You are Now a Weatherman!
The police blotter: Sneed hears new top cop Jody Weis summoned his top brass recently to tell them of his decision to initiate a new plan.
• Translation: Weis wants a new statistic inserted in all police reports: the temperature on the day of the crime.
• The backshot: Although crime reportedly rises when the weather warms up, Weis supposedly wants the assumption confirmed statistically.
Sorry, but don't we have a few thousand inside people who do data entry? Can we get them to call Skilling, get a print out of the temperatures and give that to Review? Is the Detective Division gong to be going through the National Weather System archives and checking for hourly temperature readings? And although the official temperatures come from O'Hare, everyone knows you add three to five degrees for Midway and the south side. Are we doing WBBM "Real Feel" temps that factor in the humidity? What if the crime occurs in an air conditioned building - are we looking for thermostat readings? Will we be issued calibration equipment to ensure that the thermostat setting is within a range of acceptable deviation? "Squad, can I get a temperature check at 1725 hours on today's date? Send me an ET for pictures of the thermostat? Thanks."
Is J-Fed doing a master's thesis on temperature vs crime? What could possibly be the purpose of such asinine data collection? What idiot is advising J-Fed that this is a good idea? And yeah, we know about the "Approx Outside Temp" box on the TRR - that's an incredibly stupid bit of data collection, too.
Is J-Fed doing a master's thesis on temperature vs crime? What could possibly be the purpose of such asinine data collection? What idiot is advising J-Fed that this is a good idea? And yeah, we know about the "Approx Outside Temp" box on the TRR - that's an incredibly stupid bit of data collection, too.
Labels: dumb ideas
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
200 Comments:
Should I get an event number now for each time I get a temp. check.
LoL.
The future temperatures between 78 and 98 degrees will be noted as "The Killing Temps".
Oh! Oh! Can we get one of those cool color bargraphs too! You know! The ones from Homeland Security so we know when to be on alert? Awesome.
Someone slap these assbags!
I can see it now, The council will pass a law banning temperatures that are above 60 degrees. That will solve all the problems.
i can never stop laughing at this new department. whats next? chicago's sillyist.
FYI-SCC
All dick violent crime closing supps in format have weather conditions ie temperature/elements and light artificial and natural. he doesn't read our murder reports apparently
silly silly silly
ITS A SCAM TO GET FEDERAL FUNDS!!!
DONT FORGET ITS R TAX MONEY NOTHINGS FREE.
I FIGURE J-FED SHOULD BE ABLE TO TRICK THE FEDERAL GOVERMENT INTO ALL SORTS OF CASH.
AT LEAST HE CAN START EARNING THAT FAT CHECK HE GET ON THE 1ST AND 16TH.
THE FUNNY THING ABOUT THIS IS THE DISPATCHER COULD DO THIS AUTOMATICALLY BECAUSE THE WEATHER CONTROL STATION AT STREETS AND SAN IS PART OF ARE HOMELAND SECURITY.
SO WHEN THE RD IS REQUESTED BOOM TEMP WOULD BE RIGHT THEIR ON THE DISPATCH LOG.
I FORGOT THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH WORK 4 J-FED I THINK HE FORGETS THAT HE IS THE MAN IN CHARGE OF OEMC. OR IS HE REALLY?
no comment.. to comment would be costing too much brain power to think about such a stupid idea.. now its just getting rediculous. pardon me while I get a little intoxicated on my rdo.. catch me if you can jfed
maybe somebody can stick a thermometer in a shooting victims ass. and if it pops up like a cooked turkey...he gone!
How about a Jody Jib Jab to the "it's gettin Hot in here" song?
HERE is a study worth conducting: The number of arrests for the same 3 month period BEFORE Jfed vs now.... the amount of arrests BEFORE the in car camera vs. after in car camera.... BEFORE pods vs after pods... While I'm sure weather is an obvious contributor, the above should be just as obvious... but, then again, no one really studied the matter. What a joke
The FBI has existed on the basis of bogus stats for years. Local police make the arrest and FBI agents rush to the scene to claim credit. Nothing new. He's an FBI second rater and now he's our boss thanks to the Daley Crime Family
What a visionary!
Is he aware that nearly 50 years ago, O.W. Wilson'e police period statistical summaries included daily temperature stats?
If this "sneedling" is true, this Weis guy is certifiable.
THIS is what a college education and years of fibbie experience gets you.
A fucking rocket scientist.
what the... hell? Party cloudy with chance of homicide?
humidity is 85%, 30% chance of rain and domestic?
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Its only half baked, not fully baked.
Statistical correlations in quite a few fields these days are derived from regression analyses, and the correlations are used for predictive purposes. This could be used by the brass for things like staffing, based on time of day, day of week, temperature, whether schools are in or out etc.
So the actual use of statistics isn't so far off.
Having field personnel spend this time is completely stoopid though. Why doesn't the department just assign a temperature for each hour of each day, and then have it inserted into electronic versions of case reports?
More BS....When does it end? or will it?
Writing the wrong temperature is a false report!!!
Rule 14 violation!
J-Fraud continues to impress.
Rememer to document the weather correctly!!
The temperature is 70 degrees with humidity at 89% with the dew point at 50% partly cloudly with winds blowing in N.E. at 20 mph. ultraviolet index at 55
Pollen count should be inlcuded to see if that makes a differnce. More allergens can mean less crime.
This is what an education gives you. Nothing beats old fashioned police work. I bet it took at least 25 educated idiots to come up with is idiotic plan...all while sipping lattes at a power lunch!
How about putting how many days we are without a contract on every report?
where are we supposed to get the temperature from? are we going to get thermometers in the cars??? are my reports going to get kicked back if temperture isn't in it???
Hey SCC, you will get a kick out of this one. A slightly attractive female 023 District PO saw J-Fed walking off duty and decided it would be a good idea to go introduce herself and schmooze the boss. Well J-Fed within a week proceeds to have her moved via a phone order to now work in his office. I guess its the same old dog and pony show. The PO has like 5 yrs on and knows absolutely nothing. Business as usual.
I beleive that that weather conditions are already part of the Detective Division Formats and have been for years...
have they tried a text search , so they know what the department already does?
Lets start a weather unit..
one LT, 3 sgts, time keeper, secretary, 18 P.O.'s take home cars and a Wireless Vantage Pro2 Weather Station.
Hire Skilling and dump monique bond! J-Fed is really trying everything to figure out when it gets warm crime increases! When U fuck over the troops crime also rises! No contract no work!
And over here on the south side where its all red is a warm front...w/ a lot of humidity we here on the Police Dept call it the killing zone. And over here on the west side...get the picture...back to you Second City.
GIC-Godamn its cold
HAM-Hot as a motherfucker
You pick when to use either!
Keeping in the spirit of the useless stinger flashlights the dept. issued years ago: each member will shortly (pun intended) recieve a 1 1/2" mayor dilly daley penis shaped thermometer. This actual size replica can be carried up the officers rectum, so he can be screwed by the city constantly. This phallic tool is available in black, brown, yellow and pale white and can be used in either the vibrate or stuttering mode.
Share it with your friends, so they too, can know how it feels to be screwed by the city.
Tommy Skilling can ride with me anyday. He's a hunk.
Oh the weather outside is
frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
THIS GOOF IS STARTING TO FIT IN!!!
GLOBAL WARMING!!!
I still demand that Skilling/Taft
o6 weather car!! Maybe that Amy(where's Lisa?)Jacobsen can be "broken in"as the 3rd person on the car.
I predict that car will be a bigger legend than that 45D car we had in o25 late 80s/90s(yea right).
another score for the good guys.
005 shoots offender, killing him.
GOOD JOB 005! KEEP IT UP SOUTH SIDE!!!!!!!
- 003 midnights, waiting his turn.
tired ... I'm just so tired
The temperature is 70 degrees with humidity at 89% with the dew point at 50% partly cloudly with winds blowing in N.E. at 20 mph. ultraviolet index at 55
Pollen count should be inlcuded to see if that makes a differnce. More allergens can mean less crime.
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Why would to pollen count reduce crime?
When my allergies are bothering me I gat more aggitated and pissed and I am more likely to go out and take it out on someone else/
High pollen count means more crime
Anonymous said...
Hey SCC, you will get a kick out of this one. A slightly attractive female 023 District PO saw J-Fed walking off duty and decided it would be a good idea to go introduce herself and schmooze the boss. Well J-Fed within a week proceeds to have her moved via a phone order to now work in his office. I guess its the same old dog and pony show. The PO has like 5 yrs on and knows absolutely nothing. Business as usual.
Wonder what Mrs. J-FED thinks of this? Inquiring minds want to know...
Should mesaure the temp by a standpoint of status:
SWALLS, SWASS AND BATWINGS!
Holy Voodoo Magic Batman!!!
This drowser needs a thermometer in his ass, he's half baked and the fever is getting out of control turning into pneumonia by the end this Summer.
Better call Dr. R. Daley for a prescription for sorry ass loser.
— "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning."
Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman"
AKA:
George Carlin
A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.
The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
Me thinks JFed is gettin a chilly reception at CPD.
The backshot: Although crime reportedly rises when the weather warms up, Weis supposedly wants the assumption confirmed statistically.
YOU KNOW this is comming right frolm the kooky mayor!
When is this clueless fool going to leave town?
Anonymous said...
This is what an education gives you. Nothing beats old fashioned police work.
...ya like Eddie Shore!
no problem squad, hold me down going into station to watch the news so i can find out what the official temperature is outside. j-fed is concerned about whether it can be statistically corroborated that crime intensifies with a rise in the thermometer. an egghead thinking like an egghead. j-fed, try alaska, brrrrrrrrrr.
TEMPS IN TH 90'S
CANCEL ALL ELECTIVE TIME 4 FEAR OF RIOTS.
WHAT IS HE GONNA DO WITH THAT INFO?
I KNOW BEA AND PETERSON WOULDNT COME UP WITH THIS IDEA THEY HAVE SUM SENSE!
MAY B ITS HIS NEW FED BUDDY WHO IS TRYING TO SUCKER OFFICERS INTO HIS UNIT TO STEAL THEIR IDEAS 4 THE DEPARTMENT.
DONT FORGET U CAN SEND ANY IDEA VIA THE DEPARTMENT INTRANET. THEY DONT HAVE A CLUE WHATS GOIN ON IT WOULD BE LIKE STICKING A RECRUIT ON A DOMESTIC CARJACKING WITH 1 FATALITY CAUSED BY A THEFT OF CREDIT CARD???
Anonymous said...
Hire Skilling and dump monique bond! J-Fed is really trying everything to figure out when it gets warm crime increases! When U fuck over the troops crime also rises! No contract no work!
6/16/2008 07:44:00 AM
At least Skilling has some sex appeal. Hmmm what a hunk!!!
They want you to be a statistician not a PO. Your pen is your most important piece of equipment. When I said this 35 years ago some agreed and some did not. It becomes more apparent every day.
Good Luck....Stay Safe.....BUY AMMO
Retired 2003
I think we should also have a box to check for the presence of flammin hot cheese puffs and grape soda.
In summary:
This is an arrest by the 69 tactical team B. The temperature is approximately 82 degrees fahrenheit. The wind was blowing from the east-north-east at approximately 15 miles per hour. The sun was setting in the west and R/O could smell the faint odor of the Chicago river. The sky was blue and a few wispy clouds were present, reminding R/O of his childhood spent laying on the grass and watching the clouds roll by while he was at summer camp. Oh wait... there was this one time when Jimmy jumped in the lake... nevermind. At this time R/O observed a robin land on a fence, apparently looking for food. While R/O was looking in this direction he then observed JACKSON, Piss Pants urinating behind a garbage can. R/O announced his office and placed the offender in custody. R/O double locked the hand-cuffs and checked for comfort. R/O mirandized the offender from a preprinted card. Offender freely admitted that the wind was blowing from the east, but denied that the temperature could be 82 degrees stating, "it's hot as a motherfucker out here!"
Transported to district for processing.
Rumor has it,that this info will be refered to as the HIBBITY DIBBITY effect.
Chicago murder rate, now its caused by Global Warming.
Sure, us E.T.s would be glad to take a picture of the thermistat with our new issued digital cameras. Sorry it will take a bit getting there, we are now required to photograph all suitable lifts from a scenes. So the 1 hour job we are coming from just turned into a 3 hour job.
WTF,
We are short policemen and this is what they do? Where are the CPD's priorities? Now we signup illegal aliens for free heatlh insurance? Does anyone see what we have become? I am truly sickened by this Communist BS.
The West Side has the city's second-highest percentage of uninsured residents, according to the Chicago Public Health Department. Only the North Side has more uninsured people.
There are no income or citizenship requirements to enroll in All Kids.
Figures this is another neighborhood relations puke who has never done a lick of policework in her career.
Austin cops join the push
INSURANCE | Station parking lot a place for parents to sign up
How do you get 1,000 Chicago area children signed up for state health insurance in one day?
With the help of volunteers like Chicago Police Officer Beverly Rogers.
On June 21, Rogers and other officers from the Austin District will use the parking lot of their station to help parents sign up their children for the state's All Kids program, which provides health insurance coverage for uninsured kids at reduced cost.
The police station at 5701 W. Madison is one of more than 50 planned sign-up locations for the "1,000 Healthy Kids & Families" campaign, sponsored by Resurrection Health Care and the Chicago Sun-Times.
Rogers is the community policing liaison for the district. She said she decided to get involved with the campaign after learning how many children and families in the neighborhood don't get medical care because they lack health insurance.
"I didn't realize the problem until we started polling people in my church," Rogers said.
"The kids really need it, especially in this community."
The West Side has the city's second-highest percentage of uninsured residents, according to the Chicago Public Health Department. Only the North Side has more uninsured people.
There are no income or citizenship requirements to enroll in All Kids.
Ummm, can you say OVERPAID NITWIT.
J-Fraud is an incompetant FBI tool who's sole purpose in the CPD is to enrich himself and the other FBI hacks he has saddled us with.
P>S> Remember to keep voting democRAT
Next JFED is going to have us writing on the reports the phases of the moon!!!!!!!!! Waxing moon: violent crime is on the rise. waining moon: bar fights are up, half moon: the 023 see's alot of trannies having domestics, full moons: The ghetto goes up like the savages they are!!!
Weis is going in the wrong direction. Crime & violence is linked to the barometric pressure and lunar position.
Didn't Dusty Baker have some keen insight into the temperature and race factor? Maybe the CPD can interview him concerning this topic.
i guess i wont write the movers that the department needs if the weather is about 80 because i know they all ran the red light because it was to hot to stop and sit...now there goes my movers...now im down to 1-parker a day and 2-personals and lunch..i think im over paid..I/F
being a out of towner here someone please tell me this is a joke.
STAY SAFE OUT THERE BROTHERS AND KEEP THE FAITH.
Good job midnight gang team in Area Two on shooting. Stay safe everyone its getting nuts
(Shemp gestures hypnotically)
" You are now in New York..."
" You are now in Los Angles..."
" You are now in Sing Sing..."
J-Fed want us all in Sing Sing chaps...
Watch the Skies...
what about a full moon, high dew point or even worse a high mold count?
Now you coppers better make it your business to get the correct tempreture in those reports or the case might get thrown out on the technicality that if the temp. is incorrect other "facts" in the report might be in error.
J-Fed is a boob if this story is correct.
Hit and run--dead 75th and State
Hit and run--dead 4900 W. Madison
Both occurred this weekend
Why are we pushing undercover Patrolman into the middle of traffic other than where these hit and runs occur. I will also bet these hit and runs occurred other that 9 am to 11 am.
What a bunch of idiots !!
Iowa was having some pretty bad weather. You guys have to stop hexing Iowa you are causing inflation.
I don't care what you guys are saying......I got "DIBS" on reporting on the "FULL MOON", it's mine, mine mine all mine. Where's my take home car?
WOW!!! Somebody really should do a temp check on the 006th dist tac office. With all the "hot air" blowing in there, it's sure to be in the 90's.
By the way, I read the comments posted by 006 dist tac towards the 3rd watch po's. Boys, there are some high quality officers on that watch who are more than ready to take your spot. Quite a few have already got the ear of Evans. Be careful how you disrepect officers from 006, you never know when you might end up their partner? Also, it's no secret on 3rd watch that the guys and treetop girl on the 606 cars run circles around you all in back, so knock off your cocky attitude. If they wanted tac, you'd be gone in a second!!!!
-tac po w/ common sense
It was a good weekend 8 dead 30^ shootings some stabbings (there making a come back) 4 police shootings good guy ok in all. Remember to be careful out there the animals are running wild, help the decent people when you can and ignore the BS. A report doesnt take that long to write so do paper on everything it protects you and screws the city, get a good lunch in take your personels gas up the car and watch the greatest show on earth.
you wanna know who came up with that master plan? a team of monkeys working round the clock, that's who... AKA The CPD Command Staff. They sit on the floor buck ass nekkid and fling their doo doo at a picture of King Richie and whomever's piece of shit sticks gets the credit.
Our thanks to the U.S. Supreme Court for upholding the Seventh Circuit decision against the slaughter of horses in the Illinois version of Auschwitz in DeKalb.
The only two other equine "glue factories", both in Texas, have already closed.
You forgot we are going to be issued a lunar calendar also. There will also be a box to record the phase the moon is in. Within in a few months time due will be denied whenever the moon is in it's third phase on a Tuesday when the temperature is between 82-86 degrees.
Anonymous said...
BANK ON THIS...
The only M4 most of us will ever see in our squad cars will be our Mexican partner.
Whoever wrote this....kudos!!
English lesson 2.
Sorry for the delay.
Today we will cover two words that are often mispelled.
A lot.....not alot
In case......not incase
Hope this helps some of you.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
what's next have a unit made up of rain dancers for the weekend. J-fizzle should just quit. But honestly what we really do need is a psychic. To let the POs know where the next victim is so we can save them. I hear miss cleo is looking for work. Hey skeletor I know that you know that we know that you read this blog I give you permission to take my ideas and pass them off as yours. Like the comments about the fitness for the m4 rifles. I know you took them from the blog. I think this post is more of your speed. ;{) LOL
This is just the kinda dumb fuck FBI stupidity rearing is head in the CPD. More useless number crunching courtesy of the FBI brickhead mindset.
No one's advising him on this shit, and whoever keeps trying to post up that someone ELSE is telling this jerkoff what to do, get a clue moron. Wies is dreaming this stupidity up all on his own and it shows.
I'm sorry, I'm just a citizen but this is ridiculous. More work on the guys in the squads. It is so obvious the CPD is top heavy and reflective of a corporation. Too many layers of uselessness instead of support for the officers on the street. I really was hoping J-Fed was going to be a man's man supervisor. Instead he is a spineless yes man to the midget. Daley knew exactly what he was doing when he chose Weis. It's too bad. It really is.
Does he even know that the reason the furlough percentages were changed from even across the periods to less officers off during the summer was because WE ALREADY KNOW THAT THERE"S MORE TO DO WHEN IT GETS WARM?
Maybe he should take a criminal justice class from the City Colleges or someplace. Geez, even Lewis University could teach him that.
**SCC if you could post this as it's own seperate thread that would be great maybe even as an example to others.**
Dear officers of the 17th District, As you may or may not have heard the Edison Regional Gifted Center formerly of 6220 N Olcott has been relocated to be housed within the Albany Park Multicultural Center at 4929 N Sawyer. Edison has consistently been rated in the top three elementary schools in the STATE, one of the few gems in Chicago Public School System. So of course they decided to move it from 016 (with tons of green space) to 017 where it will be housed in an urban concrete jungle. This move has alot of honest taxpaying citizens concerned about the safety of there children. The school is covered with CCTV cameras, but as you all know they do little to deter the criminal and so we offer the following: with every arrest, anov, curfew etc within a two block radius of the school, a sincere original letter of appreciation signed by the PTO/LSC will be sent to both the district commander and Jody Weis. A copy will also be left at the district desk for you. In other words "We do care about you and your efforts to prevent crimes and enforce the law" Any allegations (CR'S) against any of you will be met with a likewise letter informing the IPRA of your professionalism and our support for your lawful actions.
Thank You and stay safe.
Alex Gallegos
temp check in 24! instead of blurting out time check you'll be hearing this more often now.
this is all the fed in him. they overkill all of their paperwork. next we'll be issued tape measures to measure the distance to the nearest working street lamp, the distance to the closet pod cam, the amount of pedestrian and vehicular traffic, etc. this j-fed is a real tool
To "Hey SCC, you will get a kick out of this one. A slightly attractive female 023 District PO saw J-Fed walking off duty and decided it would be a good idea to go introduce herself and schmooze the boss. Well J-Fed within a week proceeds to have her moved via a phone order to now work in his office. I guess its the same old dog and pony show. The PO has like 5 yrs on and knows absolutely nothing. Business as usual."
It's called networking asshat. Happens in the real world too. Why don't you approach him and ask him for a spot. Now go get your shine box.
To "This is what an education gives you. Nothing beats old fashioned police work. I bet it took at least 25 educated idiots to come up with is idiotic plan...all while sipping lattes at a power lunch!"
I don't see the GED police coming up with any answers. Just indictments.
Who were the dumb asses that planned the police response to Puerto Rican Day. As the foot posts arrested idiots, they had to process them in the station, of course the shitheads saw that the police were not around anymore and a whole section of the park went up for grabs. I guess these bosses never heard of a "Mass Arrest Processing" That way they could keep the foot posts on patrol and the mass arrest team would take over in the station.
top 5 things that increase crime according to j fed.
5.po's not having the same guns
4.cops not driving big suvs
3.cops not exercising
2.phil cline ruined the dept
1.weather
top 5 real reasons crime is rising
5. low moral on the police dept
4. six day work week
3. no contract
2. no ten hour days
1. we should have 13,000 cops not 8,000
With food prices, gas, and housing all way over priced and set to rise. We need a 10% raise. All these items have doubled and will double in the next year.
This just is an example of the new mind set. A police officer's job is to determine who commited a crime, not why. The why of it is only important if it points to a suspect. The heat of the day points to nothing. We are not social workers or shrinks. Sadly, it is becoming apparant that we are no longer are cops either.
A $300,000.00 salary? To come up with what we've all known forever, what absolute Genius!
This is interesting:
http://thinkexist.com/
quotes/monique_bond/
maybe somebody can stick a thermometer in a shooting victims ass. and if it pops up like a cooked turkey...he gone!
6/16/2008 01:04:00 AM
OMG! My husband and I are laughing our fucking asses off.
WTF J-Fed strikes again, Open mouth and insert foot. Sounds like something the Midget might have come up with. Any street copper who has worked in a busy district for two years can tell you how busy it will be based upon the temp. day of week, and distribution of welfare checks.
Combine that with the watch your working, 3rd or 1st and you go to work cranked up and ready to rock and roll all night. Come out of roll call on a July or Aug night on the weekends and get ready for 5-6 , 2 hour old jobs. Why because the 3rd watch was getting their ass kicked with men shot, shots fired and disturbance calls, Why ITS SUMMER IN THE CITY ASS HOLE. Figure it out J-Fed oh yes thats right I forgot YOU NEVER WENT TO A ROLL CALL, SIGNED OUT A RADIO AND ANSWERED ANY 3 HOUR OLD CALLS. You should be ashamed to pick up your check twice a month. The Midget really brainwashed you. Leading up to the end of the school year in May and June the 2nd watch gets their asses kicked on Fridays because all the uneducated nitwits in school are cranking up due to the warm weather and summer vacation coming. FIGURE IT OUT DICKHEAD. In the winter months when the snow flies the domestics increase because everyone is inside the hot stinky apt. with the stoves turned on with all burners going to stay hot and humid and be reminded of the hot summer months. They get pissed off at each other and stab and shoot their "loved ones". Temprature surely plays a part in the increase of violence, you dont have to record that data to make the correlation. Quit now and stop embarassing yourself. At least shup up collect the money and say nothing. Nothing said is better then the stupid shit you have been coming up with.
If you need a USEFUL study...how about a count of all inside people. Start with all the inside people that have 5-6 years or less.
Little Johnny has had a habit of swearing in everyday conversation in school. The teacher asked the kids about their wishes for Christmas. Little Betty said she wanted a Barbie Doll, Little Frankie said he wanted a red wagon, they Little Johnny said hw wanted a fucking fire truck. The teacher was astounded and sent Little Johnny to the office. Little Johnny repeated this story exactly to the principal who called his parents for a meeting at school.
Principal Skinner informs Johnny's parents of the problem and they try to figure out the solution. The parents said they were at their wits end so the principal reminded they that in the old days if a young lad was bad for the Christmas Holidays he would get a chunk of coal in his Christmas stocking.
A week later was Christmas Eve. and the parents could not find a lump of coal after looking all over. They went to a neighbor's yard and picked up some dog shit to put into Little Johnny's stocking to teach him a lesson. In the morning the family dove into their presents and stockings. A little later Little Billy called Little Johnny and asked what he got for Christmas, Little Johnny to Billy "I think I got a fucking dog but I havent found it yet.
This is an optimist.
Look on the brighter side.
Give J-Fraud a break. Remember, he's from the FBI. Everything works there. The office is air conditioned, their cars are air conditioned, and it actually works, not like City of Chicago's stuff.
Face it, he's a cluless boob, a second rate FBI office hack, that dip shit daley brought in to quell the natives.
He hasn't a clue nor will he ever have. He'll take the money and run and his pack of FBI hack appointees will run with him. Laughing all the wany to the bank after stealig their saleries from Chicago's tax payers.
Thanks Mayor dipshit. You have made more than your share of dishonest, moronic, and just plain stupid moves but you topped yourself with this appointment.
PS: I hope the US Attorney indictes your whole thieving family
Okay, so he wants to show that when the temps go up, so does violent crime. Hmm, but how is he going to explain that the north side of the City isn't out shooting it up when the temperature hits 80+? It's a ploy to get the rest of us to donate window air conditioners to the ghetto.
Been doing this for a long time.
Lick your right or left index finger. Stick it in the air. This will tell you temperature, wind speed and wind direction. Then write something down on your most official report and you will come within 30 degrees up or down of the real temperature.
Now make that burglary a CDTP, that robbery a theft that auto theft a lost car and that homicide a death investigation.
The bosses will be very happy unless you get the temp. wrong.
Case closed.
Make Tommy Skillethead a Deputy Superintendant and dress him up in the full uniform like J-Fed and have his open windowed office manned 24 hrs. a day with thermostats in hand.
One question for the G-Men, can the staff use a rectal thermomator and is it more fun in certain areas of the city?
That information is already in the violent crime dic report. Another adviser blunder.
New General Order: reporting officer must wet his/her finger, place up over head to ascertain "which way da win blows".
Place N/S/E/ or W in the appropriate box.
What will review do when each officer puts down a different temperature on the case report? Will they kick back case reports to correct the temperature?
Doesn't J-Fed know he can get weather records from the National Weather Service and just look at the temperature/weather conditions on a particular day and have maybe one person do this for a few minutes a day instead of the ENTIRE FUCKING DEPARTMENT??
At what temperature does hair gel freeze ?
This is more troubling than it appears.
The Superintendant of this department is using his job as some kind of research project. He isn't responsible for controlling the crime rate. He's studying it.
I think this is the approach he is taking for all decisions. He really isn't concerned with you, your well being, your job, your morale, your safety, your equipment, your schedule, or anything about you.
He has no intention of leading this deparment. He's a distant observer who will watch what happens and study it until he moves on to watch something else.
Actually, there is a Professor from UIC that is doing a study on Crime v Temp.
He has carte blanche at the academy and actually has his student assistant and or himself sit in on recruit classes so that they have a better understanding of how a cop thnks/works.
Any Investigation involving a Police Shooting also indicates weather, lighting, and the like. J-Fed apparently doesnt read those reports either.
Jib Jab suggestion - J-Fed doing Buster Poindexter's Hot Hot Hot song.
Beavis and Butthead rule Chicago.
"Hey SCC, you will get a kick out of this one. A slightly attractive female 023 District PO saw J-Fed walking off duty and decided it would be a good idea to go introduce herself and schmooze the boss. Well J-Fed within a week proceeds to have her moved via a phone order to now work in his office. I guess its the same old dog and pony show. The PO has like 5 yrs on and knows absolutely nothing. Business as usual."
Completely true. JFed took a page from the old bosses and got himself some eye candy who has about 2 days on the job. She works in his "policy" group with Mike "Masters of the Universe" and lil' Ray who combined have about a PPO's worth of actual police experience. Look for her to make merit in the next round. It would not suprise me if the new temperature order came out of this "think tank" but my money says this has double "O" idiot Bond all over it. It takes an exceptional degree of stupidness to come up with this. Overheard at the Academy, the policy group think tank has also suggested that all new recruits pass a swimming test. I guess the reson being that the bullshit is getting too deep for us to just stand in, soon we will be required to swim in it. Its bad enough these suggestions are made, but someone actually types them out and submits them. I cannot see little Ray and his flunkies lasting much longer (except for the eye candy of course) and seeing as how he has been chased out of a good number of units he will likely end up back in patrol - on a watch near you!
OT: Police InvolvedShooting (011) 800 block of Hartding....Sounds like coppers are ok, bad guy at St Roger.....Nice job 011 TACT
Can an officer please give me the forecast for the next 5 days?
Or do I need to call the CAPS office?
LMAO
Temperature on case reports is absolutely a brilliant move! Why didn't I think of it!
However, everyone who has spent a summer in Chicago knows it isn't the HEAT, it's the HUMIDITY!
So, obviously knowing the temperature does us no good without knowing the humidity too! Jeez, you don't have to be Tom Skilling to know that!
And, to give an indication of the storm conditions we must also have the barometric pressure and whether it is rising or falling.
These boxes can take the place of that useless unusual circumstances box that I have been writing "see narrative" in for the past 25 years.
Personally, I would vote for the evening's lottery numbers somewhere on that case report also.
Good move J-Fed. And while we are at it, we can carry department issued thermometers which we can then shove up our asses and thereby know our own temperature too!
"you wanna know who came up with that master plan? a team of monkeys working round the clock, that's who... AKA The CPD Command Staff. They sit on the floor buck ass nekkid and fling their doo doo at a picture of King Richie and whomever's piece of shit sticks gets the credit.
6/16/2008 02:20:00 PM"
Boy, did that paint an ugly picture......
mmm my beer is 49 degrees my whiskey 70ish AND **POP** my ex
HOT Partner headed for J-Skies office ..98.7 AND RISING..
BOOYA!! LOST IN FILLMORE BABY!!
Supervisors will be required to arrive on the scene and check the temperature of the reporting P.O. with a rectal thermometer and document same in all CR cases.
since we measure dope in kilos , grams etc... i will write the temp. on the GOCR in Celsius....along with flaming hots to grape/red pop ratio.
JFed was asked if he knew the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer....before he could answer Tina Skahill yelled out..."the taste."
Off topic.
I hear that bomb and arson unit is having trouble keeping its detectives. word is that they are not allowed overtime and if they come in from a late job. they are to throw all their arson evidence into a common locker on the dock and process it when they come in the next day. If true i hope when they go to court and explain why the chain of evidence is broken they get all their cases tossed all because the bosses refuse to let them do their job.
******IMPORTANT********
6 police involved shootings in less than a week... anyone know if these offenders are affiliated with the same gang? is anyone checking on this? word around is that the gangster disciples are now encouraging the members to freely carry the guns on there person instead of stashing and to take shots at the police when confronted. BE ADVISED, This is completly rumor at this time and should not be taken as complete fact. With that said, I think we should know if the offenders in these shootings are gangster disciples and the rumor is possibly true. if they are I think the DOC people, gang intel, or whoever is responsible for putting 2 and 2 together better get on it for officer safety. stay safe people and remember, treat every single person you deal with as if they are armed and dont get to relaxed.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It was a good weekend 8 dead 30^ shootings some stabbings (there making a come back) 4 police shootings good guy ok in all. Remember to be careful out there the animals are running wild, help the decent people when you can and ignore the BS. A report doesnt take that long to write so do paper on everything it protects you and screws the city, get a good lunch in take your personels gas up the car and watch the greatest show on earth.
6/16/2008 02:15:00 PM
dont call them animals. animals care for their young.
Whens the SGTS list coming out?
Among major cities (populations of 500,000 or more), Chicago now has the lowest clearance rate in the nation for murder and non-negligent manslaughter.
Why is that the media focuses on homicide volume rather than homicide clearance rates?
i am sure that the 008th tact teams will fluff up the temperatures just like all their other numbers.
Phil Cline is looking pretty good thes days, eh boys!
Whats the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?
Taste!
After recording the outdoor and ambient indoor temperatures, humidity and rectal temperature of the decedent/s, assigned Patrol Division personnel will then estimate the blowfly maggot count in the event of putrefication and enter in Box 69 of the case report.
Upon discovery of skeletal remains, this requirement may be waived by a Detective Division supervisor.
s/Jody P. Weis
Supt. of Police
If anyone running this department had any clue of how an investigation works they would know the dets put temp crap in the report. Its this simple, I want to kill you so I'll roll by the set when you and your boys are hangin out.That is how it is and always has been. Oh, and while I'm waitin on you I'll stand under a pod cuz I know the police can't search me and if they do I'll sue for violation of my civil rights. I might not be able to kill your ass but I'll be rich as hell.
You should be ashamed to pick up your check twice a month.
He probably has direct deposit. Don't know for sure, just a hunch. I mean, most corporations are trying to go "green". I'm not saying, I'm just saying....
in summary;r/os responed to a man shot at above location and observed that the fucking weather was hot and humid..at this time r/os completed a mis X card. r/os felt that if it had been cold outside the fucking savage would not have been out in the street acting in a manner that brought about his death. so no case reported needed at this time.
6/16/2008 02:20:00 PM
I always thought they sat in a circle and jerked each other off and the last guy that came made the decision du jour.
How much money does this GOOF take home every two weeks?????
I'm not saying its not the case, but are we sure she didn't leave on her own? Maybe she had enough of Georges?
anonymous said...
Phil Cline is looking pretty good thes days, eh boys!
6/16/2008 10:37:00 PM
No, he still looks like an overblown, overrated windbag.
To the ET complaining about having to photograph fp lifts, I gues you will be finding even less than the zero lifts you find now! Some one please tell me how you can't even find the home owners prints in his own house??? So a job now takes 3 hours, hmm you work for 7 each days, that meens two jobs a day, yikes slow down already before you hurt yourself. Now that you have a digital camera, you might just learn how to take a fucking decent crime scene photo, but I guess I'm giving you to much credit.
Our thanks to the U.S. Supreme Court for upholding the Seventh Circuit decision against the slaughter of horses in the Illinois version of Auschwitz in DeKalb.
The only two other equine "glue factories", both in Texas, have already closed.
6/16/2008 02:50:00 PM
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What???? Your applauding the Court for legislating from the bench???
Theyre fricking horses, if people are offended they wont buy the products. You dont make a law to appease the handful of people who are offended. We are supposed to be a free market economy not a liberal socialist euro country.
Anonymous said...
top 5 things that increase crime according to j fed.
5.po's not having the same guns
4.cops not driving big suvs
3.cops not exercising
2.phil cline ruined the dept
1.weather
top 5 real reasons crime is rising
5. low moral on the police dept
4. six day work week
3. no contract
2. no ten hour days
1. we should have 13,000 cops not 8,000
6/16/2008 04:59:00 PM
That a boy; post the truth! I agree with you 100%.
Also, I'm sorry but when it's around 100 degree's in my neighborhood the people don't start killing, robbing, raping, stealing or hurting anybody that walks the streets. Oh, I think I get it. My neighborhood is mostly white working people. I get it.
10:32 PM
According to 2000 U.S. Census data, there are 29 cities in the U.S. with populations of a half million plus and Chicago ranks last.
That's quite a horrific distinction living in the easiest city for a killer to get away with murder.
God help us!
Anonymous said...
To the ET complaining about having to photograph fp lifts, I gues you will be finding even less than the zero lifts you find now! Some one please tell me how you can't even find the home owners prints in his own house??? So a job now takes 3 hours, hmm you work for 7 each days, that meens two jobs a day, yikes slow down already before you hurt yourself. Now that you have a digital camera, you might just learn how to take a fucking decent crime scene photo, but I guess I'm giving you to much credit.
6/16/2008 11:22:00 PM
Is this the same et who drives around shopping all day? Groceries while his wife makes d-2a pay at Midway while everyone else makes d-1 same job? The same guy who has his wife telling everyone she is connected and will be on days soon?
"I always thought they sat in a circle and jerked each other off and the last guy that came made the decision du jour.
6/16/2008 11:12:00 PM"
Uh, not the last one......
My name is Chris Battle, and I work with Carbon Motors, the company that is designing and building the Carbon E7, the car you are referring to. I encourage you to visit Carbon's website at www.carbonmotors.com for more information and specific details on the car. And, more importantly, to encourage other law enforcement employees to join the Carbon Council.
Sorry this car seems way to practical for Chicago,
On the other hand paying off the rigth people helps...worked wonders for Glocka fter being blackballed for years
Off subject but why is it that they can raise the cost of an SUV city sticker, to $120.00 and yet we have to dick around for years for a 1% raise. Suburbs sell stickers for $10.00......what the fu** does dickhead Daley do with all the money? I know that we're not getting it any time soon! Anyone ever heard him say that they are raising the cost of something to pay the police a decent wage? Hell no...but we can pay for some useless Olympic Venue ! Someone please remove my rectal thermometer, as it is becoming quite painful!
As a life-long citizen of Chicago, I am absolutely terrified by the thought that most murderers go unpunished.
How about other serious crimes like rape, robbery and burglary?
I cannot see little Ray and his flunkies lasting much longer (except for the eye candy of course) and seeing as how he has been chased out of a good number of units he will likely end up back in patrol - on a watch near you!
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For several weeks now I've seen your comments about "lil Ray". Obviously I do not know who you are because all of your posts have been anonomyous. Nor do I know what Ray could have done to piss you off so badly but I will tell you this. I had the privlidge of working for Ray for several months while he was on S.W.A.T. Prior to this I had no clue who the man was. In the time I worked for him he EARNED my respect as a supervisor. Everything he expected of us he did too. When it came to doing a shitty job he didn't just tell you to do it, he would do it with you. Anytime you needed a favor the guy bent over backwards to help you. When we did lose Ray there wasn't a guy on our team that was happy about it. Even the guys on the other teams will tell you he was a great guy to work for and there wasn't a single one that would not want to have had him as a Sergeant. He always had an open mind with us and any reason he gave was thought out and not just some "because I'm the Sergeant bullshit". I have asked him several time if he'd ever considered coming back because I'd work for him again in a heartbeat. The only reason he was ever moved was because of differences of opinions with bosses who did not like the fact Ray stood up for what he thought was right. Whatever bone you have to pick with him be a man and take care of it in person.
To the person that wrote:
To the ET complaining about having to photograph fp lifts, I gues you will be finding even less than the zero lifts you find now! Some one please tell me how you can't even find the home owners prints in his own house??? So a job now takes 3 hours, hmm you work for 7 each days, that meens two jobs a day, yikes slow down already before you hurt yourself. Now that you have a digital camera, you might just learn how to take a fucking decent crime scene photo, but I guess I'm giving you to much credit.
6/16/2008 11:22:00 PM
I am not complaining, its great to have a really nice piece of equipment. I understand why we have to photograph each suitable print, because we may actually get more hits in AFIS.(you know a bit of the detail in the latent may be compromised when lifting the tape). I am pround of who I am and what I have accomplished working for CPD. I am meticulous when processing every scene I am dispatched. Sorry, I am not one of the "Salty" E.T.s that says "You found a print in Englewood". Just giving Patrol a heads up if we get delayed and don't get to your call of service for an Etech ticket in a timely manner. Oh, an actually each job depends on different circumstances i.e. , the type of crime, evidence on scene, photographs, inventories, travel time from one Area to another Area, that dictats how many jobs I get and each one gets 100% attention. That being I may get one involved job or four less involved jobs. Oh by the way if you can see my crime scene photographs with the Nikon 35mm, they are great.
Hey SCC, you will get a kick out of this one. A slightly attractive female 023 District PO saw J-Fed walking off duty and decided it would be a good idea to go introduce herself and schmooze the boss. Well J-Fed within a week proceeds to have her moved via a phone order to now work in his office. I guess its the same old dog and pony show. The PO has like 5 yrs on and knows absolutely nothing. Business as usual."
Completely true. JFed took a page from the old bosses and got himself some eye candy who has about 2 days on the job. She works in his "policy" group with Mike "Masters of the Universe" and lil' Ray who combined have about a PPO's worth of actual police experience. Look for her to make merit in the next round. It would not suprise me if the new temperature order came out of this "think tank" but my money says this has double "O" idiot Bond all over it. It takes an exceptional degree of stupidness to come up with this. Overheard at the Academy, the policy group think tank has also suggested that all new recruits pass a swimming test. I guess the reson being that the bullshit is getting too deep for us to just stand in, soon we will be required to swim in it. Its bad enough these suggestions are made, but someone actually types them out and submits them. I cannot see little Ray and his flunkies lasting much longer (except for the eye candy of course) and seeing as how he has been chased out of a good number of units he will likely end up back in patrol - on a watch near you!
6/16/2008 08:38:00 PM
First, she's more than slightly attractive and second, hot women on this job always had good opportunities and moved up, why would it change with J-fed? Of course he's going to have her work for him over some guy. Besides, she is good looking and I enjoy seeing her walking around the building smiling everyday. Her looks will make her a boss someday, she's no dummy. Just wish my wife looked like that!
Anonymous said...
Actually, there is a Professor from UIC that is doing a study on Crime v Temp.
He has carte blanche at the academy and actually has his student assistant and or himself sit in on recruit classes so that they have a better understanding of how a cop thnks/works.
6/16/2008 08:09:00 PM
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um....hello?? mcfly/...we're not allowed to think or work
Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It was a good weekend 8 dead 30^ shootings some stabbings (there making a come back) 4 police shootings good guy ok in all. Remember to be careful out there the animals are running wild, help the decent people when you can and ignore the BS. A report doesnt take that long to write so do paper on everything it protects you and screws the city, get a good lunch in take your personels gas up the car and watch the greatest show on earth.
6/16/2008 02:15:00 PM
dont call them animals. animals care for their young.
6/16/2008 10:24:00 PM
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LOL LOL excellent point!!!!!
Information is power. Good data leads to good crime prevention and theory. Numbers and data can be used to predict or at least suggest anti-social behavior. Check out the current issue of Atlantic Magazine. A study compares crimes with the addresses of Section 8 housing. Crime in the City was concentrated in and around the vertical ghettos. Now it is scattered to communities that were on "the edge." These communities that were marginal (Aurora, Joliet, South Suburbs and even some exurbs) are now being pushed into the the criminal abyiss by Section 8 Housing.
Data is important for fighting crime, and practically speaking, it allows you to be employed as police. Don't knock it!!!!
you wanna know who came up with that master plan? a team of monkeys working round the clock, that's who... AKA The CPD Command Staff. They sit on the floor buck ass nekkid and fling their doo doo at a picture of King Richie and whomever's piece of shit sticks gets the credit.
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I take offense to you calling CPD Command monkeys.
Sincerely,
The Monkey
Squad, can I have an event number for looking out the window?
"Oh, I think I get it. My neighborhood is mostly white working people. I get it."
No you don't, I live in a predominantly African American WORKING, middle class neighborhood, and neither are the people in my area robbing, raping, blah, blah, blah. GFY!
Your pointy little cap is squeezing your small brain out
Speaking of weather , Did you see the Iowa version of Katrina ? There was NO looting NO shoothing only people WORKING together to solve the problem . Maybe mayor Nagin and his Chocolate city should take lessons from the WHITE people on how to solve a problem without asking for the world to give them everything for free .
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
top 5 things that increase crime according to j fed.
5.po's not having the same guns
4.cops not driving big suvs
3.cops not exercising
2.phil cline ruined the dept
1.weather
top 5 real reasons crime is rising
5. low moral on the police dept
4. six day work week
3. no contract
2. no ten hour days
1. we should have 13,000 cops not 8,000
6/16/2008 04:59:00 PM
That a boy; post the truth! I agree with you 100%.
Also, I'm sorry but when it's around 100 degree's in my neighborhood the people don't start killing, robbing, raping, stealing or hurting anybody that walks the streets. Oh, I think I get it. My neighborhood is mostly white working people. I get it.
6/16/2008 11:26:00 PM
THAT'S CAUSE WE HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!!!!
Anonymous said...
To "Hey SCC, you will get a kick out of this one. A slightly attractive female 023 District PO saw J-Fed walking off duty and decided it would be a good idea to go introduce herself and schmooze the boss. Well J-Fed within a week proceeds to have her moved via a phone order to now work in his office. I guess its the same old dog and pony show. The PO has like 5 yrs on and knows absolutely nothing. Business as usual."
It's called networking asshat. Happens in the real world too. Why don't you approach him and ask him for a spot. Now go get your shine box.
6/16/2008 04:33:00 PM
Networking when your eye candy. Who you kidding? How many officers were punished at town hall meetings and you expect any blue shirt to talk with JFED? Unless your eye candy, forget about it. What are her qualifications?
What does an 008 tact team look like? Does it mean that they act appropriately for the situation? Or do they just find a dog co-workers house to sit at the entire tour?
You sure as hell dont see them on the west side. Most tact cars are parked at 008 all night any way. Must be alot of arrests.......
Wheres Scapardine when you need him??? Dont mention clout when hes around...
i am sure that the 008th tact teams will fluff up the temperatures just like all their other numbers.
6/16/2008 10:33:00 PM
"...the slaughter of horses in the Illinois version of Auschwitz..."
You compare the the humane harvesting of horses for food and other products to the genocide that occurred in WWII?
You must be part of the idiotic population that can't eat anything "cute".
People like you with screwed up values are ninety nine percent of the reason this country is going into the gutter.
You are probably an Obama supporter. If he gets elected and empties your pockets, maybe then you will have a clue.
151 Posts is ridiculous. That& the M4 crap get lots of responses. But anything Contractd related( When SCC use to post contract related topics) get a few hits @ best. Just reaffirms what the Rank& File's priorities are.
"It's called networking asshat. Happens in the real world too. Why don't you approach him and ask him for a spot. Now go get your shine box.
6/16/2008 04:33:00 PM"
Why don't you let him borrow your Kneepads instead. Show him the fine art of your career trajectory GUMP
6/17/2008 12:01:00 AM
He funnels the money to the neighborhoods that get to drive nice cars because they are only paying 125 a month mortgages. Get with it, we give everything away to THEM working or not working.
"...I live a predominately African American area..."
Do you have one of those ornamental iron locking doors instead of a screen door?
yeah I'll be sure to call amy freeze on fox news during my tours so I can get a accurate temperature because she makes me hot.HUbba HUbba
Data is important for fighting crime, and practically speaking, it allows you to be employed as police. Don't knock it!!!!
How about a flash back to high school? Shut up, egghead.
Yep, here's the report and fancy charts too!!
The FBI Uniform Crime Report even states, "Some factors which are known to affect the volume and type of crime occurring from
place to place are...climate" (FBI Uniform Crime Reports) "Heat-induced discomfort makes people cranky," explains Anderson, a noted scholar, who has pored over 48 years of climate records from 50 U.S. cities. Not surprisingly he has found that the hottest summers bring in the most murders ("Frayed" 2001). And in yet another study done in Finland, "The peak in homicide rates occured commonly during the summer and the troughs during the winter" ("Frayed" 2001).
There is clearly a direct relationship between high temperatures and high violent crime rates....
Excerpt:
http://www-personal.umich.
edu/~tnienber/poster/crime.html
Environment and Behavior, Vol. 16, No. 2, 185-210 (1984)
DOI: 10.1177/0013916584162003
© 1984 SAGE Publications
Climate and Crime
Tests of an FBI Assumption
Jamesw DeFronzo
University of Connecticut, Storrs.
The Uniform Crime Reports published by the Federal Bureau of investigation state that climate has an independent impact on the variation of crime rates among places. The present study attempted to test this assumption through multivariate analyses of the potential impacts of three climatic and twelve nonclimatic factors on the variation in seven serious forms of violent crime and property crime among the 142 largest American SMSAs. The results indicated that the associations of climatic conditions with forms of crime were uniformly very weak compared to the influences of other variables. Number of days of the year with temperatures above 32.20C (900F) had independent positive associations with the variation in homicide rates and burglary rates while number of days with temperatures below 0°C (320F) and number of days with significant precipitation had positive associations with variation in robbery rates. Furthermore, number of days with freezing temperatures and number of days with significant precipitation had weak indirect negative associations with crime rates through correlations with percentage of SMSA population divorced or separated.
Transcendental Meditation Experiment Arrests Crime
Study Shows Dramatic Drop in Violent Crime During D.C. Project
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Off subject but why is it that they can raise the cost of an SUV city sticker, to $120.00 and yet we have to dick around for years for a 1% raise. Suburbs sell stickers for $10.00......what the fu** does dickhead Daley do with all the money? I know that we're not getting it any time soon! Anyone ever heard him say that they are raising the cost of something to pay the police a decent wage? Hell no...but we can pay for some useless Olympic Venue ! Someone please remove my rectal thermometer, as it is becoming quite painful!
6/17/2008 12:01:00 AM
dont buy it then
stop fuckin whineeen you bitch
That ET whom has a wife at Midway is on 2nd Watch.
When my asshole puckers, I can tell it's going to rain.
What is the big deal of putting a temperature in a box on a report? It won't be scientific but certainly each one of us is smart enough to tell if it's 20, 50, or 80 degrees. This will unofficially confirm what each one of us knows - violent crimes increase in warmer weather. I would rather continue the question of why we get an event number for everything...as if it proves anything.
Anonymous said...
What does an 008 tact team look like? Does it mean that they act appropriately for the situation? Or do they just find a dog co-workers house to sit at the entire tour?
You sure as hell dont see them on the west side. Most tact cars are parked at 008 all night any way. Must be alot of arrests.......
Wheres Scapardine when you need him??? Dont mention clout when hes around...
i am sure that the 008th tact teams will fluff up the temperatures just like all their other numbers.
6/16/2008 10:33:00 PM
6/17/2008 06:39:00 AM
True they are never on the west end but then they have no leadership so what can u expect? Commander cupcake has no clue!
Anonymous said...
To the ET complaining about having to photograph fp lifts, I gues you will be finding even less than the zero lifts you find now! Some one please tell me how you can't even find the home owners prints in his own house??? So a job now takes 3 hours, hmm you work for 7 each days, that meens two jobs a day, yikes slow down already before you hurt yourself. Now that you have a digital camera, you might just learn how to take a fucking decent crime scene photo, but I guess I'm giving you to much credit.
6/16/2008 11:22:00 PM
strange you bring up ets! Went to get a hot dog and the hot dog man by 51st and narragansett told me that a copper just tried to get free dogs? Hmm he pointed to the guy walking into his home yes it was an et? But he will remain nameless like his wife who has clout to be kept at d-2a rate works at an airport while others working harder make d-1! Clout rules right?
Heard a female tac po got seriously hurt last night? Where was her backup?
The only reason he was ever moved was because of differences of opinions with bosses who did not like the fact Ray stood up for what he thought was right. Whatever bone you have to pick with him be a man and take care of it in person.
Do you see a pattern? if your a good boss, or p.o that does the right thing, stands up for whats right, make the right decisions, and bring in the numbers, do you know what you get when you have no clout? YOU GET DUMPED.
it happens to good hardworking coppers across the city witout clout. this is what an incompetent command staff does, we will not allow suggestions, when shown they are wrong you get the door. this is another reason coppers are not working.
dumped too!
No you don't, I live in a predominantly African American WORKING, middle class neighborhood, and neither are the people in my area robbing, raping, blah, blah, blah. GFY!
Your pointy little cap is squeezing your small brain out
you should tell us the neighborhood and im 100% sure I can prove you wrong with numbers... its as easy as checking on clear? and hopefully you dont say north beverly, thats not predominatly black...yet
CAN WE GET HYPER COLOR UNIFORM SHIRTS FROM THE 80'S THAT CHANGE COLOR WITH HEAT?? ESPECIALLY IN THE ARMPIT AREA??? HOW BOUT A SQUAD WITH A WORKING AC, OR A POOL CAR TO REPLACE IT????
With all this silliness going on,thank God for Police humor. It gets us all through the shift.
The Carbon Council is comprised entirely of working police officers and law enforcement admin staff. It is Carbon's way of working directly, day in and day out, with legitimate law enforcement to ensure that the E7 delivers everything law enforcement needs to assist and protect them in their jobs.
Joining the Carbon Council is no charge and comes with no commitment whatsoever. Its only purpose is to get candid advice from the customer.
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6/16/2008 06:41:00 AM
Get rid of the admin. staff fuzz, and you will end up with a fine product.
Who's getting the contract for the official CPD personal thermo-meter?
One for each p.o.
Of course a new unit will be established to calibrate the thermo-meters once every 7.4 years or so.
The city will not purchase the proper calibration tool from thermo-meter inc. Instead they will use the calibration tool used to calibrate the springs in the supes. chair. After 3 years someone will realize all the data collected is not accurate, and the entire weather program will be disbanded.
That is of course after, the city is fined for accepting federal grants based on the bogus data.
At which point daley the 3rd will claim he can't give us a raise in 2012.
Screw said...
May I use your narrative as my own please?
Anonymous said...
Speaking of weather , Did you see the Iowa version of Katrina ? There was NO looting NO shoothing only people WORKING together to solve the problem . Maybe mayor Nagin and his Chocolate city should take lessons from the WHITE people on how to solve a problem without asking for the world to give them everything for free .
6/17/2008 05:57:00 AM
I didn't know Iowa was hit by a hurricane?! How do you know there is no looting? Hey jagoff,I think the Gulf of Mexico has a little more water than the Mississippi river. Finally, how about just helping your fellow American.
GIC-Godamn its cold
HAM-Hot as a motherfucker
You pick when to use either!
6/16/2008 08:00:00 AM
Priceless.
Wonder what Mrs. J-FED thinks of this? Inquiring minds want to know...
6/16/2008 09:29:00 AM
I was just thinking the same thing.
In summary:
This is an arrest by the 69 tactical team B. The temperature is approximately 82 degrees fahrenheit. The wind was blowing from the east-north-east at approximately 15 miles per hour. The sun was setting in the west and R/O could smell the faint odor of the Chicago river. The sky was blue and a few wispy clouds were present, reminding R/O of his childhood spent laying on the grass and watching the clouds roll by while he was at summer camp. Oh wait... there was this one time when Jimmy jumped in the lake... nevermind. At this time R/O observed a robin land on a fence, apparently looking for food. While R/O was looking in this direction he then observed JACKSON, Piss Pants urinating behind a garbage can. R/O announced his office and placed the offender in custody. R/O double locked the hand-cuffs and checked for comfort. R/O mirandized the offender from a preprinted card. Offender freely admitted that the wind was blowing from the east, but denied that the temperature could be 82 degrees stating, "it's hot as a motherfucker out here!"
Transported to district for processing.
6/16/2008 10:35:00 AM
OMFG! That was the funniest shit I've ever read on this board....you have a gift my friend...yoooooo have a gift. yes you do.
I'd like to vote for the ride-along weather person(s). Hands down (or whatever body part you wish to expose) goes to the weather girl on Premier Impacto [4PM on the Spanish station]. I don't know her name, I have absolutely no idea what she's saying [and I don't really care either]. But she can point to New York, Illinoi and Mississippi at the same time.
There are no income or citizenship requirements to enroll in All Kids.
6/16/2008 10:57:00 AM
Un-fucking believable. And we're paying for it.
First, she's more than slightly attractive and second, hot women on this job always had good opportunities and moved up, why would it change with J-fed? Of course he's going to have her work for him over some guy. Besides, she is good looking and I enjoy seeing her walking around the building smiling everyday. Her looks will make her a boss someday, she's no dummy. Just wish my wife looked like that!
6/17/2008 12:24:00 AM
Right, and one has to wonder what you look like.
"Oh, I think I get it. My neighborhood is mostly white working people. I get it."
No you don't, I live in a predominantly African American WORKING, middle class neighborhood, and neither are the people in my area robbing, raping, blah, blah, blah. GFY!
Your pointy little cap is squeezing your small brain out
6/17/2008 05:53:00 AM
I didn't make the first post but I'd like to ask a question, why do black people sit back while assholes like Jackson, Reverend Re Run, Sharpton, Meeks are allowed to act like they speak for all blacks?
IF Obama makes it, and I think he will, I am hoping that we will FINALLY be able to see the best of the African American culture showcased in the White House and the popular culture. I know middle and upper income black people are out there doing the same thing white people are doing and I hope they decide to speak out.
That a boy; post the truth! I agree with you 100%.
Also, I'm sorry but when it's around 100 degree's in my neighborhood the people don't start killing, robbing, raping, stealing or hurting anybody that walks the streets. Oh, I think I get it. My neighborhood is mostly white working people. I get it.
6/16/2008 11:26:00 PM
Drew Peterson & Craig Stebic, both working class WHITE males.
Your a IDIOT racist! I hope you get ass cancer!
Anonymous said...
First, she's more than slightly attractive and second, hot women on this job always had good opportunities and moved up, why would it change with J-fed? Of course he's going to have her work for him over some guy. Besides, she is good looking and I enjoy seeing her walking around the building smiling everyday. Her looks will make her a boss someday, she's no dummy. Just wish my wife looked like that!
6/17/2008 12:24:00 AM
Right, and one has to wonder what you look like.
6/17/2008 05:19:00 PM
Beauty always wins over brains. Look at DS of patrol. Ops, on second thought, never mind.
anonymous said...
First, she's more than slightly attractive and second, hot women on this job always had good opportunities and moved up, why would it change with J-fed? Of course he's going to have her work for him over some guy. Besides, she is good looking and I enjoy seeing her walking around the building smiling everyday. Her looks will make her a boss someday, she's no dummy. Just wish my wife looked like that!
6/17/2008 12:24:00 AM
HER LOOKS WILL MAKE HER A BOSS SOMEDAY? You, sir, are the dummy. I feel sorry for your wife.
anonymous said...
Hey SCC, you will get a kick out of this one. A slightly attractive female 023 District PO saw J-Fed walking off duty and decided it would be a good idea to go introduce herself and schmooze the boss. Well J-Fed within a week proceeds to have her moved via a phone order to now work in his office. I guess its the same old dog and pony show. The PO has like 5 yrs on and knows absolutely nothing. Business as usual.
6/16/2008 07:35:00 AM
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Only 5 years on the job? Knows absolutely nothing? Think about it.
That woman just took the single most important step towards being promoted. And does anyone think it was an accident that she happened to meet the Supt. on a walk?
Sounds pretty smart and calculated to me. Of course she could always study hard and really memorize those general orders. I'm still trying to do that after 25 years.
In this city do it any way you can. We all came on knowing how things were, not exactly on the up and up. I figure most folks had done something the "Chicago way" sometimes in their life. so, that officer from 23 figured it out earlier than many.
She'll be a boss some day. Maybe she will give Jody his next great idea.
kevin garnett from the boston celtics just showed how much of a gangbanger he still is. as many of you know kevin garnett is a "former" gangster disciple and is still a supporter of them. he just gave his interview after the game and it looked like pookie on 65th street who was yellin and hollerin makin no sense to the news cameras after his little brother ray ray just got killdeded by the policceesss.
"When my asshole puckers, I can tell it's going to rain.
6/17/2008 11:01:00 AM"
Bullshit. You know it doesn't rain every single day of the year.
To the Persons telling us over and over again that Investigative Services Dick Supps do indicate temp.-weather conditions,
Everyone, except maybe new recruits, or dopes like you already know, and
nobody really cares, but thanks again for the broken record postings,
Ein-Fuckin -Steins..
"She'll be a boss some day. Maybe she will give Jody his next great idea.
6/17/2008 09:22:00 PM"
And what might she be giving him prior to that?
anonymous said...
Hey SCC, you will get a kick out of this one. A slightly attractive female 023 District PO saw J-Fed walking off duty and decided it would be a good idea to go introduce herself and schmooze the boss. Well J-Fed within a week proceeds to have her moved via a phone order to now work in his office. I guess its the same old dog and pony show. The PO has like 5 yrs on and knows absolutely nothing. Business as usual.
What are the chances of male cops and her all putting in apps to work for J-Fed and him interviewing anyone of the males and grabbing them on a phone order over her? HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
anonymous said...
First, she's more than slightly attractive and second, hot women on this job always had good opportunities and moved up, why would it change with J-fed? Of course he's going to have her work for him over some guy. Besides, she is good looking and I enjoy seeing her walking around the building smiling everyday. Her looks will make her a boss someday, she's no dummy. Just wish my wife looked like that!
6/17/2008 12:24:00 AM
HER LOOKS WILL MAKE HER A BOSS SOMEDAY? You, sir, are the dummy. I feel sorry for your wife.
6/17/2008 09:00:00 PM
And I feel sorry for your chair at 35th street!
anonymous said...
anonymous said...
First, she's more than slightly attractive and second, hot women on this job always had good opportunities and moved up, why would it change with J-fed? Of course he's going to have her work for him over some guy. Besides, she is good looking and I enjoy seeing her walking around the building smiling everyday. Her looks will make her a boss someday, she's no dummy. Just wish my wife looked like that!
6/17/2008 12:24:00 AM
HER LOOKS WILL MAKE HER A BOSS SOMEDAY? You, sir, are the dummy. I feel sorry for your wife.
6/17/2008 09:00:00 PM
And I feel sorry for your chair at 35th street!
6/18/2008 12:20:00 AM
Not everyone who disapproves of the kneepad method of career achievement aspires to work at 35th street with the pretend police and other assorted phonies. You are truly a stroke.
we should also have a guage on morale for that day. If moral is at 30%, that should be taken into account on the crime.
You would also need a "Super Star Status" box....If the watch Super Stars are RDO or on Furlough, well you know crime is going to skyrocket.
JFRAUD is a real Smart One.
True they are never on the west end but then they have no leadership so what can u expect? Commander cupcake has no clue!
Are you kidding? Kup is a great guy and an awesome boss, I have worked along side him and for him, he is the police! the problem is the shit of a district you work and live in, it is too big and going to hell in a hurry! it should be split into two districts, then Englewood can just extent even further west then it already has, the west end of 008 is turning into Pilsen, gangbanger families are moving in in droves, the grafitti is popping up all over, as are the gang fights, recruitment, loud reports,shootings,burglaries and robberies, sorry but this side of the city is done!
Drew Peterson & Craig Stebic, both working class WHITE males.
Your a IDIOT racist! I hope you get ass cancer!
What have they been charged with? sorry but you give two examples, bad ones at that, even if they had been charged with something it's only two people, there are 1000's to choose from on the south and west side every single day. As I look out my window on this beautiful summer day in Edison Park I don't see anyone hanging out in front blasting music, drinking 40's, throwing their garbage in the street, selling dope, menacing their neighbors, whorring out their women,pillaging, etc. etc. etc. what I do see is people taking care of their properties that they worked so hard for, cutiing grass, planting flowers, washing windows, kids playing under the close eye of their parents, living peacefully. Sorry that the truth hurts and you need to call the original poster racist, he actually is a realist from what I see.
OK, Who is the female PO from 023 that got moved to HQ just recently??
I heard CAPS will now be giving everyone free air conditioners..
THIS IS 023 WE ARE TALKING ABOUT... ARE YOU SURE THAT OFFICER WAS A FEMALE?
AND NOT A SHIMM?
Tell me... was he walking through Boyz Town????
Works out, face-lifts, in charge of the Boys...
hmmmmmmmm
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