool-aid and go get your shine box!

I don't mind being a cop because I chose this career. I have the street smarts and a H.S. Diploma and am still willing to do work when I can't force the "real police" to do work.

By the way....check your sentences:

Now drink you kool-aid and go get your shine box!

I think you meant "your" (nice degrees) and I'll take kool-aid over alcohol anyday. At least I have NO CHANCE of being involved in a DUI.

11/29/2007 03:15:00 AM  

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