Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 6:47 AM
The liberals are spreading "it". They want us sick so we blow off voting in November. Hopefully they f**ked up, and spread it too soon!
Putting Your Affairs In Order... A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order."The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting."Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when thingsdon't go so well.In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini." After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.There were some laughs and more martinis.They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end."I've been diagnosed with AIDS."The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends youwere dying of AIDS."The woman said, "I don't want any of those b*tches sleeping with your father after I'm gone." That's "Putting Your Affairs In Order".
I feel your pain. I have it, gave it to my wife. She gave it to her parents. This sucks.
Let it be known, G. Vega fr 010 is a rat. He always will be, and will be in IAD soon enough. It's a shame that this individual is walking among us. Once a rat, always a RAT! Remember that to all of you 010 guys, and Area 4 guys. God bless all but one!
SCC,WISHING YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY,KIDS WILL WIPE YOU OUT EVERY YEAR.
AH HA!!! Thanks for the tip,SCC.Were now reviewing the medical to see whoes on it, bringing us a step closer to who you are!We've narrowed you down to 019. In-terrogations of all 100 of you milingerers home sick(YEA RIGHT), will break this case,and end your reign of terror..........THE FIGHTEN 019,KISS MY GLUTES!!
The stomach bug? WICKED from what i have heard
Get well soon, SCC!(hugs,kisses)
Any info about promotions for dics, Sgt.s, or Lt.s? Dates?
For those that work 011 on midnights. Are you guys specifically told not to do any work? Every time USM 011 no one is down on any sort of stops or anything. However, 015 half the district is down on a narc or hoe arrest.And I'm honestly surprised you all are never in raps, considering how many shootings and shit there is. When you bring up South Side districts half of them are in raps.
stop the deep kissing with ure misses monigue
Hey dont hit the medical man.....they make you come down when you are still sick!!!!!!!!!If Im sick, how the hell can I report to the medical???Damn idiots!!!!!!!
Because we work in filthy conditions. Our water saver sinks allow you to wash your hands for 5seconds (maybe). No ventillation in processing rooms, no sanitizer anywhere and last but not least ....... all the sick homeless just lying all over the place all day and night. Common sense GO WITH DHS OR YOUR OUT.
its been going around,its called the j-virus,oops need another beer ,gotta go.
The Keesing Bandit says---Please let me come over and bring you chicken soup.Now, kees me you fool!!!
Hit the medical for about 6 weeks! Don't feel like you're going to miss anything while you're gone. If I can figure out how to go IOD for "the sniffles", I would! I've seen enough go on IOD for hurting their pride, I figure its my time!
i too ended up sick,,used some my own days so i would'nt hit the med (like a fool) and sure enough had to hit the med. don't come back till 100% better it last days and even weeks!!!! get well soon
avelox, take it.
Anonymous said... i too ended up sick,,used some my own days so i would'nt hit the med (like a fool) and sure enough had to hit the med. don't come back till 100% better it last days and even weeks!!!! get well soon3/21/2008 05:29:00 PMsgt Buffo used two "sickness in family" days then went RDO. what a maroon! who is his boss?
I was sick for a couple days too over furlo nonetheless. It sux. Get Better!!
Grab this tea @ Whole Foods -Yogi Tea Green Tea Triple EchinaceaI haven't been sick at all. Stuff kicks ass but you can't take it if you're on blood pressure meds or pregnant
I don't know what ailment you have, but the headache has been goin on for 2 days and this morning full blown sneezes, coughs, aching body. The dreaded cold of all colds. Happy Easter!BTW: trivia on why easter is early this year.According to Catholic church Easter is always the first Sunday after the full moon following the Spring Equinox. Equinox thur 20th, Full moon fri 21st hence EASTER SUNDAY 23 March. Won't happen again for a long time.
Holy Penicillin Batman!!!Get well brother we can't afford to lose you now. Shit happening too fast...Can't keep up with it allI got this itch in my groin...tells me...something...is about to happen.Here it is...coming....ah....you know they are up to something. I think I might know but should I tell?An avalanche is on the way!
Unsanitary work conditions
After busting my ass for over 20 years I have finally figured it out. Do nothing without a signed complaint.
Get better soon but don't rush the recovery. You'll think you're better and bang it flares up again. I have the same crap and I'm still coughing and sneezing. This is week 3 already!
Whoever is talking about G. vega going to IAD is a idiot. Quiet talking your shit already. A.M. screwed herself when she smacked that little girl that was already cuffed. Maybe if A.M. looked in front of her she would see the monitor with her on it. And no G. vega didn't hand the tape over, the manager did when IAD came knocking when the mother beefed. The only reason he had to testify was because he was the guy that caught the little girl stealing and he was summoned to testify and served by his w/c. If you are on tape you can't deny anything. Is Abbate going to say he didn't punch that bartender? Why should he lose his job for someone else trying to be the big bad police. And no I am not him and no I don't have 2 years on the job. G. Vega word of advise: Fuck those motherfuckers!!!!!004 third watch
There moral is to low. Thats why the maroon wont right a ticket near the grammer skool.
Handwashing is the key. Carry a small bottle of had sanitizer with you at all times. Stay safe and healthy.
A little vapo-rub on your chest will do you good. Can I come over and rub some on you?? (~.~)
376 callback has a bug going from person to person from the commander on down
to 3/21/2008 10:36:00 AMMaybe becuase we handle the jobs and clear right away instead of dogging it for hours. Why don't you look at the time it takes the cars to handle the job and clear or, even better worry bout your own district. We also don't waste time on one baggers We leave that for tru.
Re: G. Vega. How ironic that when a department store, bank, gas station, currency exchange, CTA platform, liquor store, restaurant etc. has a surveillance recording that we need for felony charges, no one is available until 2019 who can get us a copy. But when the police slap a criminal (which in a time when common sense had some pull was not only non-criminal, but good policing) the video is available immmediately.
What's with questioning 011 mid-nights? Has always been known as a working district, and one of the "BEST" watches way back before Captain John Dahlberg in the mid 90's and were bosses. Stay off the computer, keep your nose on your own paper. Try driving by Lotus and Ferdinand, or anywhere on Lockwood and clear a corner. I know you think yoou know what you are doing, because you are the senior man on the car with 2 years on....but come on...basarage 011 mids...NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Now go look up what basarage means>
Go ahead Boy Wonder- Tell!!!!
Listen here guy, We are the real police in 011, and if you can't tell by my Fillmore Ranger gear, forearm tattoos, and pancake holster, just ask me..............................and i'll write it on the bathroom wall or blog.signed,Fillmore Ranger!!! PS 011=Awesome
It might be from looking at that Suntimes picture of Debra Kirby, made many on this job very ill.
To 3/21/2008 10:36:00 AM (011 1st watch hater)Dear 015 1st watch Ranger,Actually, what had happened was someone told them to their amazement, that their paycheck stayed the same, even as their work("narc" and "hoe" arrests as you refer to them as) declined. On top of that, the headaches of CR#s and lawsuits also declined. That being said, many have conceded that the days of being the real police are over. Even though you are a jackass, I'll always have your back brother. Stay safe, and mind your own damn business man!
Anonymous said... Any info about promotions for dics, Sgt.s, or Lt.s? Dates?3/21/2008 10:29:00 AMyes, just heard from good source at 35th street. Sometime this year, they will promote sgt's, LTS and Dic's. Don't know when but this year there will be promtions. Hang in there and read this daily for update news. In the meantime, get a life.
The problem with 376 is that every Bug is a Rat!
What's with bashing 015 and lotus and ferdinand?? Did anywhere in the post did it say they were from 015. No, it said they were usm the district. Maybe u should worry about clearing corners on cicero and jackson. Fighting 015
Hope you are feeling better SCC.
IF YOU GET THAT FLU , GET TO A DOCTOR AND HIT THE MEDICAL. THIS IS NO JOKE. DETECTIVE IN JOLIET DIED FROM IT . DONT BE A HERO.
And no I am not him and no I don't have 2 years on the job. G. Vega word of advise: Fuck those motherfuckers!!!!!004 third watch3/21/2008 08:22:00 PMNo sir, fuck the rat G. Vega and fuck you for defending him. Stay in 10 and in 004 you two pieces of shit. 008 3rd watch