Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Anyone Missing a Foot?

A few months ago, we wrote about a number of human feet washing up on Canadian shores. They were all right feet and appeared to be size 12. Last we heard, there had been three. Evidently, they're up to five now and the latest is a left foot:
  • VANCOUVER, British Columbia - Yet another human foot has washed up along the British Columbia coast.

    Police in southwestern British Columbia say a left foot was found partially submerged in water on Westham Island, south of Vancouver, Monday morning.

    It's the fifth foot in less than a year that has washed up on shorelines along islands in British Columbia
No word if they're starting to match up pairs. We know it's not really Chicago Police related, but we'd love to hear what everyone thinks is going on in Canada.

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37 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, That's "My Left Foot."
Sorry,
Too easy!!!!

6/17/2008 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heres some foot humor...
Guy trying to go to the urologists office accidentally walks into the podiatrists office...nurse tells him "go behind the curtain and stick it through"
The man complies, and the nurse screams "that's not a foot!!"
The man replies "I didn't know there was a minimum."

6/17/2008 04:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You put your left foot,
You take your left foot out.
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and
You turn yourself around.
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

You put your right foot in,
You take your right foot out.
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and
You turn yourself around.
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

Everybody now! OK, forget it.

6/17/2008 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like some supervisors where breaking a foot off in someones ass

6/17/2008 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

The feet were taken from corpses. Take it to the bank.

6/17/2008 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOOT FETISH???

6/17/2008 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought we figured this out already...they're still looking for the money train!

6/17/2008 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its the Ice Cream truck killer!

6/17/2008 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU'RE SICK JOKESTER!

6/17/2008 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy let's dance Batman!!!

One, two, three, one....

6/17/2008 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"british columbia police are asking for the public to give them a hand in this situation..."

6/17/2008 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heres some foot humor...

AWESOME!

6/17/2008 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hunting accidents

6/17/2008 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ya hey dare kinuks.

6/17/2008 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's something afoot in Vancouver. Maybe some folks weren't toeing the line. Perhaps they ran afoul of their arch enemy.

No matter, I'm sure the culprit will be brought to heel.

6/17/2008 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't Canada the home of the Blackfeet Indians?

6/17/2008 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heres some foot humor...
Guy trying to go to the urologists office accidentally walks into the podiatrists office...nurse tells him "go behind the curtain and stick it through"
The man complies, and the nurse screams "that's not a foot!!"
The man replies "I didn't know there was a minimum."

6/17/2008 04:35:00 AM

Cymbals and drum roll.

6/17/2008 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Canada's way of dealing with the illegals trying to cross their border

6/17/2008 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe some mad scientist is trying to made a dancer in order to prove the old adage wrong....

6/17/2008 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous l.p.zoo ftguy fan said...

Anyone seen that Lincoln PK Zoo Foot Guy lately? Maybe the big cats at the zoo retaliated cuz of 019 and ate that guy.
Or maybe he finally got that clouted a*shole 2yr wonder dumped from the Cardinal's detail.........

6/17/2008 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I used to be 6-06 now I are not.

#2 blog, nice one, I like that.

6/17/2008 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with a foot fetish?

The only thing here is the "cutter" is taking it too seriously.

A shout out to all you fine women who get regular pedicures and don't allow yourselves to get gorilla's feet.

6/17/2008 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't know RON SANTO played for TORONTO.

6/17/2008 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, the victim is less than six feet...

6/17/2008 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH CANADA!!!
Great hockey!!!!
Funny serial killers!!!!
GO HABS!!!!

6/17/2008 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look for the guys walking in circles and you'll find your victims.

6/17/2008 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous 29 years and a day said...

when I was on the job I got a call to meet the Marine unit at Montrose harbor

Once there I was presented with a baggie containing one human foot apparently a womans, judging by its size and shape

This foot was found in the wreckage of a small airplane which had crashed into the lake

Apparently the foot was severed during the crash or when the rest of the remains was removed

Not quite the same thing but close

6/17/2008 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TOE-RIFFIC!

6/17/2008 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I didn't know RON SANTO played for TORONTO.

6/17/2008 08:55:00 PM"


You, sir, are an ass.

6/17/2008 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many feet must a man chop off,
before they can call him a gimp, oh how many feet must a man chop off, before they can call him a gimp,
The answer, my friends, is blowin in the Wind,
the Answer is Blowin in the Fuckin Wind..

now back to my grain alcohol nightcap!

6/17/2008 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Their Footloose and Fancy-free .

6/18/2008 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't stop singing the music from "Footloose".

6/18/2008 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel like a one legged man in a Ass-kicking Contest!!!

6/18/2008 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call a for a toe truck.......

6/18/2008 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I didn't know RON SANTO played for TORONTO.

6/17/2008 08:55:00 PM"


You, sir, are an ass.

6/17/2008 11:06:00 PM

You, SIR ARE A CANDYASS,TIME TO DEVELOP SOME THICKER SKIN.MAYBE IF RONNIE LAYED OFF THE SAUCE,HE'D HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON!! HEYOOOO!!

6/18/2008 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous rcmp said...

Probably just "leftovers" from the 26 prostitutes murdered by Robert Pickton, the suburban Vancouver pig farmer and serial killer.

6/18/2008 06:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow--Ron Santo has been elevated to sainthood.

There must be a reason all his peers don't want him in the hall fo fame.

6/20/2008 06:24:00 AM  

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