D'oh!!
Heat + Explosive Device = BANG!
Two young brothers from the Back of the Yards neighborhood were wounded when a loaded handgun hidden inside an oven discharged as the oven was heated, police said.
The boys' older sister turned on the oven to cook Friday afternoon, apparently unaware a parolee had hidden a gun inside, police said.
The woman suddenly heard loud noises coming from the oven, followed by the screams of her bleeding 4-year-old brother, who was shot in a leg. A 12-year-old boy was struck in the forehead by debris caused by the gunshots, police said.
Thank goodness those innumerable gun laws kept a weapon out of the hands of a convicted felon on parole, eh? Because we're sure he only had it around for reasons as pure as the driven snow.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
30 Comments:
certain people should not be granted the privledges of living in this republic because they cannot handle the RESPONSIBILITY !
The Reggio's Pizza they were cooking also was damaged.
With my ex-wife, when we were married, if I wanted to hide something from her, I would put it in the oven or clothes washer. She never used either.
shavedlongcock@yahoo.com
This story is priceless.
did the gun "stove-pipe" when it went off?
Holy Betty Crocker Batman!!!
Was she going to make holiday cookies?
Warm up a pizza or puffs?
Or bake some fresh meat. You could say something positive about this incident at least one of brothers caught the lead...I 'll hate to see anything happen to a good cook.
Was that gun registered?
Maybe they thouth the gun was a chicken.
"Damn," said Big Sis. That's where I usually hide my dopes from my boyfriend the felon!
yeah, I thought that it was illegal to have a handgun in Chicago, no? doubly so for a parolee?
Was the gun hot?
Heard Daley is appointing a blue-ribbon commitee to look into banning ovens.
DAMN ! ANOTHER OBAMA VOTER OUTTA CIRCULATION.
I'm sure she is your ex for alot of reasons cockshaver@asshole.com
Guns don't kill people, OVENs DO!
As an ex-wife...good hiding place! Nothing on my birth-certificate nor marriage license said I had to use either. If I want food I cook and if I want clean clothes, I wash. By the way, I make more money than he did and he cooks better anyway! I dont wait for someone to support me and you shouldnt either.
Signed: A woman raised by a woman supporting her family.
It gives new meaning to, "I'll take extra pepperoni on my Tombstone."
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
sorry I fell asleep waiting for one of the good citizens to ask why CPD didn't prevent this too.
Police discovered that the gun was not registered and it came back HOT.
Now that's a HEATER case!
Shavelongcock, your wife had me hide in shower, because you never used it. ASA Mike
Effective immediately per king daley. All ovens will be registered with the newly created "oven registration unit". Anyone caught in the city without a registered oven will have their oven confiscated and destroyed.
As an ex-wife...good hiding place! Nothing on my birth-certificate nor marriage license said I had to use either. If I want food I cook and if I want clean clothes, I wash. By the way, I make more money than he did and he cooks better anyway! I dont wait for someone to support me and you shouldnt either.
Signed: A woman raised by a woman supporting her family.
3/24/2008 02:01:00 PM
and you'll be the first one to be pissed when he knocks some off from a real woman instead of some shrewish, liberal NOW spouting wanna be. Grow a schlong, wanna be.
Ahhhh. The Pillsbury Shootoff!
Must have been watching Emeril cooking again, "BAM" Ha Ha Ha Ha,
What dumb fucks.
She'll grow a schlong when you finish growing yours. You're not finished, right?
Hey shaved long cock, (I doubt it, at least the long part)sounds like Napoleon syndrome to me. More likely you are one of those men that most people would like to bitch slap after a short meeting.
My favorite part of this story is that I heard it right after someone told me "guns don't hurt people, people with guns do".
Well this gun apparently got pissed because it likes cool, dark places and some twit turned the sauna on.
No Shaniqua, you were supposed to bake a FILE into the cake, not a gun.
Thats how you set a rat trap in the ghetto.
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