Monday, June 16, 2008

Funniest Readers Ever

Funniest thing we've seen in a while:
  • Is there any such thing as a handicapped police officer? In other words, can you be a police officer if you're handicapped?

    6/13/2008 05:35:00 PM

  • Sure,they are called supervisors.

    6/15/2008 09:51:00 AM

Great comeback.

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26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure,they are called supervisors.
6/15/2008 09:51:00 AM
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, But all those handicap spots in new districts are for all the retarded patrolmen!!!

6/16/2008 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zing!

6/16/2008 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In that case the "non-handicapped" police officers sure call the "handicapped" police officers an awful lot on the radio
BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING.

6/16/2008 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you've got an easy setup line, the comeback is a natural.

6/16/2008 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If your handicapped you are off the job correct! Fair is fair! Guess if your again clouted with an off duty injury you can do whatever! No clout=your out!

6/16/2008 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a guy in 025 named Wally who has handicapped plates.

6/16/2008 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mental handicaps are acceptable.

Physical handicaps, not so much.

6/16/2008 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW,I BET THAT HIT A FEW NERVES FROM THOSE DO NOTHING SUPERVISORS.

6/16/2008 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad you enjoyed it SCC,as I enjoy your Blog page.Now its off to work on more material for my stand up routine.

"I got clout what you about"

6/16/2008 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no the handicap are the guys that don't get it and still run and gun. and cont to bring in activity.

6/16/2008 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Storm On The Horizon said...

Didn't Wally retire? The bitter Wally that worked the desk in 025 during days?

6/16/2008 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think there is more officers assigned to 025 that need handicap plates because they should be wearing hockey helmets 24/7.

6/16/2008 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If your handicapped you are off the job correct! Fair is fair! Guess if your again clouted with an off duty injury you can do whatever! No clout=your out!


SO true! I have no juice, When I got breast cancer I had to use up my time and the dept refused to give me one of numerous jobs that I could perform, yet we have a shit load of Handicapped officers with juice that they find jobs for. I'm not bitter just happy to be alive.

6/16/2008 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police Intelligence

LMAO!

6/16/2008 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If your handicapped you are off the job correct! Fair is fair! Guess if your again clouted with an off duty injury you can do whatever! No clout=your out!


SO true! I have no juice, When I got breast cancer I had to use up my time and the dept refused to give me one of numerous jobs that I could perform, yet we have a shit load of Handicapped officers with juice that they find jobs for. I'm not bitter just happy to be alive.

6/16/2008 07:54:00 PM

God bless you happy your survived! But sorry all the clouted took all the jobs even with bullshit injuries they get the jobs never pensioned off but you with a legit problem they do this to you! Another reason to do nothing!!

6/16/2008 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a wheelchair accessible toilet in the Patrolmans locker room in 011. Your tax dollars at work...

6/16/2008 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that this post was pretty great:

BANK ON THIS...

The only M4 most of us will ever see in our squad cars will be our Mexican partner.

6/15/2008 06:45:00 PM

6/17/2008 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Jose / Jesus said...

I still love the comment "the only M-4 you'll see in the Squad car is a Mexican!"

6/17/2008 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Storm On The Horizon said...
Didn't Wally retire? The bitter Wally that worked the desk in 025 during days?

6/16/2008 05:11:00 PM

-*********************************-

Wally? Bitter? Don't know who you're talkin' about but the Wally we all know has always been the friendliest guy & always with a quick smile & a silly joke.

No - he's not retired.

6/17/2008 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I thought that this post was pretty great:

BANK ON THIS...

The only M4 most of us will ever see in our squad cars will be our Mexican partner.

6/15/2008 06:45:00 PM

6/17/2008 12:27:00 AM

Funny,but very true.

6/17/2008 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Didn't Wally retire? The bitter Wally that worked the desk in 025 during days?

6/16/2008 05:11:00 PM"

Least he wasn't a backstabber like Barry who'd cheat&lie to a fellow P.O. any chance he got. He's long overdue for hitting the Boldface.

6/17/2008 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 11:48 pm.....dont rip on the handicapped accessible shitter in the locker room in 011. there is nothing better then pinching off a j-fed while your feet dangle in the air!!!

6/17/2008 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, 2348, don't knock the handicapped stall. That there is the Cadillac of crappers right there.

6/18/2008 04:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't we all just get along?

6/18/2008 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never forget we had a commander with one letg.

6/18/2008 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jokes aside, there were two white males driving around on Douglas Blvd, near St Agatha Church pretending to be paraplegic police officers. They drove around saying, "I can't talk to you, lady, you've got a hoodlum to you." Then some creature would appear in front of their car, slobbing and flashing gang signs and telling the vicitm to have sex with this monster or go on your unemployment. I saw them having sex with the newslady on the corner of Roosevelt & Homan, another lady on Kedzie and 15th PL and yet another on Sawyer and 16th. They came from the area of 700 S Wells and 2300 S Lake Shore Drive. don't know where the hoodlums came from, one did get arrested for selling drugs on Madison - his name was Oscar.

6/20/2008 04:22:00 PM  

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