Monday, March 24, 2008

D'oh!!

Heat + Explosive Device = BANG!
  • Two young brothers from the Back of the Yards neighborhood were wounded when a loaded handgun hidden inside an oven discharged as the oven was heated, police said.

    The boys' older sister turned on the oven to cook Friday afternoon, apparently unaware a parolee had hidden a gun inside, police said.

    The woman suddenly heard loud noises coming from the oven, followed by the screams of her bleeding 4-year-old brother, who was shot in a leg. A 12-year-old boy was struck in the forehead by debris caused by the gunshots, police said.

Thank goodness those innumerable gun laws kept a weapon out of the hands of a convicted felon on parole, eh? Because we're sure he only had it around for reasons as pure as the driven snow.

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30 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

certain people should not be granted the privledges of living in this republic because they cannot handle the RESPONSIBILITY !

3/23/2008 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Reggio's Pizza they were cooking also was damaged.

3/23/2008 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With my ex-wife, when we were married, if I wanted to hide something from her, I would put it in the oven or clothes washer. She never used either.


shavedlongcock@yahoo.com

3/23/2008 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This story is priceless.

3/23/2008 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did the gun "stove-pipe" when it went off?

3/23/2008 11:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Betty Crocker Batman!!!

Was she going to make holiday cookies?

Warm up a pizza or puffs?

Or bake some fresh meat. You could say something positive about this incident at least one of brothers caught the lead...I 'll hate to see anything happen to a good cook.

3/24/2008 04:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was that gun registered?

3/24/2008 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they thouth the gun was a chicken.

3/24/2008 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Damn," said Big Sis. That's where I usually hide my dopes from my boyfriend the felon!

3/24/2008 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, I thought that it was illegal to have a handgun in Chicago, no? doubly so for a parolee?

3/24/2008 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was the gun hot?

3/24/2008 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard Daley is appointing a blue-ribbon commitee to look into banning ovens.

3/24/2008 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAMN ! ANOTHER OBAMA VOTER OUTTA CIRCULATION.

3/24/2008 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure she is your ex for alot of reasons cockshaver@asshole.com

3/24/2008 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guns don't kill people, OVENs DO!

3/24/2008 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As an ex-wife...good hiding place! Nothing on my birth-certificate nor marriage license said I had to use either. If I want food I cook and if I want clean clothes, I wash. By the way, I make more money than he did and he cooks better anyway! I dont wait for someone to support me and you shouldnt either.

Signed: A woman raised by a woman supporting her family.

3/24/2008 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It gives new meaning to, "I'll take extra pepperoni on my Tombstone."

3/24/2008 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
sorry I fell asleep waiting for one of the good citizens to ask why CPD didn't prevent this too.

3/24/2008 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police discovered that the gun was not registered and it came back HOT.

3/24/2008 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that's a HEATER case!

3/24/2008 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shavelongcock, your wife had me hide in shower, because you never used it. ASA Mike

3/24/2008 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Effective immediately per king daley. All ovens will be registered with the newly created "oven registration unit". Anyone caught in the city without a registered oven will have their oven confiscated and destroyed.

3/24/2008 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As an ex-wife...good hiding place! Nothing on my birth-certificate nor marriage license said I had to use either. If I want food I cook and if I want clean clothes, I wash. By the way, I make more money than he did and he cooks better anyway! I dont wait for someone to support me and you shouldnt either.

Signed: A woman raised by a woman supporting her family.

3/24/2008 02:01:00 PM

and you'll be the first one to be pissed when he knocks some off from a real woman instead of some shrewish, liberal NOW spouting wanna be. Grow a schlong, wanna be.

3/24/2008 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh. The Pillsbury Shootoff!

3/24/2008 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous grimreaper said...

Must have been watching Emeril cooking again, "BAM" Ha Ha Ha Ha,
What dumb fucks.

3/24/2008 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She'll grow a schlong when you finish growing yours. You're not finished, right?

3/25/2008 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey shaved long cock, (I doubt it, at least the long part)sounds like Napoleon syndrome to me. More likely you are one of those men that most people would like to bitch slap after a short meeting.

3/25/2008 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My favorite part of this story is that I heard it right after someone told me "guns don't hurt people, people with guns do".

Well this gun apparently got pissed because it likes cool, dark places and some twit turned the sauna on.

3/26/2008 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Shaniqua, you were supposed to bake a FILE into the cake, not a gun.

3/26/2008 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats how you set a rat trap in the ghetto.

3/26/2008 09:56:00 AM  

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