Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Swiping Here?

Latest rumor.

Everyone will be swiping in and out starting 01 February. This is from Personnel and not J-Fed.

A few points:
  • As we understand it, Kronos stopped servicing city machines months ago. Who is running these machines? Who is maintaining them? Where is the print out going? Who verifies?
  • Swiping out is when? Top of the hour? Quarter after the hour? Or 22.5 minutes after the hour? If it's 22.5 minutes, then maybe the FOP ought to re-open that half hour paid lunch lawsuit that got turned down years ago. With documentation that you're being kept for the half hour AND recent court decisions saying that the time you spend getting dressed for work should be PAID time, labor law is definitely on our side now.
  • If you swipe out 7.5 minutes after any quarter hour, you are entitled to the entire 15 minutes paid according to the contract. If the W/C won't be signing slips for 15 minutes, where do we get the physical verification for grievances?
And the most important question - Who has to swipe? Because if it isn't everyone and it isn't city wide, someone is going to raise holy hell at some point. Tact? TRU? Hour at the end for doing a really good job? Court tomorrow? Late lunch? "Hey boss, if I get you 10 hazards, do you think...?" What about HQ casual days...casual as in no one really looks at the clock as long as you beat the boss in?

Does anyone have any idea how much quid pro quo is about to go out the window?

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193 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't we wait till Jody starts making the DECISIONS. He's the man ($300K +). He was brought in for NEW leadership.
We need one Chief and other Indians to follow.
The problem is that everyone wants to be Chief.
LET THE MAN DO HIS JOB! and stop trying to be superintendant!

1/29/2008 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven't swiped in months. I still get paid.

1/29/2008 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous dilligaf said...

“People want a job. They don’t want a handout. They don’t want welfare and they don’t want a handout of $500. It doesn’t answer anything. So you take the $500. So you spend it within two weeks. Then what happens after that?” Daley said.

Dicky, Dicky, Dicky.... The people that would be getting $500 are single claiming zero. Holy shit Batman, that means they actually got a fucking JOB you shanty(sp) Irish PRICK ya! It's my money that I put in, hence REBATE. If you weren't so crooked you'd be comical. Resume all normal duties as I am outta her.... BTW I'd settle for the $300 for not paying taxes, the dummycrat provision.

1/29/2008 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish JODY WEIS would be like Bill Parcels. Clean House and get rid of the dead wood.
The more he gets rid of, the better off we are.

1/29/2008 11:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is going to be fun to watch Tact and the Caps people work a full eight!!!!!!!!!!!

1/29/2008 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i will believe it when I see it. Only one machine for the five hundred plus employees at area 2 located right behind the desk.

now is the time for the job action, no movers, no nothing. How about a blue flu welcome for the new supe, let the merits and pretty people from 35th street work. they cant fire every one.

1/29/2008 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every time a member gets overtime they are entitled to time and a half per the contract in either money or time. Take the MONEY! Send the Company a message!!!

1/29/2008 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The swiping rumors have been around for years. You know it and so do I. I will believe it when I see it.

1/29/2008 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just a little info..at the oemc
if we swipe out earlier than 7 min before the hour..we get docked 15 min

1/30/2008 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when i see it on paper in black and white, then i'll believe it. if it's true then it has to apply to everyone. everyone also means everythefuckbody. no exceptions. fop needs to address this if it happens cause i forsee myself making at least 15-30 minutes overtime each day yippy!

1/30/2008 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Wire is the best damn T.V. show ever produced. Every aspect of its portrayal of Baltimore over past 5 seasons has mirrored Chicago. Unions, politicians, schools "A-moral" gang culture. And oh yeah new police cars not budgeted and the fleet of crown-Vic’s are on their last leg. Too bad this is its last season.

1/30/2008 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven't swiped for months now, and don't plan on doing it.

"Sorry Boss, my card doesn't seem to work."

1/30/2008 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous swipe this said...

Kronos who owned the machines and software, has been out of business for 5 years. No one has been servicing the machines. The City has many spares that they have removed from numerous locations. If a machine goes down they just replace it.

If you remember there were several installed at each location, one near the desk and another in the roll call room. They had machines in the areas and the courts all have been removed, there were countless numbers of machines at 11th & State all were removed and saved.

Take a look at the building on Pershing countless number of them left behind from the CPS.

No shortage of machines, thequestion is when will the Dept run out of the ID badges that the machines read.

But thats not a problen either, The City will just hand out a big fat contract to one of their frends and have new systen installed.

1/30/2008 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money!

1/30/2008 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous HATER said...

IVE DONE SOME RESEARCH ON THE KRONOS.

F1 IS THE OVER-RIDE TO SWIPE WITHOU A CARD YOU MUST USE YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY

F3 MEANS YOUR OUT IN THE FIELD. I GUESS YOU WOULD USE THAT IF YOU WERE IN TRAINING OUT OF THE DISTRICT.

THE MACHINES CAN BE CARRIED TO VARIOUS SITE LIKE A DETAIL ALL THE NEED IS A POWER SOURCE.

MOST CITY WORKER SWIPE OUT AT LOCATION CLOSE TO THERE HOMES. IT DOES SHOW THE LOCATION THOU. TIMEKEEPER ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT MESS WITH THEM.

COMMON CITY PRACTICE IS IF YOU DONT SWIPE OUT THE DOCK YOU AND TO FIX THE PROBLEM THEY PAY YOU ON THE NEXT CHECK.

I WONDER WHAT ALL THOSE HOMICIDE DICKS THINK ABOUT THIS. THATS ONE OF THE FEW CARROTS THEY HAVE.

TACT AND GANG SHOULD LOSE QUITE A FEW PEOPLE TOO.

THOSE GOLD STARS KNOW DAMN WELL THEY DONT WORK 8 HOURS. SHOW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SHIFT AND DUCK 3 HOURS LATER,THEN THEY POP IN ON THE NEXT WATCH ACTING LIKE THEY WORK 12-16 HOURS A DAY.

I FIGURE PATROL IS GOIN TO GET IT IN THE DIRT SHOOT AGAIN.

1/30/2008 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous former 008th dist tac cop said...

This swiping stuff maybe true. They have placed a gold plated milk crate under the swipe machine that Maria Maher would have to swipe in and out at. Word is this would allow her to reach the swiper!

A T0-FROM was also sent to R&D asking about the possiblity of floor swipers, not only for the height challenged officers but also for Lt. Richie Scotchbreath to use as he crawls into work.

1/30/2008 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sure exempt members, members of elite specialized units and officers who drive the bosses around will be exempt from this policy! Hard to explain 3 hour tours unless your are Skippy and Gilligan!

1/30/2008 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous totally unreal said...

Isn't it nice that the illegal aliens and the welfare crowd will get a nice big tax rebate check but many of us coppers won't because we made too much money!

So we get penalize for being a working productive citizen as the rock whore gets her check!

________________________________

WASHINGTON — The $146 billion stimulus package intended to jolt the economy by giving taxpayers rebates up to $1,200 includes cash returns for illegal immigrants who pay taxes.

Under the plan passed by the House, illegal immigrants who qualify as "resident aliens" and earned a minimum of $3,000 would be eligible for rebates of between $300-$600, FOX News has learned.

________________________________

Any good attorneys out there to file a class action law suit!

E-Mall Me At: policetalk@yahoo.com

1/30/2008 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I accidentally swiped in with my gambling boat VIP card and hit three 7's on the swipe machine!

Anybody know where I have to go to collect my winnings?

1/30/2008 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous 29 and a day and retired said...

getting paid to change clothes wont fly

Paid lunches may unless we are alllowed to not answer the radio and ignore citizens requests

1/30/2008 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw a city crew intsalling a swiper in at T.R.'s Pub on 111th Street, hmmmmmmmmmm... wonder who will use that one? anybody now?

1/30/2008 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS ONE! Friendly wagers will be accepted.

1/30/2008 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As my old man use to say, for any system in place there is a system to get around it. But then again he is serving a 40 year stint in a federally protected cell.

1/30/2008 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will they be putting one of those digital swipers in at the ALOHA HOTEL on South Cicero Ave so a certain exempt member and his p.o. girlfriend can swipe from the hot tub room? If they do, please put the swiper out of reach from the hot tub so they aren't electrocuted while swiping from the hot tub. That wouldn't be pretty and it would make bad press too.

1/30/2008 01:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll never forget the time that Supt. Phil Cline swiped his jelly bismark through the machine after a rough night of drinking.

1/30/2008 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they could mold the machines to look like J-Lo's bootie, every guy on this job would be lined up to swipe as many times as possible each day.

1/30/2008 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool, I am all for swiping in and out. This way everyone will have to actually work eight and a half hours like we are supposed to.

1/30/2008 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

let em have us be a robat dept, and watch the product get worse, fuck, make the application like a starbucks for CPD.

1/30/2008 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will this include exempt rank?

1/30/2008 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find this rumor hard to believe because the liabilty would be greater than any savings. Under both Fderal and State labor laws, all documented overtime even in small portions would have to be paid. A P.O. swiping out 8 minutes over each day would get about 65 hours a year in overtime.

1/30/2008 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I now a few bosses that swipe it in and out everyday at work! Just hope their wives don't find out!

1/30/2008 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard they are going to put these machines in at all the free restaurants so TRU can swipe in and out in groups of 20.

1/30/2008 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A police who was on his last day of employment prior to his justly due retirement was called down to do a urine test.

After urinating in the plastic specimen jar he secretly dropped an olive into the jar of urine. He handed the jar to the medical section personnel and said, Just so you know today is my last day before retiring and I had a lot to drink last night in celebrating it.

1/30/2008 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess few will be paid on the Retirement/Christmas party day.

1/30/2008 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous tru, the real police said...

I heard TRU will be issuing ANOVs to any cop who doesn't comply.

1/30/2008 02:47:00 AM  
Anonymous fop rep - 010th dist said...

Sounds like the city may be doing this so they have an additional bargaining chip in the contract negotiation.

Expect a few more changes too. They will use as many bargaining chips as possible to try to screw us!

1/30/2008 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you only swipe in once a day, you will be recorded as working 24 hr. shifts. Damn that OT check is looking better!

1/30/2008 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swiping is the dumbest idea yet.

A lot of guys go out and bring in good activity on a nightly basis because maybe their boss gives em an hour on the end here and there.

No fringe benefits, why work? I'll do my eight and the bare minimum.

1/30/2008 02:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was so tired from working a long day and much overtime that when I got home my gal was laying on her stomach naked on the bed and I swiped her ass with my card. The thing that pissed me off is she said, your the 5th copper to do that to me today! I got to stop working so much overtime.

1/30/2008 02:54:00 AM  
Anonymous FOP? any comment? said...

Why isn't the FOP questioning the CPD's contractual ability to issue such a General Order? Wouldn't such a requirement have to be covered by our contract. Such as pay being affected, disciplinary procedures and so on?

1/30/2008 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed accidentally swiped his FBI ID card and the machine read, ALERT ALERT ALERT FBI HERE SHRED SHRED SHRED

1/30/2008 03:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As we understand it, Kronos stopped servicing city machines months ago. Who is running these machines? Who is maintaining them?

The city of chicago bureau of electricity telephone department installs and maintains the old and new replacement units

1/30/2008 04:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait until you get the new swipe clocks with the hand print. It will or will NOT let you swipe in or out depending on where you are allowed to swipe.

Parameters can be set so employees are only allowed to swipe at certain clocks at their "home " location. No more swiping near the house unless you are set that way

1/30/2008 04:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT ABOUT THE HIGH & MIGHTY EXEMPT?!

1/30/2008 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW~what will KK at O'Hare Airport do now? How can she justify all her overtime when she's not there?!

1/30/2008 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone has to swipe, everyone, so calm down boys and girls.

1/30/2008 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES!

I am looking to get paid without the W.C. approval!

If it is on the books and open to discovery then we a winner!

$$$$$$

Not to mention this will NOT make more anymore productive!

1/30/2008 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWIPE THIS !! ( 0 )

1/30/2008 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Kronos who owned the machines and software, has been out of business for 5 years. No one has been servicing the machines. The City has many spares that they have removed from numerous locations. If a machine goes down they just replace it."

1/30/2008 12:20:00 AM

Okay, I just told the KRONOS EMPLOYEE who is here performing an upgrade to our system that his company has been out of business for 5 years.
He just spit coffee all over my keyboard....
Shit, twice in two days......

1/30/2008 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HATER said...

IVE DONE SOME RESEARCH ON THE KRONOS.
F1 IS THE OVER-RIDE TO SWIPE WITHOU A CARD YOU MUST USE YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY

Hater wrong, F1 if enabled let the person use the # that comes on the display when up when you swipe NOT your ss#

1/30/2008 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"getting paid to change clothes wont fly"

Sorry 28 &a Day 1/2 wit. That went to the Supreme Court and the plaintiffs won. Even that Facist Judge Sam Alito sided w/them.

Instead of staying abreast of the goings on her on the Blog?
Why don't occupy you time by reading Supreme Court decisions& take your lard ass down to Springfield to complain.
I among many are getting Tired of giving up benefits for YOUR Friggn retiree insurance short term fixes

1/30/2008 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

29 and a day and retired said...
getting paid to change clothes wont fly

Paid lunches may unless we are alllowed to not answer the radio and ignore citizens requests

1/30/2008 01:14:00 AM

Hey moron, know and read your G.O's. When on lunch and officer is not required to listen to teh radio and OEMC can not, I repeat can not give a job to anyone on a lunch. A personel is a different thing, you must monitor the radio.

1/30/2008 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JUST FIND A WIRE AND SLICE IT,,,IT WILL TAKE MONTHS FOR THE CITY TO FIX THESE THINGS. BUNCH OF RETARDED F**KS THEY ARE.

P.S. MONKEYS

1/30/2008 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone has to swipe, everyone, so calm down boys and girls.
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which is fine but now...LETS MAKE SOME MUFUKIN' MOOOOOOOOONEY!!!!!!!
I AM PERSONALLY GONNA BANKRUPT THE CITY!

1/30/2008 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was so tired from working a long day and much overtime that when I got home my gal was laying on her stomach naked on the bed and I swiped her ass with my card. The thing that pissed me off is she said, your the 5th copper to do that to me today! I got to stop working so much overtime.
--------------------------------
Oh yeah...'bout that, I was meaning to apologize earlier.

1/30/2008 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

paid to get dressed for work? what kinda of bs is that? just go to work, quit whining. you soud pathetic. get out in the real word and find out how tough it is to earn a living.

1/30/2008 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anybody that thinks they can't fire everybody should go talk to an air traffic controller.

1/30/2008 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have not swiped in 6 months.
i don't think the macine works.
i find it amusing watching people swipe in each day......might as well swipe it in an elephants ass crack.

1/30/2008 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A P.O. swiping out 8 minutes over each day would get about 65 hours a year in overtime.

1/30/2008 02:37:00 AM

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and who's gonna be there to make you swipe once you check off? 'I left something in the car, boss'... 'Sorry.. just finishing up this case report, boss.' 'forgot to do a traffic study sticker on this ticket... oops.. fucked it up, gotta do it over, boss..'

hey, I can do this all night and no more, 'I dont give a fuck if we were in a wrap last night and you didnt get a lunch, Im not signing a slip for lunch' from the bosses.

1/30/2008 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone line up at the machine at 0800 or whatever time you start, than take your time walking to the roll call room.....Try and gig me for being late....Boss, I swiped in at 0800 check the machine!
Remember boys and girls, favors are a two way street. The city just got rid of the bosses doing us a favor, so DON'T DO THEM ANY....

1/30/2008 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A T0-FROM was also sent to R&D asking about the possiblity of floor swipers, not only for the height challenged officers but also for Lt. Richie Scotchbreath to use as he crawls into work.

One is installed at TR's and a few other spots on western for the 22 tact boys

1/30/2008 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous u.s. rep. danny k. davis said...

Until i sees it in writin' i ain't gonna believes...that swipin' shit wouldn't fly in arkansas...

1/30/2008 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Lil' Wade Ingram said...

What....!!!


How can this be...?


Do you mean that I am now REQUIRED to really be AT work..?

Who came up with this without me, my guy Terry, or our boy Lil' Todd knowing about it?

I smell some bullshit going on here!

How will I ever be able to drive around from my shoe shine and pants pressing spots to visit the ladys and chat's with them...

This sucks!

Peace Out -

Wade

1/30/2008 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lotsa stuff gets swiped at CPD.

1/30/2008 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Nice try, focus on bigger issues said...

This obviously was a bait topic, but we shall go along with it. Yes, please make us swipe in and out. The city will definately not loose money on us swiping in and out :)
Finally those infamous "I will take care of you guys tommorow" on a late pinch will be worth the headache. Thanks$$$$$$$$$
-Future Supt.

1/30/2008 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i haven swiped since 01 jan 06 and i still have a job...

1/30/2008 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work tact.. if you want to cal it that lately. I cant wait to swipe! I am on time every day by 20 minutes. I saty 10 15 minutes late about three times a week if we are on days, not getting a slip. The perc's are gone bring the money!

1/30/2008 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SERISER WILL ONLY SWIPE ONCE, MY GOOD FRIEND MIKE IS ALWAYS ARRESTING PEOPLE AND WORKING OVERTIME. ONCE SEISER SWIPES SEISER WILL RUN IT. ALSO REMEMBER
JOHN MCCLAIN FOR PRESIDENT RUDY GUILIANI FOR VICE PRSEIDENT AND SEISER FOR MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY.

1/30/2008 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't it nice that the illegal aliens and the welfare crowd will get a nice big tax rebate check but many of us coppers won't because we made too much money!

So we get penalize for being a working productive citizen as the rock whore gets her check!



Shut your pie hole, Moron the citizens that file a income tax form receive the rebate. which means you had to have an income. Now go back to first grade learn how to read. What I don't understand is dummy's like you with a soooo called collage education yet are unable to write a case report. Sickening

1/30/2008 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have seen the order. It will begin 01 feb. It does not have to be approved by the union because you are required to be here anyway. Overtime still needs to be approved by the WC so it will not help you there. The days of the duck are gone.

1/30/2008 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone has to swipe, everyone, so calm down boys and girls.


Understand something we all know better. EVERYONE without juice. Insofar as I'm concerned I don't give a shit as I have always been the tell it like it is police( REALIST )I work 8 1/2 each day answer my calls do my best for the citizens yet bad mouth this department every chance I get.

1/30/2008 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

July, 1981: Academy
1. You'll have computers in every car within a couple of years.
2. This will be a paperless dept. with 5 years.
3. Promotions will be based on your evaluations,work product and test taking ability only.
4. Everyone on the street will be issued a multi-channel hi-tech and compact radio.
5. You'll be priveleged to receive the best training in the country on a regular basis.

Swipe in and out...implemented in 1 day? They were smoking something back then and they're smoking something now.

1/30/2008 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAMN, ITS JUST A SHAME THAT MY ID DOESNT WORK OH WELL

1/30/2008 10:23:00 AM  
Blogger 80/20 please said...

the whole half hour unpaid lunch is a bad joke anyway. officers have been written up for not helping a citizen during their "unpaid lunch". well which is it? If you are being unpaid, you should not be punished during that time.

1/30/2008 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
WOW~what will KK at O'Hare Airport do now? How can she justify all her overtime when she's not there?!

1/30/2008 05:28:00 AM

She is connected so she can do whatever she wants! Simple as that!

1/30/2008 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dilligaf said...
“People want a job. They don’t want a handout. They don’t want welfare and they don’t want a handout of $500. It doesn’t answer anything. So you take the $500. So you spend it within two weeks. Then what happens after that?” Daley said.

Dicky, Dicky, Dicky.... The people that would be getting $500 are single claiming zero. Holy shit Batman, that means they actually got a fucking JOB you shanty(sp) Irish PRICK ya! It's my money that I put in, hence REBATE. If you weren't so crooked you'd be comical. Resume all normal duties as I am outta her.... BTW I'd settle for the $300 for not paying taxes, the dummycrat provision.

1/29/2008 11:38:00 PM

hey richie how about JOBS at O'Hare where you hire the indiana connected people! How about that?

1/30/2008 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Under both Fderal and State labor laws, all documented overtime even in small portions would have to be paid.



hahahahahahaha

cmon guy, you're in CHICAGO! Since when did any state or fed law apply here?????

1/30/2008 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets see if it happens everywhere! the D-Unit yea ok! If it comes it will as usual only in the patrol the hrad working street coppers not the primadonnas!

1/30/2008 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can put money on this will not apply to lil donny at the airport!

1/30/2008 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

29 and a day and retired said...
getting paid to change clothes wont fly

Paid lunches may unless we are alllowed to not answer the radio and ignore citizens requests

1/30/2008 01:14:00 AM


IT'S ALWAYS BEEN IN THE ORDER THAT YOU MAY SHUT OFF YOUR RADIO AT LUNCH.

1/30/2008 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

people, please learn how to KNOW as in knowing someone or something is spelled with a "K"now, not NOW, how stupid are you???

1/30/2008 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...This is going to be fun to watch Tact and the Caps people work a full eight!!!!!!!!!!!"...

Hey Tool Box, I don't know what you are talking about, but I work tact and I also work a full 8.
You should get your facts straight before you make a fool out of yourself.

1/30/2008 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Just wait until you get the new swipe clocks with the hand print. It will or will NOT let you swipe in or out depending on where you are allowed to swipe.

Parameters can be set so employees are only allowed to swipe at certain clocks at their "home " location. No more swiping near the house unless you are set that way

1/30/2008 04:24:00 AM

The current machines already can be set with multiple locations. The computer knows exactly the time and place that you swiped. If it's not the location you are authorized for it will still except it but an edit will have to be authorized by a supervisor.

1/30/2008 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The one being installed at TR's Pub is for Lt. Ritchie and Sgt. Terry.

1/30/2008 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP? any comment? said...
Why isn't the FOP questioning the CPD's contractual ability to issue such a General Order? Wouldn't such a requirement have to be covered by our contract. Such as pay being affected, disciplinary procedures and so on?

1/30/2008 03:00:00 AM

Any chance that you know how to sign on to a computer? Check automated directives. THE ORDER HAS BEEN THERE SINCE 1999!!!! It just never went city wide, but it DOES say that it eventually will. Try and find out what you are talkinhg about before you post and make a fool out of yourself.

1/30/2008 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's one thing to swipe, it's another to have the system actually drive the payroll....does anyone really believe that the existing system is capable of tracking working hours and overtime accurately, without messing things up? I for one doubt it...

1/30/2008 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am SURE no PO will give his buddy his card to swipe him out if he has time on the end!

1/30/2008 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Swiper No Swiping! said...

To all you cry baby rat bastards who always posted about others leaving early or not doing 8 for 8 every day I hope this new policy makes your job EXTRA shitty.

Not to say that this day wasn't coming but you rat bastards posting shit every day didn't help.

In a twisted way I hope all of those who cried and ratted others out get promoted to dick or put in some nice unit. That way we can tell you about the good old days that you helped fuck up.

1/30/2008 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Everyone has to swipe, everyone, so calm down boys and girls.

1/30/2008 06:04:00 AM"

Ok 35th whiteshirt assclown, getting down there early today huh?
Tryn to purge all that kid porn b4 J-Fed arrives??

1/30/2008 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are currently painting the hallowed halls of the ivory tower in preparation for the chosen one.

He is coming.

Some bosses have slaughtered animals and have scrawled J.P.W in the animal's blood so he will passover their office staff when the marching orders out of the building are executed by "him."

1/30/2008 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 5:28 post, KK at the airport will be paid by her boyfriend MS at Finance. Their live-in arrangement is quite GOLDEN, and she gets Carte Blanch on OT! If you can't take care of your girlfriend, why be a goldstar (director)?

1/30/2008 12:32:00 PM  
Blogger papa smurf said...

the regular city workers have been doing this for years. i remember several years ago one guy would stay legit until quitting time and swipe everyone's card. they caught this on video and he lost his job. beware.

1/30/2008 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New policy just issued:

All CPD personnel will have a small microchip surgically implanted in their brain.

The chip will be a video and audio record of everything that occurs on and off-duty.

The doors of the station will be equipped with scanners that will record your entry and exit to and from the building. A computer voice will personnally welcome you to work.

The chip is designed such that anytime you remove your handgun from your holster an intense shock courses through your body. The belief is that if you are really in fear for your life, you will have no problem overcomming the pain.

The current chip model is slightly less than one pound. CPD Neck braces will be issued to personnel who cannot hold their head upright after the chip is installed.

1/30/2008 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if i don't swipe will i not get paid?

i got a tea bag waiting for you cpd brass. douche bags.

1/30/2008 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pour glue in the Kronos swipers. If they can't be fixed because there are no vendors to fix them, then lets make them inoperable.

1/30/2008 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The order came out today and it looks like I could start saving for that new car. Overtime is going to skyrocket...they they just shot themselves in the foot. This circus gets funnier every day.
By the way, I m sure you can pick up a nice Carhart from the guys that will be leaving tact.

1/30/2008 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Shaved Longcock said...

I was so tired from working a long day and much overtime that when I got home my gal was laying on her stomach naked on the bed and I swiped her ass with my card. The thing that pissed me off is she said, your the 5th copper to do that to me today! I got to stop working so much overtime.

Thank god she told me I was the second person to do that and the biggest.

1/30/2008 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The swiping rumors have been around for years. You know it and so do I. I will believe it when I see it.

***Some units have already been told they have to swipe in & out. I hope someone has contacted the Union for their input on the matter. Is it 8 hours or 8 1/2 hours? There are going to be yellow slips flying for those who stay 5 minutes after their time. Bosses are gonna shit when they get piled on their desks. I think this will bite them in the ass at some point.

1/30/2008 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sorry Boss, my card doesn't seem to work."

*** They have a form you have to fill out if you don't swipe for the day. You'll be expected to go get a new ID card that does work. Nice try.

1/30/2008 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fyi , you are not required to listen or answer radio during lunch. this is the result of the lawsuit. dont give city service while at lunch.

1/30/2008 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic but saw this posted on another blog:

National and Local Law Enforcement might want to prepare for the following senario.

What if the 2007 US Presidential general elections come down to Obama as the Democratic candidate and any one of the white males as the Republican candidate.

If the 2007 US Presidential General Elections ends up as close as some of the recent past Presidential elections and litigation by the US Supreme Court has to decided the winner... one has to wonder what will happen if the white male Republican is lawfully awarded as the winner.

If there is a perception by the Democrats as well as the African American community that the first African American person that should of been elected US President, had the office "Stolen" from him, there will be civil unrest and rioting in this Country unlie we ever seen before. The Watts Riots, the Rodney King Riots as well as the 1968 Martin Luther King Assassination Riots will pale in comparison.

I really hope that at least the Federal Government is taking this possible senario under consideration. God forbid this take place with no plan of action in place or without any pre-thought involved, this Country as well as each of us will be in grave danger.

1/30/2008 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you kiddin' me? Like this is new? The upper echelon and politicians in this department and city have been swiping their paychecks, and everything else that wasn't nailed down for years!

1/30/2008 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep your windows closed. It prevents the quid pro quo from flying out.

1/30/2008 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read John Kass today,( Wednesday) too funny truth be told. The insider who claims to be an outsider. Mayor Daley's boy Obama.

1/30/2008 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry Boss, my card doesn't seem to work."
**************************
Go get a new card. good bye..

1/30/2008 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous jody p weis said...

2 more days bitches be ready

1/30/2008 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Jr. said...

I saw the order which is dated 31 jan, starting 1 feb swiping in and out will be mandatory.. if your card doesn't work there will be a 24hr number to call immediately. this will not effect overtime because it is not to be used for payroll purposes. the dep sup has the authority to make people exempt from swiping according to the order. there was a copy in 2 and 21, if you don't believe it call those districts....
so the rumors are true, but we will see what actually happens. of course it won't affect those of us in patrol because we are there 8 for 8 anyway....

1/30/2008 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So lets say your at Bridgeview, Markham or Skokie Court during your tour, then what? Or Detailed to an outdoor event?

1/30/2008 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retirees will have to swipe once a month to prove they are still alive!

1/30/2008 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we better clear up that back log!!!!!!!!! and NOOOOOOOO I will not hand off any jobs!!!! I'm rich biiiiotch!

1/30/2008 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“People want a job. They don’t want a handout. They don’t want welfare and they don’t want a handout of $500. It doesn’t answer anything. So you take the $500. So you spend it within two weeks. Then what happens after that?” Daley said. "

I got an image of Daley back at his office. He was pounding his fist on his desk telling his minions that if everyone in Chicago is getting $500 that he wants that money! Sneak in new fees, fines, new taxes and raise rates on everything. Meanwhile keep cutting employee andretiree benefits. Keep the hired trucks rolling, and those are the jobs he wants to dole out.

Stay safe, and vote Republican!

1/30/2008 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Everyone has to swipe, everyone, so calm down boys and girls.

1/30/2008 06:04:00 AM

Not everyone. What will happen to first dept office? That crew has not worked 8 hr tours in years. Many scam every day. If the system includes everyone then I support it. But someone will develop angles to this system. Of course, tac and gang teams will quit. 8 hour tour is too much for them.

1/30/2008 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember working a real job before I became the police....You want me to swipe in and out and account for 8 hours..big deal. How about digging ditches and cleaning sewers. If you work on this job it isn't hard to make 80,000 or more and not even break a sweat. Whats wrong with swiping....its not like we have to worry about "job reductions" or plant closings. Stop your bitching

1/30/2008 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to envoke Federal law when it comes to getting paid!

This is right up J-fed's alley!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

1/30/2008 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IL Department of Labor Website ...

What is the law regarding breaks and meal periods?


An employee who is to work 7 1/2 continuous hours or more shall be provided an unpaid meal period of at least 20 minutes. The meal period must be given to an employee no later than 5 hours after beginning work. Illinois has no law regarding breaks. For more information, click here. 820 ILCS 140/3.

Remember this when the weather heats up or there are no cars available & they deny you a lunch. They have to give you the lunch NO LATER than 5 hours after you start work; if they deny it, file a complaint with the IL DOL.
Screw this Department!

1/30/2008 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What Goes around Comes round...

1/30/2008 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS IS OFF THE TOPIC SSC BUT IT NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED, AFTER HIS DISMALL SHOWING IN THE FLORIDA PRIMARY, RUDY GUILIANI HAS DROPPED OUT OF THE PRESIDENTAL RACE. I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPPEN BECAUSE SEISER WHO HAD IMPOUND COURT AT 0900HRS CALLED ME AT 1030HRS ASKED ME TO DRIVE TO OHARE AIRPORT. SOURCES HAVE INFORMED ME THAT SEISER FLEW TO ORLANDO FLORIDA WHERE SEISER MEET WITH RUDY AND CONVINCED HIM TO DROPPED OUT OF THE PRESIDENTAL RACE AND ENDORSE JOHN MCCAIN, PRESIDENT ALSO AT THIS MEETING WERE THE CHAIRMAN OF NRC, NEWT GINCRICH, AND CIA DIRECTOR HAYDEN. ALL AGREEDED THAT SEISER TRULY RUNS IT SO NOW ITS OFFICIAL SEISER HAS ENDORSED JOHN MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT. ALSO RUMORS CONTINUE TO FLY THAT IF MAYOR BLOOMBERG RESIGNS THAT SEISER WILL BE NAMED MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY. AFTER THE MEETING SEISER FLEW BACK TO CHICAGO WHERE I PICKED HIM UP AT THE AIRPORT. SEISER WILL BE WORKING CHA SPECIAL EMPLOYMENT TONIGHT. SEISER YOU HAVE HAD A BUSY DAY.

1/30/2008 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic...

The new Dicks graduated at Navy pier today. Dana gave his last speech as a member of the Chicago Police Dept. Like him or not it was a good speech. The New dicks report to their areas tomorrow.

Good Luck Guys and Gals.

1/30/2008 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Daley, the Alder-Whores, and Co. leading by example....

1/30/2008 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LET THE MAN DO HIS JOB! and stop trying to be superintendant!


It's SuperintendEnt.

1/30/2008 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWIPE IN FOR LT'S ALSO PLEASE
ESPECIALLY IN 014

1/30/2008 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWEET, SIMPLE ARRESTS COMING AT 155AM THANK YOU PLEASE LET US SWIPE

1/30/2008 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I WISH IT WAS SWIPE!!!!

its put your hand on the plate and spread your fingers so the machine can read your print.

now add up all the people that go to the bathroom and DO NOT wash their hands, blow their nose, scratch their body parts etc. you get the message.......

its disgusting what these machine look like after just a few months of use. NOBODY cleans the plates.

city electricians install these units, dept of finance regulates them.

lt's will do sgt's time sgt's will do po's time.

another added job for the police to manage the time of everyone else. there are no more TIMEKEEPERS on the city payroll.

the current time swipe system SUCKS!!

especially the cleanliness part. i smell a lawsuit in the making soon. hopefully before i retire.

1/30/2008 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 1/30/2008 08:49:00 AM hi orv

1/30/2008 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great, now Kenny Chesney is suing the City. It seems he has to re-write his latest song "Shift Work"

"Seven to Three-twentythree. . . Three to Eleven-twentythree. . . . Eleven to Seven-twentythree"

A BIG OLE' PILE OF SHIIIIIIIFT WORK! LMAO!

1/30/2008 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't try to swipe out at the firehouse in Mt. Greenwood. The line is already too long with Water Dept Inspectors.

1/30/2008 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember working a real job before I became the police....You want me to swipe in and out and account for 8 hours..big deal. How about digging ditches and cleaning sewers. If you work on this job it isn't hard to make 80,000 or more and not even break a sweat. Whats wrong with swiping....its not like we have to worry about "job reductions" or plant closings. Stop your bitching


How about I can own the company that digs the ditch. company man.

1/30/2008 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous partnerless and stinky said...

How do they expect me to swipe when I'm still learning how to wipe?

1/30/2008 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

A police who was on his last day of employment prior to his justly due retirement was called down to do a urine test.

After urinating in the plastic specimen jar he secretly dropped an olive into the jar of urine. He handed the jar to the medical section personnel and said, Just so you know today is my last day before retiring and I had a lot to drink last night in celebrating it.

1/30/2008 02:43:00 AM
What is a POLICE? This is Chicago we are the police stop watching TV stupid.

1/30/2008 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone has to swipe, everyone, so calm down boys and girls.

1/30/2008 06:04:00 AM

who are you and where do you get your bullshit? Is the blow dryer on a little too hot? You are an idiot!

1/30/2008 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its not like we have to worry about "job reductions" or plant closings. Stop your bitching

1/30/2008 05:04:00 PM

I stopped worrying about that when I graduated the 8th grade! what about the old "you knew about this when you came on this department" argument??? Applies to everything else you haters try and counter with... where is it now??? I didnt have to swipe when I got on this job so CERTAINLY I should have the right to cry about it now, RIGHT!? So using that ideology, and now that we have that established... I CAN BITCH ABOUT RESIDENCY!!! PLEASE put to rest the "you knew about it back when" response... as we see how RETARDED it is!

1/30/2008 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

waiting for a new thread, SCC so I can praise Suffredin and the other "gun grabbers"... what a stupid fucking term... waiting...

1/30/2008 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new Dicks graduated at Navy pier today. Dana gave his last speech as a member of the Chicago Police Dept. Like him or not it was a good speech. The New dicks report to their areas tomorrow.
1/30/2008 05:54:00 PM

Starks was a class act. He invited the suburban chiefs up to the stage to pass out certificates. He showed everyone respect. His speech was very good. He will be missed.

1/30/2008 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CAPS office will swipe in at Target, Mario Tricoci, Macy's, Starbucks and swipe out at that Adult Toy shop on Mannheim.

1/30/2008 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC. The Department Noticed on swiping faxed throughout the city appears to be a fraud.
a) There is no Dept Notice # affixed.
b) It is unsigned.
c) If it was legit, the Department Notices would have been distributed to all units by now.
d) More than likley an Administrative Fax Message would have been sent from HQ.
Our copy had a fax return number from Area 1 Detective Div.,
Someone deserves a nice pat on the back for sending the entire department into cardiac arrest. Can we all go on the "heart bill" now!

1/30/2008 09:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

You know I love it when you speak Latin. Rawr!!

1/30/2008 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP? any comment? said...
Why isn't the FOP questioning the CPD's contractual ability to issue such a General Order? Wouldn't such a requirement have to be covered by our contract. Such as pay being affected, disciplinary procedures and so on?

1/30/2008 03:00:00 AM

Rest assured that the FOP is watching the situation carefully. Any employer can require you to swipe or punch in or out. Not even FOP can stop that. FOP is watching to see what orders are issued to see if they violate federal labor laws. They will sue to enforce your rights if violated.

1/30/2008 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN IN THE ORDER THAT YOU MAY SHUT OFF YOUR RADIO AT LUNCH.
1/30/2008 11:20:00 AM

YAH....Always....Right on short timer
Impress me with your 18months on the job.

1/30/2008 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Daley swipe? Or is that just silly, silly, silly, silly, silly..

1/30/2008 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my...what is Sgt. D.F. from HoSq gonna do? He comes into work 5 hours late and leaves 2 hours early.

1/30/2008 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous cpd gyno said...

Swiping is only a tempest in a D cup.

1/30/2008 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats ok, i have no problem swiping. i work in a district where we cant check off until 20 after the hr anyways so i will just be sure to fill out a slip and to also be watching for the wc to be sure he isnt flying home early. i would hate to have to send pictures to IAD, because believe me, our WC's NEVER work a full tour

1/30/2008 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yellow slips? We only need those for court and comp time use now. If they are gonna make us swipe, who needs a fricking signature? I was there, I swiped, you told me to, now pay up fuskers! As much as we get denied lunch on Zone 8, it's gonna be great!

1/30/2008 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well now that they are getting this implemented, a sgt in the court section told me about the new system they were told they would be getting. You must log into a computer in the sign in room using your PC #. That way no one can show up late and sign in on time or sign out later than they are there.

1/30/2008 10:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do they expect me to swipe when I'm still learning how to wipe?

------

Ick, so that explains the skid marks on the front seat of the squad. poooeeey

1/30/2008 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

***Some units have already been told they have to swipe in & out. I hope someone has contacted the Union for their input on the matter. Is it 8 hours or 8 1/2 hours? There are going to be yellow slips flying for those who stay 5 minutes after their time. Bosses are gonna shit when they get piled on their desks. I think this will bite them in the ass at some point.

1/30/2008 01:06:00 PM

We got a union? Since when?

1/30/2008 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr Swipe says:

"don't tase me bro"

1/30/2008 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People clam down! Get your facts straight. The rumor is wrong.
The truth is, we have to WIPE in and out, not swipe.

1/30/2008 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Looking for a spot said...

..."How about digging ditches and cleaning sewers"...

What unit is that?

1/30/2008 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous J-FED said...

I'm coming to get you dirty little bastards.

1/30/2008 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was nothing in the CO book in area two

1/30/2008 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SCC. The Department Noticed on swiping faxed throughout the city appears to be a fraud.
a) There is no Dept Notice # affixed.
b) It is unsigned.
c) If it was legit, the Department Notices would have been distributed to all units by now.
d) More than likley an Administrative Fax Message would have been sent from HQ.
Our copy had a fax return number from Area 1 Detective Div.,
Someone deserves a nice pat on the back for sending the entire department into cardiac arrest. Can we all go on the "heart bill" now!

1/30/2008 09:16:00 PM

Great joke but who started it? will kirby be getting her last cr numbers before she is rightfully dumped?

1/30/2008 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not sure if anyone corrected the posters that keep writing that you can not listen to the radio, shut off the radio, or that you can't get a job at lunch.

YOU ARE WRONG. You, by order, must always monitor the radio. The only exclusion is Caps meetings and you must notify COS of it. You have to take all assignments given unless called off by a supervisor. If you get a job at lunch, you just get to take another or put in a slip.

Not sure if this was already posted, I'm not going to read 120 posts of people crying and bitching to see make sure everyone saw the actual order and how wrong they are or if someone else posted a similar comment to this.

Just like the swiping in thing, this will go away until they need it. Not tied to payroll. Just for them to check when they need it or another way for inspectors to check up on people.

1/30/2008 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous pookie & junebug said...

Why da PO-leece be swiping stuff?

1/30/2008 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work tact.. if you want to cal it that lately. I cant wait to swipe! I am on time every day by 20 minutes. I saty 10 15 minutes late about three times a week if we are on days, not getting a slip. The perc's are gone bring the money!

1/30/2008 09:53:00 AM

so damn what you want an award asshat!!!

1/30/2008 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/rnr/557948114.html

the problem with chicago!

1/30/2008 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous retired 29 & a day said...

Anonymous said...
I haven't swiped for months now, and don't plan on doing it.

"Sorry Boss, my card doesn't seem to work."

1/30/2008

No problem officer Go to Personell and get another one
Dont damage this one or there will be a CR for inattention to duty

1/30/2008 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy some of you must be idiots. If you swipe out late, payroll doesn't automatically pay you overtime. Seriously, you can't really think that. You still have to fill out a slip for overtime and it still has to be approved and signed. Payroll isn't going to pay every yahoo 15 min ot if they swipe out at 7 after the hour.

1/30/2008 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They changed the rule where you can swipe out at any machine specifically because of streets and sanitation. Now, the majority of city employees have to swipe out at their "home" location.

1/30/2008 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shows how easy you guys are. It was on the blog it must be true.

1/30/2008 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous TWENTY NINE AND A DAY said...

Anonymous said...
"getting paid to change clothes wont fly"

Sorry 28 &a Day 1/2 wit. That went to the Supreme Court and the plaintiffs won. Even that Facist Judge Sam Alito sided w/them.

Instead of staying abreast of the goings on her on the Blog?
Why don't occupy you time by reading Supreme Court decisions& take your lard ass down to Springfield to complain.
I among many are getting Tired of giving up benefits for YOUR Friggn retiree insurance short term fixes

1/30/2008
HEY DICK SMOKER
NUMBER ONE LEARN HOW TO SPELL

NUMBER TWO I HOPE THAT YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH GET TO RETIREMENT.... OR MAYBE I DONT

NUMBER 3 IF YOU DO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO RETIRE I HOPE YOU DONT GET HEALTH INSURANCE

NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR SHINE BOX

1/30/2008 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can't wait to get stuck by those long freight-trains and traffic jams,when headed in for check-off. A couple a month should add up to a nice Christmas Bonus for me. Oh yeah, and then there's also the handwavers, who deserve every bit of police service possible at 5 minutes before swipe-out time. Cha-Chingggggg!!!!

1/30/2008 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BRING IT!

Let the OT begin. I will just show up early every day and swipe out late, no more side job. Thanks City of Chicago!

1/30/2008 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Russ T. Cuffs said...

Subject: IRISH Joke
A young Irish woman in Joliet, Illinois, was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into the I&M canal. She went
down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a
handsome young American sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off
to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.


I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer,
he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added, "I'll keep you happy,
and you'll keep me happy ."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh
start in Europe would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get
food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said.

"This is the Empress Casino, and we never leave Joliet."

1/30/2008 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous wah wah wah wah, etc said...

dear "totally unreal" you made too much money because your greedy ass worked all the special employment you could get and your old lady did not want to stay at home with the snotRats so she went to work and also made a killing. Welcome to the middle class.

1/30/2008 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

just a little info..at the oemc
if we swipe out earlier than 7 min before the hour..we get docked 15 min

1/30/2008 12:03:00 AM

soo...if ive had enough after, lets say, 5 hours....can i swipe out, get docked, and go home? worth it!!

1/30/2008 11:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Deering Darling said...

On the subject of swiping, sgt eBay is very good at it.

1/30/2008 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jody, It's time to disconnect that time-thief at o'hare. who is she connected to anyway?

1/30/2008 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only swiping I will be doing is after a take a rather large shit.

-Just Swiped

1/31/2008 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea let the people at hq swipe in and out especially during lunch hours and their fridays. thats were j-fed should start first. clear that place out. but sadly he will not. he will just fuck with the lowly blue shirts out there. my god when will the nightmare with this daley machine end???!!!!

1/31/2008 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it really matter? this dept is fucked up beyond repair. this new guy comimg in is the mayors bullshit. i dont know what the future holds but it will be interesting to see where the dept is at say 10-15 years from now. it might be better or it will probably be a living hell. what a shame. thanks daley inc.

1/31/2008 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I accidentally swiped in with my gambling boat VIP card and hit three 7's on the swipe machine!

Anybody know where I have to go to collect my winnings?

1/30/2008 01:13:00 AM

HHAAHHAAA!!!Thanks for the laugh....

1/31/2008 02:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS ONE! Friendly wagers will be accepted.

1/30/2008 01:22:00 AM

AHHHHH...you just lost...read the Department notice today...Please send my funds to FUCKTHISCITY INC.

1/31/2008 02:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swipe in and out...implemented in 1 day? They were smoking something back then and they're smoking something now.

1/30/2008 10:11:00 AM

This shit has been in the works for years now buddy where have you been?!

1/31/2008 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC I sent you info for the DC trip can you post it please?

Thanks

1/31/2008 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Off Topic...

The new Dicks graduated at Navy pier today. Dana gave his last speech as a member of the Chicago Police Dept. Like him or not it was a good speech. The New dicks report to their areas tomorrow.


Yea...... He is the ep-it-tome of a good speech guy! Let me repeat that..... He is the ep-it-tome

1/31/2008 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ture. D.N. 08-02 dated 31 jan 08 signed by Jody P. Weis takes effect immediately and continues till further notice. All department members will swipe in at the start of their tour and swipe out at the end of their tours.

1/31/2008 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right from the order----

a. be granted one 30 minute meal period each watch and will not be subject to radio assignments or required to monitor the radio during the meal period. Such members will, whenever possible,
take their meal periods at the time prescribed by their unit watch
commander. Lunch will normally be taken within the district of
assignment. Unit commanding officers may make exceptions if
conditions warrant. In those instances, lunch may be taken within a reasonable distance in an adjoining district. Meal periods will normally be assigned between two hours after the start of the tour of duty and one and one-half hours before the end of the tour of
duty. Members who are unable to take their meal period during
their prescribed time will notify their supervisor of this fact no later than two hours before the end of the tour of duty.

1/31/2008 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 for 8.5---.. I told a "know it all" cop to start getting late pinch's. If you want me here up to the minute, than I'll make it worth my while. I'll stay a couple hours over and build up my bank account while I'm at it. His reply was "fu** that, I'm going to the watch" I was confused, how does that make any sense? On the watch they make you stay for 8 and then they tell you to go home after 8hrs. On a team you can stay and make over time and they get their stupid numbers. It'll be like going to 10hr days and getting paid OT at the same time. Example: 2nd watch. 0800hrs to 1630hrs then 1630 to 1830. 6 days at 3 hrs a day for 4 weeks = 72hrs (that's possible, far stretch but possible) 72 X 33.97 =$2445.85 (over 1600 a month after taxes) or if you did it 3 days out of the week thats over 800 duckies a month. Mercedes payment, new mouth grill, kids tuition, whatever. All for 2 hrs extra a day or at least 3 days a week. It's easy... just take that shop lifter, piss bum, trespasser, gangster, fake charity collector, job from the watch, hand waver or whatever. I wanna see if I can match 300k a year for being the real police. Just stock up on the blank yellow slips or pink one's.

1/31/2008 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looking for a spot said...
..."How about digging ditches and cleaning sewers"...

What unit is that?

1/30/2008 10:23:00 PM

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That cty department makes more tahn us

1/31/2008 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I work tact.. if you want to cal it that lately. I cant wait to swipe! I am on time every day by 20 minutes. I saty 10 15 minutes late about three times a week if we are on days, not getting a slip. The perc's are gone bring the money!

1/30/2008 09:53:00 AM

so damn what you want an award asshat!!!

1/30/2008 10:46:00 PM

No award assdrink, just you licking my sack!

1/31/2008 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ill start swiping when i have two lt's on my watch and they both swipe.

im just waiting for the first cr#

1/31/2008 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey Richie, fuck you and your swipe.

1/31/2008 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let it fly. It's not going to work with the CPD.

1/31/2008 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After Jody cracks down on the Bull shit, he will be known as
JODY VICE

1/31/2008 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quid pro qui is quis pro quo. Next summer when your in 007 and 008 and your getting 3 jobs stacked at a time and you keep getting your lunch denied or cant get one in put in that slip. Cause you aint getting that half hour on the end on a slow day anymore.If everyone whose been jipped a lunch does that it will cost the city big money.

1/31/2008 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no contract/no swipe

1/31/2008 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How could Jodi sign the order, he's not on the payroll yet. You've all been duped.

1/31/2008 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey IAD, get a CR number on that idiot who forged Jodi's name on that order.

1/31/2008 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Fighter of the Bully said...

I was not the original poster, yet I'm compelled to respond....

1/30/2008
HEY DICK SMOKER
NUMBER ONE LEARN HOW TO SPELL

Thank You Mr.Anonymous Bully. For our next lesson you can enlighten us with punctuation.

NUMBER TWO I HOPE THAT YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH GET TO RETIREMENT.... OR MAYBE I DONT

O Great Swami, may the forces of Karma be upon you.

NUMBER 3 IF YOU DO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO RETIRE I HOPE YOU DONT GET HEALTH INSURANCE

An apple a day...

NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR SHINE BOX

Is this really the best you have? O you poor crab, continue your battle out of the barrel.

1/30/2008 11:23:00 PM

1/31/2008 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my god when will the nightmare with this daley machine end???!!!!

1/31/2008 01:42:00 AM

UH, when you vote him out? You get the gov't you deserve.

1/31/2008 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Quid pro qui is quis pro quo. Next summer when your in 007 and 008 and your getting 3 jobs stacked at a time and you keep getting your lunch denied or cant get one in put in that slip. Cause you aint getting that half hour on the end on a slow day anymore.If everyone whose been jipped a lunch does that it will cost the city big money.

1/31/2008 07:14:00 PM

Makes me wonder if the bashing about the people at HQ is merited, I don't think their lunches are denied, weekends off, they don't get their hands dirty ect ect. It seems they have some something to offer if not brains.

1/31/2008 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personnel doesn't have the authority to impose this oprder without review and signature of the Supt. of Police. Its BOGUS DUDES......

1/31/2008 09:51:00 PM  

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