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- Kraft Foods Inc. has reformulated several of its Kool-Aid drinks and launched a new Kool-Aid water beverage to revitalize the brand and bring it more in line with Kraft's nutritional guidelines.
The company said it added antioxidant vitamin E to its sugar-sweetened Kool-Aid formula and changed its formula for its Kool-Aid Singles so that one packet can be used to flavor 17 ounces of water. Previously, two packets were needed.
Northfield-based Kraft also said its sugar-free Kool-Aid products have been reformulated to taste closer to regular unsweetened Kool-Aid.
Along with the slightly altered taste, bosses may notice mild disturbances to the digestive process as their bodies adapt to the new formula. Increased flatulence, along with previously observed testicular shrinkage, has been observed in lab rats consuming the Kool-Aid. Spontaneous increases in the tissue surrounding the pectoral musculature has been eliminated.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:32 AM
51 Comments:
SCC: You are a fuckin' HOOT!
Jody Weis Facts:
Jody Weis beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Jody Weis doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Jody Weis once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
Jody Weis' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
Jody Weis can clap with one hand.
The lemonade is my favorite.
26may08 - 008 3rd watch - Lt. Carson E. does a stand-up roll call/inspection on Memorial Day against G.O. Lt. C.E. then asks one P.O. "where is your hat?" and the P.O responds, "in my car." Lt. C.E. they tells P.O. to go get it. The entire watch stands at attention while P.O. makes the trip across 63rd st to get his hat. While P.O. is gone Lt. C.E. relates to the watch that the reason for the holiday inspection is punishment because on the previous day 25may, bt. 822 turned in their humper (daily activity log) with no activity. He then carries on to say that he personally gave Bt 822 a command to pick up activity because aldermen were beefing to which Bt. 822 did nothing.
27may08 - 008 3rd watch - Lt. Carson E. passes out new updated humpers (daily activity logs) to all beat and rapid cars and relates that officers must complete them every single day or suffer serious consequences. He then tells the entire watch that they must increase their activity in order to stay on their cars. He says that he will personallly check to see that nobody puts bullshit numbers on the humpers. He concludes by saying that activity is way down on 3rd watch and that it is not going to be tolerated.
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Hey Carson, maybe if you stopped denying time off on the weekends somebody might do some work for you. jerkoff! Did you get a phone call from your clout (madigan and burke) about the work slowdown in your district? I think so. Maybe you should add 6 inches to your pants, curl your mustache, and go out there and do some police work for yourself instead of strutting around the station making pervert comments to every female in the place.
Oh!, Jeez! please dont take my precious afternoon spot on a beat car in the 008 district away from me! Oh, heavens no!!
It is the "Blue Flu". The whole department is catching it. Morale is shit. No contract. Put your blinders on and enjoy the warm weather, Cause its gonna get ugly this summer. Yeah, i might make an arrest or two this summer but only on the days when its over 100 degrees and then milk the arrest for 5 hours in the air conditioned station. Tie that in with a lunch and a gas-up and call it a day.
JUST DRINK THE KOOL-AID AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!
If you dont like it you can drink non lake michigan water.keep voting democratic and keeping me and my family in nice jobs that I know nothing about you suckers.Laugh as you drive to and from work while I have city gas in a city car.Im in charge.Im a leader and I won the war.Kiss my ring
" im already on an 1800 car... how much worse can it get.. so my activity remains...zero!!!"( 008)
Oh my god is this what we have become? Hey try 1st watch in 003, or working for Capt CW, or digging a ditch for a living.... if your going to cry like a bitch go buy a fuck'en dress!
The Dept will offer detox for car 47
Guys some times we are our own worst enemy. I was out recently and had to listen to a Sgt from 011 now at callback tell war stories at the top of his voice. My friends who are not the police were looking at me like what the fuck is wrong with the "your buddy". This Sgt is some do nothing and maybe you should use your head and assume when talking in public everyone is listening.
I'm guessing the reverends haven't adapted to the new Kool-Aid flavor yet. That would explain their silence regarding the violence that is growing in the "comrunity".
mommy mommy the bad lt made me wear my hat and stand up for roll call on a holiday
call the new superintendent mommy
if you don't like 8 transfer out
here's one shocker for you SCC - from Northwestern's paper. Daley getting an honorary doctorate of law AND giving the commencement speech. You kow what a great public speaker he is, and a geat man of LAW to boot.
http://www.northbynorthwestern.com/2008/05/10813/seniors-express-annoyance-and-ambivalence-about-daley/
Hey Carson, maybe if you stopped denying time off on the weekends somebody might do some work for you. jerkoff! Did you get a phone call from your clout (madigan and burke) about the work slowdown in your district? I think so. Maybe you should add 6 inches to your pants, curl your mustache, and go out there and do some police work for yourself instead of strutting around the station making pervert comments to every female in the place.
Oh!, Jeez! please dont take my precious afternoon spot on a beat car in the 008 district away from me! Oh, heavens no!!
It is the "Blue Flu". The whole department is catching it. Morale is shit. No contract. Put your blinders on and enjoy the warm weather, Cause its gonna get ugly this summer. Yeah, i might make an arrest or two this summer but only on the days when its over 100 degrees and then milk the arrest for 5 hours in the air conditioned station. Tie that in with a lunch and a gas-up and call it a day.
5/28/2008 05:44:00 AM
Oh Boy I am so worried! Dump me off my car? Hey carson when you worked with mantia back in the day 008 was a great place to work now it is englewood west! WTF! Cut the bullshit! activity is low and guess what it will go lower! Maybe burke needs another driver? This is not a reflection on you but in how we are being treated! It is a new day we are all educated and there is nothing you can do, oh sorry 005 is looking for a tact Lt! Bring it on!
Are they offering celery flavor yet??
5/28/2008 05:44:00 AM
My Hat? Where is your hat? Where is your vest sir? You were in the Marines what is your MOS?
RE: TIME MAGAZINE
"Wait until Time Magazine has a CPD Star on it with the title "National Disgrace." Wait until posts on this blog are discussed on the national Sunday news shows. Wait until there is a national calling for a federal takeover of the Chicago Police Department, not because of corruption, but because of ineptitude."
5/27/2008 08:16:00 PM
You must be a future merit pick genius. What do you think the biggest complaint is? If you haven't noticed, the department is a digrace. The city is more worried about racial makeup of its police force than it's qualifications. When I was in the academy 10 yrs ago I had a 40 y/o, 5 foot female in my class who couldn't speak understandable english and was shooting a solid 30% percent at the range the day before qualifications. How she magically started shooting 70% in one day is a joke. This is the same class that had one of it's class commanders disappear for several days because he went on a crack binge. Many on the department aren't qualified to work at burger king and wouldn't last a week in the private sector. These hired morons then go on to be promoted lacking the most important qualification of all... COMMON SENSE!!!
ATTENTION: IMPOSTOR ALERT!
On 5/27, an impostor posted using a third party's moniker ("Capt. Bucko") without his/her consent.
For particulars, see my 5/28 post about 9:58 AM on thread entitled "Time Magazine Covers J-Fed"
As SCC has oft noted, poseurs with hidden agendas often post anonymous bullshit.
Obviously, you, the reader, must sort the wheat from the chaff at this site.
Meanwhile, back to the NEW Kool-Aid. Could it be the same as the OLD Kool-Aid?
I remember Lt. C E when he was a PO in the 017th district. Got dumped off of midnight tac and was put on a watch. I guarantee you, he was no "Ball of Fire".
Anonymous said...
The "communities" that continue to come under fire and suffer losses at the hands of gang bangers have only themselves to blame.
It's certainly not uncommon to see the wailing and wringing of hands along with the 8th grade graduation photo and interviews with family members when someone gets killed.
The heart of the problem is that those same people who scream and cry and tell everybody about the great loss are the ones that tell YOU as police officers that they "Didn't see nothin", "I just came out."
What did Malcom X say about chickens coming home to roost? The reason good neigborhoods are good neighborhoods is because THOSE places have a senes of "COMMUNITY."
If I see someone commit a crime I call police. If I see my neighbor victimzed I help them.
The "seudo-community" loves to have peace rallys and marches but does nothing of substance to help eliminate crime from their neighborhood.
The no snitching, head-in-the sand, police-as-enemies mentality
has come back to haunt them and they are doomed.
5/27/2008 10:28:00 AM
EXCELLENT POST!
Let the truth be told!!!
where my puddin pops?
008th district is "in on too?" i love it!!! they can't make you do anything. burn baby, thx daley and all the scum that run this city. hope you enjoyed your GD parade. BLUE FLU is catching on
Re:
26may08 - 008 3rd watch - Lt. Carson E. does a stand-up roll call/inspection on Memorial Day
Boy would it be funny if you guys all turned in empty humpers tonight.
Sometimes with all the radio calls and riding on jobs the day actually does go by without me being able to get anything to actually turn in, but in reality i'm working my butt off out there. So screw these bosses.
If a car's a dog car, then deal with them and them alone. But to punish the whole watch b/c of one car is juvenile. A good boss would deal with those cars individually and thank the rest of you for coming into work everyday and doing anything at all in today's climate.
Hey Carson, maybe if you stopped denying time off on the weekends somebody might do some work for you. jerkoff! Did you get a phone call from your clout (madigan and burke) about the work slowdown in your district? I think so. Maybe you should add 6 inches to your pants, curl your mustache, and go out there and do some police work for yourself instead of strutting around the station making pervert comments to every female in the place.
Oh!, Jeez! please dont take my precious afternoon spot on a beat car in the 008 district away from me! Oh, heavens no!!
It is the "Blue Flu". The whole department is catching it. Morale is shit. No contract. Put your blinders on and enjoy the warm weather, Cause its gonna get ugly this summer. Yeah, i might make an arrest or two this summer but only on the days when its over 100 degrees and then milk the arrest for 5 hours in the air conditioned station. Tie that in with a lunch and a gas-up and call it a day.
5/28/2008 05:44:00 AM
Blue flu??? wtf? this aint even close to a blue flu!!! You ass hats need remember what the CFD did years ago! And for you 2 year wonder fucks, too young to remember, just ask someone with some time on the job. Now slow down,,,I know we cant strike, but just look how those guys stood together and stuck it to the city. we need to ALL stand together and do the same!!! If it means not getting time due for a weekend denied cuz some boss is a tool...then fine. its a short term sacrifice, for a long term gain!!!! Seriously,,,there are still some northside "cops", i mean employees, still goin and getting their movers & parkers so they dont lose their precious spot or car!!! Fuck that! Id rather walk than give some boss his tickets, or some cocksucking alderman his "activity"!!!! Its time to unite & be blue together!!! Peace out!
One more thing... nothing against the CFD, but didnt they get their parade, to honor their fallen brothers right on roosevelt rd. mid morning!!!! WTF! We get ours hidden behind an empty stadium, out of the way from everyone!!! Is that anyway to honor our fallen??? Just another slap in the face that the city is giving us!!! THE TIME IS NOW!!!! How much more are we going to take!?? Instead of being known as the generation of cops that gave in to the the King, the reverends, the system, & the "man", wouldnt we want to be known as the generation of cops that fought the system & WON! If not for ourselves, then do it for our children & our grandchildren....(God help them if they come on this job). I hope you get the point!!!!! it scares me to think of where we will be one year from now. Instead of doing what the city wants us to do to honor our fallen, we need to do what we want to do!!! A fuckin parade right down michigan av, with a rally at D*ley fuckin plaza!!!!! Every other freakin group gets thier day, how bout we get ours!!! And let the freak show cyborg J-fed, and the other idiot brass stare at each other from the stupid trailer on the lake front!!! Honor our fallen with some dignity, because the city doesnt!
oh and if we dont get checked of for spring inspection??? Fuck em. it wont kill ya to put it on in roll call...let em fuckin spar me!!!
5/28/2008 05:44:00 AM
1.bring your hat to roll call
2.stand up roll call is at the discretion of the bosses on holidays
3.fill out a humper. It takes 2 seconds
4.put 30 min foot on a check off sheet. You must have stood somewhere for a while
Jeez. I don't work in 8 (thank god), don't know the story behind this, but come on, this is not hard stuff. Wear the uniform and fill out the bs sheets. its a lot easier in the long run. If you wnat to make a statement for time due denial, try locking a bunch of people up AT CHECKOFF TIME, so he has to PAY YOU ON A HOLIDAY. Or hit the medical. Food for thought.
of all the people that have been ripped to shreds on this blog it is amazing that a horses ass like earnest made it under the radar this long
Any PO'S go to the meeting at wright college? Any good info????
Jody Weis can cure cancer with his tears. The only problem is Jody never cries.
5/28/2008 05:44:00 AM
You guys in 008 need something to do...let me know...I'm sure it's a crime to leave a cooler of beer...I meant pop...with no one around to consume it. I could use some help with that, especially on 3rd watch.
I have no reason to question the veracity of the statements about LT C. Earnest, but can someone else verify this???
I only ask because it does not sound like the guy I worked WITH, on the watch, 12 years ago in 8. maybe time changed him, and maybe being a boss changed him.
If so, I am saddened that "one of us" could so easliy become "one of them" .
Merit or not, do you have to sell your WHOLE soul to the devil??
Congrats to the 8th dist. 3rd watch, hang in there boys and girls, and don't do a fu**ing thing for that piece of shit boss carson turdmaster. Maybe he will get dumped to another dist. (16)!
What is going on in the 16th district 3rd watch? Two officer apprehend a subject for murder and are chastised by the Capt and Sgt. for doing their job. Then the wonder why crime is up and moral is down.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Lt. C. E. What a joke. How is it possible to receive a shakman settlement after he was promoted to sgt and Lt meritoriously. He then had a phone call to be placed back into a district he worked as a p.o. and sgt. Serious consequences. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Humpers! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
He better drive around and find arrests and tickets for me to write cause my eye’s aren’t as good as they used to be.
A tad off topic - but well within the Kool Aid realm. A little bird at 35th Street told me that the Mayor's new snitch Chief of Staff Michael Masters has been approved by some lame board in Springfield to be the POLICE. Can anyone confirm this to be true? If it is we are for sure doomed this time. Weis - Brust - Masters - who next Alderman Carothers? WTF is this Department doing to itself!!!!
FOOLS! The secret ingrediants in the CPD Kool-Aid never changes. It's kinda tangy and nutty.
TANGY= from the piss that they douse up your head with so they can tell you it's raining.
NUTTY= purified testies from Exempts,Captains, and other merit promotess who must surrender them to be part of the good ol boys club.
So keep on guzzling it down while the morale goes down the shitter with the rest of the City of Shitcago, straight to the bowls of hell in a FBI made handbasket. You know that basket that King Richie put all our pensions eggs in. And guess what it has no bottom.
"Please disperse there's nothing to see here. Please."
"Yeah, i might make an arrest or two this summer but only on the days when its over 100 degrees and then milk the arrest for 5 hours in the air conditioned station. Tie that in with a lunch and a gas-up and call it a day."
WTF??
How many worthless pieces of shit like this do you guys have on the job?
Why is the bigger question!
Or is this normal for a CPD cop?
Last time I looked you were getting paid to do a job. And if I'm not mistaken you swore an oath to do it. If thats what your word is worth I feel for you. And save yourself the hassle of writing some cry baby responce I've had enough of the site I won't be coming back.
The Kool-Aid can not keep the masses sedated any longer, the train is off the tracks.
Watchout folks,it keeps getting worse!!!
Down over 500 guns,1000+ arrests,1000's of parkers and movers and NOBODY thinks there is something seriously amiss on the CPD???
5/28/2008 05:44:00 AM
Lt. Carson sounds like a jagoff. I feel ya.
this is a suggestion for the 008/3rd watch to plan a "BLUE FLUE" date, and be prepared to video tape roll call the following day when carson is w/c. show his illegal threats and rantings for the world to observe! Where u ask? load in onto U-TUBE.....
He then tells the entire watch that they must increase their activity in order to stay on their cars. He says that he will personallly check to see that nobody puts bullshit numbers on the humpers. He concludes by saying that activity is way down on 3rd watch and that it is not going to be tolerated.
Having worked in 008 the sad part is that little bitches will pick up their activity because they are afraid of losing there cars. Stick together he cant move everyone.
nonymous said...
"Yeah, i might make an arrest or two this summer but only on the days when its over 100 degrees and then milk the arrest for 5 hours in the air conditioned station. Tie that in with a lunch and a gas-up and call it a day."
WTF??
How many worthless pieces of shit like this do you guys have on the job?
Why is the bigger question!
Or is this normal for a CPD cop?
5/28/2008 05:54:00 PM
Sounds pretty normal to me. The thirty-something guys I work with sound like a gaggle of whiny, lazy old women.
day we are all educated and there is nothing you can do, oh sorry 005 is looking for a tact Lt! Bring it on!
5/28/2008 09:23:00 AM
NOPE!!!
We got one, and a GOOD ONE too!
You can keep LT C.E. - do not want him here in the ghetto.
Of course, he CAN NOT be any owrse then Lil' Wade, "I gotz two degress and a PHD from an online school - and NO CLUE" Ingram.
"WTF??
How many worthless pieces of shit like this do you guys have on the job?
Why is the bigger question!
Or is this normal for a CPD cop?
5/28/2008 05:54:00 PM"
Direct all of your queries to:
Mayor Richard 'M for Motherfucker' Daley
He has ALL the answers, just ask him, he'll tell you.
"Last time I looked you were getting paid to do a job. And if I'm not mistaken you swore an oath to do it. If thats what your word is worth I feel for you. And save yourself the hassle of writing some cry baby responce I've had enough of the site I won't be coming back.
5/28/2008 06:14:00 PM"
Promise?
You were in the Marines what is your MOS?
5/28/2008 09:24:00 AM
Toilet scrubber.
After 35 years of service, Sam Christian is retiring. If your schedule permits, please join us for a luncheon in his honor from 1100 to 1400 hours in the 025th District auditorium on Thursday, 12 June 2008. A long and successful career needs to be celebrated. We hope to see you there.
Anonymous said...
"WTF??
How many worthless pieces of shit like this do you guys have on the job?
Why is the bigger question!
Or is this normal for a CPD cop?
5/28/2008 05:54:00 PM"
Direct all of your queries to:
Monique the mouth. She knows as much as you do about police. Warning tickets, gang permits and muzzle movement.
Sea salt is the newest flavor,very popular with bosses.
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