Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Uniform Infractions

Anyone want to let Doty and Crump-Hales know that in their official Department photos published on the website, they are wearing the Democratic National Convention pins upside down?

And if the Inspection Division could start SPAR proceedings tomorrow? We know you guys are looking for a couple of cheap movers, especially BB. Thanks.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

But when they looked down at their own chest or looked in the mirror, it looked fine to them.

I'd expect nothing less from these two examples of our our best and most qualified to lead!

4/30/2008 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone who worked it have pictures of them? I'd love to see them. We've searched through a gazillion a can find nary a one. anyone? Everyone was taking pics and I know commanders wouldn't wear phony awards right? SCC would probably post them.

4/30/2008 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous westside, inside do-nothing said...

Let them poor bosses slide on this one, SCC. I, for one, reported to work today with white socks on, no belt keepers, cordura magazine pouch, pancake holster that looks like I grow tomatoes in it, boots that haven't seen polish in over a year, exposed handcuffs, no mace (or whatever they call actually call it), and a five-'o-clock shadow that would put George Clooney to shame. Oh yeah, almost forgot...today was my Friday, so the sarge gave me an early duck w/o asking for a slip. What's next is our secret, SCC...I drank 2 beers on the way home that I had on ice in the back seat of my car that I've been parking at work with expired plates and a Burbank City sticker. Keep that between us, will ya? I double-dog dare JFed to come get me. Or maybe i should say double-cat dare.

4/30/2008 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If BB is big bird mcmahon, they are safe, he is too busy fucking with area 5 to go to the bad neighborhoods to find anything to write up. If I ever get stopped by him, my 1st question will be," mr. inspector, how many awards and ribbons do you have ?" I'd be curious how many him or any other inspector have (not counting the ones that everyone gets by virtue of being on the job during a time of interest...ie. democratic national convention) that he has to fuck with the guys and gals that are on the streets everyday and night. This is the department that they wanted. They got it !

4/30/2008 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

speaking of uniform and appearance standards.......why can m/1 officers wear their hair in a thick braided form halfway down their back and no supervisor will say anything?

4/30/2008 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Crump-Hales, she is just falling to Crumbs.

4/30/2008 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How low is this Command staff going to take morale?

4/30/2008 04:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SNICKER. Reminds me of the first photo published of Dana the day he was promoted to 1st Deputy. He had some shit upside down too. LOL

4/30/2008 04:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The pins are correct. The Commanders are upside-down.

4/30/2008 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, do you think anyone really cares how they are wearing a worthless pin on their uniforms? It's bad enough when you allow people to post petty comments; your 'core'
Patrons here don't need YOU to follow their trashy act.

4/30/2008 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's great. Nothing like wearing your party affiliation on your Department Uniform. I wounder what would happen if I tried to wear a GOP pin in a department photo. Then again... I forgot... the rules only apply to some. Do as I say, not as I do.

4/30/2008 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our leaders et the example on what rules apply to us and not to them! Rock on. Cant wait to see the BS awards stuff at St.judes

4/30/2008 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

joe berry was in 003 the past 2 days, doing nothing but shootin the shit and being a decent guy.

4/30/2008 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how bout i wear my military medals and put all the bosses to shame. after my spring break in iraq i'm sure our gutless bosses wouldn't even know what a combat action is.

4/30/2008 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's great. Nothing like wearing your party affiliation on your Department Uniform. I wounder what would happen if I tried to wear a GOP pin in a department photo. Then again... I forgot... the rules only apply to some. Do as I say, not as I do.

4/30/2008 08:06:00 AM


????????????? HEY ROOKIE DUMBASS

The DNC was here in Chicago in 1996. Didn't your high school teachers mention it? it has nothing to do with party affiliation (Although you can bet they are both democrats) It was a gimme ribbon from the department.

4/30/2008 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone want to let Doty and Crump-Hales know that in their official Department photos published on the website, they are wearing the Democratic National Convention pins upside down?

Anyone have a link for the "new commander" pics ?

Retired

4/30/2008 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The pins are correct. The Commanders are upside-down.

4/30/2008 05:34:00 AM

LMAO !

4/30/2008 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, do you think anyone really cares how they are wearing a worthless pin on their uniforms? It's bad enough when you allow people to post petty comments; your 'core'
Patrons here don't need YOU to follow their trashy act.

4/30/2008 06:37:00 AM

Yes, Blunt One, most of us care. Why? Because unlike most DemoRats we are true Americans and we believe in the rule of law. You see, you obviously are a DemoRat because the first thing they wanna do is censor things like "petty comments." DemoRats created political correctness. Thanks to DemoRats, a double standard exists when it comes to race. Besides, Pretty Boy, if it's so trashy here, why are you here? Gotcha!!!!

4/30/2008 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those of you worked for Crump Hales(2nd dst Mids), know the story, at roll call a po produced a bb gun at weapons inspection that was not caught by the illustrious w/c in fcat she commented on how clean the weapon was. The kicker is that the bb gun was a HK USP 45 knock off and not one of the authorized firearms at the time...lost money to that po on the bet..still she wasnt bad to work for

4/30/2008 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It shows the great police work they did..You are looking in the wrong place,try next where thier balls use to be..cooter said hey

4/30/2008 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

god d*%n america? what church do they belong to?

4/30/2008 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You want to see uniform infractions come to St, Judes and see all the gangster police with there hats turned tothe side, braids down there backs and beards and mustaches who never get challenged by an inspector. Why? because they are afraid of the fall out for making some officers follow the rules, while others are written up continuously.
What a disgrace. I just tell myself we don't work for the same department.

4/30/2008 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Doty received an oak leave cluster for his rainbow ribbon?

4/30/2008 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 4/30/2008 01:25:00 AM

A/5? Are you kidding me? He spends 99.387597% in A/2! He probably vacations in A/5!

4/30/2008 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahahahahahahahaahahahah, I love the CPD

4/30/2008 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People in 003 observed this weeks ago with her pictures in the station. Was wondering how long it would take someone to figure out.

4/30/2008 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

speaking of uniform and appearance standards.......why can m/1 officers wear their hair in a thick braided form halfway down their back and no supervisor will say anything?

4/30/2008 02:07:00 AM

Seen a guy from TRU the other nite in his BDU's with long greasy braid/jery curls coming out of his cap with a scruffy looking beard, what an embarrassment, how can any supervisor not take a long look at this knucklehead w/out saying something...a few years back in Public Housing a big deal was made out of a P.O. with long dread-locks think it even mads the media, a certain Sgt.had the balls to tell him to cut it or face disciplinary action and P.O. won the battle(both individuals M-1's so no race b.s. here)

4/30/2008 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trouble with the SPAR process is they will gig the photographer for 'inattention to duty' and 'bringing discredit upon the department', not the Exempt ranks, because, after all, they are exempt.....

4/30/2008 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The pins are correct. The Commanders are upside-down.

4/30/2008 05:34:00 AM"


So true.

4/30/2008 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How low is this Command staff going to take morale?

4/30/2008 04:02:00 AM"


Until we all speak Chinese.

4/30/2008 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of uniforms; my money says you will see J-Fed and his "Carpetbaggers" wearing CPD uniforms at the St. Jude March. Any bets out there?

4/30/2008 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of Democratic Convention Ribbons, where the hell is my ribbon from the real convention, 1968. That is why the behaved in 1996, cause they didn't forget the slapping around they took 28 years earlier. THinking about it now, boy, it still feels good.

Anyway, where is my ribbon? YOU COWARDS.

4/30/2008 04:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please post the photos before they are taken down. Would love to see this faux paux.

4/30/2008 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

REMINDS ME OF A P.O I KNOW THAT WHILE IN THE ST JUDE PARADE HE WAS OBSERVED W/O HIS TIE ON AND THEY BLEW UP THE PHOTO (U KNOW THE ONE THEY WOULD TAKE ON MICHIGAN AVE) AND ASKED THE COMMANDER WHO THE P.O. WAS AND NATURALLY GAVE HIM UP WITH A SPAR FORM TO GO WITHIT

4/30/2008 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sad thing is she has two ribbons Dummy-crat convention and Crime reduction. Even know she has not arrested a person in decades. I love this new department. Maybe the militant b-atch wore that ribbon like that on purpose. Maybe she goes to rev. Wrongs church!

4/30/2008 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, do you think anyone really cares how they are wearing a worthless pin on their uniforms? It's bad enough when you allow people to post petty comments; your 'core'
Patrons here don't need YOU to follow their trashy act.

4/30/2008 06:37:00 AM

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It's one more small example of how morons with absolutely no knowlege of the law or the rules of the department are actually the people in charge.

4/30/2008 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also:

Spar , photo unit people for entry, supv for signing off on it, and j-goof

4/30/2008 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You want to wear your hair in a thick braid? No? well than ask the m/1 or just STFU and take care of yourself!! bitch!

4/30/2008 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
speaking of uniform and appearance standards.......why can m/1 officers wear their hair in a thick braided form halfway down their back and no supervisor will say anything?

4/30/2008 02:07:00 AM

probably the same reason that m/2 officers can wear they hair sticking straight up on the top of their head spiked with gel.

4/30/2008 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous J Doty Commander Esq said...

That wasn't a 1996 ribbon...that's a I 69 ribbon....
you silly silly boys!
CIAO!

4/30/2008 10:11:00 PM  
Blogger wagonman said...

DIFFERENT RULES , DIFFERENT WORK ETHICS. THE ENEMY IS WITHIN.

4/30/2008 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats the order on hair color? Ever see that F in 001 who dyes her hair the same color as a baboons ass?

4/30/2008 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what P.O. @ 18th & state has a huge decal on the back of his/her pickup of a lil boy going pee pee on King Daley? funny shit!

4/30/2008 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what P.O. @ 18th & state has a huge decal on the back of his/her pickup of a lil boy going pee pee on King Daley? funny shit!

4/30/2008 11:53:00 PM

That's just crazy cooter he is a no shit taking kick ass copper from the old sos days this guy has balls enough to drive by daley's house with that shit too funny!

5/01/2008 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better yet look at the fat asses that he promoted, yea he is serious about fitness! "Another donut please"!

5/01/2008 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the proper way to wear a flag patch on one's shoulder sleeve?

Left Flag
Right or "reversed field" flag


General David PetraeusTo wear our country's flag properly, the field of stars is worn closest to your heart. Further, when worn on the sleeve of a military uniform, the flag should appear to be advancing and not retreating. Thus, if your patch is to be worn on your LEFT sleeve, use a left flag (normal). For patches worn on your RIGHT sleeve, use a "right" or "reversed field" flag.

Since the Flag Rules do not specifically address the positioning of the patch, a decision is left to the discretion of the organization prescribing the wear. Some elect to use the "left" flag on both sleeves. [Note: many states and cities have ordinances pertaining to the use of the flag; you may wish to contact the Attorney General of your state or the City Attorney's office regarding this matter.] If you are planning to wear only one patch, it is recommended that you wear a "left" flag on your left sleeve.

Military guidelines specify that in support of joint or multi-national operations (as in Iraq), the "right" flag is worn on the right sleeve (see picture), 1/4" below the shoulder seam or 1/8" below any required unit patches. (Class A uniform excepted.)

Some people find the "right flag" disrespectful of the flag and some are calling it the "wrong flag." They seek to gain support to encourage a change in the regulations to always use a "left flag" even on a right sleeve.

5/01/2008 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Whats the order on hair color? Ever see that F in 001 who dyes her hair the same color as a baboons ass?

4/30/2008 11:26:00 PM"


And you would know the color of a baboon's ass how?

5/01/2008 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Whats the order on hair color? Ever see that F in 001 who dyes her hair the same color as a baboons ass?

4/30/2008 11:26:00 PM"

i'll bet there are plenty more, but personally saw another one while going to payroll. she's on west end of 3rd floor in hq. told she is sworn working days with weekends off, so every minute she's there, the bosses are there. bitch has hair the same color as BOZO THE CLOWN. goofy bitch! the bossess must be blind.

5/01/2008 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the DNC ribbon should be worn in the upper left hand side of the ribbon pattern. the field of stars should always be upper left. i checked my old boy scout handbook.

5/02/2008 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your answer to who is the copper at 18th & State, He works in the 1st district, I worked with him in Special Operations and he thinks he is the best cop in the world and to you who think he has big balls, because he has a piss on Daley decal on his truck are mistaken, this guy is a class A Idiot, HE likes to work but is dangerous, someday he will get someone hurt big time, he thinks he knows everything and can't take direction from anyone, not because he has balls, its just because he is dumb and has no thought process, Cooter thinks the world owes him something but in reality, he is lucky to still be on this job, he couldn't do anything else in life and givew him time, he will blow this job, It was just a matter of time before they would have dumped him anyway, I was a front office worker and you couldn't believe the stupid Shit he pulled, If he ever met Daley he would kiss his ass and bow, FUCK YOU COOTER

5/07/2008 06:27:00 PM  

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